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RomanceRe: Lady Set To Wed In Few Hrs, Caught Pant Down With Ex Boyfriend At The Same Hotel by samysmoothfresh: 1:00pm On Oct 29, 2018
Amakavula:
Lies! no lady would ruin her life this way. She already hit the jackpot why waste it ?
see this one!...........you never see anything


you dont know that some girls can be soooooo foolish, ungrateful and senseless


that is why okafor's law (a pussy fvcked by a man can never be un-fvcked by that man but can definitely be re-fvcked by that same man) will always be a constant in their lives.


True, this story may well be some made up BS but it doesnt mean it cant happen..................women, fear them!!!
RomanceRe: Different Types Of Nigerian Ladies In Bed (meme) by samysmoothfresh: 9:56pm On Oct 28, 2018
Homeboiy:
I hate when they ask me if it's tight


Wow I have experienced all


I wan see memes on runs girls
SINZ:
I've experienced all of them.
EVILFOREST:
I have experienced almost all.
CyberWolf:
Is this not tosyn2much work huh ... Anyway I
Think I’ve experienced all but 21 and 24 dey burst my head grin
Randy100:
I experienced number 8 yesterday. The thing dey depress me.
carzola:
I can't believe I've experience
All and more...
i just check the "book of life" and i no see any of these guys name for inside

e sure me die say all of dem dey go hell fire

RomanceRe: Help,my Sex Drive Is Too High. by samysmoothfresh: 4:09pm On Oct 27, 2018
Oga the best option is to cut it off


matthew something vs something : "......if any of your body member will lead you to hell, cut it off........."


the meaning of this verse is as clear as buhari's failure in ruling this country


so oga, cut it off!!!
RomanceRe: Romantic Pre Wedding Photos Of A Lady With Her Disabled Man by samysmoothfresh:
ChiefAzubuike:
She's pregnant. Obviously the guy drugged her and forced himself on her. To avoid embarrassment, she was forced to marry him.

But their sexually life will be zero. How can you kneel down to enjoy d0ggy when your leg is paining you.
You're stupid. Obviously the stretch marks in your brain is more than the ones in your inverted buttocks

RomanceRe: Two Nairalanders Celebrate Their Anniversary Today!!! by samysmoothfresh: 9:14pm On Oct 26, 2018
LuciferYaweh:
So far, you have become irrelevant on Nairaland. Hell, nobody pays any attention to your nonsense anymore ever since I exposed you for who you are – a sex-starved, frustrated, passive-aggressive, jilted, overused & dumped, evening newspaper hiding under the feminism tag, spreading hate and promoting violence against men all in a bid to attract suitors to your diminished self.


Not only are you still single, obese and unwanted at 34, you are now seen as a symbol for menopause worldwide all thanks to me.
cheesy



You’re making a big fool of yourself and even I never envisaged you descending to such pathetic level


The psychopath in me is about to be unleashed. I have toyed with my food for too long and I shall be moving in for the kill imminently. I will make you understand firsthand, that there are beings in this world that enjoy perpetrating evil without motive nor benefit, without contrition nor caution – just plain evil.

When I am done with you, you will seek suicide but it shall flee from you.
chisos!!!!

Guy why so much bitterness

RomanceRe: Princeofilorins' Prewedding Pics by samysmoothfresh: 8:54pm On Oct 26, 2018
Congratulations princeofogun


your wife looks lovely and you handsome.................cute adorable kids loading........

RomanceRe: Loose Hoes Everywhere, How I Used 2000 Naira To Collect Nude Pic by samysmoothfresh: 8:48pm On Oct 26, 2018
Who be all these shameless men wey dey quote fara.no dey fool themselves? undecided
#spits

RomanceRe: I m Inlove With A Love Pedler by samysmoothfresh: 10:03pm On Oct 24, 2018
college12:
i have tried to initiate a conversation for both of us but shesnever interested in any talk, i been considering to write her a letter and send her a card[i](im sorry card)[/i] and maybe buy her flowers. i dont know if that will work
wow!.......oga is trully in love o shocked


send her the apology card, coupled with a few gifts and as added bonus, some flowers


lets just hope it's gonna be worth


though i still think this is either a case of "the vagina too sweet to let go" or "babe don jazz maga"


anyways, op good luck!!
RomanceRe: Man Gets Rejected By His Girlfriend After Proposing To Her With A Lamborghini by samysmoothfresh: 4:01pm On Oct 24, 2018
Earthbound:
Less is more.

