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TheKingIsHere:
So animals are created in the labs?

bro i think sey we done die this case

TheKingIsHere:
I live on land like other human animals like yourself

Such an intelligence animal. Where you created in laboratory?

TheKingIsHere:
You're obviously deluded if you think all animals have fur

Then you have scales. Do you live on land, air, water or amphibious?

TheKingIsHere:
Of course I am an animal and so are you and every other humans. It's a fact!!

I know your lazy azz witll not check Google

Apparently, I a human is chatting with an animal, I better stop before the animal attacks. Should I scratch your fur.... please don't bite me.

TheKingIsHere:
It's actually a shame that you don't know that humans are a higher form of animals.

Google is your friend

Then you are an animal. Comment if you're comfortable being refered to as an animal.

Amotolongbo:
Fallacy!

What about animals having casual sex, they will now be “downloading” their numerous partners’ problems

Sex is just a biological thing and activity like eating and drinking.
Don’t spiritualise it!

do want to become an animal?

I think you're a disgrace to your moniker.

What difficult in allocating 1k recharge card out of 19k allowance to your mum monthly. Even now that you are managing, find a way to allocate a little stuff to your mum.

Your mum didn't you favours? Who took care of you from conception till your supposed age of independence. If I were close to you, na better backhand slap I go give you.

Even if your mum shortchanged you, why bring it here.

You are not appreciative, you are not generous. You only receive. Better be a giver so that you can grow.

NB: these words are to motivate and not demoralise you.

MrHenryFord:
I've been out of NYSC for almost 6 years now and to be honest, I am still struggling to make ends meet. I work where the pay is nothing to write home about and I have a small apartment I'm managing. It hasn't been easy at all. One of the problems being my mother who I see as a selfish and greedy person. She's this person that I can't discuss financial constraints with let's say an uncle or even my father in her presence. She'll tell them not to assist me that they're spoiling me, that those who are surviving on 20k monthly with wives and children don't have 2 heads.

As in I no get, I brought a business plan to my father. He's on the verge of assisting me and she convinced him not to help me and the man listened (he's a kind of person that even takes decisions from the woman. Sometimes I believe she must have jazzed him or something because honestly, that man doesn't know what he's doing again.

Funniest thing is that if she's the one the man wants to assist with even a million naira, she will be smiling happy. She no go talk say dem dey spoil her o.

I remember when my uncle sent money from abroad through her, she only gave me a tiny percentage . The man sent #500k to her to give me . She only gave me 30k and lied to the man she has given me the whole #500k. It was when I called the man to thank him I got to know. I just played along like I've received the whole sum inorder not to cause another problem between him and her.

Secondly, she always wants to rip where she didn't sow. I can use a pin to count how many favor she has done for me and my younger ones in this life but yet, she wants to make it an obligation to be taking care of her with the little I'm earning despite the fact that she's working and even earning x8 of what I earn.

Fine I'll give you when I have but no she no dey hear that one. Even wen I was doing NYSC in 2016. She called my grandma on phone and was crying that I refused to send her money.. I was dumbfounded. Me wey dey struggle in the streets of Kano with 19k alawee while she is working in Lagos earning more than 100k yet she still wants me to be sending money to her . It's not even that she contributes her salary to the house. It's my father that does everything. Even ordinary filling of gas cylinder na the man dey drop money.. It was so bad she started reporting me to all my uncles. Most of them who understood what I'm going through tried to talk to her but she wasn't having any of it

Thirdly, as I said in the first point above about my father being her puppet. My mother has a car she bought around 2014 and I can tell you she has never spent a dime on that car. Ordinary to use her money buy fuel na war. It's the man that fuels the car for her. If the car is faulty , she can abandon it for months until the man fixes it with is own money. When it spoils again, she abandons it again and the cycle continues. Meanwhile like I said, she works and earn above 100k monthly o. Sometimes I just keep wandering what she uses her money for because there's really nothing tangible she does to the house. (I have 3 siblings behind).

