₦airaland Forum

Realists:
At least they are better than image worshipers, who keep your sisters as baby mamas. It's a fact that marriage brings honour to the brides family than Baby daddies.

lmaooo weak punch line

Baby mama is a personal choice that has absolutely nothing to do with christianity.at least it's better than fvcking under aged girls and Yashin little boys and still have the audacity to be forming morality when una hypocrisy dey stink

Lol Caroline should be in her early 40s.she doesn't LOOK 35.stop Lying madam

AntiChristian:
Ùna detest hijab!

Yét Lucifer is your fashion designer!

All na in Jesus name!

Nudity for Jesus.

These are what inspired the verses below!
Note that B* stands for the female Mammary organs!

1. The Prayer
Proverbs 5:18-19
18 May your fountain be blessed,
and may you rejoice in the wife of your youth.
19 A loving doe, a graceful deer—
may her b* satisfy you always,
may you ever be intoxicated with her love.

(Say Amen)

2. My Beloved
Song of Songs 1:13-14
13 My beloved is to me a sachet of myrrh
resting between my b*.
14 My beloved is to me a cluster of henna blossoms
from the vineyards of En Gedi.

3. Your B*
Song of Songs 4:5-6
5 Your b* are like two fawns,
like twin fawns of a gazelle
that browse among the lilies.
6 Until the day breaks
and the shadows flee,
I will go to the mountain of myrrh
and to the hill of incense.

4. More description
Song of Songs 7:7-8
7 Your stature is like that of the palm,
and your b* like clusters of fruit.
8 I said, “I will climb the palm tree;
I will take hold of its fruit.”
May your b* be like clusters of grapes on the vine,
the fragrance of your breath like apples,

5. Kiss of life
Song of Songs 8:1
8 If only you were to me like a brother,
who was nursed at my mother’s b*!
Then, if I found you outside,
I would kiss you,
and no one would despise me.

6. Little sister with no B*
Song of Songs 8:8-10
8 We have a little sister,
and her b* are not yet grown.
What shall we do for our sister
on the day she is spoken for?
9 If she is a wall,
we will build towers of silver on her.
If she is a door,
we will enclose her with panels of cedar.

7. B* like towers
Song of Songs 8:10
10 I am a wall,
and my b* are like towers.
Thus I have become in his eyes
like one bringing contentment.

Which of the verses is your favorite?

the Bible is a complete book it also talks about the sexuality of couples so what is the problem There Abi you no dey fvck your wife? why playing virgin?

God1000:
Hmm, small boy marrying two wives

they're aboki headslammers na.what do you expect

PenSniper:
How are you ? Happy new year in retrospect.
Bawo de ni ?

fine thanks

Smh

Sighs

ubmech:
This is a great feat, Isaiah 2:1-4, Micah 4:1-2 is fulfilling in our time. Glory to God.

For those of you mourning about it and lamenting of industries, hospitals etc. Please Bishop is a Clergy not your government, go and tell your reps, Senate's and state governors and your presidency to build you infrastructure. Leave churches alone, no matter the benevolency they do, you guys will not still be satisfied, you will still look for something to talk ill about.

I and the rest of the winners family will key into this project and please if I did not borrow you money for it or beg you for money for it, please don't take paracetamol for my head, allow me. You that is wise, please continue being wise, let us be 'foolish' please. Its not by force.

Go and cry to the people you gave mandate to deliver their manifesto to you guys, they owe you that.

Leave the church of God alone, if what they are doing is not it, you are not on the judgement seat. At the end we all shall make account to the Greatest Ever Judge.
Concentrate on being a better person

God bless you for this wise post.your head is correct

HigherEd:
Education is an investment that can not perish. Nigeria needs a private sector driven educational sector that can develop well rounded individuals especially as the public sector is burdened with economic problems. Therefore unlike Venezuela, if govt revenues crashes out for a decade we still have top rate schools that would survive and ensure our social service fate isn't intertwined with aso rock.

With schools like Faith academy, Ambassador college, Chokmah springing up in several places with sustainable business models, the nation is on her way out of misery.

Stop thinking like an Almajiri, division of wealth isn't sustainable where poverty abounds. Where poor people outnumber middle income people on 7:3, what you need isn't to share the little that is available but for those who know how to multiply it to do so. When Jesus got the loaves and fishes, he multiplied it before it was worth sharing. If Jesus gives you a seed, would you plant it or give it away? Think about your answer. The scripture talks about the talent and how Jesus values multiplication of seed. In this case, the seed of money to educate a people in a sustainable manner.

Now, we need to create more platforms that create wealth into the future. Which is better? give a widow money for bread or give her employment and dignity of labor? This school would employ out of the tons of people who studied education and create decent income for their families. It would keep money in our economy, increase our gdp per education and plant the seed of quality education in our children.

thanks for educating the simpleton

[quote author= post=98412760]May God see you through Mama Kiddiwaya, the billionaire's wife!

