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Phones › Re: See The Epic Reply I Gave To This Petty Scammer by samsard(m): 9:17pm On Aug 31, 2016
Uncouth & unchained mad dog stooping lower than the scammer.
Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth Hangs Out With Mark Zuckerberg (see Photo) by samsard(m): 9:06pm On Aug 31, 2016
Jengem:
Ode


Bad mouth basket


Mark is just interacting with you because you have one of the biggest pages in Nigeria

You are one of his biggest customers


Naija and overhype. Even the suit u wear na 1 million

The tshirt mark wears $10


When will Nigerians and black people learn?
So coz Mark wears a $10 shirt, everyone who can afford something more expensive should follow in his steps? You are talking bout someone who spent 30mil USD to buy his neighbours houses.
Politics › Re: Amaechi Signs MOU With China For Lagos-Ibadan, Calabar-Port Harcourt Rail Lines by samsard(m): 8:43pm On Aug 31, 2016
DropShot:
Kudos to FG.

I am sure when these projects get completed and commissioned by this govt, wailing zombies will disturb us with "the projects were started by Ineffectual Buffoon and PMB is only taking his glory" among other gibberish they usually spew.

And when they were asked to name a single project started and completed by the IB in more than five years, not a single one they could mention.

Those IB's years are best erased from our history.
Child of hate and anger.
Science/Technology › Re: What Would Be Possible If Humans Used 100% Of Their Brain Power? by samsard(m): 8:03pm On Aug 29, 2016
Fiction and pseudoscience. Learn from proper psychologists and neuroscientists, not movies.
Properties › Re: If Your Room As Bachelor Looks Like This You Are Boss - Pic by samsard(m): 5:25pm On Jul 29, 2016
imsuboi:
This is proof that all these material things we are chasing would be obsolete pretty soon.

that s7 edge you bought for 300k would be as good as useless in 10yrs time. grin


spend wisely undecided
That things will go out of fashion doesnt mean that we shouldnt enjoy them while they last. If i can afford an S7 and i like it, i'll buy it, not tell myself it'll be useless in 10 years time. We njoyed the days of VCR, CD, VCD, classic TVs, and now theres DVD and BLURAY players, flat plasma tvs. It's changes like that spice up life.
Science/Technology › Re: - by samsard(m): 9:39am On Jul 27, 2016
Dawdy:
This is not the universe and its wonder. These are computer generated Images by Nasa. NASA= National Association of Space Animation. Even no real photo of earth, all we have been shown is CGI. We are tired already.
Flat earth conspiracy theorist spotted.
Crime › Re: AbiaPoly Student Stabs Landlord To Death For Interrupting Him During Sex by samsard(m): 8:00am On Jul 27, 2016
Ekeseges:
Whether you like it or not fornicatiob is a sin.
Wether you like it or not, sex between two responsible unmarried adults is legal in every civilized country. If you dont like it, go n die.
Family › Re: Woman Delivered Of Triplets After 29 Years Of Marriage - Photos by samsard(m): 10:34pm On Jul 20, 2016
RGem:
Thanks be to God and wonders of IVF/ fertility drugs.
most people dont realize that a lot of multiple birth cases from people who struggled to give birth are the result of IVF.
Car Talk › Re: Range Rover Sports Vs Mercedes G Wagon, Which Would You Choose? by samsard(m): 8:34am On Jul 09, 2016
EternalBeing:
Non of the above. Latest much affordable high-end Toyota brands offer me every modern feature that I need in a Car/Jeep, plus class and respect. Instead of forming class by buying Range or Bugatti, I'll rather use the excess money to start businesses that would em ploy the unemployed or help the less privileged; this attracts more reward.
Brother, Na oversabi n over-righteousness go kill you.
Christianity Etc › Re: Olukoya And Wife On Their Wedding Day In 1986 by samsard(m): 11:30pm On Jul 07, 2016
teemanbastos:
Bros you no lie... Until men begin to seek God's guidance in marriage.. Marriages will continue to crash.
Marriages built on God nevee collapses.
We know many "marriages biult on God" that collapsed
TV/Movies › Re: A Nairalander Jumps From A Plane 4,000ft Above Sea Level by samsard(m): 9:22pm On Jul 07, 2016
nnamdiokere45:
please wat in dis world wld mke me do dis? I dey mad? dey r beta ways to die dan dis na
Lmao @ your signature.
Romance › Re: Help!!! Bf Instantly Loses Attention Anytime He Tries To Wear A Condom by samsard(m): 9:09pm On Jul 07, 2016
AnointedAshawo, Your 'anointing' is obviously weak.
Romance › Re: Who Is Mynd44?? by samsard(m): 8:54pm On Jul 07, 2016
niyot124:
Hey, how do you know you have been banned?

