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Sagamite:I am booking a ticket straight away. And they would say they need Mathematical geniuses in Cambridge.One word: BRILLIANT!!! |
Sagamite:I wanna subscribe, abeg. Where can i be cooked to resist bullets and knife stabs? Cannot believe the man won the lotto afterall. U would think a man like that is not intelligent but he did his forecast in a way Runge-Kutta woulda been proud. How i wish he had staked like 1000 naira. The man for nab big. |
dayokanu:He was the manager after Klinsmann was sacked. . . . .What did he achieve? |
presido1:Na micro-wave cooking. Is that true though? If they cut that guy with a knife, no wounds? |
presido1:FFS, what sorta technology be this? To go underwater, they shack Paraga so they don't feel cold? Jacques Cousteau must be very proud. ![]() |
presido1:It's embarrassing! ![]() |
jalether:Sharrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap, Don't be ashamed we are seeing you LIVE on TV. I love the fish-pond you constrcuted o. "After one year, we will use them to make pepper soup" ![]() |
I just saw 2 Nairalanders in this new episode. The half-naked man is Chic2Chimp and the other dude is. . . . . |
jalether:By the same token, Saha was the best Man Utd player after Ronaldo in 2007/8!!! Of what essence is a player who plays 10 games out of 38 league games and taking paternity leave for the rest? Robben is a crock. He's shyte. |
dayokanu:Does Laurent Blanc sound familiar to you? Gordon Stratchan of Celtic nko? Walter Smith of Rangers nko? DAYOKANU, you are a disgrace to the Nazis. ![]() Yes he did win 2 titles with Bayern, 1989 nd 1990 where is the $64,000 or else you are a plonker for life89 and 90? I am sorry, i don't rate trophies won when the back-pass rule was still in place. Proper football started in 92/93. Did he win after the new offside rule was established? In 89 and 90, Matthaus will play a back pass from the middle of the pitch and the goalie will dive and save it. Spend 1 mins on the ground and kick the ball back to Matthaus in a merry-go-round. Na football be that? |
chic2pimp:Ribery is better and in the world stage, Ribery is shyte!!! Asides Ribery, i will mention Schweini, Pranjic, Gomez and Klose. |
dyabman:Any manager that has enjoyed the services of Cristiano Ronaldo can never fancy Arjen Robben. When Robben grows up to score 42 goals in one season then get back to us. Robben is a poor man's Nani. ![]() FFS, Ryan Babel is more reliable than Robben!!! |
dayokanu:What's the meaning of Cup-runner up. U win titles for those? ![]() Juup Heyckenes won a CL title, tell me how many coaches have done this.Rafa Benitez has done it and he hasn't won a title in the past 4 seasons. Whats more? Rafa Benitez will finish below Redknapp and Mancini this season. The $64,000 question is. . . .Did Heyckenes win any title with Bayern Munich? ![]() Is it the same Umbrella McLaren who was disgraced out of England or his younger brother?Umbrella man is re-born and to disprove your retarded theory. . . .McClaren is doing better as a club manager than a national team manager. If McClaren who was disgraced by his younger brother can win the Eredivisie where the likes of Ajax and PSV are competing then Onigbinde will win trophies for Barcelona. |
dayokanu:Did Bayern score from this dominance you keep shouting about when they were a man down against Lyon? How long after Rafael got sent off did Bayern score? Why would Ballack want a CC? ballack plays better penalties than any player from England FACT. Only Owen Hargreaves who played in Germany was able to score his kick from 12yards at the last Mundial. Gerrard, Lampard, Carragher. DUDS!!Shut your rotten mouth. There's a myth that German players don't miss penalties. Robinson made Ballack look like a Arrow with his smart save. The best German player missed a pen against England's most useless goalie. Classic!!! He would be there with CR7, Nani and Terry who were earlier caught in similar tradeCR7, Nani and Terry had intimacy with adults and not with children like Ribery did. Ribery is a bloody paedophile. ![]() The dodgy must be from the way carrick dodged Robbens volley. The guy feared for his life. Or was it the ALANTA dance by Evra, Vidic and Ferdinad to aid Olics goal?Gibson's shot made the Nazi defence wet their panties. Lahm was almost climbing the hoardings to scamper for safety before Nani spinned 180 degrees to add the second goal. United outclassed Bayern Munich until Ribery decided to send off his nemesis. A 19-yr-old made Ribery toothless for 50 mins. dyabman:Volley was a fluke and that was about his only contribution in the game. Nani got 2 goals. . . . .led the attack after United went down by a man and still terrorised Bayern's defence. On the night, Robben = 20 million GBP. . . . .Nani = 60 million GBP. |
