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Romance › Re: Most Girls Dont Marry Who They Really Love. They Just Marry Whos Available. by samysmoothfresh: 3:52pm On Nov 26, 2018

7ftMan:
Girls marry for money, money, money. If you think it is love, you are the living ATM and cash cow women have raised to believe otherwise. The female heart can't feel an advanced emotion like Love. Only God and men Know and feel love.

saff

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Romance › Re: Can You Marry Someone Whose Nude Photos/video Has Leaked On Social Media?? by samysmoothfresh: 3:35pm On Nov 26, 2018

Theoritically, if she is a virgin, yes!!

But technically most of the women whose nude photos or video were exposed are not virgins.

Hence logically, my answer is NO

saff can you?

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Romance › Re: If We Are Dating & I Find Out You Play Sports Betting, It’s Over - Nigerian Lady by samysmoothfresh: 3:22pm On Nov 26, 2018

pocohantas:
Ignore him samysmoothfresh.
Remember you are young and in your prime. He is old and unmarried, you still have time

you're a clown!! cheesy

Romance › Re: ‘I Need To Sleep With 30 Men A Month To Pay My Rent’ – Sex Worker Reveals by samysmoothfresh: 3:21pm On Nov 26, 2018

lefulefu:
haba wetin d babe do u nau? U dey always mention her

i love her but she no gree show me face cheesy

saff aint that true?

Romance › Re: Christian Wedding Songs To Give Your DJ If You Don't Want Secular Music Played by samysmoothfresh: 12:22pm On Nov 26, 2018

Saff this is for you

Romance › Re: Lady Charges N40K For One Video Call On Whatsap, Nigerians React. Photos by samysmoothfresh: 12:20pm On Nov 26, 2018

mytime24:
y did u edit my post ......becos i needed to leave a message, one i'm about to repeat after the multiple dots................ur dp

Romance › Re: Lady Charges N40K For One Video Call On Whatsap, Nigerians React. Photos by samysmoothfresh: 11:51am On Nov 26, 2018

mytime24:
Bank of no withdrawal
Look bt dnt touch .......ur dp

Romance › Re: Lady Charges N40K For One Video Call On Whatsap, Nigerians React. Photos by samysmoothfresh: 11:49am On Nov 26, 2018

Jayslicky:
40k to just see a human like me not like she has any sensible to impact to my life, if it's about her boobs that's nothing because the number of boobs have squeezed and touched is surplus.

#saff

Family › Re: Husband Returns At 12 Midnight, You Serve Him Eba & He Asks For Rice, Will You? by samysmoothfresh: 11:29am On Nov 26, 2018*

A responsible loving and considerate husband will not make such demand at such ungodly hour.

A sensible good and submissive wife will not reply like all the girls who commented on the facebook post but will rather in a loving and respectful way make the husband see reasons as to why his demand cannot be met.

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Romance › Re: If We Are Dating & I Find Out You Play Sports Betting, It’s Over - Nigerian Lady by samysmoothfresh: 11:23am On Nov 26, 2018*

resurgent4oodua:
I looked through your profile and discovered you are a kid. Just graduate from school and begin earning your own money. You will know that this life ain't easy.

I normally shouldn't be Coming to this section as it is populated by teenagers. I just come here to have a good laugh.

Finish school and enter the labor market, then I can engage you.

Mr "man" the gambler i sincerely dont know why you're telling me these BS esp the bolded undecided

anyways when i do enter the labor market in a year from now, i'm cetain i will not be a gambler like you.

Dey there dey form rich gambler cheesy

resurgent4oodua:
Her disparaging comments on punters didn't pain me but the underlying motive behind her statements did. What she's trying to say in essence is that she needs a very financially secure man who doesn't have to bet to feed her. I don't know any punter who doesn't have a job. All punters at the bet shop in my area have day jobs. They just use the bet cash to supplement their income.

i honestly dont need you explanation.

Seeing you've made your point, dont you think its high time you leave this thread/section and return to the section thats not populated by teenagers which you normally visit?

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Romance › Re: 75-Year-Old British Man Cries Out After African Girl Scammed Him Of £20k (Pics) by samysmoothfresh: 10:46am On Nov 26, 2018

Saff:
Why is it paining you like this? Why you mad baby?

i just changed my dp

change yours too

Romance › Re: Guys Get In Here ...bae Wahala by samysmoothfresh: 10:45am On Nov 26, 2018

princfred:
Chai chai Chai I was strong but now i weak. if this does not format saff's brain, nothing will.

thanks bro

i just hope saff returns my love

do you think composing more love poems for her will work?

Romance › Re: The Guy Was A Scum!!!!! by samysmoothfresh: 10:39am On Nov 26, 2018

carter009:
Lolz you and staff all they same, is like you love that babe.

bro i more than love saff o

the love i have for her is like the hairs on my dick.......no matter the number of times i cut them, they'll always grow back.

she is like the weed in my beans, making me agile and giving me joy.

the condom on my dick, protecting me from all physical and spiritual STDs

the 31gig porn on my 32gig memory card, always giving me intense and immense pleasure thats way out of this world.

Saff is like my precious balls producing fertile sperm.

Saff is like a pirhana in the midst of whales, always standing out fron the rest.

