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Phones / Re: Innovation Of Charging Your Android Phone Without Using Electricity by Samuelkirk(m): 11:02pm On Sep 17, 2022
How much is it,can it be charged with normal light or gen? Can it charge a laptop?
Family / Re: I Want To Divorce My Husband As Soon As Possible by Samuelkirk(m): 1:58pm On Jul 31, 2022
H0711:
I got married two months ago. I am 7 months pregnant my husband didn't tell me he had a child from his previous relationship and the child has a disability celebral palsy. Her mother came to dropped her off in my house saying she has done enough and she's tired it is now hubby turn to take care of her.

The child can't do anything for herself she can't sit, talk, walk and she does toilet in her clothes. I can't do it anymore I love children because I have taken care of my own nieces and nephews before I would have taken care of her if she was normal but taking care of a child in this question is hard and if her own mother has had enough she abandoned her and why would I kill myself taking care of her in my condition.

I want to divorce and go back to my village I have told him i am leaving next month. He is pleading with me not to leave him that he will take the child somewhere else but the place is not free he has to be paying like 200k monthly for them to take care of the child and he doesn't even have that amount of money because he is not financial stable.

I will stick to my decision but I want to know what will other people do in my situation.
you swore for better for worse sha . End
Foreign Affairs / Re: Jennifer Lopez Marries Ben Affleck, Her 4th Husband, Changes Last Name [pix] by Samuelkirk(m): 6:22pm On Jul 18, 2022
Tayodotcom:
Their love life really define what they say about "what is your will forever be yours" no matter the issues, distance or disaster that comes in-between
just shut up grin man is a big beta and simp
Romance / Re: She Said I Shouldn't Use Condom If I Lover Her. by Samuelkirk(m): 2:46am On Jul 17, 2022
Weak ass simp
Religion / Re: Body Exposing Dress A Lady Wore To Church That Got People Talking -see Photos by Samuelkirk(m): 9:38am On Jun 27, 2022
AntiChristian:
Ùna detest hijab!

Yét Lucifer is your fashion designer!

All na in Jesus name!

Nudity for Jesus.

These are what inspired the verses below!
Note that B* stands for the female Mammary organs!

1. The Prayer
Proverbs 5:18-19
18 May your fountain be blessed,
and may you rejoice in the wife of your youth.
19 A loving doe, a graceful deer—
may her b* satisfy you always,
may you ever be intoxicated with her love.

(Say Amen)

2. My Beloved
Song of Songs 1:13-14
13 My beloved is to me a sachet of myrrh
resting between my b*.
14 My beloved is to me a cluster of henna blossoms
from the vineyards of En Gedi.

3. Your B*
Song of Songs 4:5-6
5 Your b* are like two fawns,
like twin fawns of a gazelle
that browse among the lilies.
6 Until the day breaks
and the shadows flee,
I will go to the mountain of myrrh
and to the hill of incense.

4. More description
Song of Songs 7:7-8
7 Your stature is like that of the palm,
and your b* like clusters of fruit.
8 I said, “I will climb the palm tree;
I will take hold of its fruit.”
May your b* be like clusters of grapes on the vine,
the fragrance of your breath like apples,

5. Kiss of life
Song of Songs 8:1
8 If only you were to me like a brother,
who was nursed at my mother’s b*!
Then, if I found you outside,
I would kiss you,
and no one would despise me.

6. Little sister with no B*
Song of Songs 8:8-10
8 We have a little sister,
and her b* are not yet grown.
What shall we do for our sister
on the day she is spoken for?
9 If she is a wall,
we will build towers of silver on her.
If she is a door,
we will enclose her with panels of cedar.

7. B* like towers
Song of Songs 8:10
10 I am a wall,
and my b* are like towers.
Thus I have become in his eyes
like one bringing contentment.

Which of the verses is your favorite?



so you think you just made sense right?
Culture / Re: A City Where People Enter Their Houses Through The Roof (pictures) by Samuelkirk(m): 11:06am On Jun 20, 2022
This is nice

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Education / Re: Forbidden Truth About Christianity And The Bible by Samuelkirk(m): 12:20am On Jun 15, 2022
Bleepbleep:


Same applies to Islam. No one is attacking. We are just stating fact.
Just shut the hell up and get a job . Y'all cowards won't ever insult Islam cos you know what's up
Go find work or get a life . If you don't believe in God then stop shoving your insecurities in our face ,we don't care

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Celebrates Getting Married At Age Of 52 (Photos, Video) by Samuelkirk(m): 9:29am On Jun 13, 2022
Datboredberri:
Beautiful! I'm happy for her... But I wish women didn't think marriage is some achievement...

She was already somebody !