Does it affect one's viewing on nairaland ?
You'll be blocked from creating threads, posting comments and liking posts. You'll be notified via your profile so that you see it (the ban notice) when viewing your profile
Romance › Re: How God Rescued Me In Kano After I Got Drunk by samsard(m): 8:40pm On Jul 07, 2016
They ought to have dealt with you for disrespecting their women in their own land. Your friend warned you but you were a stubborn he-goat. NONSENSE!
Computers › Re: English Company Creates World’s First TV Remote Control For Dogs by samsard(m): 8:21pm On Jul 07, 2016
blaquemyc:
Wetin concern our bingo with tv, give am bone and you've made his day.
Laff wan kill me.
Science/Technology › Re: God Is Great !!! See Amazing Photos Of Where Where A River Meets Another by samsard(m): 8:11pm On Jul 07, 2016
Religious folks would rather scream 'god is great' than try to understand things.
Religious dude: god is great
Me: *looks at him from head to toe* dumb sheep.
Politics › Re: Fayose Empowers Woman With Grinding Machine In Ekiti by samsard(m): 7:19pm On Jul 07, 2016
midolian:
Make one person happy for the cameras to make pple who depend on the products of the cameras believe he is doing fine and all is well with him and his pple. This is Fayose's way of life.

I just hope his blind supporters won't come here to sing praise songs for this he has done. He has done well but not enough. This woman only represents 0.00000000000000001% of the 'ekaites'. There is a special kind of suffering in Ekiti right now, no thanks to the kpomo cutter.
I could say the same for Benue state. Everyone knows its coz of reduction in federal allocation and revenue but we are all blinded by partisanship all making it a fayose thing.
Science/Technology › Re: 10 Ways To Know The Earth Is Not Flat by samsard(m): 5:47pm On Jul 07, 2016
sinaj:
but dat his railway stuff actually got me.


Could it really b tru dat de didn't notice any curvr?
When smart people say something is dumb, its dumb. But i guess we are free to believe waever, and its easy for not so smart people (many of them on nairaland) to 'believe' the simple more believable things instead of complex explanations.
Science/Technology › Re: UN Passes New Law Against Countries Blocking Internet Access To Its Citizens by samsard(m): 5:40pm On Jul 07, 2016
Countries [should] reserve the right to block the internet or some of its content. Sometimes to stem the tide of 'corrupting' western influence.
Politics › Re: Massive Protest Against Fayose Ongoing In Ekiti (photos) by samsard(m): 5:17pm On Jul 07, 2016
omenka:
Heard they discussed me in their little whatsapp coven of darkness and celebrated my ban no end- hailing one of their piglets for squeeling and grunting so bad it had me break a rule and earned me a ban.

Goes to show how frustrated and jobless they are. How could a group of people congregate at a place only to discuss how to chase someone out of Nairaland??

