₦airaland Forum

Luckymay:
*thinking*

Thinking what...?

hotspec:
A disastrous combination is when u have an incompetent AFONJA-Kemi, heading an economy team with an unstable IPOD-Emefuele as d CB governor for a clueless and directionless kunnu-sipping SHEPHERD from Sahara desert BUBU rulling a zoo.

At least, recognized that you are a SHEEP.

Yes na.

Misogynist or not, every true african parents (most especially the female parents) know say baby boy na the koko.

Unless you are not ready to secure your family name... plus including your marriage, if you are a woman (most especially woman wey don dey born female pikin since taytay)

4nobody4every1:
Nka be, very strange ordination, the church, pastor, the so called Bishop been ordained and all those responsible for the architectural design on this church should be investigated thoroughly, the whole charade looks fishy, l hope this is not an occultic assembly under the guise of a true church

Are you thinking what ayam thinking!

Occultic and blood sacrifice things!!!

Beranco:
I don suffer , I swear!

Betting hard. Chai...

Betting no hard anything.

Betting na jus try your luck.

If your luck enta, e don enta be dat.

But if you luck no shine; omo na straight to villa be dat o!

Chai, another RED SATURDAY

maybe, it's finally time to quit...?

No!!!

No quitting!!!

Nnaa eh, what is this world turning to?

Na so people dey need attention these days?

Which one be say anything wey happen, no matter how irrelevant it is, na straight to social media?

Anyway sha, I know say one day we go read a headline like this: KCee fṳckḯng his girlfriend HIMSELF.

Luckymay:
How pls?

What do you mean how?

You want to know how you girls display animosity towards each other or how it is an advantage, sort of, for guys?

Ever heard of statements like this: "I don't keep female friends", "I prefer to have men friends", "Girls will never you the truth" etc.

Now tell me, who is most likely to say those things? A guy or a girl?

Then coming to how that is to a man's advantage, if you abandon your fellow women for support, naturally won't you turn to men for that support?

This becomes an advantage because it now gives me as a man to opportunity to POSE AS A FRIEND AND WORK AS A SPY!

Na wa o!

I neva knew she was also a member of the cucumber crew.

LilNetty:
If they no give them una go complain.. Now they don start am una still they complain.. Human beings sha...Quote me at your own peril..

Don't mind them.

It is not their fault after all they still have their right to freedom of speech...

...Plus cheap data.

Luckymay:
They hardly admit another lady Is beautiful.
They act with utmost animosity towards their fellow lady expecially when they are with their man. To add salt upon injury, if the lady come fine pass them.

You are right.

You girls too dey develop as well as display unnecessary animosity towards una fellow women.

But I no go lie you, as a man, I like am like that because na to our advantage be that.

Sex objects everywhere

lefulefu:
True there are some randy old men who run after young ladies but then if the lady is not the type who sells herself to old men in exchange for material things she can always say no.But then what i am saying is that nowadays its single young ladies who chase and run after married men.You see a number of young single ladies giving reasons why they prefer dating old married men cos younger men who are single can't provide for them financially.These ladies waste their youth running after old men and when they are past the bloom of youth these men dump them for more greener pastures and the ladies end up at shiloh crying for a husband.Am not judging though but if u were to use a microscope on some of those ladies who go to church looking for a partner u will see they are the ones who wasted their youth jumping frm one sugar daddy to the other.

You mean single young ladies like the OP, right?

I cannot find the connection between the picture used in the post and the post itself.

Doxie69:
You called her 40 times? Guy your problem has passed the one of village people . Even someone that smoke weed won't call more than 2 times

I wonder how none of you could easily see through this lie.

There's a very big difference between 40 times and 40times.

The way I see it, the guy wrote 4 times initially.

Then for emphasis sake, he added the 0 in between 4 and times just to exaggerate his 'love and care' for the girl.

Somehow, I think it backfired because he just exposed his obsession by so doing.

But he can't change it anymore.

So the 40 kinda got stuck.

That's how I see it.

But...

On the other hand, let's assume it was actually 40 missed calls...

Haabaa!

Sorry guy, but if I were to be your girl and you call me like that, guy, I'm telling you, I won't answer you.

Ahn ahn, what is all this?

In fact, I may never answer you again!!!

You don't have any other important thing to be doing with your life other than to be calling a girl?

Your type is that type of person who will continue to knock on someone's door even when it's obvious the person doesn't want to let you in.

You think pestering someone's life is the same thing as being in love?

Mtcheeewwwwwwwwwww

My last thoughts: You guys can be funny at times. Just look at the way they are telling the guy to dump the girl one time. These are the same guys that will lie to their girls, keep as many girls as they can get, chase anything in skirts, and all the while they think it is okay.

But when a girl do them one, just one, you see them panting and getting scared like small babies. Una get luck say I no be woman. If not eh, I for do una strong thing!

Ndi nzuzu.

Onechancearmy:
You razz no be small. Na dis wor wor tin you dash beautiful?

Nnaa eh

The thing tire me

Maybe na the open teeth wey confuse am

I no talk am?

I know say na for dis reason dem wan increase data price.

Beht wetin dem never undastand be say capitalism is all about big fish eating up small fishes.

Once upon a time, MTN was the big fish.

Today MTN don dey turn to small fish.

Chai!!!

Beht na so life be.