A man doesn't add to you.. He's just a companion... Shouldn't make you feel complete... undecided
just shut up with your lies nobody asked you and we're not dumb here

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Education / Re: Forbidden Truth About Christianity And The Bible by Samuelkirk(m): 9:25am On Jun 13, 2022
My question is that why una no dey attack Islam ,na only Christianity you guys dey masturbate to. Oga go sleep jare go find work

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Romance / Re: Guys Stop Validating These Girls On The Internet Abeg by Samuelkirk(m): 2:40am On Jun 09, 2022
Pornography and feminine worship has finished modern men esp in Nigeria
Romance / Re: Since I Bought A Car My Girlfriend Wants Me To Drive Her Everywhere by Samuelkirk(m): 5:27pm On May 31, 2022
Y'all will just be failing small small shit tests.. man up my guy
Family / Re: Abeg See 50 Naira Matches (pic) by Samuelkirk(m): 11:00pm On May 26, 2022
Lighter is much better and lasts longer , it's even 100 naira or 50 naira plus you don't have to clean sticks
Health / Re: My Wound Is Taking Forever To Heal (Graphic) by Samuelkirk(m): 10:53pm On May 25, 2022
Ok Take vit c 1000mg daily, then maxmoral tablets 2 3 times daily , lincomycin 1 3 times daily, flagyl 1 3 times daily ..at least take these stuffs for a week it should start healing by God's grace
TV/Movies / Re: Drop A Famous Line From A Popular Movie & Someone Will Guess The Movie Name! by Samuelkirk(m): 4:46pm On May 12, 2022
Notyourtype:
I'm dropping three. If you can guess the movie name right and probably who said it, then you're a movie star!

* All my life i've been afraid [-], afraid of people knowing the truth about me, afraid of them rejecting me, even if they didn't, stil loosing them, i've been afraid of everything i can't control'

* Is either you are wonkru or you are an enemy of wonkru.

* Lannisters always pay their dept.

Drop yours, and someone will tell you the name.
You are wonkru or an enemy of wonkru choose! Octavia com skaikru

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Romance / Re: Women Narrate How They Discovered Their Boyfriends Are Gay by Samuelkirk(m): 11:07pm On May 08, 2022
Choilila:


Cry and slap ur ass.
Gays rock.
Atleast I prefer them ,they are straightforward more than the useless straight men that might be doing the worst behind closed doors. Where now bestiality is on the race.
God will have mercy upon you

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Family / Re: My 2-Year-Old Daughter Is Using Foul Words by Samuelkirk(m): 10:51pm On May 08, 2022
I wonder what kind of men we have these days . I'm a single man myself but how will you say your wife is overreacting,don't you have a mind of your own,she's your daughter man ,train her the way you want the world is corrupt man don't leave any stone unturned and don't let your woman decide the right thing to do for your marriage and how to train your daughter. A kid of that age even up to 10 years shouldn't use such words. When she starts doing something bigger also your wife will still say you're overreacting. Man up bro
Romance / Re: The Genesis of Bestiality: How Eve Slept With A Snake by Samuelkirk(m): 7:12pm On May 01, 2022
EMIRofPUSSY:
In the wake of the trending video showing a lady having sex with a dog, let us remember that this act is as old as mankind.

The Holy Bible describes the first 'sexual act' in the Book of Genesis (supposedly written by Moses).

Though the writer painted the picture of the act using symbols, a good Theologian would be able to decode what really happened in the Garden of Eden.

The Serpent was the wisest animal in the Garden. At that time, he was a beast having four legs. He was a giant about the size of a youth and very witty.

He lured Eve and explained the art of 'sexual intercourse' to her. Eve became instantly interested because she wanted to try out new things.

She banged Eve and taught her different sexual styles. He deflowered Eve and ejaculated his seeds into her.

Eve became pregnant with Cain.

Later that day, Adam came back from his daily work and met Eve. Eve taught him what she learnt from Serpent and they had sex again.

Adam ejaculated his seeds into her and she became pregnant with Abel.

Note
The bible describes this sexual act using 'apples and trees'

When God laid curses on Adam and Eve, God targeted their private parts and not the mouths they used to eat the symbolical 'apples'




For Christians, you can get the book Serpent's Seed by Rev. William Marion Branham.