duduspace:We are healthier because we keep racking the income, we even snatch young talents from Wenger and we are winning TITLES. Income wise, we are better than Arsenal. Revenue wise, we are better, Trophy-wise, we are better. United's debt has nothing to do with the business on the pitch. We keep winning. I'm not saying Hargo won it for you, but a competition where Drogba can play for Chelsea, Hargo for you or Sol Campbell for us doesn't give a true indication of the strength of youth players. It is only the academy league or youth cup that is age restricted that can give a clear indication of talent at that age level.Eduardo & Campbell have played for Arsenal reserves. It does not matter who plays where. It's not age-restricted. Arsenal should stop making all competitions age-grade. Anyone who rejoices over winning Reserve league has priorities misplaced in my opinion. The likes of Wilshere and JET are not even playing there and those are the ones who should be our reserves.United keep the winning tradition spinning from the senior level to the kids. We are not like the Arses who have adapted to FAILURE. The senior members have won nada for 5 seasons. The reserves are not better than Jibowu United FC and yet we keep hearing about Wenger's kids(what have they won ever since)? Wilshere n JET don't play for your reserves just like Rafael and Johnny Evans don't play for United's reserves. Now I think, we are closer to the truth but still some distance from it as you were claiming 700 befor, if Manure were worth 800m before Glazer bought the 2 Ms stake which was 28.7, which brought his holding to 57% means he already held about 29%. Also the valuation of a company and how much a particular individual pays to buy it are 2 different things. The Glazers takeover actually took 2 years and he could have bought some of the stock very cheap.You are not intelligent. The Glazers bought some of the stock very cheap? The most profitable global brand was bought very cheap? Do you smoke woolies? The Glazers actually bought those shares quadruple/quintuple the market price to push their stake to a point where they can start a takeover. I can provide articles if you are lost in the storm? That one na lie o, we don't have to pay anything back, its for a fixed time duration and we can change the name of our stadium back once that period of time expires except Emirates choose to renew.Fly Emirates own the stadium and they will continue to own until Wenger pays back all his debt to them. Good for you, enjoy your trophies while they last, and stop complaining about the Glazer's debts, there is a price to pay for selling your soul to the devil even if it brings you much initial success.Enjoy your TROPHYLESS seasons till RAPture. Who's complaining about the Glazers? Have they affected the way United play or snatch talents all over the planet? How did Wenger lose Smalling after tracking him for 18 months even with his debt-free policy? And we are supposed to believe the person who wrote this is intelligent? did the fall of the GBP affect Manure alone? when did Arsenal move away from the UK and join the Eurozone?What has Arsenal gotta do with this issue? I was only replying a retard like you mixing up the numbers i quoted about United's worth 18 months ago and now. The fact remains Arsenal will always follow United's foot-steps. We lead the way, Wenger only follows. Until his fledglings win the league or a domestic trophy at senior level, Arsene Wenger is the definition of FAILURE. |
dayokanu:You are a tarado. . . . .Just like retards like Matthias Sammer, Jurgen Rober and Thomas Doll all managed club teams without success. Who cannot manage a club team? The most retarded managers have managed clubs in Germany without shame. A simpleton like Eric Ribbeck managed Bayern Munich FFS. Then you have the social reprobate(Jupp Heynckes) being a gaffer at Bayern? ![]() Ribbeck's IQ test is not even in double digits and he has to be the most useless manager in the history of German league. Did he ever win a title with Bayern Munich? ![]() Who cant manage a National team when you play 5 times a year? Try coaching a team every wekend and midweek.Nazi-tarado, Fergie was more successful as a club manager than when he was a national team manager. With cash, managing clubs is very easy. Even if you have 50 billion as a national team manager, you cannot buy players You have to make do with the talents in your country unlike Mourinho managing Inter Milan with no Italian in their Starting XI. And yet, u claim you are brilliant? Do you shyte your brain tissues every time you pop to the loo? I doubt if any Faggotsons proteges has survived relegation before. paul Ince, check, Roy Keane Check, who is next? O'Shea or Brown?Steve McLaren is on the brink of winning the Eredivisie in his first attempt with FC Twente(he's Fergie's protege). Laurent Blanc won the French league last season with class and few years ago, he was Fergie's defender. Guardiola camped Messi, Xavi, Iniesta away from their parents and they have the best football players in the world. There's a reason no German club have played a CL-semi for 10 years - Y'all are eternally retarded. |
dayokanu:Which vital stats? Red card is no excuse, Ribery copped a red card yesterday and Bayern still dominated, Abidal copped a red vs Chelsea and Barca still dominated.Ribery copped a red card and the equation was balanced when Toulanlan copped red. There's no advantage with 10 men playing against 10 men so put a cock in it. Did pu-NANI score a goal or even assisted a goal in the CL win? Just a player to make up the starting 11. Like BerbaduaHis penalty-kick was the most important. He finished expertly against one of the best goalies in the world(Cech) Had Ballack showed the same nerves against Robinson, Blackburn wouldn't have eliminated Chelsea in the CC. Useless Nazi player cost his team with a lethargic penalty kick. Romping to a 3-0 lead and still getting battered? Did you watch Hulk Hogan in those days when his opponents would batter him for him to always come back and win,Ribery sent Rafael off and i love the way Karma sodomised Ribery last night. He will now miss the final after getting sent to prison for orchestrating prostitution ring. ![]() I was even suspecting the match between Man Utd and Bayern was fixed because how can a team always lead and still end up crying twice in 8 days? It defies logic.Of course, match officials fixed it. Booked Rafael for retaliation but let Robben off for retaliating when Rafael fouled him. It reeks to me but United would rather let a team who hasn't played CL-Semis in 10 years advance. . . .Na like World Cup final to una. The economy of Germany rested on the results so i can understand Beckenbauer taking Platini's come-shots to advance to the Semis ![]() The same Manure who dominated the EPL were now made to run all over without a clue. Check Evra, Ferdinand, Vidic, carrick etc, You wont believe these were the same players who won 3 EPl titles back to back being despoiled by Altintop and Olic repeatedly.I cannot see the despoling this gay is talking about. . . . Bayern scored 4 goals(1 of them when United were down to 10 men). United scored 4 goals(ALL of them when Bayern were 11 men/ALL from Open Play). No deflected free-kick or dodgy corner-kick. Check those guys bank account I suspect Foul play. cos I expected Manure to be tougher than that. It was like playing Adamawa United.Which part of Nani's goal rubbed salt on Lahm's injury? Nani scored like he was playing Naija set. . . . . .I thought Nani had broken his metatarsal the way he turned his back to goal and still found the net. Lahm must now hate the sight of Nani. He has reduced Lahm's market value from $5 million to 5 Zimbabwean dollar. I fully expect Enyimba of Aba to bid for Phillip Lahm in South Africa. . . . .Thank Feck, Orji Kalu will be in South Africa to make an official bid. ![]() |
dayokanu:Like Shitzfeld plugged Klose's anus? ![]() Faggotson cant blood managers, He should ask Van Gaal how he does it. Is it a coincidence that 2 of Van Gaals prodigees are coaching CL semi final teams?Fergie's proteges have managed National Teams and you are here talking about Van Gaal's runts. U nor dey shame? |
