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This is funny

Raxxye:
Eyaa!
But from the title I was expecting to read that Samuel Chukwueze gave a poor church usher 100million naira to start a business.
If you all say that kissing the girl's hand is a very kind gesture from Chukwueze, then I alone cannot think or say otherwise.
He is very nice!

kerry57:
Some of them are good academically

True I recall a Fulani guy who was best graduating student of his set

Watched how the boy's mum got Apostle's attention last week and was touched by her cries for help for her son.
Glad it paid off.
Years of waiting and pains cleared off in minutes - like receiving gratuity of someone that has worked for 35 years in one day.
God bless Apostle Suleman and the givers.

Ohraykon:
no that way i dey other church sometimes but its hard to believe such comes from the catholic church. I am just shocked!!!

It's really sad. These kind of people are everywhere. Not a justification tho

Ohraykon:
na lie kwanu! Those guys are saints they never do such. Stop spoiling the catholic church. They are even better than this funny Pentecostal churches.

See you. Be there deceiving yourself.
So when it's catholic u recall they're spoiling church name but u derive joy in ridiculing other churches when it's not the one you attend.

CoronaVirusPro:
All I know is that, if Oyedepo makes heaven, we are all going to Heaven.

E go shock you. Lol


‭John 21:19-23 NLT‬
[19] ... Then Jesus told him, “Follow me.” [20] Peter turned around and saw behind them the disciple Jesus loved—the one who had leaned over to Jesus during supper and asked, “Lord, who will betray you?” [21] Peter asked Jesus, “What about him, Lord?” [22] Jesus replied, “If I want him to remain alive until I return, what is that to you? As for you, follow me.” [23] So the rumor spread among the community of believers that this disciple wouldn’t die. But that isn’t what Jesus said at all. He only said, “If I want him to remain alive until I return, what is that to you?”

https://bible.com/bible/116/jhn.21.19-23.NLT

Everyday247:
Are you a masochist

She is a lunatic

GreatOchuks:
Maybe you need to be attending other denominations of churches once every month and also for their programmes ,,, then you will truly understand the palaver at hand ....

Abi. That's true tho

Our media way of reporting though. From quoting another similar story to mixing the whole thing up.
Trying to figure out the particular scenario of the two in which the chinese man involved claimed the lady rejected him after collecting plenty money from him...
All the same anyone who intentionally and deliberately schemes and kills another should be given the death sentence too

Reality3080:
I am a Christian but at this stage I agree these guys are mad

What’s d meaning of this rubbish?

Christianity is gone

You're a Christian and you so trust social media that you could freely .write Christianity is gone on the internet.. welldone

MrIcredible:
None!

Catholic, DONATION IS YOUR CHOICE...

Unlike all these Pentecostal and new age churches that will almost put guns in your head just to robb you.

You don't need to talk down on others tho.

I attend winners and we do offerings once except once in a while for welfare. And whenever there'll be welfare offering it would be announced the Sunday prior.


I was shocked when I started living faith church because of the narrative I had always heard everywhere. U could attend for two years without giving a single offering and nobody send u because they wouldn't even know. The offering is given in such a way that people wouldn't really even notice if you didn't give or did. Nothing like stressing bring money or anything .
I've attended winners for like 8 years now and I've never been coerced to give a dime or given anything just so people wouldn't say i didn't give. I give based on understanding

Lomprico2:
Ehe now! How I go suffer work finish carry the salary dash out? The salary is mine and I will share to those I want as I want.

So true 😂
I love the frankness.

Mine was largely used to settle debts I had incurred in the first month of the job. It was afterwards I was able to reach out to others

Lomprico2:
My First salary belonged to me!!

Na this comment make me laugh pass 🤣

Sad one.


I watched a clip of Apostle Suleman two weeks ago where he talked about cult wars & bloodshed coming in these few weeks & made an altar call for cultists to repent.

I just pity their parents and hope others come to their senses

ogbonti:
He was born when Pope John Paul II first visited Nigeria in 1984. His last visit was 1998. I remember that visit of 1984, Archbishop of Lagos then, Cardinal Olubunmi Okojie was the Chief Host - and most kids born during that visit were called John Paul - so his age of 39 os correct and accurate- He was indeed born in 1984- Rest in orace little kid, may God grant your soul eternal rest, Amen 🙏🏽

Woah. Interesting, good to know.

