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Family / Re: What Character Traits Do Your Parents Have That Annoy You So Much? by Samuels90: 3:25pm On Mar 30, 2020
Mummyfour:
My father will use too much shout and grammar to shut you up, especially when he knows you are telling the truth. He will also make reference to all the mistakes you made in the past to cow you. Then after a while,he will call you up and pretend that such a thing never happened. When you try to tell him about your feeling of what transpired the last time,he will start the shouting and grammar again and the circle continues for years on one matter.
grin That's how most African parents behave. You can't be right, even tho u are right.

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Sports / Re: Atletico Madrid Arrives In Liverpool For The Crucial 2nd Leg Match. by Samuels90: 8:32pm On Mar 10, 2020
LoyalHustler:
Hmmm match can go both ways but expect lots of drama during the game.

If Liverpool couldn't secure qualification before 70 minutes and hold on to it, then it's over.

Because after 70 minutes with just 20 minutes remaining, you can't qualify against a team like Athletico, never ever, infact no team on Earth can knock out Atletico Madrid if they have the advantage after 70 minutes.

This is not mouth making but it won't happen, not even the USA military defence system can break their defense after 70 minutes.
you don't watch football.. 2014 or 2020 any team can be beaten. l

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Family / Re: The First Time You Met Your In-Laws: Share Your Experience by Samuels90: 3:03pm On Feb 25, 2020
proclinician:


Time is running out sir. Buhari and amotekun may send everyone to their graves before 2023. Better start getting married now.
grin grin grin very funny
Family / Re: Things I Saw In A Coded Bar/motel, Bothering Me About Marriage! by Samuels90: 11:16pm On Feb 16, 2020
elektra:
The only time cheating bothers men is when it is a woman doing it.
Look at this OP, he is not even the one being cheated on, but it worries him so much he had to open a thread about it.

The woman left the kids for her husband. Who should she have left them for? Are the kids not bearing the man’s name?
There are many women tired from raising kids by themselves, have you ever noticed anyone of them? The moment you see one man raising his kids you come to open thread.
You men should get used to raising your own bloody kids.
bloody kids, shocked, bad choice of words...

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Education / Re: What Was Your Craziest Answer To A Question In School? by Samuels90: 2:40pm On Feb 08, 2020
Romanoff:
Economics.

Law of supply and demand.

Teacher asked, " what happens if you made a lot of zobo and no one is buying it?

My answer. "Na to die by drinking excessive zobo o"
Romanoff grin grin grin
Sports / Re: Manchester United Confirms Signing Odion Ighalo (Screenshot) by Samuels90: 9:24am On Feb 01, 2020
ExAngel007:
yesterday, I was online around midnight going through comments on social media about Odion Ighalo signing, and I found out that it was only Nigerians that are bitter about the new signing.

for me, he is a good striker.
Nigerians hate themselves, sometimes I wonder!

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Business / Re: Ebun Okubanjo, CEO Of Lekki Fitness & Gym Centre Slams Customer by Samuels90: 7:49pm On Jan 15, 2020
edoairways:

I noticed it or is that how they speak in Lekki
grin Yes ooo, 80 percent of islanders speak rubbish calling it phonetics. Most are funny, cos they force themselves to speak especially Ladies..

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Politics / Re: N13,500 Pay Threatens Operation Amotekun by Samuels90: 12:19pm On Jan 14, 2020
Blackeuropean:


Lolz, So they are yet to conclude their pays before after floating all those meetings? Thank Goodness I left in 2008, once i get my current European passport this Year as a Naturalized Citizen, Naija passport Bye Bye.
Best decision bro.. Enjoy
Romance / Re: No Sex Before Marriage: Did I Overreact? by Samuels90: 1:02pm On Jan 11, 2020
Gina2019:
Lol...A lady will never give you her cookie as long as she's not collecting money from you. She has alot to lose if she tries it.

You want the guy to have the cookie then leave her afterwards? She's a wise girl if you ask me...Now the real intention of the guy is now showing.
cookie for money shocked...
Nairaland / General / Re: You Are Shouting "2020 Is My Year Of Harvest". Did You Plant Anything In 2019? by Samuels90: 1:32am On Jan 01, 2020
Ladycewhy:
thanks ,happy nee year.
HNY! More Blessings
Nairaland / General / Re: You Are Shouting "2020 Is My Year Of Harvest". Did You Plant Anything In 2019? by Samuels90: 6:28pm On Dec 31, 2019
Ladycewhy:
Time and chance happens to them all. A day is enough to change the life of a man, who says you cant plant in 2020 and reap in 2020? It depends on what type of harvest you are expecting, some crops are annual some are perennial
correct... Some people just type anyhow. You are Smart.
Politics / Re: Between Atiku Abubakar And His Son Mustapha After Chelsea And Arsenal's Match by Samuels90: 9:01am On Dec 30, 2019
brandmix:

I agree they does it like that because if they dont does it that way they will never be classy. Thats how star does undecided
Mr does... grin

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Celebrities / Re: Gedoni Ekpata Proposes To Khafi Kareem. Tacha, Diane, Ike, Frodd React by Samuels90: 8:43am On Dec 26, 2019
Premiumwriter:
no let Harry styles catch you o
cool
Sports / Re: Chioma Ajunwa Celebrates Her 49th Birthday Today by Samuels90: 8:49am On Dec 25, 2019
EXLOVER:
She look so sick.