Miserable things.
Arent you breaking rule 2? Don't abuse, bully, deliberately insult/provoke, fight, or wish harm to Nairaland members OR THEIR TRIBES.
LOL, there was actually relative peace and quiet without some of you career Nairalanders
Crime › Re: AbiaPoly Student Stabs Landlord To Death For Interrupting Him During Sex by samsard(m): 2:42pm On Jul 07, 2016
Ekeseges:
Fornication is a sin which has led to another sin.
Dont use your religion to impede on another mans liberties.
Travel › Re: I'm Taking A Road Trip Across Europe - Germany, Switzerland And Italy by samsard(m): 2:36pm On Jul 07, 2016
Thoroughly enjoyed the thread. Enjoy your time in Europe, Wanderlustian and say hi to your baby. Looking forward to travelling out in the near future
Awaiting more updates. grin
Properties › Re: What Is The Cost Of Prepaid Meter In Your Area? by samsard(m): 8:13am On Jul 06, 2016
ReabridCharles:
My brother, most persons is my area stopped collecting from PHCN cos the complains were getting too much. So even said it was PHCN that altered the meters and somehow I believe them.

Imagine a three bedroom flat consuming 10k in two weeks with nothing to prove your house consumes that much...
Those metres were obviously tampered with, a three bedrom flat with two ACs, other electronics and regular power supply uses less than 4k worth of prepaid metred electricity. In short back in 2010, two bedroom flats in a barrack i lived used 2k worth of units for two months. If only you people could report to consumer protection council.
Education › Re: JAMB Adopts “Point System” Option For 2016 Admission. How To Calculate Points by samsard(m): 9:36pm On Jul 05, 2016
RingimKabir:
The best thing I will love Buhari to do is to simply SCRAP this EVIL thing called JAMB! It's nothing but a SCAM!





Like if you support my idea.
Thats a bad idea.
Science/Technology › Re: Dear Science; Why Aren't Apes Evolving Into Humans Anymore? by samsard(m): 5:51pm On Jul 05, 2016
sinaj:
Nice one bro.

I never believed evolutionary theory coz it sound absurd.

Evn a teen can spot out irregularities in them.

Not evn Darwins theory could convince me.

Always read them to pass exam nd shove d memory aside.
Like someone said, you are not rejecting the theory of evolution on intellectual grounds, rather you are rejecting it based on emotional attachment to seven day creation myth. You think all the advances in science/technology/medicine were based on the myth that god created man from mud? If we all filled the gaps in our knowledge with superstition and religious myths man would still be stuck in the dark ages where anything we dont understand is an act of god.
Politics › Re: List Of Nigerian States By Area by samsard(m): 4:31pm On Jun 20, 2016
MalcoImX:
Like ND Sca(m)vengers, these organized groups were sponsored. Why would they just sprung up with the emergence of Buhari and the demise of PDP?
Inferring from your logic, is that to say Bokoharam were sponsored by APC/CPC/ACN? Do you remember buhari's 5% statement? Something that divisive.
Politics › Re: List Of Nigerian States By Area by samsard(m): 4:20pm On Jun 20, 2016
MalcoImX:
'Fulani herdsmen' like ND Sca(m)vengers are nothing but the internal wranglings of the PDP.
Is that what you tell yourself so you can sleep better at night?
TV/Movies › Re: ARROW and THE FLASH fan page....... by samsard(m): 9:34am On Jun 20, 2016
AdeLaNa1:
See ehn, i don't know what u pple ve against Melissa Benoist. She can only play whatever role the writers and producers tell her to play. I agree that Supergirl's character should be stronger and darker than what the show potrays it to be. But that one is not the actress's fault na. Even Superman in that picture above looks like a gay mudafûcker who's been bullied all his life.
The whole Supergirl show is the problem here and not just Supergirl herself....
LMAO
Gaming › Re: HTC Vive - Oculus Rift - Gear VR Mega Giveaway! by samsard(m): 7:43pm On Jun 19, 2016
You should be on your way to winning considering the number of clicks from me alone.
Gaming › Re: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by samsard(m): 7:31pm On Jun 19, 2016
Played so much FIFA today am actually having a headache. cry
Science/Technology › Re: The Big Snake I Killed In My Compound Yesterday... (photos) by samsard(m): 8:28pm On Jun 17, 2016
This whole fvckery on nairaland is becoming unbearable, this is science n technology section for goodness sake. But somehow, its been turned to slaughtered wild animal section and worst of all, its popular front page topic. SMH

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