I came here because I thot I will see a python dancing

I'm sure sometime in the past someone must've offered a similar deal to Billy but Billy turned it down instanta.

mukina2:
GOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!


iWOBI!


SEKEM SEKEM SEKEM SEKEM

But aunty mukina check am na...

If I begin call you as you dey call me na, you go fit sleep?

whoisuche:
where is ur bible verse to backup ur claim.

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Before the Bible, I was, so says Nature.

Nature was 'written' by God.

Bible was written by man.

Unfortunately, mother nature doesn't care whom or what you believe in.

When the right time comes, mother nature just has her way... all the time!

I hope you've understood what I'm saying?

Unbelievable!!!

Does the boy even know what the oxygen is used for to start with?!

Something tells me the boy only started crying when the woman emphatically told him oga sir, nothing for you today!!!

End time goal

obindomanya:
Say only what u know! pls concentrate on d issue @ hand ,MMM. Meanwhile if u think soccer betting is so easy or a money doubling scheme, stop over @ any Bet9ja shop.{ a lot of people have never got a dime 4rm betting after much investment)

You dey mind am?

People like am go just dey one place dey yarn absolute bunkum.

symbianDON:
it really seems this mmm thing is giving more concern to non-parcipants than the participants themselves! if you are not participating in the scheme I think it's wisest to let those participating be. I know many people....I mean many people whose lives have taken a whole new turn for the better...people government or no one cared about....yet the same people who don't give a hoot about them are the ones vehemently complaining and condemning. IMHO, while I'm personally neither here nor there, I think it's a personal choice to do whatever you like with your money. people should learn to mind their business..period!!!

I dey tell you!

The thing taya me, I swear.

E be like say na wickedness and jealousy dey worry all of dem.

You no wan do mmm, okay. No wahala. Shift front abeg. Me I wan do. No be your money na. Why the thing come dey bother you like this na?

I no jus understand some people sef.

kingofcasting:
CASTED and CRASHED! bet doomed before day 2. ticket slaughtered by the merciless bookies with the sword of disapproval. dead carcass picked up and tossed into the ocean of lunacy. swallowed by sharks and never to be seen again.

This man!

You are very funny

It seems to me you are enjoying peoples misfortune more than the fun of betting, abi?

Okay.

Continue.

But rememba

Diarisgod o!

Ifakiland:
U went to spend d nite in his house, he forked u and u decided to pray in d mrn after?? Menh God is truly not a man o!

Nwoke m, forget that thing.

Don't bring that your sanctimonious piousness into this, okay?

The problem with most of you zealots is that you guys are nothing but pretenders.

It's always funny to me when I hear people condemn having sex... most especially premarital sex.

Now lemme tell you what your 'righteous' reverend fathers or pastors or prophets or daddy and mummy G.Os will not tell you.

Having sex is not a sin

Did you get that?

It only becomes a sin when one party is forcing the other party into the act like cases of rape, for instance or in situations when one side is trying to use sex as a weapon of manipulation or something of that nature, you get?

But as long as both parties are engaging in it in a purely consensual mode, you are good.

But then, it could be crime. Remember, there's a difference between a crime and a sin.

Ask yourself this, if God really wanted us not to have premarital sex, then wouldn't he have designed us in a way such that our sexual urges will only start to manifest when we are duly set for marriage?

Well, that's just my humble opinion.

thesicilian:
Even those who don't have money to buy cars are reacting

You are too wickeding!

michoim:
Do not confront her, else you jeopardize your safety; those guys may come after you to eliminate you. That is why she asked whether you could recognize them. Slowly and tactically distant her. Form busy.Henceforth, code yourself if you are still living in the same environment;do not spend as if you have money. Lastly whenever you can, change location.

Na wa o!

All because of a girl.

If na me, she no go ever suspect anything. We go still dey pally. I go even try to dey close to am make I use the opportunity understand their format wella.

Then I will strike!

But OP wait o... hope you know say if she dey Nairaland she go don see all these advice by now?

Chai dis one fit be one chance marriage as per say the oyibo man no get relatives.

chloedogie:
You don't need to use the word STUPID to drive home your point. Indirectly you are saying people that did both traditional and white are stupid. Common man we are all entitled to living our lives as we want. We all share different opinions and that's what makes us human. Cheers man.

But cramjones is right.

Directly or indirectly, doing both marriages is absolute stupidity.

Mindless and senseless copycat na wetin dey kill you Africans.

Una don dey celebrate Halloween now abi? You don ever stop ask yourself wetin dat one come mean sef?

I'm sure you have two names - one local and one foreign.

Why?

Stupidity, that's why!

Yes.

Way to go!

I pray that soonest, they will start dumping certificates into the trash the same way!

Outdated and disfunctional edcational system is nothing but an ill wind that blows nobody any good.

Playa0ne:
Nigerians keep getting a hardon when a person of Nigerian descent gets appointed to an exalted position abroad. I always wonder what the whole Hullabaloo is about, what makes a man is it his environment or his name? For all I care that man is only Nigerian by name...He is a full blooded American and would work in Americas interest. Nigerians should focus on the myriad of issues before them.

You know our People na

Dem too dey like associating themselves with anyone or anything they perceive 'success'

Just the other day, one anambra nigga like that was telling me do you know that flavour is from our town

And I was like and so?