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NaijaUntamed:
Dude no vex oh, but are you dumb or just playing dumb?

Na your graduate colleague so o

EgusiSoup:
Is this what the dullard APC Government having to offer? Senior citizen die and die everyday? Is this the CHANGE we requires?

How does we even cope with this dullard without the delinquent of cost?

Common sentence, you can't even construct yet sounding abusive. Your life is just funny.

persius555:
I am not sure excel was programmed to saved the the 'ss' value along with date(check custom field). I suggest you save your date field in seperate cell and time field in another seperate cell.

Thanks so much but this is not what I want. The two things can actually be made to be in one cell. I know those with some technical knowledge can fix this.

persius555:
To save date and time format, right click on the cell after data has been saved as time, click format cells,go to numbers tab first on top, click time, out of the type listed choose 13:30:55 and your data should be saved in preffered format.

That would only save the time and date wouldn't be displayed. I need the two.

I have a Date/Time format in Microsoft Excel which is "YYYY/MM/DD h:mm." I then changed it to "YYYY/MM/DD h:mm:ss" so that I can have the seconds (ss) displayed but when I "Save As" the file in .CSV extension (Comma delimited), the seconds part are being truncated or cut off leaving the format in the aforementioned format (YYYY/MM/DD h:mm). This is where I got stocked. I have been working in a circle with this problem without success. I need help please. Mr. Seun, please help me put it on frontpage. I know there's someone that can help me out here. Thank you.

filipetodinho:
EWARE OF SIN BECAUSE THE TIME THAT GOD IS GOING TO DESTROY THE WORLD IS COMING!!! GOD IS GOING TO JUDGE US BASED ON WHAT WE DID ON PLANET EARTH, WHICH MEANS THAT YOU STILL HAVE 99% CHANCE OF ENTERING GOD'S KINGDOM IF YOU STAY AWAY FROM EVIL, PRIDE, ARROGANCY, E.T.C - Proverb 8:13

God is not going to judge us based on our works sire. If God was interested in our works to make heaven, He wouldn't send His son to come and die for us. Stop spreading falsehood.

VickJames:
An errand boy will always be an errand boy. A governor having more say than a vice-president shows the inability of the vice-president to maintain his status as the vice-president.

His charisma doesn't even show a man that can be respected nor feared. For Saraki to call him "mere commissioner" shows how people in APC see him, a puppet.
They see him as Tinubu's baby.

The only thing we see or hear about him are:

1. Going to IDP's
2. Visiting countries with no clear intentions.
3. Visiting universities to lie to students about invisible 5000naira.

When you look at the ways they have treated this man since the beginning of this tenure, you'll know that if the vice-president wants to come out as a president, he will be pushed to the corner and will not garner a vote.

A good lawyer doesn't make you a powerful man. Power and law are from two different worlds. The powerful give laws, while the lawyers quote the powerful.

You are just making noise and he is not a noise maker. So keep quite and watch. In any case, no matter your slanderous remarks about him, you can't measure up to his standard and you won't ever achieve what he has achieved so far in life. Children of hate, STFU.

tosyne2much:
You dont have to think that way cos there's always a time out of 24 hours in a day when you display a little foolishness. So dont blame me bro

It's okay.

tosyne2much:
Reads the topic=>enters thread=> reads the Op's write-up=> shakes my head=> unzips my trouser=> brings out my 6.5 inch joystick=> pee on op's head=> walks outta thread

OP, you are medically okay, just that you are suffering from the wages of your sin which is fornication ... As in, must you bleep when you are not married ?

Op, before you can get a piece of advice from me, get married first and then re-open this thread when your joystick does not errect on your wedding night and i will advise you medically

Lastly, did u say u had to call off ur engagemnt because of your erre,ction. I mean who does that ?

I used to think you are different.

Atmmachine:
And we were out in the cold guarding the pope.
A whole president of a country made it late to meeting the pope.

Nigerians, enjoy your dullard president.

Keep quite here. Who is the Pope? Is he God? Even God would still open the door even though you are late because He is merciful. Who is the Pope then that he should bar my President from meeting him because he came late? Except this news is false else, who is he?

#Mind you I'm a Christian.

Pwhitelaw:
Infinix hot note is still the best.... You won't regret your decision

I see the battery of this phone is non-removable, does it mean if the battery is finally dead without being able to retain charges again, the phone is gone?

RaDaZaBaNa:
Some people Shouting Scout With a Friend. Squat with. a friend ..What will I tell the friends happened to my Hostel that I had to leave ?? what if they decide to visit my hostel to actually see wat happened ??

I will tell them my cultist roommate is still with me.is that how everything will get revealed.

The funniest thing is that he leaves in the morning and returns mostly to sleep at night . and the room na flat. our neighbours too seemed cooperative with this dude.

Be like say una no know say na 2 year rent me and the guy pay for that house shey ?? how I wan lie get 155k. She I go squat with person 4 a year without a reasonable reason ??

