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I luv eating plastic rice.

It tastes so much better than the ordinary rice.

It also digests faster.

If you are into body building, then you will know that plastic rice is the next best thing after Google invented by man.

In fact, once you go plastic rice; there's no going back.

How I wish they could manufacture plastic chicken too.

This xmas for just daliquate!!!

Haff bred is betta cannot.

Very funny post.

Guys, I guess y'all can now see why you're always advised to man up from the word go?

This OP learnt the hard way.

He allowed the girl to gain a lot of upper hand in their said relationship.

Which is too bad.

Now he's paying the terrible price for that fatal mistake.

Don't be like the OP.

Once a woman you are with starts showing signs that she has developed some wings, cut her down.

Slap and beat some damn sense into her. Throw her out. End the relationship...

It doesn't matter even if she has the sweetest pûssïe you've tasted in your life.

Just do something to remind her that you're still the man. Let her know that her respect for you is totally unconditional.

Or else...

HungerBAD:
Lol.

Women?so that make it pain the EX she down graded from a man to a boy.

This one wey open shirt, and tuck one side of shirt enter trouser like Tupac so.

If I be your ex,I go just dey laugh.

Some women sef.

She just downgraded upgraded by getting herself a fuckboy.

padi94:
Bro your broda dn kill d snake already, if nt we for ask the snake for him name

Buh snakes no dey talk na...

Oh, sorry, I forgot...

Snake talk for Bible!

Even donkeys sef!

I see no blood.

The babe get fine bodi.

Becina:
They even look alike,abi just in my eyes.
RIP to the dead.

Not your eyes only.

How about don't even travel at all?

I'm expecting her cucumber video to be out any moment from now!

toni68:
what's the minimum withdrawal from nairabet?anyone with an idea?

ONE MILLION NAIRA.

16. Don't promote shady investments like betting, HYIP, MLM, FOREX, binary options, and cryptocurrencies on Nairaland.

Who is breaking our law here by promoting cryptocurrencies now?

eyeview:
Girls will on one hand be fighting for gender equality and they will on the other hand be lowering themselves to the level lower than animals,just to belong

Allah I swear, the thing tire me, seriously

Go to settings,

under settings, go to Apps, then swipe to "All" and search for "Messages" and click on it.
Move downwards and search for "Permissions" and under it, select "Always Allow"...

It seems like your current settings is "Never Allow"

Thanx man.

Mtcheewwww.

Accident happen, first thing on your mind is to snap pictures you will upload on nairaland.

No wonder you couldn't even position the pictures very well.

You think everyone has the ability to twist their neck upside down.

Mtcheewww.

Tuface self

Anyway sha na the guy get im eye.

After all oyibo don talk am say beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.

zikter:
whatsoever business investment that strongly encourages use of only spare money(what ever that means), smirk of fraud and only fraud. why not invest real money if the system is guaranteed. anyways its non of my business

Look at this young man

You're looking for a business that is guaranteed abi?

Can you guarantee that you or I will wake up and see tomorrow?

Chief, the truth be say, nothing is guaranteed in this life!

Well it depends on the man

Me, I want that beauty o, seriously.

And yes, not forgetting the brains too.

Yes I need that one too.

But like I said earlier, it depends on the man.

Different men want different things.

If you are doubting me on this, just ask iyanya what he wants

Tos87:
Seun and his pawn aka lalasticlala are bunch of wallowing hypocrites.
your exceeding and shallow minded effort to add more sorrow on the minds of MMM participants won't fetch any gain. You failed on arrival. in as much as you never supported MMM...is it your money.
In fact who you epp?
Nonsense.

Hope you ban me after this

I'm telling you!

Their hypocrisy is very disgusting.

Since they care about peoples welfare so much, why can't nairaland start a social welfare program that is fraudulent free

Just look at the way they are publicizing the supposedly mmm crash and spreading fear unnecessarily.

To what end, I ask them.

I don't know why or if there are more single ladies than single guys but all I know is that nothing on earth will make me marry a dumb girl.

If she like make her boobies big like yokozuna and bumbum wide like river niger.

No show.

Dreamwaker:
She even has toilet paper to wipe after the action

Guy, You get sharp eye and a very sharp thinking faculty.

I hope say you dey put am to good use?

I love this!!!

