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FriendsAndFans:
Well she never called to take you out in he first place. Naa you carry your own hand follow the girl talk say you go like see am.

We agree to see for house,not go on a very 3xpensive date.
There's a huge difference,especially for someone you don't like much.

Blunttruth:
So why are you telling us. Mr Assistant boyfriend to main babe. . For your mind you are sleek. Your main babe is even sleeker.

I am not sleek,just very spontaneous and good with numbers.
I always do cost analysis before doing anything.

So there's this girl I met through a friend a while bqck.
Not really into dating her as she's not worth getting distracted from my current babe for.
So what else?Knack and go right?Okay sure.
We don't really talk often and when we do ,I keep it brief .
So was bored during the week,chatted her up,ask that we share a fine bottle of scotch I've got at home.She gree She's never been to my place before.
Then after a while,my main call tell me say this whole NEPA issue blablabla,she'll love to come to my place and prepare for work on Monday as her gen can't carry iron and all that
I no fit deny na,I obliged.
D day came,na she first ask me if we are still seeing,I said yes.
Thought of what to do and looked for a serviced apartment in my area so I can pass it off as my place so she can relax and we'd just chill, drink and Bleep without she noticing anything.
They say N45k,so I thought of it through and see it wasn't worth it because what if she comes and start resisting sex?So 45k go just go like that?No na.
So I hit her up and say why don't we change venue to her place?She say no bla bla bla...na this girl know whether she get shrine for that her house weh she dey always not want me to come there.
She come suggest say we go on a proper date and picked one of the best restaurants in town lol.
I left the clown on read(blue ticks)
Carry you go restaurant as my babe or wetin?weyrey.
Later took my babe out same night and we had a time of our lives jarey
I even try to want share single malt scotch with this idiot,she come think say she worth opening it for,not knowing say na because of konji make me want even open the drink in the first place as I'm not too comfortable with it,let alone taking her on an expensive date.
mgbeke!

Sad,
I really hate flying and still scared of it till date.
Always uneasy in those things till I disembark.
RIP to the lives lost.

englishmart:
Posterity is not scripted.

Some certain aspects of it is...
Not really into back and forth.

englishmart:
Abi? Shey you know her in person?

Maybe,maybe not.
But you'll know that phase is over for her following the recent stance changes.
Posterity decides for us all I guess

englishmart:
Don't mind the siggy. She's in her late 20's

Early 30s...or 30.

My brother told me this like q0 years ago and I'm beginning to think it's true.
As a man,if you have goals to achieve ,especially big ones, it is good to stay away from women.
Comes with all sorts of distractions and drawbacks.

Broddashaggi.
I too like sabinus,so effortless.
Love lasisi too

Candidlady:
Dude
Criminal minded person you are! Hope you have turned a new leaf now

Haha once an Ol'gee,always an Ol'gee I guess

My older brother caught me watching his lothario girls porn in ss1,I still deny not watching it till date

I use to borrow money a lot from fellow students I think from js3,like borrow 500 for 750 to pay the next day .Stole from My mum's bag to pay those debts.
Sometimes when I cant steal,they'll come hovering around my house threatening to tell my parents.
Well,my parents were busy and were hardly around and you dare not enter our compound because we have dogs and were neighbourhood elite
Used this to my advantage until one of my creditors located my mother's business premises.

Use to bring my friends home to drink my father's whiskey and stuff and got busted.I denied it and made my brother look like a fool.

Watched a whole lot of porn growing up,was never caught because I use desktop to watch mine and most of my folks couldn't operate it.(Pentium II)

Saved my half French, school sweetheart's number in my phone as "meu amore" ,Spanish for my love.My bro saw it and asked,I deny the meaning but he knew deep down what it meant.

Use to masturbate a lot too then,I don't think anyone ever noticed but my dad who always finds my soap soaked in water buckets in odd places around the house,he never confronted me about it but as I grow older,I now know he knew but chose to ignore because he always takes them out.

Stole mum's 100k to buy PS2 from a neighbourhood hustler and my mum caught it,attacked the guy and he returned the funds.
That was when everyone knew I was a very big criminal lol.

