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FamilyRe: Is It Right For My Niece's Boyfriend To Visit Her In My House? by Samakus(m): 7:34pm On Dec 25, 2020
You're being human bro. But thank God your wife stopped you from embarrassing her guest. Now, both of you can sit her down at night and counsel her like a couple.

Cheers and have a good Yuletide
SportsRe: 7 VIP Soccer Predictions @ 851.20 Odds: Free For All ( December 26-27) by Samakus(m): 6:59pm On Dec 25, 2020
Bet9ja booking code?
CelebritiesRe: Phyllis Thompson; The 7th Wife-to-be Of Ned Nwoko From Zambia (photos) by Samakus(m): 4:44pm On Dec 25, 2020
UyaiIncomparabl:
I am not a guy. Be guided.
Apologies! These days, deciphering the real gender of an average Nairaland moniker is rocket science because alternate accounts keep springing up
CelebritiesRe: Phyllis Thompson; The 7th Wife-to-be Of Ned Nwoko From Zambia (photos) by Samakus(m): 3:10pm On Dec 25, 2020
czarina:
Na you sabi. Merry Christmas cool
Lolz. Merry Christmas my dear. I for like massage o but Buhari touch me. E go beta
CelebritiesRe: Phyllis Thompson; The 7th Wife-to-be Of Ned Nwoko From Zambia (photos) by Samakus(m): 9:16am On Dec 25, 2020
czarina:
Awwwwn....Thanks beautiful! Good morning.
You must be beautiful to get these two guys forming caring cheesy

macho44:
Czarina!!!!!! I been through the entire LENGTH & BREADTH of Nairaland, Searching For You. Where ya been HIDING all this while. Hope you're good grin
UyaiIncomparabl:
Welcome back, baby. smiley
RomanceRe: 2020 Miss Uganda Goes Completely N.a.k.e.d; Shocking Photos/video Drops by Samakus(m): 9:12am On Dec 25, 2020
KingMack:
The klitoris jus dey hot the guyy brain cheesy grin cool
Oh lawd cheesy cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: Happy Christmas Nairalanders ---- Wish Your Best Moniker Happy Xmas by Samakus(m): 6:40am On Dec 25, 2020
Merry Christmas prettyvirgin
FamilyRe: My Sister Still Refused To Let Me Stay After Begging Her by Samakus(m): 6:48pm On Dec 24, 2020
Nobody is giving you one naira from here. Find new format, BOY!
FamilyRe: Nairaland Christmas Giveaway 2020 by Samakus(m): 6:38pm On Dec 24, 2020
pocohantas:
PLEASE READ CAREFULLY BEFORE APPLYING;




NOTE: As always, I won’t do the crediting of the said amount, I don’t ever do that. I won’t even do the picking alone. A close friend who is a Nlder helps me with that.

Thanks for your cooperation... kiss kiss
Indicated
RomanceRe: Woman Publicly Appreciates Her 'security' Husband For Buying Christmas Chicken by Samakus(m): 5:36pm On Dec 24, 2020
Just imagine those vagina people commenting on the post.

To kill common fowl is big stress now.
CareerRe: Corporates Affairs Commission Killing My Interest In Business by Samakus(m): 10:05am On Dec 24, 2020
Chai. I feel for you. I hope you genuinely get help here. But be mindful of those that will disguise to offer help but all they want is to scam you.

I wish I have the connection to help you. I hate it when human factors inhibit dreams.

Meanwhile, have you thought about registering your business with SMEDAN (Small and medium scale enterprises agency). I just registered my business name and got their certificate of registration for free. You should try it. Look up their website on Google and register if you deem so.

All the best man
CelebritiesRe: I Want A Divorce Before I Hurt My Wife - Ada Jesus Husband Cries Out by Samakus(m): 8:12am On Dec 23, 2020
I laughed so hard ;Dhard angry

This guy na beta illiterate aswear. He's even feeling himself that he's speaking English.
CelebritiesRe: I Want A Divorce Before I Hurt My Wife - Ada Jesus Husband Cries Out by Samakus(m): 8:11am On Dec 23, 2020
I laughed so hard ;Dhard angry

This guy na beta illiterate aswear. He's even feeling himself that he's speaking English.
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Left Me, But I Still Want Her by Samakus(m): 7:50am On Dec 23, 2020
Psych412:
seriously, I hate men like you.



your type are too weak to make thier stand and move on.




why can't you move on. she told you she's done with the relationship yet you are begging her to mend the relationship back.



if you were my brother I would have knock that your big head.