Reminds me of that fast talking tattoo covered British guy on nat Geo wild who catches dangerous snakes in south Africa.

Dude said all he learnt about snakes, he taught himself from books.

Trends like this will eventually force our epileptic university school system to either sit up or pack up

Phi001:
So OP, you blurred out the face of the wife to be and left the name of the poster for us to see...

Do you think we don't have facebook?

The baby mama is deceiving herself there sha...

Abi did her dad kpensh someone and leave the person pregnant?

Don't mind the dull OP.

Probably, he doesn't know that a simple search of Joke Bukki Afolabi on Facebook will reveal everything he's trying to hide.

But then, who knows, that could be his aim to get people to that Facebook page for some cheap likes and dumb comments?

Loisemm:
Collecting money from others to pay others is not decent. That's what MMM does. How else do they get the so called 30% interest and referral benefits?! Most people know this. We just want to partake fast and make money. When it crashes like it has done now, how will people

The problem most of you talking like this have is that you guys cannot see the big picture.

Visualize a cycle where people keep on putting money and withdrawing money.

The cycle can never stop unless those putting money stops making deposits.

That's exactly how MMM works.

The 30% comes from other people's deposits but as long as every participant is willing to sustain the cycle, everyone will definitely get paid at some point in the cycle but not at the same time.

Is it clearer now?

Na wa o!

No wonder EFCC seems to be the only working government agency at the moment!

No time!

ocdeut:
Government and banks want it crashed by all means

Exactly!

Banks, because MMM is taking away their customers!

Government, because MMM does not pay tax.

Nairaland i.e. seun, umm... well, I just can't tell!

TrueHeart365:
seun has gradually become one if those ignorant social media owners who will do everything to tarnish the image of people/interests they completely know nothing about.

you will fail and MMM will resume come january as they always do every end of the year.

MMM gave me the capital i needed to boost my business when your so called banks and government let me down. so why are you always in a haste to post news of them to frontpage be it true or false when you should be concerned about what buhari and his cows in government has turned this country to.

my problem is the way nigerians are so gullible that the slightest falsehood shakes them.

for me, my confidence in MMM remains the same despite my 265k involved because MMM has changed my financial situation for good.

if you don't like it please seun.... look the other way cos you no go lend me money if i come to you... plus... it's our money, not yours

I dey tell you.

I don taya for that seun guy sef.

Na so im pursue us for betting kwa. The nigga come dey tell us say all na fraudulent means.

Before nko? We tell you say we no know?

The thing be say man musto survive anyhow. Your goffment no get plans for we youth. Your goffment no wan create enabling environment for we youth to go fully into entrepreneurship.

Now e come be say we still manage to find a way to survive for inside dis zoo using "fraudulent means" like betting and MMM, you still no happy!

Wetin na?

Anyway sha, weda or wedant all of you anti-MMM crew like am or not, MMM go still tay.

You wanna know why?

Of course, people no too get choice, most especially for inside this recession, so once MMM unfreeze GH, it's back to business as usual.

Corruption has become the norm in naija.

Corrupt people don't even see themselves as corrupt.

If you are not corrupt, then something is seriously wrong with you.

Cry my beloved country.

Choi!

Whichever way you look am, one thing na sure - Villarreal na straight to the Villa!

idupaul:
So Na only Governor escape unhurt ...fear these politicians

I dey tell you!

Pesin wey jazz full im bodi still carry the jazz enta church.

Chai!

I dey hear say pesin aide give am strong push me I con dey wonder weda that aide strong pass iron mike Tyson for such a push to catapult pesin from inside church go land am for outside into safety

Chai!

Indeed, power pass power!

dacblogger:
dnt waste your time, they are not worth the stress..only prove your love for him when he takes you to the altar, as for now, you have no reason proving your love to your b.f that might still leave you for another girl.

You may think you're smart with this response but I don't think so.

If you think a nigga is going to take you straight to the altar just like that just because you just happen to have a fine face and bøøbs and ãss, then I tell you to better wake up from that bad dream now.

Your personality is the main thing. If your personality is not healthy or attractive in anyway, no nigga is gonna take you to the altar!

A nigga needs to know what he's getting himself into and it's up to you to prove your worth to him, take it or leave it!

That's how it works from the beginning of time till the end of time.

Ohhh what's all this na?

Westbrom stop wasting time and do this thing naa.