dayokanu:The score-line was 4-4. . . . . .Don't distort the facts. U played against 10 men for 45 mins. United demolished the Nazis in the first 45 when both teams had 11 men each on the pitch. In Munich, United ran riot in the first 45. . . .with pundits asking whether it was Bayern that were away. pu-NANI? Ask him if he enjoyed watching the 2010 CL semi finals on TV while Lahm was running riot.The same Nani that had already won CL medal when Lahm was fellating on Felix Magath? Whatever Lahm achieves this season, Nani has done it 2 years ago with CLASS. ![]() What Faggotson saw in pu-NANI might be his haircut or his somersault, But in Djemba, Bellion, Massimo Taibi must have been as a result of serious HallucinationWhere's Podolski by the way? ![]() |
deekaybee:You are so foolish, a pubic louse has more intelligence than you do. My membership/subscription pay the wages of Man Utd players. So yes. . . . .I am entitled to say OUR, MY and any other schiznit you accuse me of. . . . Anuofia!!! |
dayokanu:4-4 scoreline is brutally despoiled? Have you forgotten your brain cells in Chicago again? Just tell Ronaldo that you saw Arne FriedrichNah. . . . . .Tell Lahm to buy new set of diapers after Nani tore him a new butt-hole over 2 legs. ![]() Nani promises him HELL if and when they meet again in South Africa. ![]() |
tkb417:What happened when Guardiola faced top managers in Europe last season? He won SIX trophies in one season. he'll run out of ideas?20LE is a brilliant reader of the game. This is why he can start from the bench with 15 mins remaining and bang 4 goals. He's a silent beast and i am chuffed with the way he has managed the United reserves. |
jalether:Fergie never even rated him more than 18 milla. That was why Fergie stalled throughout the summer and banked on SPURS selling him CHEAPLY few minutes before the transfer deadline. Unfortunately for SAF, new owners(Abu Dhabi) took over Citeh few days before the deadline and they spoilt Fergie's party. dayokanu:More like the way SAF saw something in Ronaldo, Vidic, Evra and Carrick. Supremely buncha players who have achieved more than any current Bayern Munich player as we speak. |
tkb417:I can only see 3 successors. . . . Jose Mourinho Martin O'Neill Ole Gunnar Solskjaer. Solskjaer has just won the reserves league and there are rumours United fans want a level-headed ex-player to continue where Fergie stopped. They want to model Man Utd like Barcelona. They are even in the advanced stage of making Carrington complex 100% residential like La Masia so United kids can live permanently on the complex and eat, drink, kick and sleep football. |
jalether:GIBSON will impregnate Gomez on Saturday. Put your money where your mouth is. . . . . . |
jalether:At Old Trafford? SPURS have never escaped getting thrashed at the theatre of dreams. They were in form when we destroyed em 3-1 with 10 men earlier in the season. fergie sure sees something in himFergie recognises quality!!!! I agree he overpaid to get him. Berba shouldn't have cost more than 18 million. |
chamotex:SPURS won't go scot-free. Their style of PLAY suits us very well. They couldn't beat our RESERVES in the Carling Cup - Gibson MURDERED em. ![]() tkb417:Whatever you like, make you yarn. Come Saturday 12.45PM, it's BERBASTART. |
duduspace:Platini can't do squat with United's debt. The most important factor is the wage/turnover ratio and United are tremendously healthy in that statistics. Our wage bill is just few millions higher than that of Arsenal and our turnover is almost twice as much as that of Arsenal. United are healthier. Wetin concern me with what your Reserves have done when the likes of Hargreaves have made appearances there recently?Hargo played only 45 mins for the reserves this season - STOP LYING. Yes, you will claim that 45 mins played by Hargreaves won the league for the Reserves - GAYnners and their ability to distort facts. FYI we've been playing basically our academy league squad in the Reserve league south (we have 15 players out on loan in the league who could have been in that squad).Lack of squad depth. . . . Reserves meant what it is. The spill over of the senior squad is the reserves. The academy league squad is mainly under-18s. Na lack of squad depth dey worry una playing under 18s in the reserves. Fact remains. . . . .Arsenal kids are yet to win the Southern Reserve League despite Wenger's retarded youth policy that has won nothing. I'm talking about the academy league, I hope you lot win your league so that we can meet in the playoffs and let our lads teach yours how to tap, but that is if Liverpool and Blackburn don't do us the favours first, we've already won ours with 3 