₦airaland Forum

Duru1: Ignorant is, in fact, an indelible decease. There is no region in the jungle known as Nigeria called Niger Delta and, in fact, there is no delta formed by River Niger in the colonial contraption called Nigeria. Niger Delta is a manifestation of the figment of ignorant imagination.

There is no remote possibility of a local government area called Niger Delta without Igbo.
I shall vote for total disintegration of Nigeria and my preference shall be Republic of Igbo land. I shall also listen to people with cultural affinity to Igbo such as Ibibio, Annang, Ogoni, Idoma, Ejegam and Kalabari to form a union.

In addition, there shall be wars of attrition imbedded in territorial expansionism.

I pity you! You need a geography textbook and intensive schooling to cure your chronic ignorance. Maybe after reading your book well which you've obviously fail to do, you will know that QUINTESSENTIAL example of a delta in africa and ofcourse one of the best in the world is seen at sounthern Nigeria where the Niger drains into the atlantic. That being said, the Igbos are foolish as all I see here is trying to pick and choose other tribes which confers numerical advantage to them, so that they lord over such tribes. Take it here and now, the NIGER-DELTA is not part of your inauspicious Igboland, we have the Ijaws( a people of pride) and the others there whose detest for nigeria as it is now is because because of the wrong thinking igbos. Leave the Anang, Ibibio, Idoma, Igala out of your Biafra contraption that is bound to fail.

And the OP is a clown, who said that the divided map is going to be like that? You must be dreaming.

No! No division. And I will fight and smash to smitherens all those with secession opinion. I will defend nigeria with my blood. Take up arms and fight all secessionist. That's what I will do. Good day till then.

Liciouslucy: i went to visit him on a Sunday afternoon after service ie 2pm. We were watchin a movie and chatting, around 4pm he took his bath, brushed his teeth, dressed up and even sprayed perf. when I asked him where he was heading to, he replied, let me go and withdraw some money from the ATM, im coming. i left his house around 6pm and he neva returned till then. Anyways he was still asking me out and i was doing shakara so he probably went to meet a better fish since i was dullin

That's good for you.

Hey! I stopped reading this crap at "I don't want to tell someone that I love so easily" and I quickly knew the end of the story, he died without telling her he loved her with his mouth, lame story, all theme, Samson and Delilah has more suspense than this.

Maria Rilwan, Fulani chic, very fine, sexy smile, sexy eyes, though small bombom, it pushes backward as if seeking for attention. The girl was the quiet type, only spoke when she's spoken to but the very very very few people who ever spoke to her were Malo guys, probably in IRK class. Mehn I loved Maria. Though that time I was the clown of the class, I was quite shy around girls I fancied, and very shy to even approach Maria (how I regret never asking her out). Well, one of those days, I and my naughty friends were playing pranks on people passing through the corridor during break. We dropped #100 on the ground and stayed some meters away seeing how people reacted. (I was the one that brought the idea and the owner of the money made me understand that I will pay if the prank was botched). We caught lots of fun seeing people pretending by stepping on the money, going gradually to the ground as if they wanna scratch their heel and pick up the money. Mehn I really lmao. Trouble started when I saw my crush gisting with her friends (they were standing), I dropped the money close to her and gleefully stepped back to enjoy the scene. Somebody passed by and tapped her to pick her money, she did and put it in her pocket...(WTF) after several minutes of hesitation, I was forced to tell her the money wasn't hers, imagine my first conversation with her was over this! (What was I thinking?), well, I told her and she vehemently denied it and said she brought #200 to school and she gave her friend (Zubaidatu) #100 and kept the change to herself, her friends confirmed this, funny enough, these girls were very honest, if not the most honest clique in that class, many who had the story looked at me Shaking their Head #STH as if I have done something wrong, I regretted even telling her, I would have quickly paid for the money had I know it would play out like that, though my friends confirmed my story, her and her friends were more innocent than we were...SMH, well that was our first and last conversation, I left the school 4 months later, too bad we were not together when I clocked 15, I'm sure things who have played out differently then, that was when I was disvirgined by my neighbors wife, well that's another story for another day.

Pray for them and all of you should give your lives to Christ....Shikena!!!

HURUCHI: yannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Uh! Do you even know how to spell yawn?

adecore: Are you sure he was indeed starved? The last shoe wey you see for your door no be your size? 42? Mumu like you.

Chairman, you're not suppose to quote me na, you're to quote Berem who thought her bobo was sex starved. I only pointed to her that even if he did not poke another person, then both of them were starved of sex by her temporary celibacy.

