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Fuller just sodomised Ivanovic. . . . . .Are Chelsea players brain-damaged?

When will Drogba improve his first touch. . . . .It's so embarrassing!

duduspace:
Of all those clowns you mention there, only Pique is worth mentioning

Ryan Shawcross - A United academy graduate is better than all the CBs in Arsenal including Vermaelen.

Welbeck and Marcheda have the potential to be good and Fletcher doesn't count as he is not within that age range.

Fletcher joined the academy in 2000(age 16) and was promoted into the senior team in 2004 circa so it fits your criteria perfectly.
I remember him sodomising Patrick Viera in the FA Cup semis of 2004 where he bested all the midfielders Arsenal had on the pitch.

Welbeck is better than Bendtner and Macheda at 18 will give Theo Walcott a run for his money in terms of ability

All the others are not fit to be mentioned on the same page as Walcott.

Theo Walcott - one way traffic man?
Paul Pogba has more football sense than Theo Walcott.

And will you stop mentioning Reserve league when we talk about youth development, Hargo is not a youth player and neither is Sol or Drogba.

United's reserve players are 98% youth players so i will mention then.
The CYC tournament(U-19) held in Malaysia in 2007 had the kids of Arsenal, Chelsea, Man Utd, Barcelona, AC Milan, Inter Milan, Ajax, Juventus, PSG, Porto, Bayern Munich, Flamengo, Boca Juniors and PSV. . . .Arsenal did not win a single game in the tournament.
Like Ashley Cole said, y'all kids are a buncha unproven featherweights.

rikkyjen:
Oga Kit, man, i miss you bro!

i come around on NL, i come be like stranger. . Except for Debo, YOU, Chac, Nateevs/ibime axis, Nazi-K,Tkb and a few others, i no sabi anybody here again.

You know when they say "Awon set yin ti le". lol, Thats exactly how i feel bro. . . .Actually, am tryna outgrow NL. Thats just it my man. . .

Kit, permission to open tomfoolery thread for the Nateevs/chavs? your permission is needed sir! cos i no wan match toes like last time.Wallahi, no be for Assnal!

Rikkyjen, abeg. . . . . . .I will pay $500 to see another TOMFOOLERY thread this season.
I think it's about time to make some GAYnners swallow their words. . . . .
Morons like MrCrackles, HNIC, Slimshay, AllBoyz, Rasputinn, etc.
I will spare Follypimpi, Eldee and Dr. Kit cos they knew all along the team would fail come MAY.

follypimpi:
So fabianski in goal,buhahahaaaaa man city 5 arsenal 0

Diaby is useless!!!!
Where did Wenger find the Arabian donkey?

duduspace:
Manure, HAD a youth policy back in the 90s and yes, at that time it was the best in the country with the allure of playing for Manure attracting the best talent in England, all that changed with the 90 minute rule. In recent times, Arsenal's academy has overtaken yours with our world wide talent scouting network. Only after Arsene's arrival and the initial trophy successes did Arsenal really pay any great attention to their academy, and it became easier to really bring up youngsters after we built London Colney.

Rubbish young players who cannot win feck all.
They were found out in Malaysia 2007.

1. Have you won any of the youth cup or academy league in the last 5 years?

We won at the world stage in 2007 beating the kids from Barcelona, Juventus, Flamengo.
In the same competition, Wenger's kids did not qualify from their group.

In the last 5 years, we have won the reserves league 3 times(2005, 2006 and 2010).
The kids have also won the National Play-Offs TWICE in the last 5 years(beating the winners of the Southern Conference).

2. How many players brought into the club under the age of 18 have progressed into your squad in the last 6 years?

It depends on what you mean by progression. . . .but the following players are better than any runt the Arsenal academy has produced.

Macheda
Welbeck
Fletcher
Shawcross
Pique
Rossi
Gibson
Fraizer Campbell
Richardson.

duduspace:
He always could turn up on any given day, it was the consistency that eluded him. I think its come with age and has nothing to do with Clichy and Nasri. Nasri also dealt with you last season in the league.

He's got the potentials. . . . . .It's up to him what he makes out of it.
Besides, Nani has not failed yet to sodomise Arsenal whenever he's played against Wenger's embryos.