RIP junior pope. Deepest condolences to the family.

I now understand that he was nicknamed junior pope because of his name John Paul

God rest his soul

Kudos to our soldiers. May God continue to preserve and protect you all in Jesus name.

FutureProfessor:
Good afternoon daddies, mummies, my brothers and sisters on Nairaland.

Please I need your help.

My name is Olaoluwa. I am 32 and an O-Level holder. I had a car accident last year, lost my job, and became jobless for months.

Please help me; I am seriously hungry. The last time I ate was Monday evening, and it was my remaining garri that I drank. I have not eaten any other food since Monday evening other than the water that I have been drinking to gain some strength. I can no longer endure the hunger; my body is starting to shake. Please, my people, I am really sorry for begging, but it is just that I am starving to death. Please, someone should help me with something to eat, no matter the amount. I don't mind. I will always appreciate you. I am starving. I know things are very hard these days. Anything you have to spare, I would really appreciate.

I live at No. 26, Osuolale Street, Bode Olude, Ita-Elega, Abeokuta, Ogun State.

If you live near me, please invite me for lunch; I am dying of hunger. May you never lack the good things in life. Please have mercy on me and help me.

My phone number is 0 7 0 1 8 9 7 4 5 8 3

Please help me with any amount; #600 will do a lot for me at this time.

Please, my bank details are:

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My name is Olaoluwa


I want to sell my Vivo V3.

Price: 20k
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Please buy my phone if you live close to my street or Bode Olude in Abeokuta. I need to buy food. I am beginning to feel pain in my stomach.

New format?

Saw this exact post (word for word) February or last month here

Good One.

Hers is a Classic example of Shame to fame
More wins ma'am

Word!

pretydiva:
It’s fine. Thank you once again

Ure welcome. How about we become online friends . Could mail u

pretydiva:
That’s so thoughtful of you. I really appreciate. God bless🙏

Ure most welcome.
Pls pardon the late replies.busy day at work

pretydiva:
He’s fine. Do I know you pls?

No we don't know each other.
Tot to ask cos of previous old threads u did

pretydiva:
If foolishness was a person. This guy na money miss road. Granted bail no mean say you don free oo

Really funny honestly.

BTW
How's popsi doing?

obailala:
What an unfortunate even.... I think this reaction of the pastor was driven by the recent media backlash that followed the case of the woman that gave a fake/unverifiable testimony un this church... Instead of Nigerians to blast the sharer of the fake testimony, they rather blasted the pastor. Now oga pastor is trying to be careful.

Apt! Good analysis. Comment I was looking for. That was what played out here.
I'm believe the church would publicly apologise to her

Very true. Infact sometimes even before you start mentioning Jesus- They've already observed you seem totally different. Even when you're in jeans & snickers. Lolz
... See I lay a stone in Zion, "a stumbling stone...a rock of offence....
Have you also noticed that no religion has issues with you saying God. Issues begin when you mention the name of Jesus who is the way, the truth and the life.
Scriptures also say the insults of them that insult me have fallen on you
Glory be to God that scriptures also adds that whosoever believes in him will not be put to shame

Congrats to her.
Wishing her a long, successful and fulfilling career.

PS: Arotile comes to mind

GOFRONT:
A Gp tank ontop of a wooden platform

Good observation. The wooden platform isn't a good choice

Cindypresh:
More than 200 school kids was kidnapped few weeks ago and there was no protest from these religious 🤡s.


Nigerian politicians are the luckiest on earth...their citizens are so dvmb as fvck.

Apt!
U set o. Beauty with brains

Well said.
... This is because such persons -without a personal relationship/ convictions/ encounter with God- are usually the first casualty of the strange winds of doctrines blowing here and there in these times we are in...

Ephesians 4:14- 15 (KJV) That we henceforth be no more children, tossed to and fro, and carried about with every wind of doctrine, by the sleight of men, and cunning craftiness, whereby they lie in wait to deceive;
But speaking the truth in love, may grow up into him in all things, which is the head, even Christ: