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chamotex:
What if it wasn't an away fixture?
Say you were playing on home turf?

Go to the loo and have your home boys call you back feigning something like an emergency.
Of course, something beyond your control just came up and you must attend to it sharp sharp.
Call 2 different cabs- Hers and yours. . . .BINGO!

[quote author=Diva 2.0 link=topic=417101.msg5752610#msg5752610 date=1269370703]Casual relationships tend to get boring quick.[/quote]The one we had wasn't boring until you missed your period.

BlueDiva:
To each his own.

I'm an Irish citizen. I 'm also a Naija citizen.
Schooled in the UK and worked briefly there too.

Jeeeeeeeeeez. . . . .U were one of those folks buying/selling pregnancy in Ireland around 2002?

Truth is i prefer naija a thousand times.
I chose to relocate and have no regrets ^{(even though oga is still unhappy with me).}

I also prefer Nigeria but i cannot but miss Man Utd's games.
HITV/DSTV wahala is the number one problem i have got with Naija.

Wahala of living abroad:
Cold, discrimination (let's don't deceive ourselves), heavy taxation, annoying tickets etc.

Cold - Buy a heater.
Discrimination - U dunno your rights. I have as much rights as Gordon Brown.
Taxation - It keeps the residents safe. Good roads, constant light, public services, etc tec.
Tickets - You don't have to drive to work. Buy your Oyster Card and get friendly with Jubilee Line.

Wahala of living in Naija:
Nepa, insecurity, fuel wahala, bad roads etc.

Nepa - Hell
Insecurity - Double hell
Fuel wahala - Armageddon
Bad roads - Death traps.

If you have your money, Naija is the best place to live.
Maybe i'm talking like this because i know i can always run back if things get bad. . .

To live comfortably in Naija, you will need 5 times as much as you earn in the UK.

I love Naija sha.

I love Naija too but the Government don't love us.

eldee:
It's only when you drag it that you begin to ask if it's leading anywhere.
Make it short as can be and you won't need to worry about that.

I agree 100%

Women tend to see feet when they should be seeing hands.
The KEY is not to treat her like something MORE than she is. . . .Don't cuddle with her and talk about the brand of woman you're going to marry either.

Don't bring up anything that would lead her to believe that maybe you want more than just a casual session with her every once in a while.
Women pride themselves on being able to read between the lines, if necessary. . . .avoid after-shagg conversations.

Just wear your pants and buzz off.

chamotex:
Kenny G, whats your own take on this issue?

Chamotex, when did you become Larry King?

eldee:
I just sent you one . . . check your inbox.

I saw that episode, it was tight.
Have you seen this movie, Taegukgi?

It's like the Asian version of Saving Private Ryan.
It gast to be the best war movie i have seen. . . . .The production and the cinematography were OUTSTANDING!!!

P.S. When are you sending the link of the 2nd episode?

chamotex:
What's you take on casual sexucation?

It's very HEALTHY.
A man should never pass up the opportunity of a one-night stand.
It's good for the body n soul. Hit ONCE and never go back to avoid em drama.

davidylan:
you best believe it.

I will try. . . . .

davidylan:
lol bro. I think its basically nonsense. I believe in having self discipline . . .

Why don't i believe this statement?

dayokanu:
Chickenshrimp,
You suppose know say Milan na one of the most useless clubs in Europe this season so they are not a good measure of how good a team is

United reserves will sexually-molest the Bayern team i saw over the weekend.
Who would stop Wazza in Bayern? Fletcher will tear Van Bommel a new one. JS Park and Nani will Group Intimacy Lahm.
I can't wait for United to piss all over the Nazis. . . . . . .

nateevs:
Usually this guy drops a lot of crap but this, is the best thing I have heard him say and very true.

I still don't see any CRISIS in Chelsea. All i am seeing are knee-jerk reactions from the SPASTIC Gaynners.
If Chelsea win all their remaining league games, they will become Champions!!! Is that what you guys call a CRISIS?

Arsenal have to rely on the results of their title rivals before they can even sniff the title. I wouldn't want to be in that position.
Chelsea are still in the FA cup and they can still win the EPL.

Granted, they slipped at Ewood Park but that was Chelsea's 3rd game in 7 days.
All the teams that played in the midweek dropped points during the weekend. Fulham lost at home, Liverpool lost away, Chelsea DREW away.

Crisis? What Crisis??

debosky:
Ok enough of this. . . can Sharon tell us what is happening to Ando? I miss the guy and his wonderful shots off target.

Like the one he scored against Tottenham when we were a man down and we still went on to win the game 3-1?
Anderson is out for the season. Dem don disconnect your SKY Box cos you dey owe?

stillwater:
That was just a tactic to know the guy better and you know it. You know she was shy.
Sauron what can 10k do? These girls change hairstyles, clothes and bags frequently, that is money o.

10K will do a lot cos they are sleeping-with 20 men in the same period.

There are no good girls anymore according to you, remember?

Of course, there are righteous babes albeit FEW.

The good girls wont go near the parties or gathering you are likely to visit. Change your orientation.

Grave mistake!!!
Good girls rush me like akara.

dayokanu:
How come some players light up their new clubs immediately they join?

Messi currently shytes on Ronaldo

Even Messi himself will slap you for this remark.
22 goals in 24 apps for Madrid.
7 UCL goals in the UCL after only 6 appearances?

Dayokanu, you must be spiritually blind.

stillwater:
Other nationalities are 'sexually liberated' and they are praised. Naija woman wants to be praised as well, so praise her.
Nonsense.

Other nationalities are praised because they don't pretend and they don't sleep with for the wrong reasons.
Naija babes tie scarves 23 hours of the day(pretending to be holier than Mary herself) but they shagg like pigs.

stillwater:
Awwww you think it's chicken change10k those senators are giving them? Can 10k even make a good hairstyle? tschhhewww better keep you chicken change, before they laugh you finish.

Yet you were here when Naija boys came here to lament about Naija babes begging Popcorn @ Silverbird Galleria.
I doubt those Senators in Nigeria pay as much as 10K sef, except em ones who have eaten vegetables washed with female bits.

Many of them get married before the 'good' girls.
It's the good ones you find running from one virgil to another.

I agree many of them get married before the good babes but many of them get married to MARRIED MEN.
A good girl will rather bide her time and nick a single Naija man and live happily ever after.
That is the difference.

That is just to assert the point that she's not cheap. Many of them won't even look at your side.

Many of them will sexually-molest Naija boys in diaspora.

davidylan:
I think this is the woman's way of consoling herself. Her number is probably stored as BC 1, 2, 3 also. Men who can afford such luxuries probably have more than enough money to spend anyway. Once they find another BC off they go. You can stay there admiring your designer bag until another sugardaddy comes along.

I couldn't have said it better.
Men who drop such dough have enough in their coffers to worry about a loose N10K they gave one Tinuke around the corner.
What is N10k to a man that earns N1 million per month?

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=417101.msg5747172#msg5747172 date=1269304112]oh trust me, sauron n co knew they were once some1's mugu
they are just fronting [/quote]I will be a mugu if what i paid affected ma finances so much i could barely feed.

@sauron
dont bring jenifa hia jare

I heard about one OSU babe that slept with an Alsatian dog of a white dude because of $$$
She didn't confess until she was moments away from her death. Apparently, she caught one rare infection but she died in the end.

[quote author=tayo_ast link=topic=362607.msg5746755#msg5746755 date=1269298795]No, they didnt.
we just couldnt get our acts 2geda[/quote]Match Stats say Chelsea had 16 attempts on their goal to Blackburn's 8.
Chelsea had more corner kicks, copped more possesion and had more territorial advantage.
Sometimes teams play well and they don't get the deserved results. . . . .That's the nature of the game.

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=417101.msg5747144#msg5747144 date=1269303703]@sauron
Yes, some do it to feed their family n siblings [/quote]My Church mind says that smells of PROSTITUTION.

stillwater:
It's not small money the girl is getting.

