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luminouz:
You are free to mail me using NL mail. But let it be in January, I still dey vacation

Thank you

luminouz:
Omoh, no be small o. Naso the guy land for psychiatric hospital o and the family dey call me,asking me for solutions. To what na? Na me say make your son, use knowledge wey I give am to try and get the dead to bring him money? How dafuq would I help? Do I even know which entity he saw at the cemetery?


I always like acquiring knowledge. Sharing it others require a certain risk that most Nigerians are not worth of.

Some stupid people no dey fear the "dead" na wa.
Boss can I have your email/WhatsApp number
Need to learn more from you.
Please it for knowledge nothing attached.

osazsky:
Pep and city don win league again this guy na bastard why is he so much obsessed with football city needs to sack him o.its not funny again o

Not to worry, his contract expires comes end of the season. He will leave

If she can't cook, she should go hungry.
For the fetching of water, Bro 90% of guys fetch water for their women.

The ball is in your court.

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madridguy:
I have received two community beating/fight for my life which I can never forget. One for school and the other one for area for watch night ( New year). Let me share the school own.

You will only understand this better if you attend government school where school compound dey big anyhow.

It was sunny afternoon, this time we are revision which means it is play play from break time till we close. I had a friend back then, Abdul Fatai who like to always look clean, he won't go outside the classroom so his leg and uniform won't have a single stain.

So he asked for something that day and I asked him to check my bag. He opened my bag and he found bandana and quickly take it. I told him to return with immediate effect because I know he won't return it forever. He is a big fan of 2Pac so he like to tie his head with bandana but to buy it na war. I am using the bandana to clean my body everytime I play football and no money to buy water, I will just beg for little drop of water on it and use it to clean my body.

Before I know what is happening he has ran away from class, I started looking for him block to block, I sight him na so he pick race. I am running after him seriously as if my life depends on the bandana until he ran through a class I followed him na so I used body jam one guy. I waited to apologize na so this guy landed me heavy slap. I look at the guy with annoyance, check if I stain his white uniform but no, na so I slapped him back. My slap make sound and grab other people inside the class attention before I know the guy give me straight punch for chest I return instantly na so this fight start. Before you know his class member circle us. Na so me self dey bounce as if I fit fight we threw punches at each other before his class members gather me up. Who carry plank carry plank. Plank I mean na from broken chairs and tables na so this beating start.
I didn't relent na so I dey fight they go. My target is only one person while the others are doing me strong thing. Na so this fight dey spread like wild fires, I was in JSS 2 then while those people are in JSS 3. This fight begin spreading inside the same class as people inside the class who were initially begging for me later join in beating simply because I refuse to bow down and quit the fight. A guy came from nowhere and said leave him for me, na so the rest circle me and the guy, I was too tired to even raise blow na so the guy they throw blow at me, try my best to cover my face but hooking open my guiding na so blow meet me everywhere. I fell down and everyone hail the guy, within me I said I would rather die here than to run away. I continue with the guy until I was able to come close and lucky head boot hit him for nose, as I see the guy is weak small na so I gave him better teeth bite for neck, the guy shouted in pain before someone else use punch comot my teeth for the guy neck. Na so I face the guy too, the guy first blow make me fell on top one girl na so the girl land me slap. Chai, na so they shout is now for a girl to beat you too. Na so them begin hail the girl too to come and count scores, before I say anything the girl stand for fight, I told her again I'm sorry, but she allowed the hailing enter her head na so another slap enter again then my head scatter, she's the type that used to fight boys na so I rushed her grab her and used her back hit the wall, she just go down straight, the hailing turned to, you Don kill her, na so everyone gather me again.
From no where I dey hear my name and the person is trying to rescue me, he was able to stop them because him na SS1 student.
He said what happened I said I want to fight, this person we are attending same Arabic school for area. He tried to settle the matter but as a very stubborn boy then I said no that me and that guy that started the fight must continue with a close supervision that others of the class won't join him. The person beg me and beg but I said no, his friend said leave and let go. He said no let go and look for his brother maybe he will listen to him because na so they stubborn for their house. Na so that one leave to go search for my brother.
Na so fight continue till I started seeing people fighting me started jumping their class shouting seniors are here. Before I open my eyes na so my brother with three of his friends arrived, he look into my eyes and asked me what happened I wanted to talk but I just busted into tears seeing his pains. His friend quickly guide the 2 entrance of the class. He hold me and asked how many are they, I pointed the first guy, na so one of my brother friend land him big slap, kneel down, na so I begin pointing, once I point you na slap, pointed like 8 of them. I told my brother I only want something from him, he said what, I said I want to fight the guy one on one. My brother replied me you are fasting, so you can't fight again, I told him to go then since he cannot grant me my wish. His friend said this your brother is something else na so they set me and this guy again. This time I was too weak and the guy too knew he must not throw any blow otherwise na die. Na so the guy hug me and said I am sorry for slapping you first.