Op if you accept and marry that lady, you will regret it(may be in the other world, when she finally kills you).



sissy OP
First time I liked a pretty girl's post here. You have brains.

It's a shame I can't pm you. Keep reasoning like that you will meet guys like me kiss
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Estate Almost Completed! by Samakus(m): 7:45am On Dec 23, 2020
My love for private individuals knows no bound. Genevieve is blessed.


Oluwa, bless me. Nobody go know, I promise!
EducationRe: ASUU Will End Strike Before January 15 - Ngige by Samakus(m): 7:41am On Dec 23, 2020
School is not resuming till 18 January due to the lockdown. So, no need to shout. Strike will be called off before then
RomanceRe: She Refunded The 10,000 Naira I Gave Her For Christmas by Samakus(m): 12:01am On Dec 23, 2020
paulolee:
she asked for 2k and u sent her 10k for total package and she refunded 8k back saying that it cant get her Christmas things and maybe bone straight and u didnt ask her abt the remaining 2k??
I swear she must refund that 2k before we break up
Oh lawd grin cheesy grin cheesy grin
RomanceRe: Nairalander Narrates Her Experience Working In A Bar..... by Samakus(m): 10:30pm On Dec 22, 2020
omoolababs:
Thanks so much bro! I am also aiming higher but presently the so called big jobs aren't forthcoming that is why I just want to put in for bartender and maybe I may find my helper there.
All the very best bro. May God's plan for you work
RomanceRe: Nairalander Narrates Her Experience Working In A Bar..... by Samakus(m): 9:49pm On Dec 22, 2020
omoolababs:
bro, can u pls share some of your experience with me, I am looking for job in a bar
I was a supervisor. Sometimes I help out to serve customers too. If you wanna work in a bar, you need to be extra smart. If not, you will run into deficit. A lot of people come and drink and try to go without paying. Sometimes you may even forget to collect money and that will be debited from your salary.

If you're very friendly, you will be getting tips especially from big boys and yahoo boys. Because I know how to hail boys dem, sometimes I get 5k in a day as tips, though not always.

In all, you should aspire higher. Bar life will expose you to a lot of bad things sha. You will hate women if you're not careful cos you will see it all. The cheating, the immorality, every damn thing. My hotel had club. Oboy, you will see where Gboys go dey blow another guy girlfriend in the open just for money. Few months later, you will see the main guy come with that babe to hangout.

As in, I no fit exhaust wetin I see. I ran to protect my sanity, moral life and of course, I always knew I was made for bigger things. Now I'm a better place.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's The Perfect Height For Guys? by Samakus(m): 5:16pm On Dec 22, 2020
I am 6.2ft and I'm loving every bit of it cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Lil Frosh To Girlfriend: “I Will Kill You & Davido Will Get Me Out” - Gift by Samakus(m): 8:28pm On Dec 21, 2020
Calazoto:
E go shock you say Davido go shenk you...


Black Friday is still here, I have maca root powder for s*x drive suitable for men & women
5k only! FREE DELIVERY kiss kiss kiss

#WeMove
Create a thread and advertise your man power business there. You will sell more when you do that and people testify of the potency.

Just an advice
RomanceRe: How I Made My First Million Naira At 26. by Samakus(m): 7:59am On Dec 21, 2020
johnpaschal:
buying of crayfish and selling with that amount you can make 3* it in one week .....I've been doing my research on it and capital is the only hindrance whoever is interested I could link you up ...it's stress free and a guaranteed profit booming market
I'm interested. Check my siggy
RomanceRe: How I Made My First Million Naira At 26. by Samakus(m): 7:57am On Dec 21, 2020
HE does his things in his own time..


Moojy, I sent you mail. Kindly reply.