Thank God for growth and today

DevilsEqual:
Sir,can we chat on WhatsApp?
Just need to speak to someone who's been in my shoes before

Maybe I'm just feeling unnecessarily intimidated or have self-esteem issues...I don't even know

Would love to remai anonymous,no hard feelings bro.
I can give you whatever guidance you need here.

DevilsEqual:
Bro,I'm in same situation now and its affecting both my mental health and my self-esteem


I've tried reaching out to most people to advise me but I'm still troubled about this...for how long shall I remain in her shadow

Why are you still with her if she troubles you this much like you say?

buckeyemedia:
What makes you think his will sell more, have you tasted both to be a Judge?

Oboy said why give someone else his 13 million Naira, when he can package it himself as his own brand?

A Master P mindset.

Taste means nothing in this business,branding,capacity and distribution network is all that counts and he has already proven he has all.
He is popular,
Have more capacity to produce much quantity and have price advantage.
Easier market penetrative power as someone that has been in the alcohol business for long.Reason why relief market divide in 2 because of him.
You think if it was you and your N13m factory product you took to relief, anybody will answer you or look you twice?
13m is very fair for a distribution deal as its a no brainer that the drink will sell itself.
Just put 13m in it,take a territory and watch it sell on its own with little effort.
Besides you aren't dashing him 13m,it's for stock you will buy as first time purchase.
If I was in that segment of alcohol I would take it as 13m isn't such a big deal for the kind of magnitude we are looking g at.

DevilsEqual:
Have u ever experienced this??

Yes.
That's how i got to know.
Any particular reason why?

orohbiro:
when I never dey mad I go use the same money go open my own brand

Your own won't sell as much as his.
It's a good deal if you ask me.

Ola4lead:
I know your type.... I don't need to show whatever I have, before I know who I'm...
You welcome...

Lol,taah sharrap.
I think say you say money full everywhere?
Show me your own 125m weh full everywhere commonly ,you don dey cap another thing.
Go find beans chop,commot mouth for qetin pass you.

Ola4lead:
You mean you will give someone having 125m naira 50k monthly? Who does that?
Mr that we aren't having such amount don't mean some can't afford it... It depends on class of people you walk with. Good luck

I was asking you if you have it.
And yes,people who've got N125m will still collect 50k that they didn't have to go out of their comfort zone to get.
Please show me your own 125m or shut up.

toujurs:
Hmm don't say this o, there are alot of rich married men on the island. Very wealthy and don't know what to use the money for. I once worked at lekki phase 2. What my eyes saw. Oh my God. Both these lebanese and india, huge guys knacking shit out of 16yrs old girls, buying them iphones, macbooks, paying their rents. Some come from delta via flight stay the weekend and fly back to school

There's a huge difference between iPhone, rent and buying a duplex.
You see those people on the island as crazy rich because of your point of view.
Bros,Nigerians no get money,forget capping.
Even Nigeria banks sef broke, reason why when a serious project need to be done by a Corp or government, they start hunting for foreign loan.Ehy is that?
Because a huge percentage of Nigerian depositors have nothing substantial in those broke banks.

Ola4lead:
FOR YOUR CHURCH MIND? LOL

If you show me any of your accounts having N125m lying in it,I give you 50k instantly.
Free money right?
Just show me

WoundedLamb:
This might be outrageous but should he be sharing such information with the public? Of course, the client's name wasn't mentioned but I'd still not be comfortable requesting his services.

He's sharing it freely online because it never happened.
Besides,what explanation does someone rich enough to buy a 125m house cash and pay for it owe a real estate broker as to who he is buying the house for?
Nigerians aren't that rich yet to buy 100m houses to throw away to girlfriends.

4m naira to repay bank loan during covid lockdown.
Repayed first thing when business reopened.
Then I think another was 25k to fix my car(04 CRV leg pull) when I was in 200l in the university.
Fixed for around 6k(when naira was pretty valuable) and chop the rest.
I don't think i ever repayed this one.

