₦airaland Forum

VeryWickedMan:
I love failed marriages

Me too.

I sure say I dey like am pass you.

After snapping all those prewedding pictures and doing pepper dem to us wey no go ever ready to marry, the whole thing go just come crashing and they will only come to Nairaland to weep.

So divoc19 abi covid19, continue weeping biko because I dey enjoy am

In fact, make I dance small sekem on your behalf now.

The man should just send her packing.

No time to waste talking.

IPIGMODS:
Noise maker.
This attention seeking MOFO at least get small sense pass all these Peter Obi-tuary supporters on NL. Those ones enjoy living on false hope and lies.
Peter Obi-tuary will not win a single local government not talk of winning a single State.
Take a screen shot and mock me if I'm wrong after the election.
Tinubu is your next president.
President Bola Hamed Tinubu, President of the federal Republic of Nigeria.

You are talking bullshit_

When you don't want them, they start to want you die.

What a complete set of confused fools.

Nonsense.

I don't care

saphiere:
Mine: Abacha

lalasticlala over to you.

I will not participate in this Indirect Age Determination poll on Nairaland.

I am old enough to see through this trick.

If people like to eat Jaki, they should be allowed to eat their Jaki in peace

lloydtruth:
I registered with Flutterwave but didn't see the PayPal option.

If you are using a desktop, then this is what you should do.

Log into your Flutterwave account

On the left side of your screen, scroll down to Setting and then click on it.

You will then see Account Settings.

Then on it.

In the area that says What methods of payment do you want? tick the box in front of PayPal.

THAT'S ALL.

BadRadio:
90% get married due to societal pressures, age or parental suggestions or recommendations...

what do you think is the appropriate parameters that indicates a person is ready for marriage?

Personally I think "Knowledge, emotional and financial intelligence should be a determinant factor when it comes to being ready for marriage.


what do you think?

When you see your mates getting married, just know that it is time for you to also get married.

There are no two ways about that.

Na wa o.

Why all these sudden hyping of Canada?

Wetin dey dat Canada sef to warrant all these useless praise.

You can make it anywhere in the world with determination.

You don't necessarily need to escape into Canada before you can make it in life

This is bull_shit

There's no substitute for slavery.

Wasted youths.

Go back to that your useless DSS boyfriend and tell him to _fuck you one more round.

Lockdown kii all of una dia.

The man get better jazz.

I am sure he must be from Enugu Ezike.

Sunmoluvic:
If they've distributed the palliatives without hourding it, looting wouldn't have happened
You're right about the fact that many people have not registered for NIn, and I can assure you that many old men and women are not even aware of it, the don't even know what it is, that's because the government didn't take every necessary measure for everyone to register for it on time.
And you should know that even if everyone has a NIN, two weeks wouldn't be enough for NIn update, the government complained that EndSars protest caused inflation and all that, two weeks for NIn update would be worse than EndSars protest, because this involves the entire country.
See I get your point, but everyone knows two weeks is too small, the started already today and those that work for the Network providers SA it's not yet started, the network provider will definitely take a couple of days to put in place the registration, and Nas already told ncc to extend it till February ending, next year.
So what's the point.

They are now doing online linking.

So a lot can be accomplished within two weeks.

SilverNorGold:
Nigerian youth are too lazy!... Something that didn't take me up to 10 minutes to do, they are everywhere on social media crying wolf.. Come February 28, 2021, most of them will still not meet the deadline and still call for another extension.

Too bad! Even on this thread, you'll see them accusing the government of "inflicting pains on them".. Very lazy youth! But if it's to watch BBN and vote for their favorite housemates, they'll lavish all their time on such frivolities, but common to do something that will benefit them, they are attacking the government..

Seriously, only God Almighty can help us!

Exactly what I've been telling most of them.

They only know how to spend their times on useless endeavors.

Tell them to go and register for NIN, they will ask you when be the last day?

Can you imagine!

Come on that February 28 2021, so many of them will still not have registered.

If you ask them why, don't be shocked when they tell you that they have not registered because of Buhari.

JohnDazzy:
Did you just arrive in Nigeria?

What exactly do you mean by that?

Dreament:
you are the one struggling with illitracy. how can government give two week ultimatum. I can't forget the stress I pass tru when I registered for bvn back then. and they want to repeat such thing during Corona virus

For someone who cannot even spell illiteracy very well...

You and I know that the two weeks ultimatum is not feasible.

The fact is that so many of you Nigerians have this disgustingly lackadaisical approach to so many things in life, therefore any means to get you guys taking actions is pretty much welcome by me.

