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RomanceRe: OAU Alumni Hostel Gutted By Fire Tonight (photos) by samysmoothfresh: 7:27am On Oct 10, 2018
BecaciaBarbie:
Favorite Meme grin grin grin
grin grin
RomanceRe: Is Being Separated The Same As Being Married? by samysmoothfresh: 5:07am On Oct 10, 2018
LivingFree:
I Am asking for a friend wink
aaaaaaaaaaaand.................

















She fvcking slams my face with the "it's for a friend" BS................ sad



LivingFree:
I'm in this conscious dilemma, and I wanted to see other people's POV... grin
anyways i wish "your friend" and her eager-to-get-hit pussy some good luck.......... wink


#i'm out

RomanceRe: True Life Tale: Delicious Poison! How Can You Judge This? ( Mature Minds) by samysmoothfresh: 1:08am On Oct 10, 2018
I wouldnt know how to judge, but if i was annie, i'd get the judge rule in my favour cos i have an alibi...................two actually


1) the video...........which clearly proves joyce did the poisoning

2) frank the husband who prolly was aware that joyce the family's dinner


i'd then make a story up that maybe joyce got the plate mixed up or something..........but i had nothing to do with it...


Karma is a fvcking bitch
RomanceRe: S**xy Controversial Nigerian Singer,princess Vitarah, Rocks Sexy Bikini(photos) by samysmoothfresh: 12:55am On Oct 10, 2018
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RomanceRe: 15 Useful Sex Accessories To Add To The Bedroom- Cnnblog.com by samysmoothfresh: 12:46am On Oct 10, 2018
MissRaine69:
Whips Chains Handcuffs Cockring Cream Honey Candles Dog collar Rope Harness I think that covers the essentials
who the fvck are you?....................some BDSM freak?

RomanceRe: How Many Bodycount Is Ok For A Lady? by samysmoothfresh: 12:28am On Oct 10, 2018
The nairaland feminists have taken over the thread @the two dimwits three places above me

RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been In A Relationship Where The Other Party Is Leaving Naija by samysmoothfresh:
Yea i have except that i followed her to the bus stop not airport..................she was gonna go the italy by road and then through the sea


i cried but not cos i'll miss her, but cos i knew she prolly wont survive

RomanceRe: Is Being Separated The Same As Being Married? by samysmoothfresh:
LivingFree:
Who knows how long it could last huh

It's still the same analogy embarassed
roughly a year.....


These things (divorce) dont take too long except theres a kid(s) caught in the cross fire......




But you dont have to worry cos from what i see, you're prolly still young and pretty so i...........




Any child from the marriage BTw?
RomanceRe: Is Being Separated The Same As Being Married? by samysmoothfresh: 11:59pm On Oct 09, 2018
LivingFree:
Divorce cost money, and some people do genuinely end a relationship, and want to go back out there to date. It feels like a guy being broke and if you don't stick with him and he makes it out of that situation and you miss out...
All the more reason you should keep playing the "good-loving-supportive girlfriend while this whole shiiiit lasts...


hilarious analogy BTW....

RomanceRe: Actress Cossy Ojiakor Says She Needs Really Hot S×x Tonight (photos) by samysmoothfresh: 11:36pm On Oct 09, 2018
Apart from her ass and maybe boobs, every single thing about this bitch utterly disgusts me


#spits

RomanceRe: Is Being Separated The Same As Being Married? by samysmoothfresh: 11:32pm On Oct 09, 2018
LivingFree:
What if the Pusey wants to be hit... tongue
ah.........aint sure if the pussy knows what's best for it but i'd advise you put a leash on it if it badly wants to get hit..............



Or you can as well let him take a tiny wincy bite and come back here in two weeks time to create a thread with these words "Men are Scum" written in bold print

RomanceRe: Speed Darlington Says Onyi Alex’s Butt “doesn’t Look Natural” Check Out Photos by samysmoothfresh: 11:23pm On Oct 09, 2018
I always thought that biitches ass was fake........
It has that "too good to be true" look...................

RomanceRe: Is Being Separated The Same As Being Married? by samysmoothfresh: 11:19pm On Oct 09, 2018
From a guy's POV, Seperation literally means


"Woman, we gonna live at seperate places to give our selves some time to think.......................you're free to explore and prolly find new options during this period, but hey, WE STILL MARRIED!!!.................the papers say so."


now i dont know, but i'm pretty certain it's the same from a lady's POV



make the mister get the divorce first before giving him that pussy......

In the meanwhile time, keep acting the good-loving-supportive girlfriend part but DO NOT, i repeat, DO NOT LET HIM HIT THAT SHIIIT........THE DOMINICAN (or wherever the fvck you from) PUSSY!!!

RomanceRe: Ladies, What Would You Do If You Find Out Your Man Is Cheating On You With A Man by samysmoothfresh: 11:05pm On Oct 09, 2018
Any woman whose husband cheats on her with a fellow man OR leaves her for a fellow should please KILL HERSELF!!!!!



With all the sexiness, DD to E boobs, clean shaved pussy with huge clitoris, well rounded ass etc, your husband still left you, not for a bitch or hoe, but for a fvcking man with a 5-inch dick, rock hard bottom, unshaved ampits etc........


Babe just kill yourself cos theres either something big wrong with you or your hubby's cursed........

RomanceRe: Meet Casmir, A Beautiful Air Force Officer And Sexy Fitness Trainer (photos) by samysmoothfresh: 10:53pm On Oct 09, 2018
Ok.............so i have met her.

I have seen her sleeping boobs and rock hard body............


What next Op?..............wetin you want make we do na?

