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RomanceRe: Why Society Needs To Stop Blaming The Rapist Everytime. by samysmoothfresh: 10:36pm On Oct 14, 2018
Honestly, the way some women are desperate for men these days is alarming o......................

If they are not seducing you for the fun of it, they're either seducing you to trap and force you into marriage (this one is quite understandable seeing the society's view of single women above 30), or they're seducing you to steal your sperm and destroy your destiny, future and very existence........



Op made too much sense jareh..

Cc lalasticlala, mynd44, farano, rocktation
RomanceRe: Why Society Needs To Stop Blaming The Rapist Everytime. by samysmoothfresh: 10:29pm On Oct 14, 2018
This makes so much sense........

I remember how amaka (not real name) go always wear short gown or skirt come charge phone for my crib................socket dey front of bed beside tv and instead make she squat charge her phone, she go stand con set her volumptous ass for air like kite while her short gown or skirt go rise go up small giving me a full view of her ass and pant.....................she go con still dey wiggle the ass like say she dey do mini-twerk


She did this like 6 times and mumu me na con take am as green light.................the next time she came, i tried to make a move and madam threatened to scream........


As per wise king Solomon descendant, na so i just jeje lock up before dem cut man pikin prick because of rape wey e no rape............


I no know whether na true but i Later find out from one of my guy say she and one other lodge mate (her room mate who happens to be my guy's girlfriend) be bet say she go fit seduce me and i go fall...........


Since then, i no dey too trust these hoes

and even when i hear of rape stories between friends, officemates, lodgemates, aquaintances, etc i no dey believe or just jump to conclusion

the only ones i dey believe na if na total stranger just attack person con rape am........


Girls, fear them o...................i use God take beg una, FEAR GIRLS!!!!

And use your head!!!

RomanceRe: Should My Best Friend Always Hang Out With My Girlfriiend?? by samysmoothfresh: 9:32pm On Oct 14, 2018
beardlessdude:
shutdfuckup gay boy.
kiss kiss wink wink kiss kiss
RomanceRe: South African Lady Shares Explicit Content On WhatsApp, Her Parents Views It. by samysmoothfresh: 11:29am On Oct 14, 2018
bamigboyes:
Who e EPP!

RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady's Nude Pictures Leaked Online By Aggrieved Lover. Photos by samysmoothfresh: 9:33pm On Oct 13, 2018
I cant believe this bastard @op still censored the pics in his blog

mb wasted....................vaseline unused!!

RomanceRe: Nigerian Slay Queens Show Off Their Boobs #NoBraDay by samysmoothfresh: 9:11pm On Oct 13, 2018
smiley

RomanceRe: "Any Man Who Cannot Make A Woman Cum During Sex Is Completely-nigerian Lady by samysmoothfresh: 8:32pm On Oct 13, 2018
usoroh4luv:
Lol. E never reach quarrel na
cheesy cheesy

RomanceRe: South African Lady Shares Explicit Content On WhatsApp, Her Parents Views It. by samysmoothfresh:
SA girls dey always dey fvckable..................


They are not necessarily beautiful facially but damn!, their boobs, ass and pussy dey set die......

HealthRe: #nobraday: Nigerian Lady Trolled On Twitter For Uploading This by samysmoothfresh: 7:57pm On Oct 13, 2018
Team natural gone wrong

RomanceRe: Pretty Nigerian Girl Narrates The Greatest Thing She Can Do With Her Tiny Body by samysmoothfresh: 7:48pm On Oct 13, 2018
Udonminit

RomanceRe: Man Hits The Beach, Goes Completely Nude For A Photo, And This Happened (photo) by samysmoothfresh: 7:33pm On Oct 13, 2018
cyborg123:
grin grin
You guys are getting it wrong. You can't judge the size of his joystick from that shadow. What that shadow shows is a perspective image based on the angle of incidence of the sun on the inclination of the joystick.
you are wise!!!


Was about to say same.........


Though he prolly still has a small peniis (judging from his attempt to hide it) but it surely aint as small as that.........