Was he not accused of 'show-boating' some seasons ago by Le Prof?
The fear of Nani is the beginning of wisdom. . . .but he needs to be consistent.

Fabianski

Sagna   Campbell     Silvestre     Clichy

                       Alex Song
         Diaby                          Nasri

Walcott                                       Rosicky
                      Van Persie

-------------------------------------------------
                      Tevez

Bellamy          Barry           ohnson

          De Jong          Vieira

Bridge   Kompany    Toure   Zabaleta

                       Given

Kgdavid:
true giggs was appaling and i was expecting him to be subbed for macheda. i guess valencia picked up a knock which meant giggs had to stay on. whatever though, still love giggs.

If he wasn't on the pitch today, it woulda been a NANI hatrick.

Giggs did nothing for 90 mins asides taking a free-shot from 12 yards(TWICE).
The most infuriating thing is he got MOTM despite being the worst player on the pitch.

Kgdavid:
great game today! it was really open although the first half was a little devoid of any clear cut chances, the second half was much more intense. this season nani fletcher and rooney have really come of age and im particularly impressed with nani as his improvement from last season has been absolutely amazing.  i enjoyed the game as there were talented players on both sides with some interesting little individual battles. scholes was supreme in the middle of the park, fletcher was all over the place as usual, nani was incredibe with the way he kept providing attacking threat and tracking back superbly, rafael did a very good job although he could work on his crosses, vidic was great as usual, evans and evra looked a bit shaky but held out. evra really must be the best attacking leftback in europe although defensively he is not so good. on tottenhams side, bale was a great attacking outlet for them,modric was dangerous with his passes and control, defoe was not too involed but this is less due to him being poor than it is to the united defense being good, dawson was solid and king was simply fantastic today. the guy is such a phenomenal player. he foiled quite a number of chances and i found myself clapping when he scored. rafael  and bale had a great little battle today and over all i gotta say rafael won. he was able to stop bale from having any real impact even though he(bale) threatened united several times. at the same time he (rafael) got down the flanks well and was involved in the play. i almost forgot berbatov, he was much better today and provided a real attacking threat. however he had several goal scoring opportunities which he missed. without a doubt macheda should be on the bench for all our games now! every time he comes off the bench something happens and he seems to have a really good understanding with nani as well. good to see owen hargreaves back in he squad although he didnt play. all in all sir alex was right when he said we do not need wholescale changes to the squad. the future remains bright.

U forgot to ADD Ryan Giggs was useless again today.
For how long are we going to continue to carry this geriatric along?

Ferguson must now give Rafael a 10-year-contract.
He kept Bale in his pockets - The same Gareth Bale that turned the defenders of Chelsea + Arsenal into pub defenders.

duduspace:
My prophecies are coming true already within a week of making them. 
There goes chelsea, I'm sure[b] Sauron's people [/b]will come out of the closet very soon as reality begins to hit

United started the youth policy shiznit. . . . .Arsene Wenger is trying to copy but he hasn't been successful with it.
Whatever Wenger is trying to do now, Fergie did in 95/96 when his kids WON the Premiership.

The reason why Chelsea is going through this route is because they must have 8 HOME-GROWN players in their 25-man squad.

duduspace:
Nani has really stepped up this season, he is turning his maverick streak into consistent performances. IMO, after Rooney he has been the next most important player for Manure this season.

And this is NEWS?
Nani stepped up after washing the floor with Clichy and Nasri @ the Emirates.

jalether:
Sorry to burst your bubbles, Guus currently manages turkey

He won't start working until July/August.
Get your facts RIGHT!!!

meadow_:
Where does He get the gold?

That's his job - This is why he's called a GOLDsmith.

meadow_:
Now thats very funny. Thanks but I''ll pass, How do you even know engagement rings cost 6000 naira? Do tell,

Get your goldsmith to make one.
If your budget is really N6000, I will add N94,000 to that so you can get her a befitting present.

dayokanu:
VDS is almost 40.

Kitkat? That one na goalkeeper? I would take Wilfred Agbonibasket anyday over kitkat. Why no chocomilo?

KitKat is better than Bayern's number one!!!

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FERGIE to partner Berbatov against Tottenham tomorrow.
GO FERGIE GO FERGIE GO.

meadow_:
Hi n-landers, I've been going out with this girl for some time and her birthday is coming up in a months time. Please, I'd like your thoughts on what gifts I can give her to show her I really care despite my small 6000 naira budget ( Na wetin I get o). Please help me.