Make I dey go my class na so my class mates too dey come, na so my brother told them everything is settled, I was like where Una dey since. Now fight has finished, I begin looking for my school sandal and uniform na so one girl bring it out. She said she help me pack it as I fling them away as the fight start. This girl follow me reach class, drop my sandal and uniform and quickly go get me water. When she came back, she asked me after I have washed all my body if truly I am fasting, I said yes. She asked again then where did you get the strength for the fight because she watch everything but she can't help but pray they don't kill me. She said and quote, when you reach house, tell your mother everything so you take drugs and sleep and if possible don't come to school tomorrow. I just laugh and replied, I am fine nothing do me.

The girl was surprised no to see me for class the next, na so she come ask me if body no pain me for break time she go buy me burger and tasty time. She said she told her mom at home the whole scenario and asked me if I tell my mom too, I said no.

Na so the story go oo oo.

I stubborn, but e be like my bullheaded dey learn work from yours.
LoL.

halfbloodprince:
Those jeans looks pretty tight, might have cut circulation to his brain. And both of them look like their biggest priorities at the moment should be proper nutrition

No cap, they both need to work their dress code.
Proper nutrition for university? Bro this one hard.
Except you from a wealthy family, or didn't school here in 9ja.

TheOldGods:
do not eat garlic, I repeat, don't you ever eat garlic unless you want to have body odour that day you will smell so bad, that they may not interview you again

What you don't know.
Eating Garlic in the morning before anything else.
30mins later brush your teeth, Take your breakfast (Heavy meal make sure the food is hot). I bet you, you will have fresh breathe for 12hours.
I'm a living testimony, for the past 6months.

Remember Heavy meal, the meal should be hot.



DigitB read this.

Chimeluv:
Someone tried to stop me at upper iweka, he asked for directions i no look him face i told him i dont know without stopping, when i tried to cross the express way, another man(probably the scammer's team mate) asked me what the man said i replied nothing and crossed road quickly before another person go come ask me question

Upper iweka, I turn deaf and dumb there
With my mean face on. All this while I'm still on motion.
Don't ever stop, to quarrel, reply, or exchange pleasantries at upper iweka.
Lol ��

narit:
Hmmmmm, reading this post brings back some memories, giving me a nostalgic feelings about the past. If am to share my scammed stories I doubt I will have all the time to finish it. Seriously, i have been scammed numeriously.

Infact during my teenage years, I famously earned the nickname "BOLO" (meaning a very sluggish person). I like to believe this was as a result of my very timid nature and placing huge trust in people. Two qualities which I completely lack today. Let me quickly share with you all one of my foolishly scammed moment.

Back in 1999, when I was in my teenage year's, my mum gave me 2500 to go and buy kerosene.
I sluggishly collect the gallon of the kerosene given to me and the money not knowing I won't be coming back with any of them. I sluggishly set out on my journey, when I got to the place I was to buy the kerosene, there were lot of people their as a result of kerosene scarcity then. So we had to form a queue, I was the last on the queue, after waiting for like 30minutes on the queue.