Lastly, this woman has been disturbing me to marry even as far back as when I was serving in 2016. Even till date, I keep telling her I'll settle when I am financially comfortable but she's always never ready to have any of that. Always using people like teachers and fuel attendants who earn less that 20k monthly and have wife and kids. Fine them get wife and born children but their wives are the type you see fighting with their neighbors and tearing their wrappers everyday. Their kids are the type you see on the streets driving tire naked , blowing banger up and down the streets and moving with bad boys.

Opeyemiextra:
So, I have this neighbor who sells some stuff but for some reasons, I wasn't comfortable buying from her. I buy from the market. This really got her angry and I didn't even know this until recently when she would mention it.

To what really happened, I was home one day and she probably assumed I wasn't. She started saying very terrible things about me to another neighbor that it scared me that another human being would really do that. I was very angry while I was inside my room deciding what exactly to do. I thought of confronting but I decided against it. Eventually I went out, greeted both of them and she was shocked that I was at home. I could see guilt written all over her even days after.

Have you walked in on people or heard by chance people talking ill and evil about you? How did you handle it?

You've done enough already. Just greet them as usual then go do your thing.

The greetings is far much stronger than koboko.

toyini1234:
What pg courses do you guys suggest I go for?
I am thinking MSC in chemical pathology , medical biochemistry or medical microbiology

Go to the US and look for an MLS club Major League Soccer....lol. That's what I thought at first sight.

Nonetheless, do you like lab work? Try going for MSC in medical biochem first.

flyinnizam:
As Christmas is approaching luck keeps shining on my brother as he brought home this big antelope. Please before you correct me that it is deer note that deer have antlers not horns. Make your research

Come and take your xmas share

please what's your bro's location? Abeg I wan come with small pot.

that's serious. thanks for the input

chloride6:
Lmao...

The only thing that isn't taxable is receipted expenses like Lunch etc...

The law gives you 20 plus 1 consolidated relief allowance anything else is taxable.

Even if the company provided a driver for you..

The tax man will calculate a value for that service add it to your salary and you'll pay tax on it..

Lol

thanks

okposm:
Those things are taxable if u really want to follow the law under PIT. They are called BIK benefit in kind and 5% is the total value is taxable. But u can just find one expense head and warehouse there. Then under CIT certain conditions have to be met for it to be tax deductible. Such gift must bear the company name on it. Which we know bag of rice will not meet that criteria. So just spread it across some expense heads and don't describe it as bag of rice cos if FIRS gets hold of the GL, it will be disallowed.

Not sure if this can be in politics; however, I know this post will reach more audience. MOD feel free to move to appropriate section.

Accountants, Lawyers, knowledgeable persons on taxes in Nigeria.

If an employer decides to give Christmas gifts to employees, will this gift be taxable? If the gift is a bag of rice how will it be taxed? If the monetary equivalent, will it be taxed?

Kosoco:
You are just a daft..... Can't people like you think before commenting... Even American Presidents Visits Turkish people.... mtchewwww why am I even replying

I think you didn't comprehend the OP's reasoning.

There is nothing wrong in having bilateral relationship/talks between two countries. But why would Turkey host a submit for 54 African countries. In the past China did it, America did it; these are big countries with high productivity and funds. If it were Ottoman Empire hosting the submit, it would make sense, but this is just(ordinary) Turkey, many countries in Africa can 'compete' with it on individual basis.


I'm still amazed as to why we were colonised by European countries. Belgium a very small country, even smaller than Rwanda, colonised the Big Congo that is like 20 - 30 times larger.

When Africa go get sense?

AniOmaa:
Cc: Godons1

Na your people be this... by the time you Almajiri pigs are done using your own hands to wipe out each other, Igbos will move in and buy up all the landmass in the North and convert all your women into our sex slaves, useless animals.

Ökwa Ï bïa go! Onye Anïöma, biko etinye n'anyï na nsogbu özö ka nwanne gï nwoke Nzeogwu na enyi ya Ifeajuna.