games to spare.United are leading their academy league with 6 points. If you pay attention to details like you claim, you will know that Liverpool and Blackburn are 6th and 8th respectively on the league table. We churn out talents while Arsenal kids are duds - buncha unproven featherweights. The amount you pay to buy the club is very different from the value of the club as the Glazers already held stake in the club not less than 30% before they could even initiate a take over at all. Doing some simple maths, if they already held 30% before initiating a takeover and they paid 700m GBP to buy it then that means the club at that time was already worth 1,000m. GBP.Stop distorting the facts, Man Utd were worth 800 million GBP before Malcolm Glazer purchased 28% of the stake held by McManus and Magnier. They did not have 30% before the club was valued at 800 million GBP. These facts are not far-fetched. Stop pretending to be well-informed. Did you read the footnotes saying that stadium debt was included where applicable? on the same page your debt/value was given as 46% and you didn't build anything.We converted a 60,000 stadium to 76,000. United make the highest income in the country despite the fact that we charge 45 pounds at the gate and Arsenal strangulate their fans by asking them to pay 70-94GBP to watch LOSERS play week in week out. It's actually cruel to charge Arsenal fans 94GBP to watch the shower of shyte the team display every season. I will sue if i pay 94 pounds only for Chelsea and Man Utd to come to the Emirates and sodomise the team i support. ![]() Besides that was as at the end of 2009 season, we have subsequently reduced that debt by about 60% since so we should be on a debt/value ratio in the 15 to 25% range now and the only reason we won't wipe it all off in the next 2 years is because we gain nothing by doing so. But we all know your debts have not reduced one bit.How have you reduced this debt? Any facts you can produce to show us the debts have been reduced? Arsenal are a useless club in the way Wenger runs the club. If SAF is Einstein, Wenger is a mountain gibbon as far as managerial ability is concerned. Very soon yu'll be struggling to pay the interests particularly if Chelsea pips you to the PL this season.The difference between the prize money the league Champions cop and the runner up is less than 300K GBP. However, Chelsea don't even make half the money United rake at the gates. If we finish 16th, United will still make more money than any London club. We rule ENGLAND, others can only follow. So naming rights now equates to ownership?Whatz the difference? U will have to pay FLY EMIRATES off to acquire the naming rights back. . . . .Bayern did the same with Allianz Arena. Carrington however is still Carrington Complex and it's the media kicking up dust that United were about to shop the naming rights to Obasanjo. But a lot of excuses about the source of your debt profile.The same debt has made us win 3 titles in a row, got us to 2 European finals in the last 4 seasons. Wenger will owe $100 billion willingly to achieve what United have achieved under The Glazers. A manager that is yet to successfully defend a league title and yet to win any trophy in Europe is a massive disgrace to his club/fans. The word FAILURE should have Wenger's face printed beside it in the dictionary. ![]() biolabee:Does the statement. . . . "The GBP fell to the Euro/USD During The Recession" makes any sense to you at all? United's worth in dollars has changed in the last 12 months because of the fall of pounds but that is to ambiguous for you to understand. What's the IQ of an average GAYnner? Dr Kitaun:Some fans are hopelessly deluded. I get antsy with Wenger because he makes the same mistakes and expecting different results and he makes excuses with them. My team is immature, our injury situation cost us, my players were bullied, we don't have money, etc. When are we going to stop hearing this same excuse? |
