chenzen:
try ubunja

Ubunja don turn medication/Prescription...
Ubunja hope u have Nafdac number
Cut ties with ex and stick to the new G...

Travelling to the UK without telling you got me.. Madam work back that Canada package, and face your life... Those kids deserve better. Peace!

Men want to be Men! Peace.

ednut1:
Any lady marrying a soldier to me is not ok. Risk of death and std too high

soldier, std ,bros how?

Beckysexy:

You mean the one that sings with his nose?
You gotta be kidding me!

He sings with his nose, I know u will happily become his babymama if only u can see him... What have u achieved?

sammyonal:
she is a legend if u don't know, burna boy nah baby for her side.

Baby becomes Adult, You didn't just get here, she didn't just get here, she grew, Burna is growing... Burna can win it.

sharone21:
Who is still comparing a cub to a LIONESS in music?.....Angelique Kidjo mama any day!

Damn, Cubs grow to become Lion/Lioness!... Bottom to the top!

HMarshal:
He�! You fellas still don't get it?? Slong as u a Nigerian, the fedral govt is the law, the mini gods.they are making sure any mofo planing a revolution of any sort kills the idea totally.imagine Wat it has cos Sowere, damn, he will be popular tho, but is it really worth it?

I guess dat was Y tu baba refused to lead the protest then. Would have been abandoned in jail, He saw the signs, country is messed up.

ednut1:
does well against uber drivers and plumbers from andorra and macedonia

U wicked bros, e no easy to score against amateurs too.. They both great guys

franchasng:
Lolz, oh you didn't know that's the meaning if IGBO all these while No wonder

It's cool though.

I like him to some extent, the problem I have with Reno is, anything APC is bad, anything PDP is good... Reno wey de London Don tire, say e no fit kill himself, how bout we for naija.

franchasng:
wow, beautiful, loving this

IGBO = I Go Before Others

I am not igbo @franchasng, but that quote got me.. IGBO I go before others..

Bros forgive her and move on, or let her go.
And if you proceed to marry her, take her to d hospital for all check up, including STD's cos the sex was without protection.. Good luck, peace.

maiahsaiah:


I hope you’re not a Christian. Because you also don’t deserve the grace and mercy of God.

You don't have the right to say Someone doesn't deserve grace and mercy of God bcoz of their actions... Don't u ever say that again, Your reasoning proves man will always be man, judgemental and wicked. God is God, and not man. Peace!

AryaSand:
Having babies.
The whole process is Scary and Traumatising. I've seen photos and videos and I don't think I want to go through it. I feel like if I do go through with it, I'm probably going to hate that child
It is like the major reason I sabotage all my relationships, whenever we start getting serious like this, i stop talking to them. I abandon them in the relationship and move on with my life.

Grow up, just grow up.
You can't reason like this, especially for a woman you are... I understand you perfectly, Wish u well!

CanadaOrBust:


U r not female. U ain’t fooling nobody

Yeah... he's a guy

LadyGCrueDKilaB:
But broke and smelly razz Nigerian men would foam at the mouth at this when their useless and worthless surnames have no impact whatsoever. Shiorrr. I'm sha not changing my surname for any man unless he has a really powerful last name.

unless , powerful name, hope you too have a powerful surname.. Hope u will get married to powerful surname for the right reasons... Chai ladies!!!

aro1:
You expect me to read all this nollywood long script? Nah!

You should read always, I learnt a new word in the story " bibliophile ".... always read, it is good for you and improves the mind!

hardbody:


In my uni in those dsys, i never saw any fight in school, but if people felt like venting, they take themselves outside goldie gate and beat themselves to pulp and then come back into the school. So if you dont want to fight, just remain inside the school.That fear of expulsion then kept everyone in check. Dunno about now though

.. True, A guy in my hostel slapped anoda guy back in d day while in sch, we were fetching water from the tap, he felt he was stronger and wanted to chance the other, and when the other refused he slapped him. when the Porter discovered what had happened, the guy knelt down and started begging and crying... The whole boys came out of their rooms, con see laugh. A slap could get u expelled.