Night bus to lagos,like a year ago.
Was going for a very important trip that couldn't wait.
Ate something and drank malt before we departed.
We got to delta I think,the hot shit woke me up from sleep.
Started tightening my butt and wanted to hold it till we got to lagos.
It got so bad that I had to tell the driver what was going on, he stopped near a checkpoint and handed me some sanitary materials.
Rushed to the nearest gutter and offloaded everything, small stained my boxers so I threw it away.
Got back to the bus feeling fly.
It was when we got to Ijebu ode around 4am that it started again.
Omo this time it was very intense and I felt bad to bother the driver again.
So I just topd him to drop me and I was running like a mad man in a place I don't know looking for a hotel around 5am.
I later got one and relieved myself properly before joining another bus.
Sad situation to be in.

Posting multiple WhatsApp status at once,
Will most likely mute the person.
Girls that overestimate themselves also get mute.
Posting too much religion.
Above all, people I don’t like.

RapistOnBail:
In Advanced countries, it happens that way.

In richer Countries with people with higher earnings, low unemployment rate,better traceability of citizens and an almost perfect financial system.
I am not saying financing a car is bad ,I would do it too when business permits it .
I am saying getting credit to purchase luxury is bad,means you can't afford it and just want to have a time of your life on credit.
And most likely you will default on repayments.
If you wanted credit to buy a truck,bus ,heavy duty machine ,I for no put mouth .
If I was a creditor,I wouldn't give you the loan because chances of it ending as a bad debt is most likely.
Regards,
Cheers.

Why should anyone be buying a luxury car on hire purchase?
You want to flex on credit or what?

Max at a sitting?N5,000,000 ...
My immediate older sister.
Cumulative? Mehn!

Car repairs

helinues:
You could have first asked why are they obsessed with relationship..

Hardly some people can go 6 months without being in a relationship which eventually na as usual story go end am.

Marriage or relationship is not for everyone.

The moment guys have chickening change like this, they can no longer do house chores by themselves hence the need to marry even when they are not psychologically and emotionally ready while the ladies want to excape from the reality of life by hiding under marriage, even if na to be a maid in the marriage, so many ladies have let go of their career, future dreams all in the name of marriage.

The society are not helping at all . They put unnecessary pressure on singles from 30+ even though they are not ready to bear the marriage finances palava

No woman that's untop of her career that'll quit it for marriage,none!
It's those ones that don't fully grab what they're doing in their respective fields that are ever ready to quit it for marriage.
Have this lady friend of mine,doing so well in finance.
Her husband is a great guy who has built something really great out of life,
He keeps pressuring her to quit because she always complain of stress to him from work which the guy hates.
But how can she after putting in all those years to get to where she is?
But all these ones doing nothing significant,before you ask them don quit to become full blown liability.Tueh.

czarr:
How do you like your beer, chilled or very chilled?

None for the night bro,
Just starting off with these starters before I jump on the macallan12.
Wish you could join me,
Cheers.

Nigerian ladies are the ones obsessed with it,I wonder why.
No guy in my circle talks about it sef and most of them can afford to,men just looking for ways to expand their reach on a daily.
But for the ladies,it's a whole different ball game.
Everytime you need to marry ,it will help your fortune,two heads are better than one,you need a partner bla bla bla,
Your head is so bright and you are such a fortune giver,yet you are always looking for who to run to his house and hold leverage on in the name of marriage,
Use that your support and good fortune to build yourself first,then we can talk.
Story.

olugabbie:
The idea of sanctioning states is to turn citizens against the government by making them suffer. It won't be effective if ordinary citizens are not targeted. They expect the citizens to rise against their government.

In the case of Russia. The politicians and the oligarchs have been expecting sanctions targeting them since 2014. So they were prepared.

This is an experiment for the West. They have fired all their bullets. If these sanctions fail to destroy Russia. Then it is game over for them. Russia will definitely cut ties with the West and look for partners in South America, Asia and African. The world is big enough to maneuver.

Heavy sanctions have been placed on states by the West Cuba, Iran e.t.c and they have failed to yield desired result. Those states (countries) still stand today.

Which is wrong.