MyMouth:
I regret supporting Lawal for Senate president

many more Mishaps loading..
The whole system is messed up!

folake4u:
Iskaba and Iskebele.
Wos and Wosbi. ;P.

Folake why?

KingAzubuike:
I was having sex with this guy then the condom burst and rolled back inside my Pu***. It wasn't funny at all as I've always heard stories on how such incidence do lead to death. Well he had to dip his hand in and bring out the rubber.

This one is a guy, no de deceive ursef .. Rubber ko, plastic ni..

vicdom:

Oga, I'm on ground with happenings. I can say categorically that it will be easier for a chimpanzee to dine and wine with queen Elizabeth at the burkinham palace than for yahaya bello to return to the Luggard's house.

You can't be so sure bro, bello is bad news, buh with the charged atmosphere, we only wish the kogites well and hope the vote counts.

Badonasty:
I just like this aribo guy sha #nohomo

Na so we forget this TB Joshua boy...I don forget him name sef

onazi u mean, injured, recovering..

Wants to topple 2baba by all means.
Funny thing is, he always marry them.

Border issues

Bolognese:
So which certificates did he present to get elected as Senator?

question I asked myself too.

heckymaicon:



Mr real nigga

You and Slawomir are real niggggarrzz

I know ladies will choose Ore, cos the guys have choosed kemi... buh there is more to life.

tayebest:
Stop replying Reno He is an attention seeking FOOOL



una get time sef

Despite his attention desperation and opposition, the guy speaks the truth, someone needs to keep some people on their toes, especially this govt... I can tell you for a fact, I like his style... Sane societies receive much critisicism and the likes to make them better!, keep up Reno, if others won't do it, then stay in London and do it..

You are just a childish adult,the next time u go to another event u meet anoda u will still play chess.
Baba grow up, u have a daughter now.
Just grow up!

Jim iyke to Charles, take ur albino flat ass, go upstairs go call me ur flat ass sister .
Jim's a bad boy

Explorers the wicked thread producer, always keeping us Abreast with info around the world.. Baba chop knuckle, I go buy my own from Alaba

Jordan97:
Only LEGENDS know that this border closure is political.. The plan is to limit the flow of rice into the country and help DANGOTE(who suddenly went into rice production) to boost and gain market for his business..

But what do I know??

Aside this, why is the rice issue now looking like that's whr our economy lie, or rather without rice people will die... Nigeria sef...

This guy is good,
Job looks So real, pure talent. Kudos!

Bigflamie:
Fvck this social media verification mark.
Look at the people being verified SMH

True bro, buh it is what it is... U get to a certain stage, u begin to make money from post.

Officialgarri:
For those who are not interested in lengthy read, here are the few key points to note.

That Nkechi Blessing :

1. Is a souvenir in Nollywood industry, department of Hotel and relaxation matters. A known farm tool.
If you want to dig, ask for a hoe.

2. Nkechi and her mum used to share only one penis until luck shined on her and they had access to different joysticks. Joy is all that matters

3. That Nkechi was usually molested by area boys and she also dropped out of school on the allegation of lesbianism.

4. She was a souvenir for the Lion of Bourdillon -Chief Tinubu- but local man couldn't get close to her cos she TACHA alot..... Local man can't die before Buhari cos of body odour

5. That local Tinubu man had to excuse himself from being TACHAD with #500k

6. That Notorious BDC fraudster, Mompha, paid only #50k to gain full undisturbed access to the souvenir

7. That aunty also served Niyi Johnson hot hot while that slim fool was married to another idiot

, baba chai, slim foool and idiot

EXLOVER:
I tire o, for this kin economy, supposing i get toto, Immediately i know say you be big fish, I go just wide my legs open like express road.

..... U wicked, with that DP too!

Reno... Always making them angry, I like his style.. He can talk, baba (Indimi) vex .

Hope they last with all these, wish them well...
#pepper themselves

Hope they last with all these, wish them well...
#pepper � themselves

maynation:



That's true for real,


And when you beat these wanna be redpillers to their game, they will run down here to frame lies up.


Happy holiday to you too

redpillers, u funny...
BTW, it's a Faceless Forum, peeps are confident behind their devices. Most are mere typing and most real.
Enjoy!

maynation:



Local woman has seen a lot




Mind you, only 'girls' fall for such stale.
There are a million possible ways a guy could get to me and believe me when I say 'lying and fake promises' isn't one.

