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Romance › Re: Im Looking For This Naija Song. Pls Help. Song Found, Update* by samysmoothfresh: 12:02am On Oct 12, 2018

Jamariwolff:
oooh durh. play the pity game now. go pop on a dick gay boy.

Romance › Re: Im Looking For This Naija Song. Pls Help. Song Found, Update* by samysmoothfresh: 11:59pm On Oct 11, 2018

Jamariwolff:
fûck your fûcking enlarged rectum. faQQOT

wow

what a way to thank someone who helped you undecided

Romance › Re: Im Looking For This Naija Song. Pls Help. Song Found, Update* by samysmoothfresh: 11:51pm On Oct 11, 2018

Jamariwolff:
oooh. the gay boy you are. smh
thanks for ur help tho.

fvck you!!!!

Romance › Re: Im Looking For This Naija Song. Pls Help. Song Found, Update* by samysmoothfresh: 11:48pm On Oct 11, 2018

Jamariwolff:
ok. I've seen your number on your siggy. what network is that.

nvm............i dont need your fvcking card

thats my bf's number BTW

Romance › Re: Im Looking For This Naija Song. Pls Help. Song Found, Update* by samysmoothfresh: 11:33pm On Oct 11, 2018

Jamariwolff:
guy you're good. God. the song is no 4 Ege.

thank soooo much.

oya time for bargain sweetie

i know

so what do i get?..............a trip to dubai?...............a pack of condom?

Romance › Re: Sexual Frustration Of A Physically Challenged by samysmoothfresh: 11:28pm On Oct 11, 2018

Op is cool on the outside but suffers on the inside

make money and watch them rush you.........

Even if you're black and ugly with a physical defect, as far as you have the money, a naija girl will say No you're not black ugly and handicapped but rather you're chocolate dark, handsome on the inside and whole in her heart

make money!!!........make fvcking bloody money!!

Romance › Re: Im Looking For This Naija Song. Pls Help. Song Found, Update* by samysmoothfresh: 11:13pm On Oct 11, 2018

Jamariwolff:
I didn't dance alone.

I had T-shirt and trousers on.

who wears T-shirt and trousers to a club these days? undecided

anyways i can swear it's either one of these songs

1)dj exclusive ft slimcase and mzkiss- shempe

2) ola dips ft reminisce- lalakukulala

3)dj exclusive ft reminisce- slay mama

4) danny s- ege

5) lavish ghost ft slimcase- lavish (the song i downloaded)

6)zlatan bile ft olamide- my body

7) dj sidez ft slimcase and master T

if it's niether of these songs, trust me when i say you're never gonna find the song cool

time for bargaining!!!

Romance › Re: Im Looking For This Naija Song. Pls Help. Song Found, Update* by samysmoothfresh: 10:52pm On Oct 11, 2018

Jamariwolff:
you're a clown. stop these games and help me already.

ok.....fine

answer these two questions and i'll help (we'll still get to bargain later tho)

did you dance alone?

What did you have on that day?

Romance › Re: Im Looking For This Naija Song. Pls Help. Song Found, Update* by samysmoothfresh: 10:35pm On Oct 11, 2018

Jamariwolff:
no I was high and couldn't hear the fast wordings. I was just dancing to it

were you dancing alone?.......................

cos if you were, i'm sure you'd have still picked a word seeing you had/have so much interest in the song

Romance › Re: Im Looking For This Naija Song. Pls Help. Song Found, Update* by samysmoothfresh: 10:29pm On Oct 11, 2018

Jamariwolff:
seriously?
just tell me d name of this song already na

dont worry, i will................but first tell me,

didnt you catch a phrase or at least a word from the song you could use to search for it?

I downloaded the song i heard in the club (which i strongly believe is the same song you're looking for) using a phrase i picked from the lyrics while the song was playing........

Romance › Re: Pls,how Do I Overcome This Nonsense by samysmoothfresh: 10:23pm On Oct 11, 2018

QueenBelle:
in the long run, his isolation will make him depressed

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Romance › Re: Im Looking For This Naija Song. Pls Help. Song Found, Update* by samysmoothfresh: 10:20pm On Oct 11, 2018

Jamariwolff:
OK extract the beat am waiting.

working on it.

How do i send it to you....................i dont think one can send audio plays here

Romance › Re: Pls,how Do I Overcome This Nonsense by samysmoothfresh: 10:17pm On Oct 11, 2018

QueenBelle:
Its a stage in life sir. Don't fall into depression please. Remember that there are people who care about you

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Romance › Re: Im Looking For This Naija Song. Pls Help. Song Found, Update* by samysmoothfresh: 10:14pm On Oct 11, 2018*

Jamariwolff:
please I'm really serious.

just say the name of the song.
it has a very fast beat, just like olamide's wo.
talk pls, we'll bargain after that.

i am too...........

Yea it's like olamide's "wo"..................i heard it at a club 2 weeks ago and downloaded it

Lemme see if i can extract the beat alone with one of my music edit apps so you'd confirm if it's the song

i'm not telling you the artist or song title till after we've bargained though

Romance › Re: Im Looking For This Naija Song. Pls Help. Song Found, Update* by samysmoothfresh: 10:06pm On Oct 11, 2018

Jamariwolff:
lol. do the job first.

ok recharge card of 100# of whatever line u use.

is recharge card something?................what will i use it for? undecided

it's wise to bargain before carrying out a job............

So I ask again, what something will you give me cos trust me, i know the song you talking about...............i heard it in a club too.