Doing giveaway this xmas. I'm giving 5k each to first 10 people to quote this comment.
OK, I am ready.
Religion / Re: 7 Things Every Christian Should Do Every Day by Samuels90: 11:52am On Dec 22, 2019
AwkaetitiBabe:
1 and 2 can be tedious. Like I wanna pray and I start yawning anyhow undecided The devil is a liar!
True, the devil knows that's the weapon we have for victory and always try to make us weak when we want to pray et al.. God help us all!

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Celebrities / Re: Daniella Okeke Buys A New House (photos) by Samuels90: 9:17am On Dec 18, 2019
Nice house...
Romance / Re: He Wants To Propose To Her Before Traveling Abroad, Please Advise. by Samuels90: 10:50pm On Dec 17, 2019
kilisi:


There are many men who are not fit to be called men!

Sometimes, I don't blame all these ladies that see themselves as thin gods because some men are the cause.

Imagine proposing twice and still thinking of proposing the third time just because of the illusion that you may not find someone like.
Exactly bro, twice. That's crazy, if u beg her to love you, you will beg her in the marriage. Some men cause problems for themselves from the very start, how can u be begin someone to marry you at dis stage and time. The girl knows what she's doing, shes playing him in circles. If she hears bout the Canada plans now, she will start acting love. Guy should Man up.

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Romance / Re: If Money Is Delaying You From Getting Married, Read This by Samuels90: 10:44pm On Dec 17, 2019
Amanda4life:



Let him not rejoice yet until he starts the process.

Parents are funny.

They may just collect that one from you and then tell you to go and bring more.


Can we bet?
Do you know how much pampers the your woman wore?

Not talk of cost of other care.


See even the religious parents they like better thing.


grin grin I don't trust the parent, they want to chook shocked OP with bone in his throat.. He will go and bring more money after paying the first. I wish the guy well, honestly it's not easy.

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Romance / Re: He Blocked Me After I Called Him A Liar For Sending Roses To His Cousin! by Samuels90: 10:17pm On Dec 17, 2019
Guy used you to catch thrips, doesn't really want something serious too. Just let him be, if he wants to get serious with you, you guys may find even..

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Family / Re: What Wife Friendly Occupation Would You Suggest? by Samuels90: 10:12pm On Dec 17, 2019
Fountainofyouth:
What do you mean by wife friendly? Is there a job they can't do because they are married? You are very sexist, rubbish.
Don't be too hot and froward, advice the OP for good. Wisdom is key!
Family / Re: Help, My Husband Is Causing Me Pain by Samuels90: 10:09pm On Dec 17, 2019
I guess u both understood each other before taking the vow. Sometimes age is a number, a Lil bit of maturity with age help one decide what they truly wants.
Romance / Re: To Marry A Lady Who Loves You More Than You Love Her , Is It Okay? by Samuels90: 10:05pm On Dec 17, 2019
If u both compatible marry her, you will grow in love too!
Romance / Re: He Wants To Propose To Her Before Traveling Abroad, Please Advise. by Samuels90: 10:02pm On Dec 17, 2019
Don't be a weak guy, if she say no leave her. She is using you to catch thrips, if u tell her bout your travel plans she will say yes. Don't be a weak man. Damnn!

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Business / Re: Air Peace: Fresh Facts Reveal Legitimate Aircraft Purchase by Samuels90: 8:22pm On Dec 17, 2019
Good news for Air peace.... cool
Crime / Re: He Ran Away With My N700k, Please Can I Get Justice ? by Samuels90: 8:14pm On Dec 17, 2019
benratigan3:
kill him like I wanna kill my brother for collecting the same #700k earmarked for me.
the idiot is spending Xmas in Dubai while I manage gen buhari in naija
No kill ur bro oo shocked shocked cool
Celebrities / Re: Churchill Makes Appearance As Tiwa Savage Performs At Wells Carlton Anniversary by Samuels90: 5:47pm On Dec 17, 2019
Thegeneralqueen:
IF not that tonto is my role model I would have love to date this Churchill dude is so hot and wealthy kiss
You want to dig gold and run like Tonto. Scammer grin

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Celebrities / Re: Sandra Ikeji And Arinze About To Wed, Pre-Wedding Photos by Samuels90: 8:53pm On Dec 16, 2019
Romanoff:
These days, people prepare for the wedding more than marriage. That's why marriages these days no dey see two rainy season.
True!

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Celebrities / Re: "Human Beings Are Dangerous"- Adesua Etomi. by Samuels90: 3:13pm On Dec 16, 2019
DIKEnaWAR:
This girl makes me weak. Her beauty and innocent look.
Be strong cool

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Champions League Round Of 16 Draws For 2019/2020 by Samuels90: 1:38pm On Dec 16, 2019
grin grin

Sports / Re: Pastor Taribo West Is Holding A Crusade In Lagos This December!! by Samuels90: 11:26am On Dec 16, 2019
I see whr Zlatan got his green hair style from.
Propagate the gospel West.

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Politics / Re: Inland Containers Nigeria Limited Sign MOU For Bonded Terminal In Anambra by Samuels90: 11:02pm On Dec 15, 2019
See them fighting, insulting themselves over devpt we all should enjoy. Even though it has not fully materialise. Doesn't make sense!, y'all chill.
Politics / Re: Ibrahim Babangida And David Mark Pictured Together Amid Death Rumour by Samuels90: 8:21pm On Dec 15, 2019
emeijeh:
Bongos Ikwe come and release the long awaited track.
not necessary

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