This rough looking guy came up to me and told me leg his paining him that he has been here since morning and he his thirsty, he asked me if I could get him nylon water, from a little distantance from where we are. I told him okay, he brought out #5 and gave it to me as I was going, he told me to bring my keg and my money so as to help me buy it when it get to my turn. Without hesitation as a result of my slow mind I quickly gave him the money and my keg.

I guess you all know what happened from here. When I got back he was gone. I went back home without a finch of sadness within me, I guess this was as a result of my slow mind. I told my mum exactly this "ma when I got there, one guy collected everything you gave me and give me nylon water. This is the nylon water he gave me" It was when the slap was coming, before it hits me, my brain within a Seconds processed all that has happened to me that day, and I knew I have messed up and it is too late. Till this very day my left eye have not completely healed from that slap.

Bolo padi mi
Lol

As a public servant, I have taken alot and seen from this ladies.
Most of this ladies, has same mindset " if I can have sex with so called boyfriend for free just because being in relationship, why can't I have sex for the money" to most of them having sex for the money and latter is same.


My colleague will say, if you can beat them join them.

NoFucksToGive:
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Illiterate chimp. because you are evil and into juju doesnt mean everyone is cursed like you.

After reading the two lines sentence that took you 2hours to compose, Including your moniker.
There is actually no need to reply you bro.
I pass.
It all love from this end, get back to work.

This morning bro.
It free and the results doesn't take more than 2mins to know your status.

The boy is negative, thank God
After the whole careless sex free live man don live.

Mama ebuka don baf, if I schooled in UNN
Na my type go cast mama Ebuka jazz

dopedan:
Just saw my cgpa and I landed in 2.2 and my dad already told me not to bring bad result home I guess 2,2 is not so good and my dad is not someone that is understanding so how do i tell him?

OP go and start work and send money home monthly.
Popcy won't ask you for your certificate anymore.

DamnnNiggarr:
Picture they say saves a thousand words!

Today, after our postgraduate lectures in UNIZIK, I and my friend decided to trek from the institution's school of post graduate studies to Bakasi square for a lunch, on getting there, we ordered what to be served to us and to my greatest surprise, the man brought the food with no meat, I called his attention but he insisted that there's meat in the food. So this made me to look closely and I observed a tiny meat in the food I was shocked and short of words at the same time.

Now, this gave rise to several questions running through my mind, is this how bad the country has become?

Something urgent needs to be done before things get out of hand completely.

N'ma Ejima will never change at all.
If you want quantity for food, Bakaasi is that right spot, if you want Quality run down to bamboo.

Old Good days Bakaasi that year hhmmm

MufasaLion:
Damn!

How they could pin you down in a broad daylight is still a mystery to me.

Bro it happens
Upper iweka is a case study.
Onitsha, upper iweka, boys will pin you down on broad day light, even passer-by won't intervene.

observanc1:
But i want to ask a question. I thought that the penalty taker is not allowed to take the rebound. I remember a controversy sorrounding that sometime ago, educate me pls someone.

First, the ball must first make contact with another player (e.g. the defending goalie). Once that happens, yes... you can hit the rebound and go for a goal.

Note: A ball rebounding off the post would not always count. After it rebounds, the ball must touch some other player before you can score.

temitope27:
gas is nt sold per litre but kg

Art student spotted.
Bros try dey calm down.

1 liter is same with 1 kilogram.

Diggjigg:
I don't understand

You understand Foundation?
You understand holes for foundation ba
You understand filling abi
You know wetin he soil abi
So na laterite confuse you ba.

Talk make Dem elucidate more
Lol

Onyi22:
Liquorose is not even your class..

Ode!!!
It called bro code.

fati2001:
yesterday where I was buying buttons[for my lab coat ],nah so a guy just came in ordering for a cream called paw-paw ... look at his legs[feet]so so black and reddish color .SO DISGUSTING HOW PEOPLE SPOIL THEIR SKIN.

