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Freemanan:



THE MAN BELOW IS NOT IMPRESSED, SO WHY SHOULD I?

Craze dey ur head freeman

Zehner:
Yer..

Saw it on Instagram. She's having so much fun this period

be decieving yourself....that looks more like ikoyi boatclub

Gejpresident:
Let them die more, it gladdens my heart to see northern Nigeria suffer

God saves the Christian population in northern Nigeria, but the rest let them die I don't care

He-diot Go-at

Perfectwazobia:
Ok thank God another disaster was averted.

Finally after so many years on nairaland I made second FTC yesterday and today I AM FTC!!!!!!!! Thanksgiving on-point. Giving the moderator a like straight up.

PROUDLY TEAM FTC

Congrats .... Now go and cash your reward at the nearest police station

Yustash001:
The poster above me has said it all...but wait o...no female has ever won it...

One has won it na........her name is Abeeni Alagbo oru

Daughterzion:
All of them just resemble cartoon

See ur mouth


Abeg stop trippin

ogochukwu247:
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The singer shared photos of his precious little girl and the hair on her is gorgeous. See more pics after the cut...
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Source: http://www.reportmusic.net/photos-jeremiah-gyangs-daughters-hair-is-gorgeous/

Waooooow !!! Me love it !

KINGSAMURAI:
@OP URE 1000% correct. "its ladyF husband again.

U don high I swear

kinibigdeal:
You've got to gain admission at this age before you can meet that requirement. Abeg when you gain admission self and you won get such experience

Op u don craze I swear

criminalmindz:
friends and colleagues from every part of the nation and some of my best friends are not even from my side of the country.

However, recent events are making me to have a deeper reflection and I wish we- Southerners in this instance- can have some kind of introspection. Out of 25 appointments made so far, 18 are from the North, 3 are from the South West, 4 are from the South South while the South East has ZERO appointments. A tweet which I saw today stated that “southerners are only competent when it’s time for elections but northerners are competent in terms of governance” and this made the following thoughts run through my mind:

1. Only Southerners have been accusing fellow Southerners of corruption. Oshiomole has been attacking Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala as if Ngozi turned down his marriage proposal. The same Oshiomole tried to make nonsense of Akinwumi Adeshina’s successes in the agriculture sector. Ambode tried to pull Fashola down and successfully smeared him with stains. Maybe that’s why Fashola did not get the Chief of Staff role. I’m yet to see a Northerner accuse another Northerner of corruption, even when they belong to different parties. The closest a Northerner got was when the new Kano State Governor attacked Rabiu Kwankaso but he quickly sheathed his sword and even disowned previous reports of attacks. Why are we like this?

2. Are Southerners the only ones who are corrupt? Were there no northerner heading the ministries and parastatals? Did the outgone Comptroller-General of Customs, Abdullahi Dikko not have an alleged case of certificate forgery but he still served out his tenure until he resigned voluntarily? I’m not in support of corruption under any guise but the fight against corruption must not be seen to be sectional.

3. How come it’s easier for the President to believe that Sanni Abacha was not corrupt in spite of recovered loot while it is so easy for him to believe Goodluck Jonathan is irredeemably corrupt?

4. I still remember that aside from God, Tinubu made Tambuwal what he is today. The same Tambuwal would later call Femi Gbajabiamila ‘incompetent’ and rated Dogara as more competent. The same Tambuwal was propped up by Tinubu, a Southerner against a fellow Southerner, Mulikat Akande. Obasanjo was very key to denying Goodluck Jonathan a second term. A good number can still recall how OBJ tore his PDP membership card in public glare. The Northerners find it easy to support themselves but we are always pulling ourselves down. Babangida Aliyu, Sule Lamido and all the other Northern Governors including the former PDP Chairman Adamu Muazu often times refused to campaign for Goodluck Jonathan openly and many times even espoused the virtues of the opposing candidate on the rostrum!

5. Southern leaders and Presidents pull down Southern business men but prop up Northern ones. How many people still remember how Obasanjo ran Mike Adenuga out of town but both Obasanjo and Goodluck Jonathan made Aliko Dangote what he is today. No northern leader goes against their own. I dare to put it on record that President Buhari will never go against Aliko Dangote for any reason.

6. How come OBJ pardoned Salisu Buhari, the ex-Speaker who forged his credentials and he later was given an appointment as a Governing Council member of a University and heavens did not fall- but when Goodluck Jonathan pardoned Alamieyeseigha it became one of the major issues counted against him? Is there one rule for some and another rule for others?