Wastedhat:
Religion . Religion. Just take a good look at what you first said,deliverance. Africa is backwards and I regret in nigeria.

Sorry I can't help you. Bye.

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see wahala! that's weird!

ghostboy:
So guys, what is the weirdest or most suprising thing you have ever experienced or seen in your life?
Let me share one out of my numerous weird experiences. While I was still young(about 12yrs old), my family lived in a rented apartment in Lagos and we shared the compound with another family(only 2 apartments in the compound). Our neighbour had 3 male children and we all used to play together in the compound, it was a big compound with lots of trees and it was fun back then.
So on these faithful evening, I was bored and sat alone in the balcony of my family's apartment, there was this big tall tree right in front and I saw our neighbour's eldest son(about 17yrs then) sat under the tree and it seemed like he was talking to the tree which was suprising to me but I just kept quiet and was observing him but I couldn't hear what he was saying. Then suddenly he entered the tree and I couldn't see him again, I yelled out his name to check maybe he would hear me though I was very scared and jittery but he was nowhere to be found. I ran into the house immediately and I couldn't tell my family what I just saw cause I was so scared.
I have never told anybody this incident till today and I never asked the boy about it.

So guys feel free to drop your weird experiences also.
PS: this is not a fictitious story!

ö ba go.

TMKsouth:
Malawi infects Israel - no South African connection.

Egypt infects Belgium - no South African connection.

Nigeria infects Canada - no South African connection.

This thing's been circulating in unvaccinated parts of Africa because people here can't or don't want to vaccinate.

Anti-vaxers, come see your dirty work o. Soon Nigeria will be banned by half the planet as well.

Oga kip kwayet!

In one of the Southern African country, it was reported that omicron was first spotted in vaccinated people, four people to be precise.

You are complaining about anti-vaxxers in Nigeria, but people are paying bribes to get vaccinated. You are lucky to have being vaccinated, don't judge others.


BTW, I've tested positive twice this year; no single symptom. Each time I repeated the test 3-7 days later and it came negative, travel continues. I've visited vaccination centers only to be turned away by the nurses that they are fully booked already. Consequently, I've decided to not get vaccinated, blood of Jesus is my vaccine.

NB: two shots of the vaccine is no longer enough, most developed countries are now going for three shots. On a funny note, some peeps are going for all shots - J&J, astrazenca, etc.

DamnnNiggarr:
by aki-awusa, you mean tigernuts, I'll try it out.

Thanks bro

Yes bro

DamnnNiggarr

Staying away from sex and not engaging in exercise can inhibit performance.

After corona lockdown, I had similar issues.

Remedy: embark on small jogging at least twice a week, fast a little. This will increase your testosterone level. Also, try chewing Aki-Awusa and Dates.

I just reported the post - rule 8 - false information.

How can someone posting false information to FP? The MOD that moved such a post should be banned for 10 years.

Oya! Come fight me!

chikason22:
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ChineduChinedu:
Please help, I need advice, I am very confused man, I don't know what to do in this situation

There is this girl I met in Lagos she help me find a house in Lagos from there we started dating.

I Asked her to marry me and get pregnant for me. Later she got pregnant for me.
She started disturbing me about marriage rights.

On the wedding day I discovered that she has 3 children for one man.
I have asked her several times even before she got pregnant she keep saying no

A day before the wedding, one of my uncle called me and tell me that one babalawo said that the woman I want to marry has 3 kids already.

All that day I wasn't myself I woke her up at midnight and forced the truth out of her
She admitted and start begging me to forgive her, she said she has been looking for the best time to tell me. All this are happening on our wedding day, she beg me not to tell anyone that it can be secrets between me and her àlone, I insisted that I must tell my people from my state enugu to Lagos

My people discouraged me and said I should thank God for revealing this early.
That's how I cancelled the church wedding.