The Rich Also Cry...... [/quote]everyone goes through their sad moments,the rich and the poor so no dey write all this poor man consolation lines

Realgee11:
tell them oh ...and they are eating like cannibals

when their instestines start dealing with them,they won't remember that they want to be millionaires again

Shebi Na person wey dey healthy be millionaires

Nigerians hennn.anything for money


If one phoney prophet comes out and says Nigerians should eat his faeces to become millionaires they'll do it

My people perish for lack of wisdom and common sense

pepperdemzombie:
Summarize your rubbish in one simple sentence after going back to check the pans are of the same size.

Yen Yen Yen Yen Yen


You have been noticed now run along

prince3009:
You are still on this? Ewu Gambia

e Really pain am o

So you're still on this matter


Oro Na dun,ofeke

Collect the ₦3million and carry belle for her son


Oro pari

Stingy men association of nigeria,how market?

One of Una members don betraya una

Continue to deceive yourselves.

Na una go close una association Las Las when konji is about to finish you

Awon werey

Stomach infection, abdominal pain,cholera etc loading

Senseless children of perdition

ChrisIntegral:
This man is brave...Fulani must be called to order.

my own question to the Oyo people is where does makinde stand.is he for the Fulani or against them because that is what will determine whether the Oyo people are going to fight a fight of Victory or defeat because when a chief security officer of a state is compromised then opariii


Tinubu continue o.na that greed go kill you

Bishop:
Walah talai, zamu chi burobanku

you Will not tell yourselves the truth.when your brothers were raping and killing OTHER people's mothers, setting their farms on fire you didn't say anything about it but when they decide to react you're now spitting fire.


Why are you even playing victim when you people know you just can't live peacefully like reasonable human beings

Abi shey Na Sharia or quoran dey tell you people to rape, destroy,kill or kidnap?

TheStakeHolder:
Makinde well done.

one doesn't even know where Seyi is standing concerning this matter

dumahi:
OK. Sensible. This is my first time of seeing one of them saying the obvious truth that should have been said since. I'm afraid he's trying to manipulate us into thinking he cares. Otherwise, why now? In any case, better late than never.

you better don't be DECEIVED.dont let them call a monkey a dog for you.Fulani elites are cunny,slimy and very manipulative

You already know where their loyalty is.this one Na ordinary social talk.we all know what their body language is concerning this matter

Acidosis:
It's all for LIKES. Some of them have lost their sanity. The level of hate and toxicity from these poorly trained kids is appalling.

it's getting really annoying and distateful especially When it's beginning to be a daily affair


Imagine someone not being a Nigerian and wants to learn about our ways of interaction, patterns and lifestyle and he goes to nairaland to get a glimpse of what and how the average Nigerian talks to each other or treats EACH OTHER,he no go Japa?


We're not selling ourselves to the outside world In a positive light going by the way we address each other.no single Atom of mutual respect and basic courtesy

pepperdemzombie:
It is obviously staged! Any Twitter story is false. How come she has exactly 25 friends? So, next year, her cakes will be 26?
Look at the sizes of the cakes, they are different set of cakes with same pan shapes, likely baked by a same person.

we know.its nothing new or strange but simple wishing OTHERs happy birthday will not take one strand of hair from anybody's body


I know if it was Beyonce Knowles,cardi b or one famous footballer that did this, nobody will remember the stunts.we will all wish him or her a happy birthday.

If I meet someone I don't know and he/she says today's my birthday I will wish him or her a happy birthday and move on.kilowanmbe? We're all Hoping for a conducive and better Nigeria but if someone says today's my birthday everyone will just start unnecessary bashing and fault finding.

Can't we make the cyber space friendly for once? Everybody dey form Na me get sharp mouth pass

Happy birthday

Nairalanders always spreading their toxic energy yet hoping for a better nigeria as if it's Germans or Canadians that will make Naija better

Ordinary to wish a fellow Nigerian a happy birthday,Na so so bile...tufiaaa

When the girl die for their hand and they land in jail them go turn motivational speaker

The truant kids were caught in the bush when their mates were in class learning

Question 1: what were They doing in the Bush? Some fools will saying playing and mimicking Nairamarley songs? If that's true Shebi they have play ground in their school? And the kids are always given break time to play so whatever play they want to play can't it be done within the confines of the school premises? For them not to play there, they're up to no good.if you investigate well they were about to start a new cult group and maybe one useless riffraf adult told all of them to gather there at a particular time and when he initiated them they'll be ",real men or strong men" however when he saw the kids were rounded up, the miscreant didn't bother to show up and left the kids

Meanwhile I suspect the amotekun just wanted to scare the kids to make them refrain from the useless life they want to live

Even the Bible Said train up a child in a way he should go.if you trained your child well,he won't be found among potential baby cultists

Unfortunately we have useless parents teaching their kids to twerk and be taking them to bars

Senseless youths


Shey Na wettin Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates,alakija and Warren Buffett do before them get money?


Both them and their babalawo no get sense

Mshewww