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Meanwhile his relatives in Nigeria think he picks money from the ground

Ok congratulations to her

AdaAde:
That looks like sea foam.... it's totally harmless

This is not sea form

It's probably from industrial effluent

Should we praise him for doing his job?

khengxlei:
1.the medical name for a butt crack is 'intergluteal cleft'

2.people can suffer from a psychological disorder called boanthropy that makes them believe that they are a cow.they try to live their life as a cow.

3.a duel between three people is actually called a truel.

4.the two tiny holes drilled in every BIC pen is to ensure that the air pressure is the same both inside and outside the pen,which helps the ink flow to the tip.

5.in south Korea there is an emergency number (113) to report spies.

6.the process by which bread toast is called the 'maillard reaction'

7.snails have 14,000 teeth and some can even kill you.

8.the human nose can remember 50,000 different scents.

9.the television was invented only two years after the invention of sliced bread.

10.bull frogs do not sleep

11.eight of the ten largest statues in the world are of Buddhas.

12.in 2015,a silver coin with superman on the heads side was made which is a legal tender in Canada.there was only 350,000 produced.

13.tigers have stripped skin not just furs,the stripes are like fingerprints and no two tigers have the same pattern.

14.if you die in Amsterdam with no next of Kin,family or friends to prepare funeral or mourn over the body,a poet will write poem for you and recite it at your funeral.

15.the hilmalayan honey bee-the largest of the honey bees-make a hallucinogenic honey that tribes collect.

16.the man who found the 5,000 year old corpse,otzi the iceman in 1991 (oldest natural European mummy)was also found dead frozen in ice in 2004.

17.sunsets on mars are blue

18.if you sneeze while travelling at 60mph your eyes are closed for an average of 50 feet.

19.if you ever stepped on the moon,your footprint would remain there forever.

20.the brain is our fattiest organ,being composed of nearly 60% fat.


21.february used to be the last month of the year,whip is why it has the shortest number of days.


22.dead people can get goose bumbs.

23.people say 'bless you' when you sneeze,because when you sneeze your heart stops for a millisecond.


24.in 2005,mark zuckerberg unsuccessfully tried to sell Facebook for $75 million.back then it was called thefacebook.


25.people dont sneeze in their sleep due to the brain shutting down the reflex.


26.rowan atkinson-also known as Mr.bean-is the voice of zaza in the lion king.

27.its kinda funny how the the human brain ignores the second 'the'

28baked beans are actually not baked but stewed

Quite educative

Politics in Nigeria is cash and carry so I'm not surprised he paid heavily to get the governorship ticket for the PDP

You people should focus on the message and leave the messenger alone!

IntersexSherry:
I met this guy that lives close to me, well he has been hitting on me for sometime, i kept ignoring his advances because am trying to play hard to get but the guy is too fine and he has a fit body too, my type. So later one fateful night, i came to buy something at a shop, i met him there, he greeted me as usual and this time around, i decided to give him attention. We talked and exchanged numbers, ever since we been chatting on whatsapp and got so fond of ourselves then i texted him if he would want to come over to my house for some fun and he agreed. I dressed very well that night, sprayed my perfume, did my hair and makeup very well, had to wear a sexy cloth that can bring out my breast cleavage, i was set for that night. I waited and waited for him but he never came, then i called his phone, i was so angry and he told me he is sorry, he can't come and he is too scared to have sex now and he is not ready for sex now. I have never felt so low in my life.. I'm still angry now!! He normally wanked to my sexy pictures i send to him, i was so surprised he did this. Thats why i hate all this fine boys, their shakara too much.

Update: I'm reading some pretty sad comments from some pathetic people. You think you gonna make me feel bad about myself, well guess what? You don't. He knew quite alright i am an intersex girl and i made it known to him and he accepted, even told me it was my difference that attracted him the most. He told me after his ex girlfriend broke up with him, he started seeing all girls as evil and hated them until he saw me and saw i was a different type of girl, this attracted him so much to me. So you all hating on me because am intersex, you have no idea the amount of men that are dying to get into me but i keep turning them down, i only accepted him because i like him, i don't even like all these fine boys, i prefer elderly men, they are more matured in their thinking. Go get a life, haters! Being intersex doesn't make me less of a woman. That's just some medical problem i was born with. I'm a complete woman, beautiful and strong too

He's probably afraid that you want to trap him with pregnancy

Danielfx:
My ex girlfriend was everything i ever wanted in a woman. It's so sad i lost her to another dude after all that we had together. She was kind, romantic, caring and available. I had no boring moments with her and even through her family wasn't doing well financially she never bothered me with her problems, as a fact, she always assisted me with the little she got because she believed i ought to have expenses as a student...

Our love was perfect but along the way she cheated and started hating me. Well, i tried all i could to get her back but all my efforts couldn't get her so i gave up on her. On the other hand, my current girlfriend bombards me with her financial crises, from Body Cream to House rent, she has no financial sense and always want big things even though she can't afford them. She's a student like me, but imagine a girl that can't boast of her own 100 naira demanding a bathing soap worth 12k while i use 420 naira bathing soap.