Court marriage 30th September
Church wedding 2nd October
But Before that wedding day, we did court marriage, I told her that I don't want to do court marriage because if she cheat on me I will divorce her and loose my half of my money she got angry, the first day we didn't talk, 2nd day same, Then 3rd day she start packing her loads, I beg her to stay that we have few days to church wedding she insisted that If I don't do the court that I should cancel the church wedding that she can't trust me without court marriage

We did the court marriage, without my parents consent cuz it didn't come from my heart, her junior brother is the one that sighn for me in the court

I don't know what to do in this situation oo

Her first son is 13 years
2nd son 8 years
3rd girl 6 years
And now she is pregnant for me aa

Am 30 years while I don't know her real age

We have lived together for 8 months before I could discover this
And during this period we have been together
She controls me alots and that make me sad
She shout at me too
If ask me to do something for her and I refuse it becomes problem

Please what do I do ?

Nwanyi Lagos gwörö gï ka abacha. Ó díka etere gí nzu n'iru. 8 months of kwara-ngida, continue bro. Chastity before marriage una no gree.

zedegit:
I've been thinking lately cos I am the type of person that loves his space.
I don't like sharing my things; I want my things to be as I kept them.

I am sensitive to words and very temperamental. I am like a volcano waiting to erupt anytime.

I hate being manipulated. I hate the entitlement mentality of some women.

I am an introvert and don't like crowd. I can stay indoors for a month or more as long as I got food, water, a charged phone with subscription. I go out for work and other essential duties.

They say every man got his type of woman. Do you think there's a woman that can match my temperaments?

NB: I respond well when a lady is good with sooting words and avoids arguments.
I love intimacy too although I'm not the romantic type but I can be generous if money is there.

I think the temperament is choleric.

You are not really a choleric, might be a 50-50 melancholic-choleric. Nonetheless you need a phlegmatic-major as a wife. You might get irritated with a sanguine-major wife. Marrying melancholic wife will be time bomb for your marriage ... lots of grudges and victimizations.. A choleric wife will be a daily war.

Nelchuksmandela:
Good day Niralanders,

I need your sincere advice on my present situation.
Please ignore any grammatical error or punctuation. I’m the first son of my family, my father is an average Nigerian trader, he single handedly sponsored my schooling from nursery to higher institution.

After my service year, one of his friends scammed him of 300k in the name of they will get me a job in NUPENG before he paid that money I told him my pastor’s revelation about the NUPENG job, which my pastor said She does not like the job and shared ill references associated to the job with me and I told my dad when I got home, he countered and rebuked the revelation, he doesn’t take any of our advice, he finally fell for the scam.

To cut the long story short, I’m now working class that earn 75k monthly, however I’m still squatting with a friend and I’m still struggling to survive.

Recently I received a call from my dad, he told me he needs 500k for trading, that he wants me to take loan on his behalf he will be paying the debt once it’s due, since he is yet to complete the outstanding loan he took from the same bank, which is remaining 3 months to complete. I later discovered he had another debt he’s still servicing (Paying ) of a different bank that is remaining 6 months to complete.
After pondering over it i asked him; what if he defaults what will happen ? he shunned me and said why will I be negative and I politely told him my mind that I cannot help the current issue. Since then he started reporting me to my mum relatives to talk to in order to accept and collect the loan of 500k on his behalf.

Please your advise on this will be helpful.
Thank you.

Your father is your father. You need to be wise, just find a way to give him something monthly then tell him you couldn't get the loan because you don't qualify. Note, when things go better kindly increase his package.

GeorgeD1 waleayeni1 michaelondon53 twinstaiye all FTA gurus.

Are you in Lagos? Do you have contact of any installer for FTA around Egbeda? Recently relocated from PH to Lagos, so I need to setup my FTA channels. Kindly assist.

thanks

DeckeyLyrical1:
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update please................any streaming link

sylve11:
Interesting...

https://www.nairaland.com/6414665/ijaws-really-nigerians

Check this out. I made this post months ago, none of them disputed it.