RESHARPENED:
'She asked for a 2-week break'

Congratulations, you got yourself a girlfriend with scruples. She doesn't want to cheat on you. The two-week break is to allow the new guy twist, turn and tweak her system to his full pleasure and her carnal satisfaction without the accompanying conscience-crippling guilt of infidelity.

In plain terms,
She's going to get sexually intimate with the new guy.

And there's no stopping her. If after the tryst, she still fancies you then she can come back with a pure heart, devoid of guilt. Since, technically you guys were not together during the time she did the deed.

If on the other hand the experience was orgasm-inducing, she's going to dump you or fxck with your head and make you walk away.

So, you have to just understand that your girlfriend is gone with the new goon. Forget her and move on!

You can thank me by working on yourself and NEVER giving any girl your absolute commitment.

Rich Regards!

Bad G, you code from afar... James Hardley Chase Jr....

Dannyset:

Reno Omokriminal has lost next week pocket money!

guy u wicked..

Geminita1:
They have a point but personally i can't wait to drop my surname and adopt my partner's.

Every time i tell people my surname, they just laugh at me.

They have no point sis, ladies look for problem where they isn't, sometimes u think if d whole lots are confused, but not all...

Shibaraba:
Sat with him once. On a train. We had the nicest of chats.
We spoke about buhari, Evans and even the cost of rice. He told me he wishes to come to Nigeria that he learnt that our ladies obows are one of a kind. I even opened a nairaland account for him. Nice guy.

Let's begin our day with lies. Nigeria itself na lie

Govt de learn for your side bros

Nothing special bout sex, she is messing with your head..... She thinks u dumb.
Settle ur issues amicably with your family bro, take charge and be the man.. not the sex way..

showafrica:


I heard that man can shoot and his bullet is one touch.

tubaba is still d baddest!

See boldness, kudos.
have other plans too.

kingxsamz:
This is a very sad image.
If I tell you I'm happy to be a Nigerian, na lie

Sorry, person no de choose wey dem for born am, all of us for dodge here...

partnerbizn5:
Someone will be fine, sabi book and still have money.

Later Pastor Ramotu will say God is love and impartial.


Mtchew....


I still remember Charity in Premier Primary Obosi, Anambra.

Fine as fuucck, yet intelligent. Lass wouldn't read hard yet leading the class. The parents were rich too.

I was her sharp contrast...

Are you not a lady again, u and charity ... You still de remember pry sch crush

NwaAmaikpe:



It is no secret.
Just like he did with the emotions of the females who really cared, he also toyed with the intelligence of his music partners.
Major reason Burna Boy turned down the offer to join DKM/DB records.

Dapo was not fair to Bankulli.
He wasn't appreciative of Michael.
He wasn't even fair to Casper,
.... not only did he bite this finger that fed him, he also chewed the scrotum that birthed him.

Sad that Don Jazzy did not notice the treachery in him quick enough.
Kanye did, Big Sean did too. But they were smarter.
They ensured he had burnt all of his bridges, altered his style for them before they tossed him into the sea of oblivion.

A sea he would have perpetually remained in until the pity from his son's death and subsequent fraternity with Tuface Idibia brought him some little recognition once again.

Life's greatest moral remains;
"No matter where you go to, remember the road that will bring you home and who took you there."
D'Banj doesn't know this, but I do.
And that's why somehow I always find a way to come home to Nairaland.

OK ooo, welcome back home..

Blackhawk01:
Wawuu!

Let me do mine...

Oga Seun, your girl never marry since oooo. Even if na mini introduction, bless your girl na.

oya drop your digit make I bless u 4 times

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mzBEAM:




Dunamis people

Beam u funny sha @Dunamis people.. he speaks it he will get it.. Tongue+Faith= Life!

merahki:



I would choose Kemi ooo
But I might be an Ore ooo
One never jes knows

, his friend can't choose for him, he should know what he wants..