₦airaland Forum

iHart:
tomorrow he will attend a wedding of the brother of the inlaw of his colleague.

he has learnt his lesson.he won't dare it again

iHart:
You did not attend the wedding of your colleague but a sister to your colleague. Na you go find insult...

be polite

theamazonguru:
That is what happens when you feel you must attend every party.

Imagine they even bought Aso ebi of 3k, this is funny. Which one be una own? You ain't direct family to either of the partners, neither are you friends, neighbors, work colleagues or customers. You are simply co workers to the bride's sister , yet you went and bought Asó ébi, travelled all the way and still contributed hahahahahahahaha.

Don't be surprised some of them borrowed them money they spent on aso ébi, transport or contribution.

Wonder shall never end.

Abi o.if it was their colleague doing the wedding that's understandable but her colleagues sister.orisirisi. to now worsen it she gave them bigi drink after the party very patronizing

atheistandproud:
In all my years in the private school system, I don't mind them removing my 1k, but I no dey attend.

Why?

There's always a story of fight or neglect/disregard towards younger attendees. Most people sef only attend for the food.

I have enough food at home. Make una go come back. Till today, I must really like you to attend your occasion, after an hour or so, I get bored and leave.

exactly.you have hit the nail on the head.

I remembered my former place of work.all of of my ex colleagues attended a wedding of one of my former colleague and the boss too was present at the wedding.he was expecting them to give him preferential treatment as say he be boss.he was expecting the fake respect people give him at work to give him at the party.the worst part was that when the party was about ending and he noticed they didn't bring food for him,he now told one of my ex colleagues to bring food for him and be following him at his back like one housegirl.in my mind I was so happy I didn't attend.

It was so bad that she said even the food was thrash.they served jollof Rice with plenty oil dripping under the plastic plate with burnt fried fish.she said she was even tasting sand Inside the food .to now crown it all they gave her hot Plastic bottle of Limca

I was just laughing inside me.the thing is if I'm not close to you I'm not going for your wedding and that's on period.it doesn't mean that I hate you or have anything against you,I will never inconvenience myself for people I know will not move any table for me when push comes to shove.

Arysexy:
Keep voting incompetent leaders that make you not to have money to buy yourself snacks.

I can't attend any wedding or burial with hope if eating. It's a privilege not a right if they offer you food

Please what made the marriage fake? I'm lost

there's a trick my mom taught me as a child.she used to be this owanmbe lover.na every party she dey go but she will put food flask inside the car with plenty of jollof Rice and chicken that she cooked so that of they don't serve food at the party,we will eat our own jollof in the car so because of that anytime I go to party I must carry my own food.i have attended a lot of weddings (especially the Igbo and Niger Delta weddings) where the food will not go round.they will say the food has finished Abi na only rice dey no meat or they'll be selective in the Serving of food (very poor at organising parties.na only decor and also ebi they spend money on.when it comes to food,I don't expect too much from them) anyway I will just jejely leave,I don't even bother getting angry or offended (you will still see some people fighting or insulting the waiters out of anger and hunger) lol Wetin consain me.its either I go to the car and quietly eat the food I brought or locate the nearest eatery to buy food.

Ishilove:
Buhahahahahahaha!!!!! This is funny

Nobody forced you to pay offering. The kind of person that once I notice you're trying to squeeze me for every penny I have in the name offering, I'll lock up with my face like granite and not move from my seat.

As for travelling from Ekiti to Akure, if you're not my blood sibling then no way in God's green earth will I cross the state borders in the name of attending wedding. I'll wire my donation, buy your aso ebi and even buy you gifts but I will not travel out of my location to any part of this unsafe country for a wedding ceremony. Never


Can't even remember the last time I attended a party

exactly.a country where security isn't taken seriously, kidnappers keep having a field day kidnapping wedding guests on their way back from a wedding.omo I nor go attend o.na apology and gift go end am and If you no accept my apology,na you sabi.i no send you.my life is more valuable to me than your wedding and no be say if them kidnap my enemy you fit do anything about it.

These days na virtual wedding I attend.i have DELIBERATELY stabbed 2 colleagues wedding and 1 of them reported me to my boss.i no send.i tell am say I dey do laundry and by the time I was finished I was already tired.till today he no follow me talk because of that and I don't give a f,vck.if your wedding venue is not a close distance where I will spend N200 max ( to and fro) as transportation, I'm not going because attending wedding in itself a sacrifice and very stressful.you have to be someone I love and value deeply to do that for Because I go pay make-up artist for gele and make up, still pay for aso ebi and tailor including driver.after working Monday to Friday? Never!

GOFRONT:
Who marries a lady with six kids from her previous marriage.

headslamming abokis

Nkan nbe.evans apprentice.celebrity kidnapper in the making.if this one was not exposed now,she and her papa go go Church/mosque go give testimony say they have been hustling for 10 years but God blessed their family buisness and so They want to give glory to god.the next thing they are setting up an NGO and doing charity to clean up their sins against humanity

Yorubas call them apayan Jaye/apayan lekun jaye-bringing pain to others to become wealthy or feasting on the pain of others to Live a luxurious lifestyle

Una don export una stupidity go india.is it not bad enough that Nigeria's image internationally is nothing to write Home about

Smh

See job

Nigerians and their nasty attitude towards people they perceive lower to them in social status.though I don't pity the poor Because they're as ruthless as their oppressors when opportunity presents itself