7. We find it easy to raise our voices in support of the deportation of Buruji Kashamu but have no qualms with Atiku Abubakar strutting around the corridors of power.

8. Only Southerners find it so easy to abuse their elders when they voice opinions not in tandem with the popular opinion. We find it easy to diss Afenifere elders and call them ‘Afenifebi’ while hurling expletives and curses at them. We even abuse our kings and priests. Northerners will never abuse an Emir no matter how unpopular what he said is. Can you imagine any Northerner raising his voice against the Sultan? In spite of Tanko Yakassai, Balarabe Musa and Dangiwa Umar’s perceived support for Jonathan, northern youths did not abuse them. But our own youths run down our elders on social media while our educated elite also support the act.

These are some of the thoughts that have been running through my mind. I don’t pretend to have all the answers and I do this at the risk of being labelled an ethnic bigot. The point however is that Southerners have to get their acts right. We have to put our house in order. The bickering must stop. Let’s engage our emotional intelligence. Let’s not allow others to exploit our tendency to self-destruct.

Speaking from a criminal mind's perspective baa?

Firefire:
Both Christians and Muslims must reject outright the strange spirit that the APC, in its lust for power, has imported into Nigeria. On 27th November, 2014, at the inauguration of Rauf Aregbesola as second-term governor of Osun State, Senator Bola Tinubu, National Leader of the APC, asked Nigerians to prepare their charms and other juju powers for the 2015 elections. Present on that occasion were the big guns of the APC, including now President Muhammadu Buhari, former party chairman Chief Bisi Akande and APC state governors.

Why would Tinubu, a practicing Muslim, ask people to seek occult powers in order to prevail in elections? Why would Yemi Osinbajo, a Christian pastor, later associate with a political party whose leadership dabbles in the occult?

Nigerians are a deeply religious people, whether Christian or Moslem. Both faiths believe in the Lord God Almighty. Neither permits resort to witchcraft. However, Hosea warns: “My people are destroyed because they have no knowledge.” Could it be that APC members and Nigerians at large are unaware of the cultist foundations upon which the party is built?


Cultic broom

The broom symbol of the ACN was later adopted as the logo of the APC with the coalition of the legacy parties. Millions of brooms were bought by APC supporters during the 2015 election campaigns, to the delight of broom-sellers. These were then brandished lavishly during the election rallies.

Ordinarily, the broom is a powerful and effective symbol for a political party. In practical everyday life, brooms are used to sweep away dirt. It is therefore appropriate for a political party, especially one in opposition, to use it as a symbol of its determination to sweep away the government in power and clean up the filth and corruption in Nigerian society.

However, the broom is also a witchcraft symbol believed by the cultist to provide the power to rise above the earthly plane and to soar in the spirit realm. In the West, brooms are associated with witches visualized as hags who fly through the air on broomsticks. These witches use their cultist brooms to sweep away their traces to avoid detection. Herbalists use the broom to invoke the spirit of the dead. The broom is used as a gate or door before a ritual space. A witch draws a magical circle, enters it, and then places the broom over the doorway as a means to keep out unwanted energies or people.

Bad luck

There is sufficient evidence to indicate that the APC employed the broom as an instrument of witchcraft and superstition during the 2015 elections. What is cultist about the APC broom is the way and manner it is displayed. The APC broom is held up and not down. It is held above the head and then waved in the air. This gives it a hidden meaning not generally recognised.

In the occult, when brooms are waved in the air, they have the opposite effect of cleaning up dirt; they spread dirt. When waved in the air, brooms pour dirt on our heads. This makes it sinister that the APC chose this very gesture as its definitive slogan.

In this part of the world, it is considered taboo for men especially to raise the broom above the head. To do so is to invoke evil spirits. With the broom raised everywhere during the campaigns, the APC used it to cast a spell on Nigerians. Many are just beginning to wake up from this spell after 100 days of a do-nothing Buhari administration.

In Yoruba folklore, it is a bad omen for the broom to stand erect; it must lie on the ground. The taboo is that if it stands erect, it will be used by evil spirits to bring bad luck. The occult design here was fitted for APC electoral purposes. The party used its cultist broom to sweep away good luck from Nigeria in the person of Goodluck Jonathan. This means its success at the polls portends a bad omen for Nigeria.

