₦airaland Forum

titoetal: Team Day-by-Day all the way. Remember the Spartans and the fox story?

We all wanted to be like the spartan boys. The was not in use at my time but I still got to read it. We still have it and many other old school books in my family library. Today, I could still see some of my niece and nephews catching a glimpse of them. Looks like the last of the best authors died long time ago.

victorv12: Over the queen's dead body a black man becoming a minister in the UK. It can never happen. That's the land of the free mason... they detest blacks like poo.

Even, Obama's victory to becoming the president of the state was to suppress the tension in the country at that point in time, by creating a smooth exit for the former president, Bush. The role of the corporation in the US to have nominated Obama has their candidate, their interest must be protected first.

Thinking the same can happen in the UK, is like given the queen amala and pounded yam to eat. The British will totally repudiate and reject any black man ruling over them.

Dead to the queen then. It is that simple.

Nigerians, claiming every good thing since 1700 BC.

Michael adebolajo and Michael adebowale will be like "This niggas ain't loyal. They didn't claimed us when we got in the news".

So? Is she also campaigning for a politica office?

RIP, Dr Ameyo.

At 16. Our car was blocking another resident and I was the only one at home, so I just pick the keys, got into the car and reverse the damn shit. When the resident moved his car, I drove back and had a nice parking. I did it so well that nobody knew it was my first day of driving. Later on that day, I decided to push my luck too far. I needed to go impress my friends in Ikoyi. So feeling like a badoo, I picked the keys again, jump into the car and took off to Ikoyi enroute Ahmadu Bello way, then onikan, obalende, federal secreteriate, then bank road. I was lucky of have arrive Ikoyi safely but slightly crashed my friends gate.

Coming back was a different story. I took on Kingsway road, Falomo, Akin Adesola. Everything was fine untill one useless driver came outa nowhere and crashed into my car. I was so furious that I wanted to create a scene. Then I remembered that I had no drivers license. Thank nothing happned to his car so I allowed him to go.

I drove back home angry and with a battered car. How I faced the consequence is none of your business. Today, I thank God that nobody can lay claim to having schooled me on how to drive.

After a long period of absence, someone met you and they asked, are you still in this world? Well, you just answer "yes oo" to avoid prolonging matter.

AAlozie: Is Nigeria truly independent? Smh

You are TTC, man. I am happy for you.

What about Easy Flex, DJ Callous, Captain K, B-RED, Skales, Omega H6, iSquad and Gidi Mobb?

Biola, please bring my drugs from the fridge. These people don gimme hbp again.

There is a new one in town. That the ISIS leader, Caliph Ibrahim, is actually a Jew whose real name is Elliot.

Ishilove: I must disagree with you. Nigerians are resilient and very enterprising people. They are also following the footsteps of their leaders. The system is decayed but intead of fighting that decay, we are sitting behind computer screens and drawing funny cartoons.

If we are truely resilient and enterprising as you claimed, then why are we where we are today? The truth is that we steal from each other as well as we steal from the government. There is a difference between hustling and hardwork, enterprise and sharp practices.

People complain of lack of jobs but as soon as they get employed, the next thing they want to do is to steal their employer to bankruptcy. Sometimes their employers can't even afford salaries for months and surprisingly, they still report to work. Then you wonder how they pay their bills.

I have had people told me that if they knew what I know, "dem go use am make money". But they are never even willing to give what I gave to know what I know - they just wish with nothing but money on their minds.

We can't generate enough electricity, can't run our oil industry, can't secure our cyberspace, can't clean our environment, can't administer our justice system in manner that is seen as just, can't deliver primary health care, can't provide basic, quality and relevant education and yet we are resilient ans enterprising? Someone has got to be kidding me.

I challenge all the so called billionaires to justify their enterprise by showing us the value the added to the chain. I have no respect for any agent of malfeasance.

What an ingrate. Not even a word of praise for the electoral officers.

Cooked meal/Vegetable: Min 1, Max 2. Water 3 to 4 big bottles(Swan, Eva or Nestle PureLife only). Fruits: 2 to 4 apples, Papaya and Banana. No alcohol or beverages of any kind. In another news, a 30 mins of good early morin sex won't be a bad idea.