RomanceRe: OAU Alumni Hostel Gutted By Fire Tonight (photos) by samysmoothfresh: 10:42pm On Oct 09, 2018
IrokoOluwere:
Clown!
gerraout!

RomanceRe: OAU Alumni Hostel Gutted By Fire Tonight (photos) by samysmoothfresh: 10:02pm On Oct 09, 2018
IrokoOluwere:
[s][/s]......

RomanceRe: OAU Alumni Hostel Gutted By Fire Tonight (photos) by samysmoothfresh: 9:56pm On Oct 09, 2018
I'm sure the fire resulted from some damaged hot plate.............
Thank God no life was lost sha


In other news:
Buhari just won the 2019 elections.......

A bag of rice is now sold at 50k
A litre of fuel #1000
A keg of palm wine #22,000
sanitary pad #80,000
bag of cement #75,000
etc....
And the worst of all, a pack of condom is now sold at 500k.

Hardship is on the land and the #nigeria_is_doomed movement have just begun on all social media networks...

Lawd save us

RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady ''offers'' To Become Atiku Abubakar's Fourth Wife by samysmoothfresh: 6:32pm On Oct 09, 2018
UncleNnamdi:
It's better to make such offer openly, than to pretentiously give it in secret.

My only disappointment is that I opened this thread hoping to see a young lady but ended up seeing a living fossil.

RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady ''offers'' To Become Atiku Abubakar's Fourth Wife by samysmoothfresh:
Millenniumlady:
I don't know if he he will consider my offer to be his side cheek cry
"side cheek" kor butt cheek nii

RomanceRe: See Reaction As A Man Knelt Down To Propose To His Gay Lover In Kenya by samysmoothfresh: 3:41am On Oct 09, 2018
I dont have a problem with the couple........

The problem i have is with the 3 idiots at the background smilling and taking pics of this shiiit..... undecided


truly the world has lost it's morals.......


Make i do rapture myself jareh................this world don tire me

RomanceRe: Lady Dating A Married Man Celebrates Third Anniversary by samysmoothfresh: 9:54pm On Oct 08, 2018
Girls!!

They are never satisfied with their own things...............


They will always covet and prefer their neighbor's thing

be it pad, shoe, bra, boobs, panties, man etc..........

Men full everywhere but na another person man she say she want and very soon, another hoe go say na this hoe man wey be originally the very first hoe man she want......


#confusion

RomanceRe: Beautiful Lady Says She Wants To Be A IndecentStar Posts Her Nude Photos On FB by samysmoothfresh: 3:04pm On Oct 08, 2018
The fvck is this? undecided

why is her pant looking like pampers



to think i picked my vaseline before opening the thread cos i saw "nude" angry


#spits on op's head and walks out of thread with vaseline cup in hand


#comes back into thread and stone her flat yansh with vaseline cup


#spits and walk out of thread

RomanceRe: Why Do People Refer To Sex As Just Mere "10mins Enjoyment"? by samysmoothfresh: 10:45am On Oct 08, 2018
Gaspardd:
Have u ever had an orgasm before? I bet its a No and i am sure u never will

RomanceRe: Why Do People Refer To Sex As Just Mere "10mins Enjoyment"? by samysmoothfresh: 10:43am On Oct 08, 2018
Teespice:
I am going to sound really vulgar.

the person who said it is just ten minutes enjoyment needs to be stoned.

do you know the work both parties put in to make it pleasurable and memorable

do you know how many orgasms are involved that can make one so satisfied, sated and sleepy afterwards. then you wake up feeling relaxed, stronger, and active to work

nobody should sha annoy me this morning.
in your mind now, this shiiit you wrote is vulgar? undecided



#do and come and be annoyed

RomanceRe: Actress Moyo Lawal Shares Sexy New Photos by samysmoothfresh: 2:47pm On Oct 07, 2018
Ah!!..........why did my dick not get erect..........not eeven a slight nod? shocked


could it be that it finally understands not all shiiit is suppose to get it excited.................or i could as well have some erectile infection







oh well.,........



#Drops vaseline, picks up chair and walks out of thread....

RomanceRe: Lady Who Earns N850k Complains Man Who Earns N200k Didn't Take Care Of Her by samysmoothfresh: 1:00pm On Oct 07, 2018
funmisticqueen:
submission is not slavery, remember the next verse says that husbands should love their wives the way christ loved the church that he died for it. how many men can do that?
the devil and his demons know more about the scriptures than the christians themselves.............................


No wonder they easily refer to it in a bid to defend themselves and deceive other people


if you know you know

RomanceRe: Should My Best Friend Always Hang Out With My Girlfriiend?? by samysmoothfresh: 12:46pm On Oct 07, 2018
Why
Mizk:
Nope undecided
?
RomanceRe: Should My Best Friend Always Hang Out With My Girlfriiend?? by samysmoothfresh: 11:40am On Oct 07, 2018
Great smiley
Mizk:
I am good, you?
081007****4
should i complete it?
RomanceRe: Should My Best Friend Always Hang Out With My Girlfriiend?? by samysmoothfresh:
Mizk:
Obviously cheesy
thought as much cheesy


and how's the queen of the k-gang faring wink
RomanceRe: Tips On Taking A London Girl On A Date by samysmoothfresh: 11:02pm On Oct 06, 2018
Saff!!!!

Saaaaaaaaaaaaff!!!





TF is saff when one needs her?

RomanceRe: Should My Best Friend Always Hang Out With My Girlfriiend?? by samysmoothfresh: 10:59pm On Oct 06, 2018
CaptainMitch:
I always love when people disappoint me, it shows me where to place them. Don't mind me, I like fine boys, if you aren't handsome we can't be friends.
now this is plain awkward................


Mizk, is this niggie gay?

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