That shiit is not even as big as my thumb

RomanceRe: 10 Pictures You Can Relate To If You've Ever Dated A Feminist by samysmoothfresh: 7:28pm On Oct 13, 2018
Tallesty1:
You're missing my point. It is possible that some guys have dated ladies that exhibited the qualities in the OP but that doesn't really mean that they're feminists.


Or are you saying that stupidity, laziness and stubbornness are the qualities of a feminist?
you are wise!


An uncle married a lady who claimed to be a feminist but she wasnt shit.....................she only used feminism as her excuse for frustrating my gee's life....................and now they are divorced after just a year and few months of marriage


these dumb feminists only exist online...,,..................the ones in reality who claim to be feminists are all just a bunch ass wipes and dumb cunts

RomanceRe: 10 Pictures You Can Relate To If You've Ever Dated A Feminist by samysmoothfresh: 7:14pm On Oct 13, 2018
That no.8 pic just burst my head cheesy


feminists are the most hypocritical cunts in the world


they want equality in doing chores, but want a man to grow some balls and be a "real man" when it comes to bills

#spits

SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Libya: Africa Cup Of Nations Qualifier - 4 - 0 (Full Time) by samysmoothfresh: 6:26pm On Oct 13, 2018
That ighalo na big goat o!!!


E no fit 6 goals for the match..................no be e mate dey score 7 for one match


idiot!!!

RomanceRe: Chioma Broke Up With Davido Because He Allegedly Impregnated Another Lady by samysmoothfresh: 5:26pm On Oct 13, 2018
MariaLavina:
Forget it Sammy, that won't be happening here and its you guys fault.

You haven't made nairaland conducive enough for ladies to pull that stunt here, damn it dude [b]you all slut shame women[\b] for the slightest things. Who wants to fall a victim? huh

Your obsession over that thread though grin
guilty as charged embarassed


is it too late to try changing things?
RomanceRe: Chioma Broke Up With Davido Because He Allegedly Impregnated Another Lady by samysmoothfresh: 5:15pm On Oct 13, 2018
MariaLavina:
Oh... I get .
Thanks for the kind words , I appreciate.


PS: If you can live with it, Your wish is my command. smiley
you dont need to thank me, it's the plain truth smiley


PS: now that we are "foends" can you do your foend (me) a favor and go post a bra-less pic of your "dot" b*****s on that thread........................trust me when i say you'll be doing I and a million and one guys a huge favor.............we've literally been waiting since morning for God to touch the heart of a kind lady to do the honors sad
RomanceRe: Chioma Broke Up With Davido Because He Allegedly Impregnated Another Lady by samysmoothfresh: 3:44pm On Oct 13, 2018
MariaLavina:
Shoot.





PS: You are high grin
TBH, i wouldnt want you making me a friend or a foe cos i dont intend making anyone here a friend nor foe sad


i live a largely stressful life off nl and i only come here to unwind nothing more...

Though If it were to be in reality, i'd have love for you to take me as a friend and prolly even begged, or maybe stalked and blackmail you till you agree to do so seeing that you're super cool, dark (God how i love dark-kinned women), smart, pretty, funny and stuff like that (i refuse to fuel your ego any further cheesy ) plus you have lots of admirers.


PS: i don't mind you placing me on the thin line between friend and foe though (lets call that position "foend" grin )..................do you mind?
RomanceRe: No Bra Day! Nairaland Babes Lets Get Started. by samysmoothfresh: 3:09pm On Oct 13, 2018

RomanceRe: Chioma Broke Up With Davido Because He Allegedly Impregnated Another Lady by samysmoothfresh: 3:07pm On Oct 13, 2018
MariaLavina:
Lol... I guess it's useless getting all mushy over some strange monikers on here.

Truth is I'm yet to decide which position you fit in , friend or foe. One minute you are all good another minute you are wining with the enemy. It's confusing.
But I decided to ignore until you sort yourself out.


PS: I'm replying this mention out of respect smiley
smiley
should i be frank with you? smiley

PS: do reply.........at least out of respect again even if it'd be negative grin
RomanceRe: No Bra Day! Nairaland Babes Lets Get Started. by samysmoothfresh: 2:28pm On Oct 13, 2018
Jamariwolff:
no jokes. back off dude.
alright!!!

