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jdilight:
I like setting my offering and tithe out a day before church service. I don't just deep mine hand in my pocket to give God anything.

danyel09:
Pls this is really a serious matter but the fact is, I have fear of getting married, this issue of long term commitment really pisses me off. I know it may sound weird but I tend to run away fem places Where marriage is being discussed. I develop nausea and excessive sweating sometimes. One big problem is that am the first and only son of my parents and I don't know how my mom would react when I tell her. pls I need advice

Zulash:
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If he uses pet names constantly, probably he doesn't know what your actual name is.

By Macy Williams

There are certain types of guys that women find irresistible, even if we know that those men are no good. Can you blame us? Everybody loves a bad boy, but the troublemakers are only the tip of the iceberg.

There are plenty of other types of guys that women should avoid dating at all costs. Take our word for it — your love life will be a whole lot better.

1. The Nut Job. When he starts telling you about all of the weird and socially unacceptable things he wants to do to you, you might want to check his legal records.

2. The Sap. Does he call you by pet names so much that he can't even remember your real name? Ew.

3. The Oversharer. Beware, he might put all of your personal confessions on Facebook. For all you know he's live tweeting your relationship at this very moment.

4. The Possessive Guy. If you so much as glance at your male waiter, your guy will explode. Be careful, he might put a "property of" tag on you.

5. The Socially Uneducated. There are basic words and phrases that everybody should know. If he is starting to build up a history of being completely aloof, maybe he has been living at his mom's house for too long.

6. The Lazy Oaf. He sets enough snacks around his recliner for three days so he never has to get up. When you talk to him, his eyes don't even leave the TV screen. You can give up on being taken on a date now.

7. The Stage-5 Clinger. He wants to talk to you at every second of every day. And if you don't pick up your phone, he has a nervous breakdown. Time for some breathing room.

8. The Tough Lover. You come home from a bad day and he tells you to suck it up. Sometimes a girl could use some sympathy, OK?

9. The Narcissist. He loves himself more than he will ever love you. Enough said.

10. The Really Old Guy. The mature older man is always appealing, but let's be honest: you have nothing in common with him. He thinks you're a child, and soon enough he'll be reminding you of your grandpa.

11. The Show-Off. Whether he wants you to look at his muscles or listen to his mad bagpipe skills, he needs your attention and approval at all times. Give a girl a break.

12. The Cheap Guy. There's nothing wrong with going Dutch on a meal, but when a guy can never pay for anything ever, it's time to drop him. Ever heard of a job?

read more: http://9jaexclusive.net/12-types-guys-not-want-date/

raziboi:
„u don't need to learn it....no body taught us ooo...we went dia and started our stuff only

ayukdaboss:
Is it safe to saY Jonathan forged his National ID??

[size=14pt]It would be extremely safe for us to say so [/size]

stevolinkon40:
You for ask apc supporters in lag yesterday wen d rain started

emiye:
The id card is fake. Capturces made by NIMC don't come out like the pix in the card.

Truth24:
One day people will brand you dis way no matter how hard u try...

creekman:
While u r here reporting "massive turnout" for GEJ campaign today in Kaduna, Punch news reports a "half filled stadium" for d same campaign. Which do we now believe?

chicbenita:
Here with the help of our friends we are going to disect some few immediate turn offs men see in some ladies.

• Farting In Our Presence
Men hate this to the core, they may pretend not to but they really hate when you do it in their presence. If you doubt me, go and ask a man whom you don’t know to tell you what he thinks of a lady who fart or always fart in front of him.

• Eating too much
Whenever you Ladies are in our Presence please try to control your eating habits. Not that we’re too broke to buy you Food but eating without Class just because your indoors is disgusting to say the least!

• Washing of your undies (panties)
Please try to reduce the amount of times you wash your undies in our presence. Forget that popular slang which tends to say that when a man loves you, he can even wash your undies, we’re not that cool with seeing someone else’s undies!

• Talking too dirty
Please, have control of things you say in our presence. Don’t be too naughty when it comes to your language except you want to remain a GIRLFRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!

• Laughing excessively
Control the length you laugh in front of us. When we’re not around, you can laugh and bring down the roof if you wish. I was talking to a lady and she laughed so loud that she didn’t know when she polluted.

• Always watching movies
If your a Nollywood addict please, for the sake of not receiving any RED CARD, stop giving all your time to once your man is around. We need total concentration when we are talking to you

• Fighting
Never you fight in front of your man, he may feel that one day you will fight his mother.

