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He just came back from the hospital, you see the loose short and the slippers he wore, that shows that he was earlier admitted for RUNNING STOMACH, his outfit makes it easy for him to quickly run to the toilet
#AND_GO_DOWN_LOW
I know this because I have been admitted for same cause before and that was what I was asked to wear.

Ooooops
One missed chance again for SHEKAU'
Now that civilian JTF are hunting Boko Haram, he would have gotten his own special AMNESTY if he had sneaked in on that day and bomb these thieves, thereafter hand himself over to INEC so that so that Boko and Ombatse be joined to form a MEGA party... OBC (ombatse boko congress).
Well, its too late now...!!!
In another unrelated development, the camera man needn't tell them to say cheese before snapping. All he/she need do is asked "who among you is the biggest thief?"
And they all reply
"MEeeeeeeeeeeeee"

How is he the best? What is that special thing he has done, 2 champions league in 26 years?

World Cup In Crisis As Brazil Reashes Breaking Point?
Bro, your post is just copy and paste, the only thing you wrote which is the Title is just effing wrong. Abeg edit that title now before I change my mind

Give the source or shut the eff up

Oloriebi22: some our celebrity are the one
causin intimate inmoralty in the town.i saw
one pic of omotola where she show her
booty to cameral the guy who sat beside me
his Joystick begin to rise immediately he
saw dat pix, now tel me why wont dis guy
molestation a gal who have the same booty
lukin similar to that of omotola? Our movie
industry are promotin intimate inmoralty.

Wow! Your 2 IQ digits could really be rubbed together to start a fire.

):

[quote author=Sunny_bobo]Ba shiga thingz![/quote]Lols
But they are not immunizing the wives with OPV na, just the Children. Abi the Children dey KU'LE

drempex: The only reason these aboki practice still continues is because we give hausa beggers N5 every day, if they know there is profit in being crippled, they will change. Any how sha, they should go to the houses of those willing to be immunized, Darwin postulated survival of the fittest, slowly, the cripple we fizzle out and I dream of a Nigeria without theses lot of people.

Hmmm

They should have started all these process in the houses of those mallams who for only God-Knows-Why encourage their willing listeners to turn back the polio vaccine. Some even give the examples of how the taliban of Pakistan and Afghanistan handle it in a positive light. Its a shame that Nigeria is one of three countries where the wild polio virus is endemic.

Van snickers: Source?