Simplicity wins it everytime.

No Nigerian woman born of water and blood can say no to such a proposal. True or false true?
i choose the "true" with the capital letter "T"


even though the relationship don last for only 2days, them go still say "yes i will marry the lamborghini you"

RomanceRe: ‘Guys Please Stop Using Manpower, We Deserve Free And Fair Erection'- Lady Says by samysmoothfresh: 3:54pm On Oct 24, 2018
Aditii:
She has a point. Only jobless, broke and lazy men use such enhancers. If they truly had important things to do, idling someone's daughter in the name of sex would be the least of their worries. Sex to them would not be a do or die. affair. But unfortunately, the average Nigerian man is sex obsessed. It's a disease that has late deep into their psyche so that's why they are dying like rats everyday when the build up of such substances in their system finally kills them.
undecided

RomanceRe: Some Ladies Can Be Unnecessarily Rude And Insulting Over Nothing, (screenshots) by samysmoothfresh:
Hahhahahahaha lwkmd


i knew this small boy was a mad man but i never knew he was a funny mad man who also displays his madness outside nl


#when two mad people jam

RomanceRe: It Is My Birthday Today....... by samysmoothfresh: 2:56pm On Oct 24, 2018
Twoclans:
Sweetie they are just the works of an artist Raffael Marinetti (look closely u will see his signature)

No biggie to it wink meanwhile its pusyiters birthday ,wish him a happy birthday .
so you love art innit?


Who's pusyiter?
RomanceRe: I m Inlove With A Love Pedler by samysmoothfresh:
1) ".......for 6 years......."


i no dey judge you o but guy man na wah for you o....................you just dey visit ashawo corner for the past 6years...........6years!!!...........6years!!!!!!!..............even buhari no go rule for 6years wey you just waste throway for ashawo body......
By rough estimate, i sure say you suppose don dey reach 30 while the ahsawo wey be the love of your life suppose dey btw 29-40............na wah o


2) "......i cheated on her.......".


This phrase just burst my head................so you cheated on your olosho with another olosho...........issoraite


3) "........i perceive i'm in love with her......".
".......i cannot do without her......".
"......if this is love, why did it come to me without my consent?. Why did it come to me unawares"................


Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahha...............lwkmd!!!!


4) ".....my heart have been bleeding for almost a year now ever since we had this misundrstanding."

so the misunderstanding has lasted a year?.............so technically, you fvcked your ashawo, the love of your life for 6years and then cheated on her with her next door neighbor, whom you fvcked for a year...............meaning you have been visiting the brothrel and fvcking oloshos for 7years in total and not 6years as earlier presumed.................issoraite......




What you should do?


As a typical black man and a fellow human and nairalander, i will advice you to stop visiting the brothrel and then go for intense and immense delieverance in a bible believing church so your destiny, worth, sense, and reasoning can be restored, and your bleeding heart healed..


But as a man who gives zero fvck about your life, i'll advice you to follow your heart and find a way to make her forgive you (buy her gifts, give her money, take her out etc) and later propose to her and marry her!

RomanceRe: It Is My Birthday Today....... by samysmoothfresh: 2:05pm On Oct 24, 2018
Twoclans:
Happy birthday dear kiss Plenty money fall on you kiss Plenty grooving fall on you kiss Plenty new opportunities fall on you kiss Plenty better friends fall on you kiss Plenty better babes fall on you wink kiss
Happy birthday to the adorable pusyiter kiss
na wah o
which kain pictures dis babe dey always put for im profile sef

RomanceRe: .. by samysmoothfresh:
Aditii:
Very typical. Wasn't expecting any less from you. Dirty, perverted, rapist son of a who re. You were obviously not raised right. I spit on you and your upbringing
woah babe!........how the fvck did you miss the humour in that niggie's post..................