Give her an engagement ring.

Ibime:
With the threat of jail hanging over his head, you will be lucky to get £5m for him. . . . Bayern should just face reality and offer him a new contract. . . . I havent seen any rumours linking him with a move since his peadophilia scandal broke.

With the way Rafael sodomised him @ OT, i will put his market value at £3.5 million(slightly above Eduardo's current value).

dayokanu:
Mark hughes- Currently UNEMPLOYED
Gordon Strachan- Currently coaching Middlesboro in Div 2
Carlos Quieroz- Qualified 2nd in a group of Denmark, Malta, Hungary, Albania and Sweden after a playoff win vs Bosnia

Bryan Robson- Currently coach of THAILAND


Mourinho- Currently 2nd in Serie A in the CL semi finals
Pep- Currently top of La Liga in the CL semi finals

Compare and Contrast!!!

You musta replaced your white matter with chic2penis seminal fluid

Look at the foolish analogy.
2 years ago, Mourinho and Guardiola were JOBLESS.
What they are doing currently has no bearing on what they are capable of doing.

IBB is currently jobless and thus. . . . .Jonathan Goodluck is better than him?
Dayokanu, don't be such a knucklehead.
Guus Hiddink is currently jobless so Arsene Wenger must be better than him, abi?

dayokanu:
Hannover have signed Manchester United reserve team goalkeeper Ron-Robert Zieler on a two-year contract. Zieler never played a first-team game for United.

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=775620&sec=transfers&cc=5901

man Utd has missed a good goalie. Never let a German goalie off.

Ask Arsenal and their debacle after Lehmann

He's never going to displace VDS and KitKat.
Zieler is a fine goalie but you know the drill at OT. . . . . .A prodigious talent like Pique couldn't get a chance and you are defending Zieler?

debosky:
He is buying a new linguist - he needs new words to use apart from young, maturity, sharpness, playing with the handbrake on, potential, etc.

You can fill that role perfectly. . . .Afterall, you invented grammar.

So who is Arsene Wenger buying this summer?
I heard him boasting he is now ready to compete with Chelsea in the transfer market.

dayokanu:
When you type, Do you bother to look at the mirror and look at yourself?
I cant believe any human alive would compare Rijkaar, Mourinho and pep to Strachan, Mclaren, Quiroz, Mark hughes and Bryan Robson. Most who manage relegation threatened clubs

Man City - relegation threatened?
Real Madrid- relegation threatened?
Celtic- relegation threatened?

Did you trade your IQ for a plate of Ewa Agoiiin like Chic2Penis?

chic2pimp:
Whether the team was built from scratch by mourinho is not the issue being discussed here.
Does his Record in Europe rank along side the likes of SAF is the issue and on that the answer is Most definitely YES!!!.
Mourinho is a winner and a great coach. He has proven it well enough.

You are one dirty little hellion.
Your eponym is apparent. . . . .How many CL titles has Jose Mourinho won to be in the same league as SAF?
With £500 million worth of talents, he failed to get into a CL-final with Chelsea and yet his record in Europe rank alongside the likes of SAF??
In the punditry of hard currency, your IQ at best is an Iraqi Dinar.

Look at this Arrow ranting
IQ ko GQ ni shiorrr
As long as he delivers the goods, his employers could care less about him building from scratch.

Reasons why Roman Abramovic kicked his arse to the kerb after wasting £500 million!
Definitely, Roman could care less.

Done more than any european manager my foot.
His record of 2 Champs league titles in 20 years(1990-2010) is nothing short of Abysmal.

Jesus Christ, still he cannot get it.
U can only start counting CL years under Fergie after 1997(when mulitple teams started repping one country).
In Fergie's early days, if he doesn't win his league - He cannot play in the CL and you cannot win a competition you don't play in, idiota.

Which means. . . . .Guardiola wouldn't have won last season's CL cos they were not the Spanish Champions when they entered for the tourney.
Rafa Benitez wouldn't have won it in 2005 because Liverpool were not English Champions so they wouldn't have qualified under the old law.
Buy a shred of perspective before SHOUTING 20 years and 2 CL titles. Playing in the competition is EASIER now than in the 90s.