The link to the source is there

A trader created a scene recently when he stopped Kaduna State Governor Mukhtar Ramalan Yero from entering his house during the launch of another round of immunization in Rigasa, a suburb of Kaduna. Weekly Trust reports
A mild drama played out in Rigasa, a suburb of Kaduna metropolis when a 46-year-old trader, Mohammed Sani Usman, stopped Governor Mukhtar Ramalan Yero of Kaduna State, who was on house-to-house polio immunization campaign, from entering his house.
Our correspondent reports that the drama, which lasted for an hour, attracted hundreds of residents of the densely populated suburb to the scene as the news of the trader’s act filtered into the community like wild fire.
Weekly Trust gathered that the governor begged the man to allow his three-year-older granddaughter Farida to be given the polio vaccine, but he refused. The trader, a father of 12, refused to budge despite all entreaties from the governor.
Governor Yero, accompanied by many of his aides, traditional rulers and other leaders of Igabi Local Government Area, was in the area to   flag off of the June special round of Sub-National Immunization Plus (SNIPDs). At the end of the ceremony, the governor took time to administer the vaccine on children in the neighbourhood of the Rigasa Primary Health Care Centre where the programme was kicked started.
However, when the governor arrived at the house of the trader, he was denied entry. It was gathered that the trader ignored the security men on the entourage of the governor,  stayed put at the entrance of his compound and insisted that the governor will not enter. While others were jubilating to see the governor, the trader ignored the pleas from the governor.
The trader, Weekly Trust heard from his neighbours, is one of the people known to reject   polio vaccine in the area. Rigasa is one of   communities in the state where there are high cases of missed children due to cases of rejection and non-compliance. The incident occurred penultimate Friday around 11.am and it lasted till 12noon.
The trader told Weekly Trust days after the incident that he has reservation on the polio vaccine, adding that even if it were President Goodluck Jonathan comes to his house with polio vaccine, he will treat him same way.
“I was not informed that the governor was coming and they know I don’t allow my children to take polio vaccine, so why would they bring the governor to my house with polio? I’m against polio and doubt if somebody can change my perception about it.
“Anyway, I know that the governor went to flag off immunization, he doesn’t enter people’s house, then why mine? My child is mine and not yours and I have never stopped other parents from immunizing their children. God has not stopped us from giving birth and our Prophet (SAW) wants us to give birth to children.
“The governor, no matter his position, as far as I am concerned, cannot be compared to my close neighbour. This is because no matter the problem that may befall me, before any of my blood relatives comes to my aid, my neighbour will be the first to be contacted. I own my house which I bought 20 years ago and nobody can enter without my consent. If those who brought the governor wanted to be just to me, they would have informed me before his arrival so that I will be ready. His people should have told me that we know you are against   polio vaccine, but the governor will be coming so we want him to enter your house. But none of them did that.
“I was not aware of his arrival. I was inside the house working on my wrappers when I heard noise in front of my house. So, I came out to see what the problem was and surprisingly I saw some commissioners and security men at my gate. Then I heard one of them saying they wanted to enter my house. So, I asked them for what reason, they said to immunize my children. Then I said it will not be possible. Initially, I was thinking it was a joke, but one of the soldiers attached to the governor made a statement that infuriated me because he said that most of the residents of Rigasa are foreigners; that statement made me angry.
“So I told him that even if they are going to kill me, I will not allow the governor to enter my house. I also told the soldier that if not for his uniform I am sure if they ask him to make such a statement in my presence he cannot do that. I also said in the governor’s presence that even if President Jonathan comes here, I will not allow them to immunize my child. So the governor held my hand that I should allow him to enter but I refused. I told him that this is not his house and so I will not allow him in. He pleaded with me to allow him in. He asks if I know him I said yes but I will not allow him to immunize my child. I also told the governor that I have nothing against him.
“When they threatened to use force against me, I threw the girl at them to immunize her. I gave them the girl. They only immunized her by force, not because I wanted. I also prayed to Allah to fight for me, because I was embarrassed by what happened in my own house,” the trader who hailed from Maradun in Zamfara State told Weekly Trsut.
Before the incident, the governor had earlier entered the residence of the trader’s next door neighbour where he immunized the grandchild of   octogenarian  Saidu Jibril. A scene was also created there. After the immunisation, the octogenarian held the hands of the governor and took him round his mud house.
“The old man took him round from one room to the other. In fact, he took the governor to the only toilet in his compound. At the end of the day, the old man begged the governor to assist him rebuild the house,” a witness told Weekly Trust.
The octogenarian said he didn’t allow his grandchildren to be immunized, because of the presence of the governor but that he has since embraced the vaccine.
“I’m happy that the governor came to my house and that was why I took him round the whole compound. You know in this area, my house is the only mud house and I told him that he should assist   and give my house a facelift. He promised to do it and he has started fulfilling it because yesterday (Tuesday) builders have come to survey it and they said they will build three bedroom flat,” he said joyfully.
Reacting on the trader’s act, the ward head of the area, Adamu Garba Rabah, condemned the conduct of the trader. “We are not happy with him at all, because what he did was totally wrong. The vaccine is not harmful and we are appealing to all those who are sharing his opinion on the vaccine to have a rethink,” he said.
Governor Yero said the decision to flag-off the campaign in Rigasa ward was because of poor compliance in the area
“Though we have steady improvement considering where we were at the beginning of this year, it is just minimal when compared with the task ahead. Therefore, I want us to remain focused and determined in our quest to evolve a polio free state, because in spite of the successes we have made, we still face the challenge of missed children and non compliance as shown by report of the immunization rounds in May 2013.
“OPV is safe, it is not a contraceptive drug and it remains the only means to protect our children from the destructive menace of polio virus. We are working hard to disabuse the minds of our people on the safety of the OPV and Insha Allah, I have no doubt, we shall succeed. We have noticed that Rigasa is one of the areas in the state with high rate of non compliance,” he noted.