Counting of ballots has started in Osogbo and some polling units in Ilesha.
These are the results we have so far..


—#Unit 006, Elerin Irepodun LGA APC – 66 PDP – 43 LP – 1
—-Former Gov Olagunsoye Oyinlola loses in his polling Unit: APC = 61votes PDP:125 Ward Polling Unit 3
—–Ward 10 Ife Central Unit 3: PDP =140 APC= 62; Unit 8: PDP =95 APC =26
—– Ife Central: Unit 4: PDP 100, APC 64; Unit 11: PDP 34, APC 14; Unit 2: PDP 118, APC 61; Unit 10: PDP 101, APC 41
—–Ward 10 Ife Central Unit 3: PDP =140 APC= 62; Unit 8: PDP =95 APC =26
—–Ward 10 Ife Central Unit 12: PDP=148 = APC 47 ; Unit 4: PDP= 100 APC= 64
- Commercial Ward 2 Ada Boripe @APCNigeria:104, @PDPNigeria:42—-
- Ila Orogun Ward 8 Unit 5 @APCNigeria:83, @PDPNigeria:71—-
- Oshogbo LGC Ward 2 Unit 8 @APCNigeria:63, @PDPNigeria:13—-
- Ila Orogun Iperin Ward 6 Unit 10 Jagun 2 @APCNigeria:42, @PDPNigeria:45—-
- Osogbo LGC Ward 14 Unit 1 @APCNigeria:108, @PDPNigeria:20—-
- Obafemi Awolowo Univerity @APCNigeria:31, @PdpNigeria:28—-
- Oriade LG Ward 11 PU 4 @APCNigeria:92, @PdpNigeria:42—-
- Oshogbo Ward 01 Unit 001 @APCNigeria:60, @PdpNigeria:12 LP:1—-
- Oshogbo WARD 01 UNIT 002 APC:50, PDP:16—-WIN
- Oshogbo Ward 8 Isaleagbara @APCNigeria:62, @PdpNigeria:15—-
- Oshogbo Ward 2 unit 8 APC:63, PDP:13—-
- Iperin Ward 6 Unit 10 @APCNigeria:42, @PdpNigeria:45—-
- (Adejare) Omisore’s running mate Polling Unit @APCNigeria:130, @PdpNigeria:30—-
– Oba Ward Ward 2 Unit 8 @APCNigeria:65, @PdpNigeria:15—-

- Ilobu Ward 5 Unit 7 APC:63, PDP:10—-
- IREMO Ward Adebandele 1 CPU @APCNigeria:52, @PdpNigeria:52—-
- Oshogbo LGC UNIT 6 Ward 14 @APCNigeria:86, @PdpNigeria:15—-
- AD 2 UNIT 2 WARD 14 APC:109, PDP:20—-WIN
- Osogbo LGC Ward 01 Unit 2 @APCNigeria:50, @PdpNigeria:16—-
- Ife East LGC Ward 3 Unit 4 @APCNigeria:59, @PdpNigeria:106—-
- Osun Ward 2 Unit @APCNigeria:63, @PdpNigeria:15—-
- Ward 13 Unit 12 @APCNigeria:71, @PdpNigeria:11—-
- Osun Osogbo LGC Ward 12 @APCNigeria:71, @PdpNigeria:11—-
- Odo Otin Ward 4 AUD Unit @APCNigeria 73 @PdpNigeria 93—-
- Odo Otin TownHall Unit Ward 4 @APCNigeria:108, @PdpNigeria:90—-
- Ifon Ward 3 Unit 2 @APCNigeria:124, @PdpNigeria:65—-
- Ilobu Ward 1 Unit 5 @APCNigeria:71, @PdpNigeria:33—-
- Odo Otin Semiola Unit Ward 4 @APCNigeria:75, @PdpNigeria:25—-
- Ifon Ward 5 Unit 8 @APCNigeria:62, @PdpNigeria:21—-
- Ifan Ward 5 Unit 2 @APCNigeria:106, @PdpNigeria:66—-
- Ife Central Ward 10 Unit 1 @APCNigeria:73, @PdpNigeria:149—-
- See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/08/osun-2014-counting-ballots-starts-results-far/#sthash.4Cj0QL36.dpuf

rozzay: As for me I hate raw men, I prefer like a week s notice via E-mail stating date nd time of sex den ill get prepared

And why would anyone want to be this formal about sex?