I too know.. you know pass Moses ok

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Romance / Re: Singles: What Are The Habits/Lifestyle You Won't Abandon After Marriage? by Samuelkirk(m): 11:26pm On Apr 13, 2022
Watching Barca match
Phones / Re: Wallpaper ***challenge*** by Samuelkirk(m): 11:17pm On Apr 12, 2022
Here we go

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Phones / Re: Wallpaper ***challenge*** by Samuelkirk(m): 11:01pm On Apr 11, 2022
majour:
My Hashira
Gyomei is the Hashira wink
Romance / Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend During Sunday Service In Abuja Church (Photos) by Samuelkirk(m): 10:12am On Apr 11, 2022
No more sacredness in the presense of God. This new generation churches ehn
Romance / Re: What's Up With The High Rates Of Suicides lately In The U.S ( Pictures ) by Samuelkirk(m): 7:45pm On Apr 05, 2022
The answer is fatherlessness and disorder

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TV/Movies / Re: Tom Or Jerry, Who Did You Support As A Child ? by Samuelkirk(m): 7:29pm On Apr 05, 2022
Tom baba
Sports / Re: Clarence Seedorf Converts To Islam by Samuelkirk(m): 9:00am On Mar 05, 2022
Jesuschristus:
Oh, Christ worshipers! We want an answer to our question from your wise.

If the Lord was murdered by some people’s act…what sort of god is this?

We wonder! Was He pleased by what they did to Him? If yes,
blessed be they..they achieved the pleasure of His

But if He was discontented….this means their power subjugated His!!

Was the whole entity left without a Sustainer… so who answered the prayers?

Were the heavens vacated…when He laid under the ground somewheres?

Were all the worlds left without a God…to manage while His hands were nailed?

Why did not the angles help Him when they heard him while he wailed?

How could the rods stand to bear the True Lord when He was fastened

How could the iron reach Him and His body pinioned?

How could His enemies’ hands reach Him and slap His rear

And was Christ revived by himself…or the Reviver was another god?

What a sight it is!A grave that enclosed a god!
What’s more weird is the belly that had Him in it!

He stayed there for nine months in utter darkness…fed by blood!

Then he got out of the womb as a small baby,
weak and gaping to be breastfed!

He ate and drank, and did what that naturally resulted in
Is this a god??!!

High Exalted be Allah above the lies of Christians
All of them will be held accountable for their libels

Oh cross worshipers…for what reason is it exalted
and blamed who rejects it?

Is it not the logic to break and burn it along with the one who innovated it?

Since the Lord was crucified on it…and his hands were fastened to it?

That is really a cursed cross to carry…so discard it
Don’t kiss it!

The Lord was abused on it…and you adore it?
So you are one of His enemies!!

If you extol it because it carried the Lord of the worlds

why don’t you prostrate yourself and worship graves,

since the grave contained your god in it?

So, Christ worshiper, open your eyes,
this is what the matter is all about.
trash in plenty words
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Set To Invade Ukraine At 1AM With Massive Missile Blitz & 200,000 Troops by Samuelkirk(m): 9:52am On Feb 16, 2022
Ayoefa:
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Your Jesus didn't return during first and 2nd world war, didn't show his face during all the wars over the centuries.
Jesus didn't return when Oyinbos brought the Bible and brainwashed your people while enslaving your forefathers for 400 years and killing more than 300 million in the process but he's coming now. Level of stupidity and shallowness exhibited by this religious zombie is simply astonishing.
Pls seek mental help and seek it fast.
But your opinion doesn't matter so rest abeg itk .. all these wannabe atheists any small thing una go dey show unaself oga go and sit down

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Family / Re: My Mother In-law Is Doing This , And She Is Pushing Me !!! by Samuelkirk(m): 11:37pm On Feb 14, 2022
Best advice: Read "the manipulated man" by Esther Vilar and thank me later
Religion / Re: Lucifer Is Behind Big Brother Naija Voice - Mummy GO by Samuelkirk(m): 12:09am On Feb 01, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:

Did I shove in anyone?
Don't you think your pastors are shoving it in ours by lying?
Rest you no get work
Religion / Re: Lucifer Is Behind Big Brother Naija Voice - Mummy GO by Samuelkirk(m): 11:53pm On Jan 31, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Another mere word to increase her gullible followers parading as Christians believing in an imaginary creature who created you to later threaten you with fire if you don't accept him into your life..

Pure work of fiction and nonsense..
shut the Bleep up ode so you think your opinion about God will change who he is abi abeg go and rest . Una go dey form stupid atheists everywhere dey seek attention.if you don't believe in God and others do then shove it up your ass
Sports / Re: Brentford Sign Christian Eriksen Just 7 Months After Suffering A Cardiac Arrest by Samuelkirk(m): 11:39pm On Jan 31, 2022
He should have retired just like Sergio Aguero

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Romance / Re: My Broke Boyfriend Is A Sex Addict by Samuelkirk(m): 10:55pm On Jan 25, 2022
Break up with him let him find a purpose .. a man without purpose should find a purpose and stop been a sex addict . And at the age of 26 you should have a serious relationship that will lead to settling down

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