It depends on who's giving.
Someone like me will be happy to pay N10K for a well-orchestrated BJ. The babe would think she's hit a goldmine but really 40 pounds cannot even buy a PS3 game so it's chicken change to me.

All those designer bags she carries did not come out of 10kobbo. She must have billed the man DRY!!!!!!! So she's not cheap. Is it not Mugu number 1, 2, 3 they store these guys numbers on their phones? You guys think you've got game. Don't dare naija chics o.

Time will tell when her labia explodes.
Did you not see what happened to that babe in Jenifa?
She took so many cocks her rectal tissues damaged and she couldn't control her faeces.

davidylan:
Its happening here too . . .

Case Closed.

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=417101.msg5747109#msg5747109 date=1269303298]@Sauron
Shut up jare
Just because some women blv u guys lies doesnt mean she is cheap

Yes, most naija babes sleep with lots of guys cuz of poverty, some girls do it just because. . . . . .  those are the ones that are cheap in my opinion. [/quote]So you are using poverty as an excuse?
You want me to believe all the poor folks in Nigeria sleep around because they lack the resources.
Don't let God slap your mouth o.

eldee:
Leave that Pharisee . . . this same Sauron goes to Lag with any single oppurtunity.
'I forgot my certificate', 'forgot my agbo' . . . 'I forgot my hairbrush, it's of sentimental value'

Even Stilly knows i only go to Naija for business trips.
Me? Touch those HIV-infected Naija babes? Mbaaaaaaa.

stillwater:
But he's calling them cheap and nothing is said about the man. What if he's also one of the Naija girl's mugu? Naija men and the women are cheap. It should be like that.

I thunk the man is the one paying for the services.
How can the payer be cheap and the commodity so expensive?

Poverty is a big issue there, remember.
But one thing I know is that if anyone is cheap is Naija men. They can do anything for intimacy.

Poverty and Immorality are 2 parallel lines and this CHEAPNESS extends to Church.
The next time David goes back to his Church, i can guarantee him 7 Sisters in his Church will tell the Pastor they saw him in their dreams.

[quote author=kay_pumpin link=topic=417101.msg5747063#msg5747063 date=1269302643]Sauron,
It's the "plane" factor,a guy that's fresh outta the plane from Mozambique will bed more girls than a bank manager in naija  [/quote]This is a punch below the belt.
U mean a dude from Mozambique will bed sexy Naija women without hassles?

David, are you reading this?

stillwater:
Again is that not what you guys want? Free intimacy. . .?

Naija babes overdo their free-shagz abeg.
A friend of mine told me he summoned the gurl he met the previous day to bring her friends for 3some or 4some.
The babe was like. . . . . .I don't do such and the guy asked her to leave cos he's got many babes on his fone that will gladly accept the offer.

The babe thunk about it(seeing she was bound to lose some GB pounds), she called her friends ASAP and the deed was done.
I could only open ma mouth wide after hearing such rubbish.
I thank God all ma sisters are married - I pity those Naija boys working hands n knees in the diaspora thinking they have got this decent babe back home. . . . . . .99% of em are classic whores looking for the next pie to munch.

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=417101.msg5747061#msg5747061 date=1269302608]You are so wrong for that
Yes, some naija girls in naija will do anything for money [/quote]Evidence 1 of their cheapness.

but for girls here maybe if u guys dont lie so much. most babes wont be a cheerful giver as u thot. the prob with most girls is that we are very GULLIBLE, we blv your lies very easily.

Evidence 2 of their cheapness.

This is why must most babes need to smarten up n open our eyes wella

Ohhh. . . . .wait!
Now you concur they should smarten up and open their eyes?
If they are not cheap, why the advice?