Tarelove: On a first date with her she said I study at Land mark University in port high cort. Pals dat was d end of d date.

I don't understand, did she write it?

Really? Ugly girls now have hope, they can be inside and we'll just imagine that its the hot mama...#Omosexy inside.

That's the problem with copy and paste, it can not speak directly to the people concerned. So OP, where is Nigeria on the List and Ghana? that's the only two country I care to talk about.

Oluwatoyinella: Hmmmmn

What is hmmm? Are you sucking the stick?

Kassidy90: She's a coworker, always preach to me against premarital s*x, but on her last birthday I offered to take her out coz she to told me she has no guy in her life, after d outing I asked her to come n know my place on getting there.......hmmmmm complete d story urself, since then I was like mehnnn.....

I'm still looking for the lie here, is it that you lied to her before she opened her legs or what?

I so much like independent and doesn't dall in love with your wealth, tell that to all these 9ja chics, there are very few out there who can do this and I have one of them in leash, thankGod.
Beautiful inside and out especially outside, yeah, inside too. Its nice to have this and I consider myself lucky to have it too but I disagree with the assertion, outside is not a must for a good girlfriend though most boys won't agree with me. And if you are calling beautiful women in the world, how the h3ll did Kate Middleton come to your head in the 1st 3. Na wa for you oo. She is not even finer than small Tonto Dike....I'm not impressed at all.

What a question, coming from a girl makes it the more baffling.

Godson201333: I am very surprise to have discover you on this thread,I thought you were the moderator for Sexuality Thread

Lols and SMH

berem: im dey craze? when i starved him of sexx for one week, nobody tell am say make im apologize .Inshort, im go buy 3 different pairs of shoes for me. I dey fear pesin? mtscheew!

You starved him of sex or both of you were starved of sex?

[quote author=m.esther96].which course is dt hope is nt sexology[/quote]No ma! I major in MBBS and I believe that's what you are aspiring for? You want some tutorials

2blunt: guy, wetin be Whaaaaaaaat!!!!!!!!, the op use a James Hadley Chase novel title, "Believe This - You'll Believe Anything"
when u dont read how will u know, idiota

I said what!!!! Because I am the OP and no, I have not seen or read this book you spoke about. "If you can believe this, you can believe anything" is a popular saying.
if "wonders shall never end" which is a popular saying happens to be a book written by a "Markovnikov Schneider" and I say it, does it mean that I just downloaded the book? You must be high on Sisa
Idiota!!!

[quote author=m.esther96]av u eva been 2 schl coz i cn c dt u r nt concerned![/quote]Ehm! JAMBito to be, I'm in school as I write and I'm thinking of when I'll graduate. All the best in your PUTME...lols

[quote author=Flygerian.]Well, since they say "majority carrys the vote" then i think the OP is NOT far from the truth.[/quote]Thank you sir!

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dplomaticVal: Hey, u dnt ve 2 vouch
For everybody, moreova if
your d cow on dt pic then u dare nt seek for a prophet to tell
you YOUR plug(extra)-ugly!

Sorry! Are you a girl?....
Because she is and must have tons of friends and acquaintances who are sweet and on LDR, if she speaks/write, she does that on a higher authority than you who if you are on a LDR, your babe prolly hides that secret from you, even if the chic is just your friend, she'll still hide it from you so you don't see her as promiscuous. Bottom line is...she has a higher authority to write facts on this issue than you do

Godson201333: why wasting your time on this sakaguchi Post,He must be heartbroken by now.ASk born2fuck,I normally blame him )until he told me d origin of his NL name.

But the formula is what works for Mr A might not work for MR B,what works for MR B might not work for Mr A.You better change your mentality so that you can find true love so that you end end up being like born2fuck who knows all the ashawo joints in Lagos state!

So finally LDR survives,you better try it.

Sorry bro!
I'm in love n thank God she's not Faraway from me, should such a case be when she's far from me comes, you can sneak in this your lil advice as a notifier, so thanks but no thanks.

alutacontinua: Dude, it's a lie.
Cheating is not dependent on the distance in the relationship or gender, cheating is something of the mind, MOST TIMES!.
So, guys cheat in LDR, ladies cheat in LDR, guys cheat in SDR, ladies cheat in SDR and VICE VERSA.

What you ended up saying is that what I posited is a subset of a gargantuan cheating cycle....so I'm not lying, and while mine can be verified with simple research of checking the beauty queen next door on LDR, yours cannot.