She's a lover of cash, a freedom fighter and a woman activitist.

Saff is......

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Romance › Re: The Guy Was A Scum!!!!! by samysmoothfresh: 10:00am On Nov 26, 2018

Saff and the other members of the awon men are scum crew can start coming in now.

The thread have been officially opened for comments!

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Romance › Re: The Guy Was A Scum!!!!! by samysmoothfresh: 9:57am On Nov 26, 2018*

First of all, i am happy and applaude you for saying "the guy was a scum" and not "all men are scum".

Second, oga no try at all, but i still understand him small sha.
He tracked, stalked, disturbed, messaged etc you for 2yrs or more and seeing you for the first time may have overwhelmed him and forced out all the pent up desires oga have been harboring for the past two years.
All the same sha oga no do well and perhaps might be rightly called a "scum"

third, are you sure the reason you finally answered oga after 2yrs is becos you're less busy now or becos you saw the pictures of the new car and house oga posted on facebook?.

Fourth, about the question you asked @ "is there any guy out there who would let a relationship grow first before demanding anything?"

ANSWER: they dont demand "anything", they only demand "sex" which is the only thing majority of y'all have to offer.

I dont know if there's any guy that would let the relationship grow first before demanding "anything", but i do know that most men dont demand "anything" until they see that the lady has demanded "everything" or they have spent way too much on the lady.

In this case, the guy may have thought he spent way to much on the first date with a girl he has been chasing for the past 2yrs or like i said earlier, he must have been overwhelmed and forced to push out all the desire he had for you for the past 2yrs or more.

#Saff

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Romance › Re: Lady Charges N40K For One Video Call On Whatsap, Nigerians React. Photos by samysmoothfresh: 9:52am On Nov 26, 2018

For someone who's boobs is finer than her face?
I'll pass jareh.

I'll only pay if it's saff

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Romance › Re: Facts About Girls When They Are In Love. by samysmoothfresh: 9:46am On Nov 26, 2018

Saff is this true?

Romance › Re: Help! What's Going On In Her Head? by samysmoothfresh: 9:45am On Nov 26, 2018

Like the two guys above me rightly said, na friendzone things.

These kinda girls are the worst "friendzoners"

they will friendzone you and still taunt you.
I'm so grateful to Allah saff isnt like that.

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Romance › Re: If We Are Dating & I Find Out You Play Sports Betting, It’s Over - Nigerian Lady by samysmoothfresh: 9:40am On Nov 26, 2018

The thing pain the two guys above me cheesy

saff what do you think?

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Romance › Re: Panties For Ritual/sniffing by samysmoothfresh: 9:30am On Nov 26, 2018

courna:
haha
you and saff sha
two of you can sniff together

Romance › Re: Guys Get In Here ...bae Wahala by samysmoothfresh: 9:20am On Nov 26, 2018

Oreofepeters:
you and staff sha the way I'm seeing it, this girl will leave nairaland for you....

NO!!

No one can make saff leave this forum cos i love her and will do anything for her.

Saff is like my hair and you cant even beging to imagine how much i love my hair.

saff is my fertile sperm cos without it i'll be impotent.

Saff is like the 2gigabytes i use in watching porn everyday cos just like porn, i cant live without saff.

Saff is life

saff is cash!!

Romance › Re: Why Can't Ivy Understand That I Don't Love Her?! by samysmoothfresh: 8:54am On Nov 26, 2018

amaniro:
Staff iyaff become every romancelander guys dream

saff?

You're wrong cos Saff is more than my dream!

Saff is my virtual reality

saff is my fertile sperm cos without it i'll be impotent.

Saff is like the 2gigabytes i use in watching porn everyday cos just like porn, i cant live without saff.

Saff is......

Romance › Re: It hurts... by samysmoothfresh: 12:16am On Nov 26, 2018

Saff comman help this guy now.

I know you're capable

dont be stingy!

Romance › Re: Why Can't Ivy Understand That I Don't Love Her?! by samysmoothfresh: 12:14am On Nov 26, 2018

Saff

Romance › Re: Guys Get In Here ...bae Wahala by samysmoothfresh: 12:12am On Nov 26, 2018

Saff comman reply this oga.

It involves "cash" and i hear thats your area of specialty

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Romance › Re: A Yoruba Girl Married Into The Royal Family by samysmoothfresh: 12:09am On Nov 26, 2018

Ilamina:
Her father is Yoruba, her mother is white, she's mixed

I heard he's mother hates her because she's half black

If the Queen- the queen of the world can accept Meaghan

Why couldn't his mother do the same
Who is not the queen of the world

saff

Romance › Re: Gays & Lesbians "Smelling Akpu"... Sorry, no vex by samysmoothfresh: 12:08am On Nov 26, 2018

Saff what do you have to say?

Romance › Re: 75-Year-Old British Man Cries Out After African Girl Scammed Him Of £20k (Pics) by samysmoothfresh: 12:06am On Nov 26, 2018

Saff:
Why is it paining you like this? Why you mad baby?

Romance › Re: Handsome Groomsman At A Jos Wedding That Got People Talking by samysmoothfresh: 11:42pm On Nov 25, 2018

Saff is this nigga handsome?

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