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I think you should blame yourself for your woes. So you were comfortable staying with a cultist? Why the fears now? Because he has been rusticated? But the fears has always been there because cultists are always like time bombs waiting to explode. I blame you big brother because you should have selected your friends wisely. It is always written on the faces of people with questionable characters that they really do have questionable characters. Now, this should be a lesson for you on way forward with your life. You'll have to be very careful with this issue because it can change the course of your life forever. My advice for you? Pray! Pray real hard. Talk to your parents about it and tell them the only thing you need them do is to help you pray that you come out unhurt from this. Remember, that guy can point a gun at you; you can be expelled from school. Anything can happen depending on how you handle the situation. My advice for you again? Pray!!

fratermathy:
I wonder why people subject themselves to this savagery. When I was a student and some people in my area wanted to do this to me in the name of matriculation, I threatened to call the police on them and they left me alone for good even upon graduation.

For all we know, this guy could get an infection or worse all in the name of celebration. Graduating from school isn't even where life begins. So I wonder what's there to celebrate.

These are the kind of people one should be very careful not to make friends with. Their mentality are very low. I wonder what they are feeling like sef. Graduating from where? Is it all these glorified secondary schools we have around?

EdCure:
This is my point exactly!
What stops the governor from arresting the warring parties if he feels that they're breaching the peace of the state or community? Is the feuding pastors now bigger than the entire church, the body of Christ?

You don't call strangers to come settle issues for you as custodians of the gospel of Christ. Those guys were big and matured enough to handle their issues and settle amicably but they choose not to. It's rather shameful that they could be so much strife in the church such that an outsider could notice. I don't blame El Rufai for what he did because opportunity presented itself and he grabbed it. Elders of AG should bury their head in shame for allowing worldly desires becloud their responsibilities and love for Christ. Shame on them for not being able to handle their issues and allowing it escalate to the public.

mschubby:
they are all aware of this silly attitude of hers, the husband has been threatening to send her parking if she doesn't change but even with that she's getting worse

Sad to say, she's possessed with the spirit of lust. Take her to SCOAN in Lagos for deliverance.

paulsir:
LIVING TESTIMONY TOO,I SOLD A DOMAIN NAME 2 MONTHS AGO AND I WAS PAID 184 DOLLARS WHICH I GOT THROUGH HIM.

Hisen, pls permit me here. Bro, pls how did you find a buyer for your domain name?

Obynolee:
Feelings is a personal thing remember

You are surprise because you know you can't be trusted right? Go away from here with your bad feelings please. Don't come and spoil someone's reputation for nothing.

basilo101:
D road will be useless. Dat route has no city along it b/w calabar to makurdi, jst empty bush.

No sire. You are very wrong. Market women from Northern Cross River State would be very happy about that road when completed. One thing am sure is that it'll crash the price of garri in the rest of Cross River and even Akwa Ibom State because the major producers of garri are from there. Again, it's a short cut to Abuja. Instead of passing through Ebonyi and the rest of Igboland, we'll just be passing through Benue and Nasarawa and then enter Abuja. It'll also boost the tourism drive of the state. For Calabar - Uyo road, I can only say that the journey of a thousand mile begin with a bold step. We'll get there. Let's just support the government of President Buhari.

Waoh!!! Good news.

Remove the battery, connect it to mains and power it let's see if it'll come up.

SeverusSnape:
Oh, really?!... I had aquintances who were hale and hearty before Buhari came on board, all of a sudden, They are now on sick beds, because of the downward slope of our health care system under Buhari. How about that?

I never believed you were this stupeed until today. Guy, relax abeg. No government was designed for your personal success or failure or even for those of your friends and acquaintances. Let this sink into your skull pls. Leave President Buhari alone and take your life to the drawing board once again.

redgem:
Interrupting a conversation: guys are good at Interrupting a conversation with improper body language or inappropriate words and this has a negative impact on their relationships. My bf does this a lot and it annoys me... I've told him severally yet, he can't stop it.

This one shouldn't be a point please. You guys talk too much. At times I just sleep off and leave my gf talking. Please understand that we don't like too much gist. Help us to serve you better

What's working for you right now? How much do you make a month? What are your recommendations? What was your major challenge with blogging?

Cutehector:
Dats why u need to go for a confession.. Let it all out to the priest..

Sounds funny.

Fertilenigeria:
Thank you for supporting me in giving others the needed guidance

Pls I want to start a blog on software/application, what can I do to make sure google approve my blog for adsense?

You can never satisfy a woman. Trying to do that is digging your grave at a very prime age because you'll get fraustrated and die. Women are insatiable. They just demand too much. Just imagine one I have here, she talks too much and still expect me to give her attention and contribute to her gist. She doesn't care if am busy, once she's through with what she does, am in trouble with gist. If I don't give much attention, she'll feign something flying into her eyes and then use that to get my urgent attention. Yesterday, she claimed if she and my laptop were to be away, I'll miss my laptop more than her. Now tell me, how can I defend this? This is someone that I give all my love without any side chick. What should I do again?

If you really love God as you claim, whatever you want to do, let such thing be to His glory. Let it be what would bring salvation to people and not take them away from it. Being born-again and speaking in tongues doesn't mean working in God's purpose and destiny for your life. Don't try to say there are no/little gains on God's side. If you love music and wants to take up career in it as a child of God, then think of people like Sinach, Buchi, Frank Edward etc. Let them be your role models. They are making it big in it quietly. So the choice is yours.

What is this one saying?