₦airaland Forum

chatinent:
When you are running a degree abroad, you are studying to becoming educated.

In Nigeria, you are schooling...with no hope of being educated or getting a job. That's why they say school na scam (Nigeria)....not education (abroad).

Abroad, it's called tutors.

In Nigeria, lecturers.

Abroad, free modules.

In Nigeria, recycled expensive rubbish called handouts.

Abroad, you have discussions, interviews, responses and peer-reviews...before assignments.

In Nigeria, tear a sheet of paper.

Abroad, you have a zeal in attending classes.

In Nigeria, “course rep, where is my attendance? Who has paid for my handouts?”

Abroad, A shows you are a bright student. You may never get to get zero...they'll be marks for attempting.

In Nigeria, A is for God, B is for Lecturer, C is for serious students which comprise those interested in sexually transmitted grades, and yahoo boys.


Abroad, you can request for extensions if you miss assignments.

In Nigeria, who is your father to walk into my office to authorise me to give you grace?

Abroad, there is serenity to learn.

In Nigeria, you are always on pressure. How can you learn?

Abroad, you are addressed respectfully by your surname...“Mr. Smith, I am afraid you are going to have to go on detention for a week.”

In Nigeria, “hey, you...Kai, if you do as if it is not you I am talking to eh, I swear to God. I will show you what you haven't seen all your life. It's not a threat. You'll carry this course over.”


Abroad, tutors get sacked for thinking of attempting to make things difficult for students by their actions or inactions.

In Nigeria, go and dare report a lecturer. Your days in that school will be the days of Methuselah.


Brethren, no matter the urge you have, never you argue abroad you are from Nigeria.


These are two different worlds.

Nigeria is an international village forced together for administrative convenience by colonial masters! Nigeria is not a country!

With these few points of mine....

Thank you.



In NIGERIA some lectures address students as fuckers and dare not question a lecturer if he/she does something wrong, even when they are using outdated materials to teach

Candidlady:
agreed
then let'em be flogd acordn to their age

Candidlady:
acordin to wah the man said bah?
the man sef na international liar, taking advantage of his daughter

Candidlady:
Men will always be men! Imagine the uncircumcizd e'd'ort claimin his daughter charmd him!

Solsix:
Things are getting out of hand, God serve us

seunjungle1:
How is it Jonathan victory.
Use your brain well

opribo:
When he had sensed that the game has changed by way of zoning na to try court again with the backing of Sal bubu, they will allow him if only to keep this power in the North.
Power must change hands this time around to the South East, enough of all these smelliness.

Dialpad:
Get out of that place as quickly as possible, acquire a skill online, with a small remote job you can earn $200 or more monthly, thats still peanuts but better than the mess you find yourself.


Wish you all the best

miyagi01:
the vote of all ur region no reach only Kano