Had he been incharge of any other European heavyweight team, the board of directors woulda kicked his scootish backside to the curb.

After 11 league titles, 2 CL titles, 1 European cup and countless domestic titles?
All these coupled with the fact that he built a dynasty from the scratch and turned em into the richest club/the most attractive football brand in the world? Were you born a retard?

If teams were allowed to play any number of players after 1996, why didn't SAF go out and buy quality players to enhance his squad?
Just more excuses from you, what a shame!!!

Jose Mourinho never had such restrictions at Chelsea. . . . . .He bought well.
By the same token, why didn't Mourinho win a CL title with Chelsea if winning is that EASY?
Like i said, you have traded any shred of your intelligence for a plate of porridge.

Accept it SAF is king as far as the Premier league is concerned but on the European front, the likes of Mourinho and co are up there with him.

When Jose and SAF locked eyes barely 12 months ago, Jose was disgraced.

That was a different Inter team.
Besides that wasn't really Jose's team,it was Mancini's.

Even after adding Muntari, Mancini and a serial retard like Quaresma to bolster the Champions of Italy?
The same Inter Milan side that have won Serie A even before Mourinho's arrival - so what the feck are you ranting about?

He has since then stamped his authority on the team and as we all can see they ain't doing too bad.

Many idiots of the same intelligence quotient as yours said the same thing about Arsenal last season - when they crept into the Semis.
I will be waiting here on Wednesday after Guardiola kicks Jose out of the CL - i will listen to your woes by then.

dayokanu:
I know you are not too smart but I never knew you were this retarded

Rijkaar coached holland to Euro 2000.

Now tell me if any of Faggotsons proteges have even won a CL or knockout stage of national trophies,

Quieroz the best of them was disgraced out of Real Madrid without a trophy

You are a beast of burden - so only Rijkaard took Holland to Euro 2000 where he was disgraced as the hosts and then what?
Queiroz guided Portugal to the World Cup without Ronaldo. Most of the names i listed above have guided national teams and you are talking about Louis Van Gaal whose biggest achievement was winning only a single UCL in 95.

Talking about Van Gaal's proteges, Rijkaard was disgraced when he couldn't spin continuity with Dinho/Messi and Etoo.
Mourinho was sacked @ Chelsea when he failed to reach a CL-final after squandering half a billion GBP outlay.

chic2pimp:
GOODNESS ME!!!!!

With all due respect to Ribery, That has got to be the ugliest Wag I've ever seen.
Now I see why he was chasing after that 15 year old kid .
If I had the pleasure of or should I say displeasure of waking up to that every morning, I too might be forced to look for a nice chic on the side.

Be nice. . . . .How can you say such about Wahiba?

Isn't she pretty here wearing the French jersey(white)?
Abidal's wife in BLACK. https://images.redcafe.net/images/smilies/drool.gif

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Eastbay:
Notice he seems happy to undo teenagers.
We shoulda seen all this coming when he s.c.re.wed Rafael on the pitch
Now he's in a 3-way gangfight for a hook.er.
I agree with the above-highlighted. . .

Ribery's WIFE. . . . .Would their kids be classified as HUMAN?

https://img521.imageshack.us/img521/7804/01022005ribery09vf1phixwa3.jpg

chic2pimp:
Rubbish!!!
Jose's record in europe is on par with that of Fergie's.
Dude has taken Inter( a serial Champs Lge flop) to the brink(one draw and one win) of lifting the trophy.

My record will be at par with Ancellotti in Europe if i keep jumping from one big club to another and building on the sweats of ex-managers.
Jose did not build any team in Inter Milan, neither did he build anything spectacular in Chelsea.
He latched on the development of Ranieri in Chelsea +(££££££) and he's done the same with Mancini +(£££££) at Inter.

How is that a huge achievement compared to the likes of Shitzfeld, SAF and Ancellotti who had to build from the scratch?
Like i keep saying. . . . .half the square-root of my IQ is beyond you

I see you are looking for a reason to justify Fergie's shortcomings in the Champs lge. He shoulda better, end off there is nothing more to discuss.

He's done more than any other European manager given the circumstances he had to deal with.
The English ban from Europe between 1985 and 1990 stalled the progress of English football compared to their peers.
Before the ban, English clubs won the CL 7 times in 8 seasons. . . .After the ban, they had to wait another 8 years before they could win it.
A bit of history for you there. . . . .

