Nasri100:


I mean you probably been in Naija all your life so how would you understand responsibility in the real world. I don't blame you.

The child support was in a (). I added it to explain how parents would understand how demanding and expensive it is to raise kids in the right way into adulthood, not those suffering and smiling upbringing in the Nigerian culture. Bro u so wrong… damn, I can’t say the OP is right, but I’m ashamed at some of the comments here.

If OP was born into a proper setting, do you think he would be be waiting for his elder brother to come home from work to feed him?

yemmit90:


You guys should stop the SIMPS nonsense on Nairaland, every man born in a woman is a simp.The only man who claim he is not, have not see the kind of women he will do everything to have.

Men are not capable of resisting the temptation from women, any man that claim he is alpha or principle man has not meet the kind of quality gorgeous women he would do anything to get ordinary hug.

Ogaga87:
Can anyone accept such excuse and still get employed in any company in this country?

We are talking about the highest office in the land bro...

But wait O!! Our politicians keep reading us mugus because they feel they are the only ones that attended school in the 80's.. If Trump, Biden can provide their certificate then these mediocre should do same or gerrat..

Imagine BIDEN telling Americans that his entire certificate are missing and he wants to take America to new great height..

Let's not deceive ourselves please...


Rubbish garbage



See Tinubu who had plans eight years ago to become president but never plan of who is going to work with as vice to achieve the Nigeria he has in mind.. But because his plan is to have his name written in the presidential gallery irrespective of whether Nigeria sink or stink, he just wanna be president.. Still travelling to France for consultation..

Na wa

chatinent:
May God punish all idiots who are abroad but are plotting to advise people to remain in Nigeria!

Me wey bi if I kuma get the connection this uncle get, na to dey open way for people to come...you know, no condition is permanent naim this uncle dey lock door throwaway key! At least, if you don't want them to come directly where you are...,devil, open the way for them to go elsewhere naw! Una still dey carry the attitude una dey give Nigerians there dey give people wey no dey there!

What sort of ekwensublability is this! How old is your witchcraft!

Fine lady, any how you fit do, please and please, escape from this country! If you can survive here, you can survive there! Pikin wey go strong go strong; no be until dem name am Samson.Their petty jobs and some other petty jobs you can do on the minimum wage, wetin you fit accumulate monthly na wetin most bankers dey earn for Naija per annum.

No gree make that black mamba deceive you o. Who no get dey choose plate for party? Who dey owe landlord dey wear cardigan? Shoo!

Eba dey hot, eba dey hot but you no gree comot hand. Baba, cast and bind every advice like this: reject am, disown the person, avoid the person...no matter who they are! They don't mean well for you! True, say cat sabi swim no make am catfish but e no mean say e no fit still catch fish! You fit bi traffic car washer abroad dey build duplex for Naija. Na experience wey climb orientation I dey give una. Many boys for we school that year wey dey claim rubbish, na toilet dem dey wash dey claim vacation dey carry Benz dey intmidate professor wey no know the cost of rim. Escape from Nigeria! You will always see jobs..and with time, other freelance jobs will come by.


If you are a hustler, you will definitely survive and survive others. Las las, crocodile na lizard wey join army.


Just ensure your ambition revolves around escaping from Nigeria! Jollof rice wey dey for bottom of pot today go dey for top of cooler tomorrow.

See you at the airport, fam. ✌️

For interested persons, this house is for sale.

PotatoSalad:
22 helicopters.
Reminds me of the new movie "Ambulance"

digitite:


Send me a whatsapp message or drop your email and I will send it to you. I don't want unserious people to spoil it.

digitite:


Send me a whatsapp message or drop your email and I will send it to you. I don't want unserious people to spoil it.

Neduzze5:
Hehehe....

It's not really about being ugly.

Guys go for girls who are moderately beautiful, as they seem to be more down to earth, less proud, more intelligent and less suspicious to getting dicked by all and sundry.

Ahmad62:
Jack bauer 24 my Goat

Michael Scofield
Prison break

PotatoSalad:

I shock guy. And you know wetin be her reply when I caught her, "you don't cook that much na"

PotatoSalad:
Una don recycle this thread again.

Ok another one.
During youth service, my colleague followed me home from PPA. Didn't know this Warri girl had ulterior motives. We gisted and watched a movie before this girl asked if she could take some rice to cook back home. I said ok and told her where my bag of rice is.
10 minutes passed and this girl still dey inside kitchen. I left the sitting room to know what's up and saw Aunty packing my rice with that thick 100 naira bagco bag. It was more than half full
I shout
Chased her away from my kitchen and used a small plastic bag to pour her 6 cups. I never let her visit again till we finished service

Saltybear:
Mine was first week I was entering the lift to go up to my.brithers apartment and I saw my neighbors kid who just bumped into my way and walked past I pulled h back and asked can't you greet?

Well the police officer understood it was my first time there

Incognito403:
Ipodians will be confused now.

Their definition of bad politicians is Tinubu, Sanwo-Olu and PMB. All politicians in the potopoto region are saints. They neither loot nor kill. Even the wannabe VP who has been caught funding and police brutality is a saint on Ipob dictionary.

So when they see a post that insults both APC and PDP, they're in confusion. They don't know whether to comment positively or negatively.

As you can see, they've resorted to calling the woman a prostitute.

But if she was insulting APC only they'll be shouting leave the messenger and tackle the message.

Bloody hypocrites.

Rgade:

Some guys no deserve to dey rich I swear

Rgade:
Well it all depends on how the relationship started in the first place.
Any guy who's game plan is to get the babe with money shouldn't of all things expect loyalty.

On another note, I really don't get the idea of having money and still get tied down by one small girl in the name of a relationship.