You really need to chillax and take a cup of cold "humold" green tea to relax smiley

and i sincerely hope you get the humour in this post so "myself and my upbringing" don't get spat on too
RomanceRe: Guys How Do You Deal With Sexual Urges? Aka Blue Balls by samysmoothfresh: 9:20am On Oct 24, 2018
Cut it off!!
RomanceRe: Girls And Snubbing Unreasonably! by samysmoothfresh: 8:47am On Oct 24, 2018
They way una dey use adjectives and adverbs anyhow eh

how can one snub "unreasonably"
RomanceRe: I Don't Know If I Can Ever Get My Life Back Together by samysmoothfresh: 8:45am On Oct 24, 2018
Ilamina:
This guy from Cameroon called me useless because I can't Cook

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Juventus (0 - 1) On 23rd October 2018 by samysmoothfresh: 9:29pm On Oct 23, 2018
Reference:
He is a linear striker. You need to set him up, lay it on a plate for him to score. His first touch is awful, close control poor and he doesn't have the skill to dribble past a mannequin. Jose mistakenly thought he was buying a Drogba. Got a tree trunk instead.

Even someone like the late Yekini made up for his poor on the ball skills with a blistering pace and a cannon shot. The only thing Lukaku can do comfortably is to shield, hold up the ball and a decent heading ability. Everything else is MLS standard.

Nairaland GeneralRe: A Male Nairalander Harassed Me Today by samysmoothfresh: 7:12pm On Oct 23, 2018
Jesus Christ!!!!.............

I no fit believe say i just waste 14mins of my life reading through 9 pages of shiit...........utter shiit!!!


Many dumb people full this nl sha........male and female alike!
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Male Nairalander Harassed Me Today by samysmoothfresh: 2:22pm On Oct 23, 2018
TheOdd1sOut:
is it me or is this guy writing style similar to the culprit?
detective odd1sout

Nairaland GeneralRe: A Male Nairalander Harassed Me Today by samysmoothfresh: 2:17pm On Oct 23, 2018
QueenBelle:
its not funny o
it is!

Nairaland GeneralRe: A Male Nairalander Harassed Me Today by samysmoothfresh: 2:01pm On Oct 23, 2018
The guy na mad man o cheesy

see insult

RomanceRe: Reasons Not To Be Paying Your Girlfriend's School Fees. by samysmoothfresh: 9:34am On Oct 23, 2018
Briee:
Na watin be this for my mention? Mpia gi angry

RomanceRe: Reasons Not To Be Paying Your Girlfriend's School Fees. by samysmoothfresh: 9:26am On Oct 23, 2018
Briee:
Brokeys, food don done, oya come attack ladiesgrin
shut up!

RomanceRe: THIS New Photos Of The World's Hottest Grandma' Will Make Your Joystick Stand by samysmoothfresh: 9:53am On Oct 22, 2018
Mtcheeeew

my joy no even rise talk more or less of the stick
RomanceRe: Should A Girlfriend Wash Her Boyfriend's Clothes? by samysmoothfresh: 2:37pm On Oct 21, 2018
ImaIma1:
So is paying her school fees payment for washing his clothes? Don't get me wrong, I am not saying she cannot relieve him of that stress by helping. But should it be a tit for tat situation?

[s]So in future if she becomes the sole provider...paying the children's school fees and paying rent and taking care of absolutely everything, will it be ok for her to say he should wash her clothes including underwears. Afterall, it will save her money since he is not doing anything. [/s]

But that is not how relationships work. It is not conditional. If i do something for my man, it is not to use it as a weapon to get him to pay back.
we're talking about the situation on ground this one dey talk about future undecided



oga pays her school fees and gives her allowee monthly and unfailingly (things her parents should be doing)

least she can do is help him wash his clothes seeing that he's not always chanced to do so while knowing fully well that the reason he is not chanced is cos he's working hard for money to in context, "pay your school fees and give you constant allowee"



meanwhile fear all these people wey dey always use "what if" or "in the future" to twist current situations..................they are diabolic!!!
RomanceRe: Questions About The Ooni Of Ife by samysmoothfresh: 12:55pm On Oct 21, 2018
Just passing
RomanceRe: I'm Not Into Adult Movie For Money, Rather For Passion — Nigerian Slay Queen by samysmoothfresh: 12:43pm On Oct 21, 2018
So this one too is a "mother"


honestly, i pity the next generation cos na dem go suffer am pass, dey more wild, daring, stupid and shameless...........


Meanwhile, If you really do it for passion, go lagos make you go fvck theodd1sout for free (con give am HIV)


ugly girl!!
RomanceRe: . by samysmoothfresh: 10:57pm On Oct 20, 2018
Na wah o
man acting like some crazy bitch

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