Another candidate for yaba left on the loose .......msheeeeeeeewww

lalasticlala:
Agaragwu, abeg, which one be RIP
Lalasticlala

Lala u dey fear?

jomile:
Am guilty of dis
It's d only way i could get a guy to stop chatting with me
But funny enough some will send

Modern day begging. Pele

That emeka's neck though.....maybe its just my eyes sha

FriedPlantain:
Has nothing to with God or any supernatural being anywhere, it was a near- miss incident and the dude was just plain lucky. We should be more concerned about what stringent safety measures that should be put in place and enforced to curtail similar occurrence from happening rather than focusing on how some supernatural being helped the dude escape unscathed in the accident. At least that is how it is done in saner climes.

Clap for yourself, you have been noticed !

Proffdada:
six times only
he should be castrated six times!!!

BTW i dedicate this FTC to introvert and LADY F who has made it an inheritance register

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Uhmmmmmmm....

INTROVERT:
Stop sleeping on public buses... next time they touch you, shout but don't lay your hand on him.






if I say I don't enter public buses, they will have my head
I DONT ENTER PUBLIC BUSES.

How is ur head useful to us when all we need is yur kittykat

ibkgab001:
where are you introvert?

The kitchen alone is more equipped than our whole building plus B/Q Still we Thank God

Abiii na thanking things ooo

INTROVERT:
Embassy vehicle

warrizdis

MizMyColi:
Warming up on point. I must buy their shares once there's an IPO.
I can't afford to dull.

Look bfor u leap

Aminat508:
Good morning

Happy new month



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And All nairalanders


This Shall be a SeptEMBER to RemEMBER ForEVER For Good things in Our Lives Insha Allah.. Hapi Nw mth Month

Oshey luv.....bless u.

I wish all Nlanders , NL-MyNNers , kalakuta Republicans, LandersCavers....Happy new month.



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And all I cudnt mention.


God bless y'all

Omotayor123:
Happy new Month to : Myself @omotayor123 Aminat508 Oyind17 Toks2008 Scentmarlc Adeh39 Agarawu23 Introvert And all my Romanceland padis Wish you llnp

Thanks darling !!!

dapsoneh:
These guys are really balling hard... mehnnn, money is gud!

I swear



By d way why is introvert on TTC.


Abeg shift joor make my madam sidon for her FTC stool

ladyF:
Awnnnn. ..good for him

It's [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again

uhmmmmmmmmmmmmm

ATMC:
Thanks

for?

CUM4WHAT:
Som1 tell me dis pics aint real...

Hehhehhehhe, very funny.


So we have to tell you before you agree d picture wasn't real abiii

powerfulsettingz:
Yes i was there in Oxford too

U mean oxford street, in oworonshokii

Jayboi:
To be honest I dont see where the problem is. ordinary eggs to assist ur sister? now she has to fulfill her promise. she could av made the promise out of desperation. shey na she say make u born children u can't cater for. u are just a gold digger seeking to reap from where u didn't sow.

another alien on NL

ladyF:
demand for a DNA test maybe...its gonna be hard for people to believe. This is like a surrogacy case, you two should have signed an agreement.

It's [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again

What's funny

edeja1:
THE THING IS, ONCE YOU START HAVING SEX, YOU BECOME SEXUALLY ACTIVE AND CAN'T STOP BECAUSE PRODUCTION OF SPERM CELLS INCREASES.WHEN THIS CELLS MATURE, THEY HAVE TO BE RELEASED TO ENABLE THE PRODUCTION OF NEW CELLS.IF U TRY TO HOLD IT YOU BECOME DUMB AND SICK IN MOST CASES. BUT IF U ARE STILL A VIRGIN, IT IS EASIER TO STAY WITHOUT SEX BECAUSE SPERM PRODUCTION IS MINIMAL AND REDUCED.@ OP U DNT HAVE A JOYSTICK BUT THINK ABOUT HOW UNCOMFORTABLE A DROP OF THAT CONTENT IN A JOYSTICK CAN MAKE U BE IN A NINE MONTHS TIME RANGE THEN U MAY UNDERSTAND THE CONDITION OF THE CARRIER OF THE JOYSTICK AND THE WHOLE CONTENT SHIKINA

GBAM !!!!!!

COURTTTTTTTTTTT !!!!! ARISE!

OP as for your question, nothing happens,

his brain wont go mushy
his diick wont shrink
he wont have cancer of balls


his right hand may grow muscular though as a result of frequent wanking, and his soaps and creams may finish earlier than expected

Right on point. By the way let's ask thatvaselineguy what he thinks.








Naijasinglegirl how far.....been a while oooo