Romance › Re: Im Looking For This Naija Song. Pls Help. Song Found, Update* by samysmoothfresh: 9:59pm On Oct 11, 2018

Jamariwolff:
I just heard it twice in the club, the beat is crazy, super dope.
I dunno the name of the song, nor the artist or the lyrics.
but it's def a new song, 2017 or 2018

pls if u suspect you know the name of the song wit super crazy beats, pls drop the name of the song. lemme try downloading it and I promise you smething if its the song am looking for.

thanks

what something?

Romance › Re: Ever Been Tried By Your Partner Before? by samysmoothfresh: 9:48pm On Oct 11, 2018

Iamhisqueen:
Hello fellow nairalanders.I know it's late but I just can't help but share this here. Here it goes...
Have you ever been tried by your partner?Like been tested to know your reaction to a particular situation or to know whether you have been faithful?And how did you feel when you found out?I am going through this and feel betrayed even though he has apologized a thousand times.
Your opinions will be highly appreciated.

what did he do?

Romance › Re: “no Sex Till After Marriage, My Body Is Temple Of The Holy Spirit — Slay Queen by samysmoothfresh: 8:51pm On Oct 11, 2018

Rityonyi:
Go girl! Team zip-up all the way!!

queen chef, what year did you join the "team"?

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Romance › Re: “no Sex Till After Marriage, My Body Is Temple Of The Holy Spirit — Slay Queen by samysmoothfresh: 8:46pm On Oct 11, 2018

Fierce11:
Them don Bleep this one tire.. She con dey form temple of celibacy.. I laugh in mufasa roaring because na linda ikeji style we go see.. I'm celibate for about 2years now, but las las, pikin go land next two weeks.

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Romance › Re: Body Count by samysmoothfresh: 8:33pm On Oct 11, 2018

ArchangeLucifer:
Can we include masturbation?

Romance › Re: Man Searches For A Wife On Twitter. States The Attributes. See Reactions (Photo) by samysmoothfresh: 8:26pm On Oct 11, 2018

Man in desperate need of wife ? huh

Are you about to die and really need to reproduce before dying? cos ayam not understanding the desperation inside this matter o

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Romance › Re: Don't Marry A Woman That Doesn't Like Money. by samysmoothfresh: 8:13pm On Oct 11, 2018

True!!!!!!

Dont marry the ones that do not like money cos no matter how poor you are, they will not motivate you to do better, and never marry the ones that like money, (especially the ones wey like money too much) cos they will suck you, your destiny, future and your very existence dry ............instead,

marry the ones that have money!!!!!!!

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Romance › Re: Funny Conversation Between A Couple Concerning Birth Control (PHOTOS) by samysmoothfresh: 8:08pm On Oct 11, 2018

this is fvcking hilarious!!! cheesy

this is how talking with me F-wife is gonna be....................we gonna be free with ourselves and use the word "fvck" where ever and whenever we want to cheesy

funny couple, funny chat, funny........

Romance › Re: “no Sex Till After Marriage, My Body Is Temple Of The Holy Spirit — Slay Queen by samysmoothfresh: 7:51pm On Oct 11, 2018

More like no sex again till after marriage, my body......."

those boobs look like they've already been harvested some 2-3years ago.................................she's definitely not a virgin

@ those people "condemning her dressing", what does her dressing got to do with her resolve to pause sex till after marriage? undecided

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Romance › Re: Man Teaches His Fiancée How To Ride Bicycle In Pre-wedding Photo by samysmoothfresh: 7:36pm On Oct 11, 2018

Na soso pre-wedding pics this blogger dey always post sef?

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Romance › Re: When Naija Men Say "But He Still Fûcked You" Like It's My Loss. Smh by samysmoothfresh: 7:27pm On Oct 11, 2018

DaddyNimo:
them Don fork this one delete her number!!! lolzzzzzz

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Romance › Re: Chioma Broke Up With Davido Because He Allegedly Impregnated Another Lady by samysmoothfresh: 7:18pm On Oct 11, 2018

Preshy561:
Isn't she a chef?
What's wrong with some ladies and hateful comments.
Smh.

how many people would have known her or what she does if she wasn't dating davido?

Did you know or care to know who she was before she started dating davido?

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Romance › Re: Woman Marries Herself As Parents Continue Pester Her For Husband by samysmoothfresh: 5:47pm On Oct 11, 2018

I wish her a happy married life with lots of children

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Romance › Re: Woman Marries Herself As Parents Continue Pester Her For Husband by samysmoothfresh: 5:41pm On Oct 11, 2018*

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If she throw that flower, i sure say nobody go gree catch am..................

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Romance › Re: Describe Mrbolt In One Word! (100% Truth) by samysmoothfresh: 5:23pm On Oct 11, 2018

OdikwaRisky:
this stupid scammer don dey get wings oh ...yiu think say w don forget

shut up

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Romance › Re: Lady Abandoned On Her Wedding Day By Her Partner Of 10Yrs Cries For Unpaid Bills by samysmoothfresh: 11:19am On Oct 11, 2018

MariaLavina:
The lady should have known better. The writings were on the wall but she was blinded by desperation. Pity!

you're................ @dp

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Romance › Re: What Comes To Your Mind In The Morning When You Are With Your Girl or Your Man? by samysmoothfresh: 10:47am On Oct 11, 2018

Mcy56:
You start preparation for Sunday service, if it's working days, you start preparing to go out and hussle for the day.

You aren't serious with those your memes o.

you're hilarious cheesy

and on saturday?

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