RomanceRe: No Bra Day! Nairaland Babes Lets Get Started. by samysmoothfresh: 2:21pm On Oct 13, 2018
beardlessdude:
people, of course. rumor spread faster than tsunami, and dont dare think u cn keep yo gay ass hidden 4ever
shey you know thats breach of privacy.... huh


Tell me the people...........i swear i'll sue all of una
RomanceRe: No Bra Day! Nairaland Babes Lets Get Started. by samysmoothfresh: 2:12pm On Oct 13, 2018
beardlessdude:
of course it won't.
amen!!!

One last thing, where you hear say i be gay...................who tell you?

RomanceRe: No Bra Day! Nairaland Babes Lets Get Started. by samysmoothfresh: 2:05pm On Oct 13, 2018
beardlessdude:
oga are u gay?

meanwhile, that's not. his pic but some random online pic. dude is a troll, I heard he's a faq too. if yu know u know.
too much sense wee nor kee you!!

RomanceRe: No Bra Day! Nairaland Babes Lets Get Started. by samysmoothfresh: 2:03pm On Oct 13, 2018
Jamariwolff:
yes? what is it??
pls don't be mentioning me for this kan rubbish. braless picture kor, pantless photo nii
why? huh


Are you ashamed of your boobs?

RomanceRe: Does Joystick Size Matter? Igbo Women Share Their Thoughts! by samysmoothfresh: 1:55pm On Oct 13, 2018
Size does matter o


it's easier to get laid if you're huge below (by huge i mean HUGE!!!.........the one ladies can easily detect and trace it's line through your trousers) even though you're a one minute man.........


During the action, size doesnt matter but before the action, i.e to be able to get a chick wiilling to carry out the action, it does


#proud_one_minute_man_with_6_inches_c0ck

RomanceRe: Chioma Broke Up With Davido Because He Allegedly Impregnated Another Lady by samysmoothfresh: 1:38pm On Oct 13, 2018
MariaLavina:
Awwwww... Thank you smiley
you just dont start something and suddenly say "forget it" leaving the other party wondering "why?" angry
RomanceRe: No Bra Day! Nairaland Babes Lets Get Started. by samysmoothfresh: 1:17pm On Oct 13, 2018
CaptainMitch:
From your looks I thought you were a teenager but it's all good, I am very old and yet my beards don't connect.
spirit, and a good alovera lotion will surely help
RomanceRe: Man & His Fiancée Carries Their Luggage As A Traveller In Pre-wedding Photo by samysmoothfresh: 1:15pm On Oct 13, 2018
MariaLavina:
I love the car grin
angry

RomanceRe: DebbieBarbieSkinCare Whose Boyfriend Dumped For Another Woman Shares Her Story by samysmoothfresh: 1:10pm On Oct 13, 2018
MariaLavina:
Forget it.... have fun smiley
i just modified my earlier comment..............
Is that it?
RomanceRe: DebbieBarbieSkinCare Whose Boyfriend Dumped For Another Woman Shares Her Story by samysmoothfresh: 1:07pm On Oct 13, 2018
MariaLavina:
You are a sly one smiley
yea i'm sly and slick but why you saying that now? huh

Modified: dont worry, i think i know why........

"My reply to ding.bang's jab at you"..........yeah?
RomanceRe: Is Smelly Vagina Not A Function Of Physical Neatness? by samysmoothfresh(op):
stiffmeister:
Am voting for you for the minister for women affairs...

I love your comments, u r just the world BEST
i'm voting for you for the president of pussy asslickers


i love the way you asslick women with passion, you are just the world BEST!!!

RomanceRe: No Bra Day! Nairaland Babes Lets Get Started. by samysmoothfresh: 12:48pm On Oct 13, 2018
CaptainMitch:
You look cool and you are witty, I find a lot of your posts really funny. I saw what you did on Front page with Saf recently cheesy you look really young though.
even with the beard?................

............so 6months of constant use of spirit and 7k alovera lotion was all for nothing.........sad cry


i'm not "too" young though....................below mid twenties but definitely above 20...........way above 20 cool

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