• i Too Know attitude
Its very annoying when you always act like you know everything. When we argue about sports,romance,friends etc its cool for you to let us win sometimes as it would do you no harm than try to make sure you POV is the most correct even when its not.

endymetrix:
of all the words and sentences, U ony identified 1 error. Contestants as against Contestents. Just this! I bet you, if u write words equivalent to the number of words I wrote, 20 errors will likely be pointed out.


Mumu!

No need to go personal though. Sometimes, we end up committing errors in a bid to prove that we know more than others, which in itself, could be our fall. By the way the bolded is a typo, I know

endymetrix:
WORLD'S VERDICT ON BUHARI.

[s]1. Forged Certificate and can't handle our most important sector (Education)
2. Sponsors the insurgents (boko-haram) security not guaranteed in Nigeria.
3. Can't express himself in good English
4. Avoids public debates and shows he can't handle national issues.
5. Plans convert a whole country to islam, while other contestents are planning to increase growth and welfare!

contestents indeed!

A man who had no military record and was made C-I-C of the armed forces, surrounds himself with the likes of FFK, Doyin Okupe, Reno Omokri and the runaway Maku. What do you expect

agabusta:
The name that would have been the most important release is that of the person that wrote a letter to the president. I wonder why they decided to keep the name. Spilling out the name would have given the letter some more credibility.
Well, for now I guess they just want our attention to be on the Chief of Operations and the ADC to the president.

And you think by doing such the soldier does not expose himself to danger I don't believe this came from army officers though, more like those at the receiving end of a cane

1stCitizen:
OP,

Please change the Title to "ITS TIME FOR CHANGE IN NIGERIA- Fani Kayode"

Watch him say so at 3.01

luv2talk:
Seun, lalasticlala, ishilove, mukina2, obinoscopy PUT IT ON FRONT PAGE OoOoO
Whats good for the goose, also good for the gander
CC
barcanister, cramjones, omenka,lacasa,gbawe, demdem, ilugunboy donphilious, berem

lacasa:
A Political ashee to the highest bidder

mgbeketoto:
I did not get to that part o.
Na who wan see Buhari dance?
I nefa watch GEJ, e come be BUHARI?
Mtchewwwwww!!!

If you get victory, it would be followed by a funeral.
Guaranteed!

The old 'BABA' has not slept in 2 months.
Watch out!

Did run out of data

The old 'BABA' has not slept in 2 months.

I thought you people said he is ill Hian!

SaintEddie:
Musiwa are u alright at all? Ur madness na yaba we go finally carry u go o.

I thought I was the only one who saw through him o. It's a beauty to see mad people using the internet sha ...

Like some Nairalanders would say; "many are mad, few are roaming"

irishCream:
Hello Romancelanders I want to narrate my experience with online dating.

Have always been sceptical about online dating but decided to give it a try after one year break of dating. I opted out of my previous affair cos my ex family were against him marrying from my tribe so had to end the shiiit and give myself a break since he was acting so indecisive about the whole thing. Now my experience...

I am one of the few nairaland babes that do respond to pm especially if your contribution to this forum has been matured and reasonable irrespective of the section you frequent.
So of all the pms I do have i sifter and respond to few but so far I'm not impressed with the calibre of men searching online.

After taking risk to exchange my contact and get to meet (in chaperone oh) few of them(about 3) I find out that most men searching online has something terrible about them that makes ladies turn them down in real life that's why they run to online, it either they are unkempt, rass or not presentable, some can't even talk like a real man, they are either too weak or timid in real life, no class no nothing.

Forget all those edited pictures used as dp and the likes most of them in real life are dirty!!!
How can a grown up guy don't know how to clean up and look neat, I mean why must your personal hygiene be zero You're meeting someone for the first time and your mouth oozes, who does that Or is that also attributed to poverty? I have male cousins that earn less than 50k in a month but they still look neat and presentable.

Is there someone that has experienced same be it with male or female or am I alone in this

I am one of the few nairaland babes that do respond to pm especially if your contribution to this forum has been matured and reasonable irrespective of the section you frequent.
So of all the pms I do have i sifter and respond to few but so far I'm not impressed with the calibre of men searching online.

ChikezieU:
"majority of his supporters are not internet inclined" hmm analogue followers?