Bro don't lie the idiot called it botanical name.
Papaya abi?
Lol ���

Mutemenot:
Any man without such experience is still a learner in the game.. I even got mine from a virgin. So it's terrible to say but all thanks to good medications

Big fat lie bro.
You can lie, do your background check and know where you contracted your STD from ogbeni.

You got STD from a virgin, take it easy boss

rawpadgin:
They will always deny it. If i tell you how many female celeb iheanacho don fvck!

Bro please list like 5names, I wan check something for the list.
Lol

aktolly54:
instead of asking the guy to show you how to fish yourself ,you are asking for fish that cant sustain you....

How to fish for "BET" I reject that river.
If you want learn how to fish for BET RIVER wish you best of luck.

Abi you just wan talk

brosdoncome:
Na me dey use my hand perm am oh 80k don sure me oh

Congrat bro

Do giveaway bro, remember the guy wey advise you not to cash out.
If your heart remember me too, I dey.

brosdoncome:
Abeg my ticket remain just Leeds to collect 0.5 card make my ticket enter. The cashout dey impressive but as per say the odd for the Leeds 0.5 card small Wella dey give me confidence say E go enter. 57k cashout nai be the cashout. My fellow gamblers, are my on track on this one?

E don enter

Where una dey see options wey dey enter ?

Adjovi:
Stfu with all this simp rubbish. When you understand life you'll know better.

Nah you never understand life bro.
And you just dey go camp, so it says alot.

NB: if a girl cheat on you, she might end up loving the guy than you, but if you cheat on her you will still give her that respect and still be madly in love with her.
Bro this is not an excuse to cheat.

Try understand life bro.

slawormiir:
Troops under ‘’Operation Sahel Sanity’’ were responding to a distress call about bandits’ activities at Diskuru Village in Faskari Local Government Area of Katsina State when the armed militants opened fire on them.

An ambush by suspected bandits in Katsina State have left one soldier dead and others wounded

Troops under ‘’Operation Sahel Sanity’’ were responding to a distress call about bandits’ activities at Diskuru Village in Faskari Local Government Area of Katsina State when the armed militants opened fire on them.
Acting Director, Defense Media Operations, Brigadier-General Benerd Onyeuko, confirmed the incident in a statement on Sunday.

Onyeuko said three bandits were killed while others fled into the bush.

He further explained that the troops continued to dominate the village and adjoining environment to deny the bandits any respite, pointing out that regrettably one soldier paid the supreme price in an attempt to save one of the rescued nursing mothers in the heat of the encounter.

Onyeuko said, “The incident was recorded as the marauding bandits stormed the village on several motorcycles, shooting sporadically with the intent to scare the locals and loot valuables. On arrival, the troops engaged the criminals in a fierce fire fight forcing them to withdraw in disarray.

“Resulting from the encounter, three bandits were neutralized by the troops as several others were believed to have escaped with various degrees of gunshot wounds

“During the exploitation phase, two additional bandits’ bodies were discovered along their withdrawal route. Also in the aftermath of the encounter, three women and their infants earlier kidnapped by the bandits were rescued from the criminals.”
http://saharareporters.com/2020/11/01/bandits-ambush-nigerian-soldiers-katsina-kill-one?fbclid=IwAR3v0pclA8z45sZYzmP8CMHbabh8F_in_KYfzfNEJB00rV3alg-MH8Hkhhw

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WHAT GOD CANNOT DO DOES NOT EXIST

Who gave birth to Christ? FEMALE
Who saw Christ first after is resurrection? FEMALE
Who gave Christ water at the well? FEMALE
Who washed Christ feet with tears and dried his legs with hair? FEMALE


The FUTURE is what? FEMALE.[/quote]Who are the disciples of Jesus FEMALE
Who is the foster father of Jesus FEMALE

OP all this insult for your AUNT husband.
Money really Yab man, this a tip of what your family are doing to the man.

OP if I may ask, What are you doing for your own self to help your siblings from such ?