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LivingFree:aaaaaaaaaaaand................. She fvcking slams my face with the "it's for a friend" BS................ ![]() LivingFree:anyways i wish "your friend" and her eager-to-get-hit pussy some good luck.......... ![]() #i'm out
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I wouldnt know how to judge, but if i was annie, i'd get the judge rule in my favour cos i have an alibi...................two actually 1) the video...........which clearly proves joyce did the poisoning 2) frank the husband who prolly was aware that joyce the family's dinner i'd then make a story up that maybe joyce got the plate mixed up or something..........but i had nothing to do with it... Karma is a fvcking bitch |
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MissRaine69:who the fvck are you?....................some BDSM freak?
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The nairaland feminists have taken over the thread @the two dimwits three places above me
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Yea i have except that i followed her to the bus stop not airport..................she was gonna go the italy by road and then through the sea i cried but not cos i'll miss her, but cos i knew she prolly wont survive
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LivingFree:roughly a year..... These things (divorce) dont take too long except theres a kid(s) caught in the cross fire...... But you dont have to worry cos from what i see, you're prolly still young and pretty so i........... Any child from the marriage BTw? |
LivingFree:All the more reason you should keep playing the "good-loving-supportive girlfriend while this whole shiiiit lasts... hilarious analogy BTW....
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Apart from her ass and maybe boobs, every single thing about this bitch utterly disgusts me #spits
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LivingFree:ah.........aint sure if the pussy knows what's best for it but i'd advise you put a leash on it if it badly wants to get hit.............. Or you can as well let him take a tiny wincy bite and come back here in two weeks time to create a thread with these words "Men are Scum" written in bold print
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I always thought that biitches ass was fake........ It has that "too good to be true" look...................
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From a guy's POV, Seperation literally means "Woman, we gonna live at seperate places to give our selves some time to think.......................you're free to explore and prolly find new options during this period, but hey, WE STILL MARRIED!!!.................the papers say so." now i dont know, but i'm pretty certain it's the same from a lady's POV make the mister get the divorce first before giving him that pussy...... In the meanwhile time, keep acting the good-loving-supportive girlfriend part but DO NOT, i repeat, DO NOT LET HIM HIT THAT SHIIIT........THE DOMINICAN (or wherever the fvck you from) PUSSY!!!
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Any woman whose husband cheats on her with a fellow man OR leaves her for a fellow should please KILL HERSELF!!!!! With all the sexiness, DD to E boobs, clean shaved pussy with huge clitoris, well rounded ass etc, your husband still left you, not for a bitch or hoe, but for a fvcking man with a 5-inch dick, rock hard bottom, unshaved ampits etc........ Babe just kill yourself cos theres either something big wrong with you or your hubby's cursed........
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Ok.............so i have met her. I have seen her sleeping boobs and rock hard body............ What next Op?..............wetin you want make we do na?
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IrokoOluwere:gerraout!
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IrokoOluwere:
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I'm sure the fire resulted from some damaged hot plate............. Thank God no life was lost sha In other news: Buhari just won the 2019 elections....... A bag of rice is now sold at 50k A litre of fuel #1000 A keg of palm wine #22,000 sanitary pad #80,000 bag of cement #75,000 etc.... And the worst of all, a pack of condom is now sold at 500k. Hardship is on the land and the #nigeria_is_doomed movement have just begun on all social media networks... Lawd save us
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UncleNnamdi:
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Millenniumlady:"side cheek" kor butt cheek nii
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I dont have a problem with the couple........ The problem i have is with the 3 idiots at the background smilling and taking pics of this shiiit..... ![]() truly the world has lost it's morals....... Make i do rapture myself jareh................this world don tire me
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Girls!! They are never satisfied with their own things............... They will always covet and prefer their neighbor's thing be it pad, shoe, bra, boobs, panties, man etc.......... Men full everywhere but na another person man she say she want and very soon, another hoe go say na this hoe man wey be originally the very first hoe man she want...... #confusion
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The fvck is this? ![]() why is her pant looking like pampers to think i picked my vaseline before opening the thread cos i saw "nude" ![]() #spits on op's head and walks out of thread with vaseline cup in hand #comes back into thread and stone her flat yansh with vaseline cup #spits and walk out of thread
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Gaspardd:
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Teespice:in your mind now, this shiiit you wrote is vulgar? ![]() #do and come and be annoyed
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Ah!!..........why did my dick not get erect..........not eeven a slight nod? could it be that it finally understands not all shiiit is suppose to get it excited.................or i could as well have some erectile infection oh well.,........ #Drops vaseline, picks up chair and walks out of thread....
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funmisticqueen:the devil and his demons know more about the scriptures than the christians themselves............................. No wonder they easily refer to it in a bid to defend themselves and deceive other people if you know you know
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Why Mizk:? |
Saff!!!! Saaaaaaaaaaaaff!!! TF is saff when one needs her?
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CaptainMitch:now this is plain awkward................ Mizk, is this niggie gay?
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