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A very lame advert. Zero creativity.

If you're very well paid to be this 'uncreative', then you're just a Nigerian version of Willian that Chelsea 'dashed' Arsenal only for him to be shit

Chai! Both are dead, so I don't even know who to blame.


But,,,,,,


It's only a deep hurt that can make a man kill a wife he was convinced and happy to marry and then take his own life too. I'm sure the man was hurt beyond redemption

MummyD2020:
The way this babe's posts infuriate guys ehh.

She's just an attention seeker! Sadly, these Dicksons here can't read through her and deny her that attention she masturbates for

HakimZiyech:
Sporting lisbon, please win o! 135k dey road last game fa!

Congrats man. I dey for crumbs

virginprincess:
This is the real man i, zzor, and fati are talking about, my future hubby will surely do more than this for me, i know nairaland bitter and frustrated men will avoid this tread like a plauge. .

It's spelt "PLAGUE". Keep spelling like this and this dream of yours will turn to wild goose chase

Wetin school boys no go see for Kankara my brother

And the the idiot was even trying to fake a cry too. She looks like my ex. Just more bleached up

Ego

femijay8271:
done that bro

Replied

femijay8271:
Boss, can you please put me through on this stuff? I will really appreciate if you can be of help

Send me a hi on WhatsApp. See my signature

Zzor:
Don't be carried away by his proposal, that's a red flag, any guy that dish out insults easily must also be very toxic and violent, he's just hiding that side of him for now. Don't rush into something you might regret.

First time I'm agreeing with you on this platform. 2020 is really a weird year

Shortyy:
Look at them and their double standards crawling out. Assuming the guy was the person that lost all, and the lady is still financially okay, the gospel would've been to help him, build with him, suffer with him and all the nonsense y'all say.

Ndi ala

In this case, both she and the guy are financially unstable, which she attested to. What would you have the young man do?

Too good to be true

This girl's life starts and ends with Nairaland aswear

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Continuing...

Nawao.


Dear Lord, pls don't give me a LovePeddler as a wife. I might not be able to withstand that

Chai. I can understand how frustrating it can be.

Meanwhile, I help UNN GRADUATES process their transcripts within one week. A trial will convince you

Michelle55:
I can't stopping laughing.. So we get boys like this? He's actually not qualified to be called a man though

E shock me o

CalliDora1:
That's men for you.

They'll form macho online and prostrate before you indoors. Lol..

You have certainly not met unapologetic guys like me especially when we're right.

I don't apologize to anyone I didn't offend. Gender not withstanding. But if I offend you, I don't waste time to apologize and beg the person I offended, gender inconsequential

StacyO:
Pardon the typos.



Ever wondered why our parents always frowned at the words
"mom,dad I want to work in a bar"

Then you get the "Do you know you're a lady" question.

I decided to find out exactly why they feel so insecure about their female children working in a bar. Either as a waitress,bartender or what have you.

Guess what,I got an offer from a friend to work as a waitress.

Then came my advisers ----- Babe forget that,that sort of work is not for you. Just one comment from a customer and you'll quit.

Me: A comment won't be that bad.

Advisers:: Not just any comment. Some customers go to the extent of smacking a worker's ass.

Me: One smack to the ass,two smackdown to his cheeks and a cup of larger beer poured on his face to wash down his ego.


Next day I set out for work,being my very first side work anyway.

Met the owner of the place and luck smiled my way. He told me not to serve, just walk up to the customers and have a talk with them.
Smile and gist with them,that wasn't normal anyway but,I decided to go along with the flow.



First day was phone number collection day,many drank to stupor and just made their way out slowly like tortoise.

Noticed how the girls were just being treated like call girls,being touched inappropriately.

They drank to their heart desire while still attending to customers,ate as much as they wanted.

Though I got a whole large part of the eating,I just found the light in which the enjoyment offer came very unpleasant.


Second day was touching and demanding day.



It was just my second day at the work place and you were already beginning to get too familiar. Trying to touch a lady in places where you know will most likely make her furious.
Then again,orders from the CEO was to go along with the flow. It can only help attract more customers to the already flourishing bar.

Like seriously??

Then again,our parents claims might just be right.
Girls working in bars might just be used as baits for more male customers.



Shits always happen,got into a heated argument with a customer. Why?
He is a politician and exercised a very big role to the growth of the place. That actually in another sense gives him the right to any girl he wanted at the bar.



That was it,second day I QUIT.


Could our elders actually be right??
Are ladies who work in bars exposed to immoralities, abuse of different forms and early sexual life.













Men in the house;
What form of label do you attach to ladies that work in bars??
And why do you think so?




Ladies; Do you think working in a bar is right for any sane thinking lady??

There's no girl that works in a bar that is not a call girl. Even if you don't want to be, you will be forced to be. Once I see a waitress, I just smile to her and drink my beer. Can't have anything serious to do with any of them. I have worked in a bar before and I have seen it all.

Bars, hotels, hang out centres! Forget her. She's a collector of random dicks. Most times, it is not intentional but they can't just help it. It's the hazard of the job

Truvel:
Anthony Joshua, Tyson Fury Knuckle Get Weight Ooo. U Fit Chop Am?

Im go chop for sure.

NwaNimo1:
Where Arthur?

Which Arthur? The land grabber?

CalliDora1:
[s]Your numbers 1, 2 and 3 is a fat lie. Constant checking on a girl will make her form a bond quickly and love you more than trying to be scarce because so many others will be trying to woo her at the same time. So, the one who marks the register every morning, makes an impression that will earn him her heart.

Someone tried to form scarce for me recently, I just blocked him.

Also telling a woman you love her helps her quickly make her choice from the numerous guys. So while you're there forming, I won't tell her yet, another smart guy has done so and you know we ladies are moved by what we hear. So??


You only got close with your last point. Yes, guys who give up quickly might just be missing a girl who truly wants them but just wants to see if he can fight to have her for keeps.

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Trailer load of craps.

anochuko01:
No one losses feeling as fast as I do.

Today I'm making your head swell, tomorrow I can even delete your number sef.

Aswear e dey worry me too

Do at least 50 abdominal sit ups every morning. That's my trick

Hmmm

chival:
That's good to know. I wrote that movie.

Impressive.

What da ...

seborrhic:
I have never understood this proverb,but it's sounding very appropriate in this discourse, because this Buhari government is indeed like a bicycle haphazardly and hurriedly coupled together by a mentally challenged man that went about picking all kinds of scraps from the wastebins he ransacks daily.

Well said

Beautiful couple. I just like slim, beautiful girls. God bless your marriage man

Chai

With Buhari, truly, wahala be like bicycle