duduspace:Europe will not survive WITHOUT Man Utd - There i said it. Platini was on his knees begging when the BIG 8 clubs were thinking of forming their own super-league and break out of UEFA competitions. United got eliminated out of the CL and UEFA are already complaining about low turn-outs. U don't become the richest club in the world And what Youth competitions have they won recently? in the past 2/3 years I mean so don't tell me what Scholes and Becks did. How many do you have out on loan in the PL? in the Championship nko? okay, how about league 1 self? in Bundesliga?Mumu. . . . . . .The reserves just won the league yesterday and you are asking what achievement they have copped in 2/3 years. How did Arsenal fare in the CWC tournament in Malaysia in 2007? Your kids did not even qualify from their group while United kids won it. When was the last time Arsenal kids won the Southern Reserve League? Manure always had a more successful history than Arsenal, to dispute that is to descend into lunacy. Fergie had been at the helm since when again?Get your facts right. The Glazers bought United for 700 million pounds. . . . .until the fall of pounds during the recession, the club was worth $1.8 billion. that is at the most a growth in the 30% rate, just compare that to effectively doubling the value of the club as Arsenal have done?Pay which debts? According to Forbes, your debt/value ratio is 41%. With Arsenal valued at $1.1 billion, use your church mind to work out the value of your debt Talking about ceding Carrington to our parent company, you have ceded your own stadium to FLY EMIRATES. Why is your stadium called Emirates stadium if you have any sense at all? At best, it should be known as Arsenal FC stadium if Wenger is really sacrificing trophies to preserve the finances of Arsenal FC. ![]() I have told you our time is very near, I know yu're peeing your pants already and you should be.United won trophies before the Glazers and they continue to win trophies after the Glazers. No excuses about developing this or grooming youths. Arsenal are short of their expectations as far as trophies are concerned, and they are useless as far as finances are concerned. Y'all are better off at Highbury than moving to the Emirates where the only guaranteed trophy is the Emirates cup/Amsterdam tournament. ![]() Dr Kitaun:Agbaya ke? Duduspace is only 55. |
tkb417:4-4-2 is the way. SPURS play open football. Dem nor send any opposition which is why i like playing against them. We need Fletcher and Carrick in the midfield. Nani and Valencia/JS Park on the wings and Berbatov/Rooney to lead the line. |
Krayola:You are embarrassing yourself here. . . . . Pep getting sent off was as a result of what he musta said to the match officials. . . . .Stop acting like a dolt. We all know the media coverage in England outstrips whatever nonsense you guys do in Spain so all EPL managers appear to be moaners. How often do we read about what managers of Athletico Madrid or Villareal do in England. Who cares if their kids don't grow? IMHO Pep would be complaining if he suggested his team had been treated UNFAIRLY. He acknowledged that his team were at a disadvantage, but that it was well within Inter's rights to have the conditions that favored them. That is more of an observation and comment, that a complaint.He complained. Mere mentioning it is a complaint. If it didn't bug him, he wouldn't have mentioned it. He was clearly making it known what led to his team's insipid performance. We LOST because the pitch was dry. . . . .That's even worse than Arsene Wenger complaining about the bus driver. ![]() |
Krayola:How does this affect the price of fish? Xavi was frustrated. Ask him an hour later and u'll get a different answer. I have my reservations about the officiating too but they go in our favor sometimes. I think dwelling on bad officiating is lame. U'll get players sayin that from time to time, but generally that isn't the way the club does things.Ask him an hour later? You are taking the piss. The fact remains your players/staff were not happy about the pitch and the referee and they complained(not that i disagree with them) But to say Barcelona don't complain about decisions given against them makes you a bit lethargic. How many times has Guardiola been sent off the pitch because of his rants on the touchline? Pep simply commented pn the state of the pitch. He stated it was within their rights to have it like that. When u're the home team u leave your pitch the way u want it. We wet our pitch because it helps our game. . . not because we are trying to be fair to our opponents.And he added that "IT DID NOT FAVOUR HIS STYLE/GAME" That's a classic COMPLAINT. |
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This guy probably just solved a theorem in Maths with the way he used formulas to predict lotto winning numbers from historical winning numbers. 