We haven't seen the last of his kind, have we? Humans are fast loosing the battle against themselves.

Citizens freedom of movement is being violated here. Where are these irritating human right bigots when you need them the most?

Just keep it short and simple - tell us what to eat.

I had the best Father one can ever wish for. We where all brought up in the way of the LORD and cater for with the gains of a just enterprise. Rest In Peace, Daddy. We will always love and remember you.

It is said that it never happened, people. E bi like some peeps no dey read at all.

dieselengine3: How i wish am the statue....

You really got to be careful what you wish for, you might just be granted.

Before now, a lot of us didn't even know you traveled to Monrovia and everyone was happy. Why not leave as quite as you went there? Stop throwing yourself at us. Oya Fed. Ministry of health, Immigration and quarantine officials, do the needful.

The first time I met that guy was 3 weeks ago. I had to give him 5k because of the story he told me.

This reminds me of my days in the UNI. My cousin gave me a sports car. I was already racing my life to death when he came out of nowhere, took the car and sold it without as much as saying a word. Till this day, I still have this deep feelings that it was either the car or me. Because I was a formular 1 wanna be on Lagos roads. God has been saving me since the day I was born. Baba God no dey take me joke. Anything wey wan cause kasala for me, him dey take away sharp sharp - no time for nonsense. God, I thank you again.

Thanks God they did not allow him to commit that suicide in vain. Now the government must cease him and groom him for the Samson option against Boko Haram.

Mcweber: The ekiti elections and the Osun elections is going to be a different ball game entirely. The people of Ekiti voted for Personality(Fayose) and not PDP. In Osun state, Omisore has a dented personality. The bloods of Bola Ige will never allow his killer be the governor of the state of Osun. Omisore has stepped on so many toes in the state of Osun and I expect that to count against him come Aug 9........

What about the blood of Funsho Williams in Lagos?

babystathopoulos: No1. How did you able to forget about the girl you dated for 5years but had to seperate because of genotype reasons?

The whole thing ended after my service year when I had to move out of the apartment I rented while I was still in school. Then she was also through with school and had to go serve in Kano. I had extended the rent just for her comfort.

babystathopoulos: No2. Which of the girls did you choose( the neighboorhood girl or coursemate girl)?

It turned out I didn't choose either of them. Things got messy at some point. One of them got married last year. The other is engaged and doing her masters in Finland. Both are my friends friends on Facebook and everybody seems to be happy.

babystathopoulos: No3. Where do you get the girls you get laid without committment ?.

Well, I do work on Projects with women, go to Bank, attend seminar, go to the mall, and go to Church. I think I also live in a neighbourhood where other human beings live.

I think question 3 is really needless in the 21st century where we have the Likes of Facebook, WhatsApp, Twitter, and a whole lot.

[quote author=babystathopoulos][/quote]You just burnt yourself, man. There is a time lag of 2 years between that topic and this one. Two things are however, consistent in both stories. I am still in the same profession on this topic as a claimed on that one. Secondly, I am still loved and cherished by beautiful women on this topic as also claimed on that one. So what is it that is not adding up?

As per my being an agbaya on Nairaland, I got on Nairaland before most of the people here and yet I have only 41 topics till date, less than some folks who joined barely six months ago.

Famouspecky: O lord I pray it doesn't reach northern Nigeria too,we already have issues of our own kind of Ebola ooo.

Are you from northern Nigeria?

omenka: The gentleman is an all rounder!!

Long live the First Lady and her Spouse.

Do you realised who you just prayed for? Things are never interpreted based on what you intended, but on what you actually said. Should God, in his infinite mercy, answer this your prayer, you and I know that its PEJ and her spouse that will benefit. Assuming you are even talking in the context of the federal republic of Nigeria.

Now that your emperors have embraced peace, my appeal to you, their e-foot soldiers, is to toe their line in embrace of one another