It's Samakus
FoodRe: My Experience After Taking This Drink by Samakus(m): 12:21am On Dec 21, 2020
stellaiyede:
Pls go and sleep. Check your profile for what. That you the president? Park well. Broke ass niggas forming badass on a faceless forum. Dumb boy.
One more reply to make your night cheesy


Definitely, this moniker is fake and created for scam. Why will any reasonable male use a feminine name for his moniker if not to scam innocent, unsuspecting people?

Samakus doesn't argue with scammers. A peaceful night to you, if your sins will allow you! grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
AutosRe: Upgraded Cars! Any Side Effect? by Samakus(op): 12:14am On Dec 21, 2020
Fixed:
Just body works. 08 spider (Camry) cannot be upgraded to 2015 though. The bodyshells are not the same.

I also suspect that a lot of tokunbo cars that are advertised as upgraded were actually damaged vehicles. The dealers decided to go for the body upgrade in the process of repairing them.
For the bolded, I was giving an instance.


I share in your views. I kinda fear for upgraded cars. Hence this thread. Needed experts to clear my fears
FoodRe: My Experience After Taking This Drink by Samakus(m): 12:08am On Dec 21, 2020
stellaiyede:
Like I said, you're dumb. So dumb to think I have to have registered 100 years ago to be an adult or a real account. Very dumb boy. Like the op said, go to ur betting zone n waste ur life there. You guys have no joy and want to spread it.
Check the profile of the person you're practising your new found unruliness on, I believe you will calm down.

That will be all from me, henceforth. Like I said earlier, have a beautiful night rest
FoodRe: My Experience After Taking This Drink by Samakus(m): 11:54pm On Dec 20, 2020
stellaiyede:
You sound so dumb. Nairaland is full of dumb and frustrated fellows, anyways. Op, resist the urge when it comes by all means. It will wear off in a few days. You'll be fine.
Time registered: September 05, 2020

This is either a kid or a fake account. How can i possibly argue with such a personality?

Have a beautiful night rest
FoodRe: My Experience After Taking This Drink by Samakus(m): 11:22pm On Dec 20, 2020
Decryptor:
Please educate the illiterate for me. I doubt he Samakus even knows what the word "addictives" is.

His world revolves around growing beards and playing bet9ja so it is evident that he is empty headed. Foolish people everywhere undecided
Easy Tiger. Easy!

Did I break a nerve? grin
FoodRe: My Experience After Taking This Drink by Samakus(m): 11:21pm On Dec 20, 2020
Decryptor:
Of course you are not alone! The population of idiots in the universe is not made up by a single person alone. At times, phenomena like idiocy and gambling both of which you possess is even hereditary!



Thank God you said by HIS GRACE meaning that it is still an expectation.
Are you not too old to be this uncultured?

Just asking
FoodRe: My Experience After Taking This Drink by Samakus(m): 3:49pm On Dec 20, 2020
Decryptor:
I come online to talk of my experiences after taking something i feel is addictive and you call it marketing

Just like somebody who may come online to talk about an addition to cocaine and a dimwitted gambling recluse like you would opine that he is marketing cocaine? undecided

Go to the nearest Bet9ja shop and throw away money today as you have always been doing and will always continue to do for the rest of your life. I have always know that gamblers have zero sense and you are a real proof!
My joy is that I'm not alone in thinking that this is a charade of a marketing strategy as evidenced by the comments up there.

And hey, I bet. And I'm still far better by you in all round, by HIS grace. Emphasis on "all round"
FoodRe: My Experience After Taking This Drink by Samakus(m): 12:51pm On Dec 20, 2020
Decryptor:
Jeez! What the hell is wrong with you? Does this look like an advert to you?

So if something that possibly has addictive in it is being complained about by someone who took it, you believe people who are wary of not wanting to get addicted will try it out because it is seen as an advert?

Sorry but you are a very good example of an educated illiterate undecided
I expected you to rant.

Go and up your game mister. You're uncreative for a marketer
AutosUpgraded Cars! Any Side Effect? by Samakus(op): 12:49pm On Dec 20, 2020
Hi guys.

I usually see adverts about upgraded cars. For example, a 2008 Toyota Spider maybe upgraded to 2015 model. What are the disadvantages or side effects of such upgrade? Any benefit too aside one having an old model car looking like latest model?

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