@ local woman has seen a lot... Girls fall easily, we know d drift!
well mayb u lucky to crack their lying codes, but I tell u some,if a guy mean to get u, sis, u b shocked when u find out all truth from him was built on lies.
You must be smart then, kudos, happy holiday!

maynation:
I have known this for long, they are only 'on form' on the media especially nairaland.

Most of them can't even stop you in real life to initiate a convo (see them shaking like wetin i no know) and the ones bold enough to approach always seem to have the same crammed lines. Anyways, thank God nairaland has given them the rare impetus they should enjoy it while it lasts.

Area boys don toast u wella,
Crammed or no crammed lines, ladies still fall...
Ladies love those words, and they love lies.

ThierryJay:
Luckily for him, he has Lithuania and Luxembourg farmers to console himself with next week. Also, he can continue to make more headlines on Nairaland on how he earns 100million dollars on YouTube, how his hair dresser bought a 40million pound mansion, his private jets, yatches, his rape case and other inconsequential off-field activities while the Lion GOAT continues to amass more Ballon d'ors and other football awards.

,
I like the guy, TBH...
But good and better is not enough, the coach wants best!! He's a great guy!

KingAzubuike:
These bloggers Sha.. There is no verification anywhere that he discovered anything and from his dad's Facebook page, he just happened to be among other students rewarded for their good performance in mathematics which itself isn't even verified too coz the inscription on the award says differently "leadership hero award" which I wonder how it correlates to mathematical discoveries. lol new discovery in mathematics. What does a 12 year old boy know wey he wan dey discover something. Same way they carry unverified news that a Nigerian went to UK and graduated with a first class etc.

what does a 12 years old boy know? Damnn, Nigeria environment condition u to think so, nobody is limited, don't limit d kid, even you, I mean you, don't limit yourself! Peace bro.

soleexx:



wot is the assurance of getting job after study In the UK... will like to sponsor my sister but needed tot be sure

try North America bro, speaking from experience from a relation. She may be lucky and land a job, but UK only want ur money and give u cert... They don't want you... Tho things have changed now, 2 months back they agreed to allow students stay two years after program.. If u can get that for her still OK, every one got different destiny/ fate...

TheGreatIYANU:


Well you'd be surprised. I studied in the UK and I quite regret it. When my mates where crossing to Canada for PG, I took the UK route... turned out to be one of the worst decisions I ever took because when I finished my program, I received an email expressly instructing me to return to my country

My classmates in the West by the second year of their stay had already been absolved into different organizations. I'm talking about 2012.

Today, all of them are Canadian citizens. The UK just recently upturned that ridiculous policy and now give extra 2 years visa after you finish your program to encourage more foreign students to come there as they where loosing their prospects to Canada.

Yeah.. So true, the UK is a no no... Even if it gives 5 years after the program, North Amr/ Australia far better!

@Blackcrainte and unapologetic419,
Why both argue over Ote's money...
I guess it's not because of the public holiday..


@Slawormir, pls come and tell them

lilwetdick:
why is that criminals know how to rationalise their crimes

what do you expect after going to prison, did you expect her to wait for you for 4 years?? how is she going to take care of the family??

she has to survive to eat and take care of her offsprings that you left behind

to you, you think it is betrayal, to me i think, what she did is rational, anybody will do that, even your friends will betray you..it is life

anyway, move on with your life if they dont want you back, occassionally, you can send gifts to your daughter

now is the time to rebuild and focus on your life and survival.

i just hope you dont go back to

don't be harsh, he went through rough times. He served his time, people make mistake. His wife was wrong, it is wrong. Just advice him and move on, u typed like he is a devil.. He is human, he made a mistake.. OP, i advice u go stay with ur family for sometime, relax, gather ur self and think the next thing to do. Just relax a little for some time, Wish u well man

borngeologist:
Just tell her it better to tell her the truth.. Last week my babe cheated on me.. She cried and told me how it happened.. I can't loose that girl because of just that single mistake. I forgave her and I even found out within myself that I love her than ever.. I can't leave that babe..

well she cheated on you, cheating can be prevented, no excuse.. the cry was a scam , but then kudos for forgiven..