[quote author=Excel 30 ]HE IS A LIER? My ex told me that the lady i saw unclad with him on bed was a female friend who intended spending the night.[/quote]You have written this story in several other places just yesterday alone, take it easy lady! All izzzzzzzzzz well

And why does that bobby look familiar, I think I've milked it before

You mean can I marry a yoruba girl?
Sorry if I'm not politically correct.

OP stop deceiving yourself there joor, no sensible sharp guy want to be best friend to a very fine girl, for God sake, that will make you Gayish, I would never be a best friend to a girl I intend chyking and watch other sharp men flash toast and cash and take her to their bedroom 3 hours later, boy!!! That is an emasculating experience . I don't blame you though, I use to think this your yeye style works, thank God I quickly realise it doesn't a long time ago. Get your confidence straight, get your koko set, get the money one side, come add swag, omo! Toast any girl you like after 5 minutes of meeting and you are home and dry. Imagine if you want to bleep Halima, Falashade and Chioma, will you spend 2 years gisting and being best friends with Halima, (inah! Haba mallam!) You go in and out of Halima before 2 days, if you are good, Halima and Falashade will be down within a week, Chioma might even be impress by your speed and invite you in next week. OP, forget this your born agin love, I toast girls I like when I meet them and by God I have bleep over 20 that way, so I'm not impressed with your meager 3- down. Campus rockz!!

Eyah!
Sorry! ONE CHANCE

Its being long we parted, Saw her on Badoo and I chatted with her
Me:babe sup? What do you do now
Babe: I'm in school, came for holidays.
Me: really! Which school is that
Babe: Hambross Ally University.
Me: ofcourse! So are you at home
(Moments later, we were sweating after you know! I just smiled to myself, lying learner!!!)

frank pessu: Kanye's baby.
6/15/2013
6
1+5=6
2+0+1+3=6
666
Evil baby

This only shows you are a big problem Nigeria has to do away with, your mates are calculating things that affects our lives daily, you are scribbling thrash.

emmboy: I said it before that the truth is bitter... I can c you've always beena victim all these while lol.

No amigo, you didn't say the truth is Bitter, you said Better

No. She is sleeping with your father too. Whoreeee!!!

Na wa oo!
But OP, I hope you know having unprotected s3x with an HIV infected person MAY spread the virus. Having s3x with an HIV infected person doesn't necessarily transmit the disease to the person, as a matter of fact, statistics have it that on the average, males contact the virus from infected female after about 600+ times of co!tus. What this means is that, your wife might have HIV and you blow her for 6 months unprotected and yet you still don't have it, some others contact it just one time after going in. So its all probability, hence, her list is BS as it doesn't mean all those whose names appear are infected. PS, this girl I go out with (typical naija girl with ppl that give her money I'm sure after hustling) always insist I at least blow her skin_to_skin for a minute or two before putting on a condom. She said its sweet and she wants to feel me in it! Crazzzzzzzy girl!!!!

A classy girl is someone who has done it in class. I thought you said you are a virgin, how can you now be classy? Or have you done it in class recently??

Stories, that one na wash na. I have heard that before, met this girl who said they are forbidden to have sex during Ramadan, after I touched two places, guess who was begging for it?

bsquare18: Pls can sum1 tel me aw i can change my skul fee teller 2skul receipt?

I think that is done in the Bursary which is close to the computer room in mini campus.

ObiomaA: 4TH TO CUMENT

High man

[quote author=maxwello.yg]i still think Chris Brown, Ne-Yo, Justin Timberlake are best dancers. Usher is going down low.
Working hard to realize your dreams pays Pete, i am doing just same.[/quote]Did you just mention justin Timberlake? That one, even my grand mama for village sabi dance pass that his ridiculous steps.