Her demands are getting me nuts and i have dreams, plans and even projects that require money but how can i get my projects or plans done when i keep giving her money, taking her out, sending her card, paying for everything in her life even though i am a student.

I have no problem supporting my girl, the only problem i have is that i don't think i love her( i can't be too certain in matter of the heart) and she demands a life far more than her current standard. I find it hard to dismiss anyone from my inner circle because i only keep few people around so loosing anyone always make me think and worried for sometime which is something i don't want this period.

I don't even know what to do. I discussed with my female bestie yesterday about getting a better girl. A girl i can plan life with, that is concerned about me and doesn't exploit me with emotional blackmail, turned out my bestie does thesame to her boyfriends as well. I don't even know if those type of valuable ladies exist anymore...

Please i need your words of wisdom..

Ordinary girlfriend not even wife that's why you want to wreck your life

hesilo:
I am an IT proffessional who work in an Oil Servicing Company in Ph where i earn roughly 400k a month. However i have been in a relationship with this Nigerian American lady who's a nurse abroad and she's been asking me to come over to yankie so we could get married. I kinda told her i love the job i do in Nigeria and am comfortable staying back here. Meanwhile i had always wanted to marry an raise my kids abroad. Moreso, i told her that we could actually get married and she stay abroad while i stay in Nigeria, perhaps visit them from time to time. She told me she wouldn't want to stay away from her husband and that she's been alone for long and would want to marry and come back home to her husband everyday. I asked if it will be possible she relocated back to Nigeria and stay with me, she said no, that it's be better i come to the US were she stays and get another job. I am at dilema cos i sincerely love the lady and i think she does love me back.

My fear is going there to start all over agin, being at the mercy of a woman especially in a land where my parents ain't around, and perhaps not getting a good enough job to start up with.

What do you think guys?

Should i quit my job or the marriage idea?

Don't go anywhere, it's not like you're hungry here in Nigeria

Small pikin thread

kingeze88:
I Opened My Wife's Bag In Search Of My Wristwatch, See What I Saw After 8 Years In Marriage.
I have been living a righteous and faithful life before I got married, now that I am married, the whole story changed. At first I trusted my wife so much that made me believe every single thing she says, not knowing she is another thing entirely.

I was at home this faithful day, I got a call from my customer that I should come for the money he promised to give me, I quickly went to the bathroom, took a shower, put on a shirt, then I can't find my wristwatch, during this period, my wife was not at home, I was confused totally, I couldn't think straight, I had to carry my wife's bag closer to see if I can find her wristwatch.


While I was searching her bag, I saw a small nylon, I opened it and found an inhaler, I was shocked and I thought maybe it's not for her, not until I found an hospital report in an envelope, my wife's full name was written on this letter, and the doctor reported that she shouldn't miss any of her drug, advised her to do away from taking cold drinks and to keep the inhaler close to herself anywhere she go.

I started thinking, I began to ask myself various questions; is my wife an asthmatic patient? , how could she hide such secret from me after 8 years in marriage, or am I dreaming?

Readers, I need your advice and opinion, is that kind of woman a good house wife? Can I trust her even with my life, please do not hesitate to advice me, thank you for reading.

What's the issue here?

Goalnaldo:
"I was twenty-nine and not easily embarrassed, but my face reddened, and I suddenly felt self-conscious," Mary, now a clinical psychologist, writes. "I pulled my towel around my shoulders. It occurred to me that nobody in my family, outside of my parents and brother, had ever seen me in a bathing suit."
Source; https://chukybright..com/2020/07/trump-complimented-my-breasts-mary-trump.html

Lies

Jeroboy:
A young pretty South African woman is not ashamed to link her secret to the general public on how she uses her waist beads to attract and lure men into sleeping with her. This young South African lady made this public announcement on her Instagram page while she was streaming live on Instagram.

“I am about to link to you my secret of how I attracting random men to sleep with me. Yes, I am a proud sex worker, when I started the prostitution business I hardly see customer that will pay me a huge amount of money after sleeping with me, before after sleeping with me, some men will tell me that I am not sweet in bed, therefore they won’t pay me. So, I decided to go for additional powers since I am not looking attractive to some of these men. From now, any man that sleeps with me will never get tired of me and therefore won’t seize to do whatever I demand from him”

https://kicknaija.com.ng/2020/07/07/just-in-i-use-my-waist-beads-to-control-men-after-sleeping-with-me/

Lies

Newboss:
Paper wallet. He created 12 new Bitcoin addresses and sent those funds to the addresses. Those codes they're talking about are the private keys of those 12 Bitcoin addresses.

If anyone find the paper he wrote those private keys on, the person don hammer big time. They just have to import the private keys into their Bitcoin wallet (online or hardware). The person with the private keys own the coins

And what makes you think the did not find the addresses when they searched his apartment?

bigbananai:
and they couldnt hack into his gmail? they had to beg google to give them the pw?

Who told you they could not hack into his email

Lies!

That must be an achievement for him

What a terrible way to die

The thing doesn't even look effective

Enjoy

Congratulations to them!

You people like to promote individuals with unverified sources of income

What sort of wickedness is this?

No one is going to click on that link so you had better post the whole story here

I wonder what triggered this sort of attack

This man must have mental issues

That's her problem