FreeStuffsNG:
He will be prosecuted for this. It is quite unfortunate. smh.

lol the agbero go don take off

Kajaard:
That means the Lastma official must have tasted some of the shit

Everybody shift, I need to puke

unfortunately yes Because he won't see it coming and infact it Will take few minutes before it's cleaned off his face because people will need to look for water on his behalf to clean it off his face so not only will it enter his mouth but also into his eyes or nose Because it was deliberately smeared on his face for vindictive purposes

jehoha696:
That lastma official should jejely consult any sure mfm deliverance pastor or minister close to him,to avoid pple writin #Rip on ur pic next seven days,i don yarn my own....ANYWAY I STILL CUM IN PEACE.

sorry please educate me.does that agberos actions have any spiritual implications? I thought he just did that out of anger and frustration? Please enlighten me

[quote author= post=114515608]That is the end of that LASTMA official.

Hot poo poo �.
Very hot poo poo.

RIP in addy to him[/quote]that Guy should just resign jejely Because he's not going to be compensated.infact they'll tell him it's part of the job hazards of his profession I won't be surprised if the lastma guy is a graduate sef

Pissful people as usual

At least if them kill for Mohammed (destruction be upon him and his violent followers) them for wait till tomorrow (Friday) after them knack head for ground

The other time when I said Islam is a security threat to any nation's peace some headslamming clowns were calling their fathers bigots.shey the security threat never show itself?

Anyway anywhere you see Muslims in group, watch your back very well o.to kill no dey hard them.

backtovillage:
Na dem.
Woke generation goes haywire

buisness minded people should start building mental asylum Because the way youths and so called woke clowns are smoking weed and narcotics including yahoo boys and their girlfriends

LeoDeKing:
She is a pig.

Shut Up.shes in a vulnerable state so stop mocking

A whole liquid metal collect

So nobody is about collection in nigeria

stacyadams:
They should continue supporting them oppressors....

the amazing part of it is how they gladly wear the tinubu facecap and t-shirts and other campaign materials (I learnt they were forced to though otherwise they'll not be allowed to operate in the garage)

Totilopussylick:
He will be ballistically straight to one of the

Correctional facility For causing

"uncomfortable moment"

With a LASTMA officers on duty .





Agbado and casava urchins are inseparable

With craziness.

I dey tell you.this news and signt is extremely disgusting and uncomfortable.many of these agbero guys are mentally unstable it's just that lagosians just don't realise it.if a man/woman hasn't stripped naked and walk the streets looking obviously mad,they won't take it that the person is mentally not ok

That's why I pity and laugh at people arguing with Lagos drivers and agberos.they are not normal,they have a very unstable temper.they are hungry,angry,damaged, serially abused and debased so they have nothing to loose if they engage in a fistcuff with you

One small tantrum, everywhere don burst.that includes Okada riders and maruwas.by the way there's a famous hymn we were taught in primary school.it says he who is down needs fear no fall,he who is low no pride,he who is humble ever shall have God to be his guide.i am content with what I have, little be it or much.

Anyway,the bottom-line is that he who is down is already down and is not afraid of falling since he's already on the floor.similarly he who is low cannot afford to be proud (na double jeopardy be that)

Thank God I've graduated years before this format got casted.God forgive me

beautyhd:
Some children don’t pity their parents.

Yes padding can be done sometimes but this is insanely outrageous.

Clearance of 20k he added 430k extra.

That child is a hoodlum

this pikin go be a successful minister of finance (Politician) he don dey practice charity (kleptomania) from home

Everybody just dey thief him own.politicians go thief, government officials go thief,police I.G go thief, soildier go thief,banks go thief their own,judges go thief, even religious leaders and so called professors.no integrity anywhere.nigerians just behaving like opportunists anywhere they go

Everybody just dey thief him own.politicians go thief, government officials go thief,police I.G go thief, soildier go thief,banks go thief their own,judges go thief, even religious leaders and so called professors.no integrity anywhere.nigerians just behaving like opportunists anywhere they go

kramer:
I love this!.. but it still doesn't affect the price of Agege bread in Balogun market.

handsome man being making awon elese Tintin jealous since 1929

Karma111:
shut up your mouth . You feel say UK na Nigeria wey no get law. I’m sure u are a graduate but don’t have a job or even a decent job and can’t even afford to raise a family because of a Nigeria Ekweremadus and his likes of politifians(politicians) have created. If you have ordinary malaria in Nigeria and don’t have cash you might even die because of this system. No good hospitals and even the quack we have no go treat you free of charge. A Nigeria that has led so many people into depression thereby resulting to one form of addiction or the other for comfort. A Nigeria where ordinary basic necessities of life( food, clothes, shelter, security, good road, electricity, education ) are seen as luxury’s and can not be enjoyed by the common man. He and everyone other politicians should learn from this

gbammm

Na foolishness dey worry am

God1000:
Ekweremadus are going through a lot now, this is a serious entanglement.

There's going to be a painstaking investigation into this, I don't see easy way out for them.

good

I want make those inmates help me put dirty hand for inside her vagina and finger it with reckless abandon.your useless husband and his minions made hospitals dilapidated, schools and other infrastructures your family is enjoying abroad inaccessible to Nigerians.

Na There you and your husband go celebrate your 80th birthday

Rickmann:
Why do our actors suffer alot?

Why go into a profession that's the envy of most and still cant afford a basic necessity of life

I just don't understand.

but the female actors are living lavida Loca life and are building houses