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=417101.msg5747033#msg5747033 date=1269302179]Honey u r chatting crap
go back to naija and see for urself
even married ppl in naija are cheatin on each other n there is nothing wrong
Yes i said it, most naija babes living in naija will do almost anything for money[/quote]So why were you arguing before when i said Naija chics are cheap?
By the same token, Naija babes in diaspora will marry any animal for marriage. They are far cheaper than the so-called home-based Naija babes morally.
The ones here have the resources to chase and if you manage to promise em marriage by mistake after getting fellated, you don enter am.
Na only Naija babes dey call 100 times within 60 mins. . . .They will stalk from Boston to Budapest.

eldee:
C'mon . . . it's true.
It's just the activation energy a guy needs . . . after the threshold, she'll do anything.
It's usually hard to get in, but after that, voila.

Don't mind Tope jare. . . . .always ready to defend Naija babes like she's their Gani Fawehinmi.

[quote author=kay_pumpin link=topic=416636.msg5746968#msg5746968 date=1269301368]Messi and Rooney especially with regards to the way their performances has lifted their teams so far.But you gotta believe me man,Messi is ET.The things this guy conjures within split seconds can only be imagined.[/quote]Ronaldo is far dangerous than Rooney and Messi.
We won't see the best of Ronaldo this season as he's still bedding and trying to adapt to the circus surrounding Real Madrid.
Next season, una go hear wen from the Portugeezer.

Pound for pound, he is the most dangerous player in the world.

davidylan:
well the reason is right there in your comment.

London - Naija . . . every girl is looking for a free ticket to a good life. I'm sure they will give you head 24/7 as long as you can promise them such.
Besides it depends on the girl, i'm sure a naija girl with a foreign passport would not be so willing to dash you head even if you came from the moon.

The ones with a foreign passport are even worse cos they know what it takes to survive abroad with em taxes and numerous bills.
I have been to Naija several times and the state of mind of our Naija babes is disgusting.

davidylan:
Its not that they dont give but it usually takes a great deal of pressure. I doubt nigerian girls (i cant speak for those born and raised in foreign countries) are such cheerful givers.

I think you need to spend this summer in Lagos.
2 weeks will convince you Naija babes are cheerful givers.

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=417101.msg5746994#msg5746994 date=1269301720]i thot sauron was talking abt naija chics oversea.[/quote]Na wa o. . . . .So you are saying Naija chics in Naija are not Nigerian babes again OR there are no CLASSY babes in Nigeria?

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=417101.msg5746946#msg5746946 date=1269301020]Dont blv everything u read. Naija babes are not cheap at all.[/quote]And yet London boys go to Naija and they bang 17 different babes in a fortnight.

i dont know sauron find his own babes but i knw no CLASSY babe will be cheap.

I think we need to define the word "CHEAP" here.

davidylan:
Really? you must be meeting the nice ones . . . its relatively easier to get a whitey to give you than the naija girls.

Naija babes are cheerful givers. Don't let their facade deceive you.

davidylan:
[b]It is the hardest thing to get a naija girl to give until you show some level of commitment. [/b]I have no idea why this is so especially as such women arent averse to straight up intimacy or some handling anyway. There's very little diff.

I disagree. Naija babes are cheerful givers but they are great pretenders.
If you look beyond the facade they put on, they are freaking easy to get.

debosky:
Don't worry - unlike Rio who shagged the FA disciplinary chairman's daughter when he was high on ganja, Vermaelen is an upstanding citizen and will get the ban lifted.

We shall see.

[quote author=kay_pumpin link=topic=416636.msg5746859#msg5746859 date=1269299908]The fact that it was Messi against C.Ron last season and it's him(Messi)against yet another player this season again says a LOT about Messi.

He's a consistent performer that boy but i hope he catches a hammy in his next La Liga that will rule him out till the El Classico.[/quote]3 players stand head and shoulders above the others this season.

Messi
Ronaldo
Rooney.

debosky:
I don't think Wenger does frivolous appeals. . . .I remember the detailed and focused rebuttal of Dudu's suspension by UEFA.

Not too sure that the mongooses at the FA will see reason, but nothing ventured, nothing gained.

I hope the FA throw the book at Wenger by adding an extra match ban for Campbell's sins.

How grave an offence is ADULTERY?

Freiburger:
I meant how did u know he is an NID?

U mean Debosky? I have met him before in London dancing Makossa in one Owambe Party.