I'm also not buying the english team were hampered thingy.
Guess what, in the 1990's Only real madrid and Man united in 1998 and 1999 respectively won the European cup with more than 3 Foreign born players.

Stop talking like an idiot. . . . .
The 3 foreign rule was removed in 95/96 after the Bossman ruling. So teams were allowed to play any number of foreigners after 96.

While retards like you might think it's a universal law which shouldn't hamper England, you ought to realise France, Germany, Italy and Spain have better talents than England. So England were hampered!!!

Let's even say they were hampered in the 90's, why hasn't Fergie won more than one in the Noughties?

1) The 5-year ban took English clubs 20 steps backwards.
2) The 3 foreigner rule was removed in 96 and SAF won it 3 seasons later.

You scall it cheating while I call it playing to your strength.
After all he did nothing outside of the rule.

Which is why it's a dirty tactics.
I blame Barcelona - was this not the same Jose Mourinho's Inter Michael Carrick sodomised barely 12 months ago?

dayokanu:
Which of these retarded folks have won the CL like Rijkaard, Mourinho and Pep.

Those coaching National teams which of them have qualified their team for major tournament Quarters or Won a tourney

I remember Mr Rihanna(Umbrella) failing to qualify England for the last Euro

Which of the retarded folks in Rijkaard, Mourinho and Pep have taken national teams to European Championships or have qualified a country for the world cup?

dayokanu:
And the shameless English Press is all over Ribery like flies on rotten pawpaw

Ribery slept with a child.
A 16 yr old girl can LEGALLY have intimacy in the UK.

Ribery is a pedo. . . . He musta learnt from Arsene Wenger.

dayokanu:
You dey mind Sharon?

He knows nothing about European football. If you checked this page he claimed Sammer has never won anything as a coach.

How can any sane human even compare Louis van GAals proteges like Rijkaard, Mourinho and Pep to Faggotsons

Roy Keane is auditioning at Ebinpejo lane for roles in home video,

Peter Schmeichel is undergoing counselling for depression,

Dennis Irwin has hoined the gay p0rn industry

Gary Pallister attempted to jump off a cliff last month

Eric Cantona has been a summary failure in life ever since.
Tried movies failed, TV presenting, failed tried to be a driver and failed even tried security jobs and he was rejected. He now lives on Welfare in Section 8 and manages the French beach soccer team just to watch guys erection at the seaside,

You are a serial slowpoke. . . .

Alex Ferguson's proteges. . .

Carlos Queiroz
Laurent Blanc
Alex McLeish
Walter Smith
Steve McClaren
Mark Hughes
Bryan Robson
Gordon Stratchan

Most of these names have managed national teams in Europe and this spastic beast of burden is comparing SAF to a retard like Van Gaal.
U gotta be a slowpoke to even compare club managers to national team managers.

duduspace:
Youth is not age restricted? , I'm sure 100 year old youths exist only in your hood Sauron. The statement was who has the best youth presently and you're judging the best youth by performance in a reserve league where a 36 year old can play in I refuse to have this discussion, it is not worth it

English Language seems not to be your forte.
I said the reserves league is not age restricted. . . . Drogba has played for Chelsea reserves before but how many times do we have senior players playing for the reserves? When they do, it is because they are using the games to gain match fitness or they are being punished.

Fact remains United's academy is the best in the land. . . . .They have won more, produced better players, have even produced Ballon d'Ors.

dayokanu:
This statement is remarkably moronic.

After Bayern was out of CL and DFB cup

Heyckenes led Bayern in 5 league games getting 13 points

Every mor0n in the world knew the league was already lost when Klinsmann was sacked but I guess you are a mor0n on a different level

If he was that brilliant with copping 13 points in 5 league games, why was he sacked?
Your brand of idiocy outstrips what i have seen anywhere in the solar system.

The fact remains managing a national team is more difficult - you cannot buy talents into a national team.
Shitzfeld won loads of titles for Bayern Munich but he has performed beyond useless for Switzerland.

If Switzerland was a football club, Shitzfeld woulda bought Kuffour, Lizarazu, Elber to reinforce. . .
But right now he must learn to work with the shower of shyte Switzerland can produce.