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MoviesDome1:
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ProDiverse:
Noting.. We are all Nigerians, we buy from the Same market and are governed by the most wicked and corrupt set of politicians. Corona Virus is real

TLrboss:
I was giving my girl head the other day, she really enjoys that shit. So I turned her over doggy style and planted my tongue on her vjay from behind. You know at such position my nose will naturally rest on her shit hole(anus). So when the going became extremely sweet, and my nose was just on top of her anus, the next thing I heard, felt, smelt was a very nasty mess that circulated throughout my body and my brain through my nose. Jeez!

XhosaNostra:
Have you not lived long enough to tell your own? This is not exactly rocket science, everybody has a story & I got volumes of them because I've LIVED.

fxtutor1:
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Kayodemax:
hi nairalander!

please I need your advice. I just got an offer from a telecommunication company in Nigeria but I was asked to scan and send my NYSC certificate.

I'm yet to finish NYSC. I'll finish by November.

is it advisable to forge thee certificate (just put my picture another one original one and edit).

I don't know if telecom company do verify nysc certificate also I don't want to lose the job.

please I need your advice

Thanks all

Le124:
I have a friend who has everything going on well for him,he provides for the house and take very good care of his wife,even go an extra miles sometimes to make sure his wife does not lack anything. But events turn around when the guy lost his job and things becomes very difficult for the man.
But the wife his working, suddenly the wife stop cooking for the man and said the man should be doing his cooking, later on because of the covid 19 issue, there one of less down 2hrs can't go to K.G. the man took over too. And now for more than 4months now the man is the one cleaning the house, cooking, washing dishes, and bathing with feeding there son, and the wife will just go to work and come back eat from the man's cooked food and then go to bed and start pressing her fone.
But she makes sure that there is food in the house and food for there son to eat.
All effort to talk to her has proved abortive. Even her Pastor and some relations have step in and still no change she always capitalise on the fact that she goes out to prove food for the family. That her husband his not even appreciative enough. So she didn't see anything wrong in all what the husband is doing in the house
Please what should my friend do?
Please this is a serious issue. Please

hush15:
Well, I will give you an honest opinion in the optimistic context.

While many say "sure you can", at that age the truth is its relative to a lot of factors. I don't want to discourage you cos they right, you can achieve anything if you true to your goals but am the type that like to be realistic and true to my self. Not that its impossible, its just that how prepared are you mentally for the task ahead considering your antecedence.

You need to be true to yourself. Many don't understand the concept of programming as it is multifaceted on its own. The are many types of programming languages out there. So depending on what you are going for will also determine whether you can cope or not.

Also there are different aspects of programming. Basically, there is the frontend and a backend side of programming. The latter requires more in depth knowledge on programming logics than the frontend side of it. Back end is more db related and your intuition level and logical reasoning must be spot on. You must be a good analyst and deep thinker to survive that end. Also to that end, you understand some core basic machine language, then how storage is being handled. So depending which side you want to go, it determines how deep you can go. Even the front end isn't a walk in the park but you will survive at your age.

That brings us to the question about your history is quantitative analysis. How good is your reading and reasoning skills? Cos programmers are thinkers and they must be able to interprete their thoughts in logical steps to achieve desired results. The phone we use, just imagine how deep people think to program a phone just to give us joy. So its serious business with 247 dedication.

That leads to the final question, what's your social life like cos I will tell you one truth, if you are a faaji person, a baller who is very active in social life, I suggest you forget programming cos most programmers are solitary folks whose nature doesn't go with a faaji person. As a thinker, you probably spend more time quietly and indoors. You probably be walking with pen and notepad everywhere. Just look at zuckerberg, his fashion sense is zero, not because he doesn't have the money, he just doesn't have the time to look good.

With all that being discussed, if you being honest with yourself, you will know what yo do.

romeo411:
I honestly want to switch to programming as in carrier change, considering that I am 40, can I still make it giving every input I put in.

igboarenice:
By the time he is through with all that maths he will be ready to face his maker

Spysees:
Fvck it!
A couple of days ago, I saw a lady scratchin' her butt as if it was recharge card... Alotta ladies do that shiit tho...

ajl:
That suggest that Akpabio main concern was her personal life, including the yam in between her legs he wanted to eat but got a dirty slap in return. Imagine, a minister bringing up issue about his subordinate personal life in the course of work related investigation.

Openbusiness3:
Share wetin na? Ghost story.... abeg ooooo, ma chest beating no reach dah level
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Originalsly:
Rationale?... don't try to cheat them or you will die a horrible death. Once you cheat them....that death sentence has already passed on you whether or not they recovered the money. I was trying to find a video a friend sent me sometime ago... a guy cheated a Venezuelan drug gang... posted himself online sitting on a bed with piles of cash. Next video... the gang somehow lured him back... hog tied him and made him plead to his father to send the money. The next video I sorry I looked at it... they busted his chest open like firewood with a machete and ripped out his still beating heart. This is how they operate.... using chainsaw to cut you piece by piece is quite common.... the reason why South American cartel came to mind. Those planning to go to Brazil ....South America period... or Mexico... with coke in mind need to seriously reconsider.....those boys never ever be smiling when it comes to coke.amd their money.

IpobAntidote:
Why don't they allow the govt to announce it.
They will announce things like this then blame the Govt when it turns out to be false.

OhBiafra:
Yoruba people have taken their body parts business to New York. So sad

omoharry:
I get you . I think the Aboki riders spoilt everything .These yeye boys were a menace to our society and some do hide small weapons like knives ,daggers and short axes under their Okada sit . I felt the modern commercial motorcycle such as the Go-Kada ,Opay should have been strictly regulated while the aboki bikes should have been banned completely .