Sunmoluvic:
I wonderwhy people like you just talk without thinking, yes covid-19 is still a problem and number of cases rising day by day, apart from that, it's impossible to accomplish that within 2 weeks, except if they're going to create a ussd code to allow people link they're nin from home.
Upto 50 percent of Nigerians don't have nin, it took me hours to get my nin all because of bad network and all that, I remember last year when students were asks to provide nin for jamb registration, come and see crowd at the nin registration centre, they later suspended it because many students couldn't get their nin, now we are talking about the entire country, within 2 weeks. Please always think before you post.
Thanks

How come that when it comes to looting palliative warehouses nationwide, COVID19 is no longer a problem to you guys?

You are now making all sorts of stupid and meaningless excuses for those who have never bothered to register for NIN.

Meanwhile NIN registration has been going on for the past FIVE to SIX years or thereabout.

How I wish they will block your lines, lemme see what you guys will do.

olatade:
They should bare it in mind that covid 19 is on a second wave invasion. This is not the time to jam pac the offices of telecom operators and 2 weeks is to short to synchronise millions of customers.

So you suddenly realize that covid 19 second wave is real just because you don't want to go and upgrade your SIM information?

Laziness is a disease.

Laziness always make you to continue giving excuses upon excuses instead of getting the job done.

It's not like supplying your NIN will take up to 1 hour to accomplish, or is it?

This stupid boy again always pranking his mama.

Davido is the real pussy here

Idiot stupid boy that cannot mind his business and always foaming from that his pussy he calls mouth

yanabasee:
To the simps.... you're right......

If you have self-control, you'll never be manipulated by puczy!!

Obviously, that fool has not self control at all

By their words, you shall know them

The scam don dey taya dem na

Anigreat:
I'm sorry to bother you all this early morning with this my story.

Apologies for any blunders spotted, and sorry for the lengthy post.

I have a niece who unfortunately the mother died when she was barely a month old, and her mother was my only sibling as my mother gave birth to two of us, remaining only me now. Her death was really painful to us, but i thank God for consoling us especially my mother.

During her pregnancy, she never made mentioned of the person responsible for her pregnancy inspite of my mother's threat. When the inevitable happened we had no other option than to adopt the child. We were praying earnestly that the child survive, glory to God she did survive though it wasn't easy, as at now she's 14years old and currently in SSS1.

Last week my mum called me that my niece says she's coming to Uyo were i am staying to stay with me since there's no school for now, which i obliged to it immediately. Prior before this call, my girlfriend whom i intended to marry was staying with me. I informed her immediately that my niece is coming to stay with us for a short period of time, immediately i told her this, her countenance change through out that day. I keep on asking her what the matter was but she keep on saying nothing.

Monday last weekmy niece arrived my place.

My dears ever since my niece set her foot in my house, this girlfriend of mine whom i intended to marry turned to something else. She stop cooking, washing and sweeping, all she does is to ordered my niece around as her house help. I was so hurt seeing this that i confronted her thinking that she will change, but she went from bad to worst.

Yesterday morning i overheard her telling my niece to wash the toilet and mop the floor before thinking of eating. My niece replied that she's too tired that she won't be able to do it(I was actually happy inside when i hear this)

What follows next was a sounding knocked she gave to my niece and the poor girl screamed and started crying.

Truth be said, i was so furious that came out of the room. I didn't asked her anything i just told her your cup is full today. I dealt with her seriously. The beating i gave to her was out of this world, that she was bleeding, though later in the day i took her to a nearby clinic for treatment.

I have learnt alot this few days. Men should be careful of the type of women they intend to settle down with.

As some of them will manipulate you that you start hating your family members or stop them from coming to your house for no reasons if you're not strong.

I want her to get well after that i will put an end to the relationship, all marriage plan cancel, and no going back and no regret.

Imagine if I've gone ahead to marry her. Is this how she will be maltreating my niece? obviously i will forever leave in regrets.

If you ask me if i feel sorry for beating her, truth is, there's no atom of regret in me, and i will never feel sorry for her. If she has the mind to maltreat a poor girl whose mother is late, she's capable of anything.

Insults are welcome.

1, 000, 000, 000 likes for you!!!

Na man you be

managemybiz:
Can't believe this did not make front page

You're welcome

Blitz888:
Nothing beats marrying your friend...

The line between love and hate is gossamer thin and can easily be severed but the bond of friendship most times is to the death.

My advice to people dating is to allow your friendship grow into love.

Cos long after love has waned, friendship is what keeps the boat afloat.

HML lovebirds!!!

God forbid.

I can never marry my friend.

There will be absolutely nothing new to discover again.

No excitement, no surprises, no shocks... absolutely nothing!

Such a boring life!

My brother dem tell you, you no gree.

Who is laughing at last now?

omamush:
Ordinary sense u refuse to have, tueh

It's either you are the girl in question

Or...

You have similar fake boobs too

Deceiving guys with your fake boobs will only cost you so much pains and anguish

Don't say you weren't warned

This one wey get fake boobs abi?

You mean she's a master in the bedroom?

Guys make una try reason this babe matter na

Abi una no dey see all these advertisements abi na wetin?

Wasted generation