₦airaland Forum

Ajiswaggs:
Nigerians are the worst human being on earth

I dey tell you!

You are not so far from the truth!

She ain't attractive.

She's too dark.

I'll pass.

firstking01:
Sometimes when read a comment like this from a nigerian girl, ut makes me wonder if they are just sheer hypocrits or they type it just to accord good impressions

I'll settle for all of the above: both hypocrites and seeking to garner good impression.

Like my man Robert Greene will advise, judge people by their actions and not by what they say.

So many women who openly criticized Donald Trump still went behind and voted for him.

ikp120:
Thank you... I have seen this again and again. Many guys here also have seen such behaviours. A girl boldly told me that if you tell a guy your feelings for him, they will see you as cheap. That's a wrong way to think.

If you really really check it, you'll agree with me that in most cases guys think less of girls who admit to having feelings for them.

It has happened to many guys.

The ease in getting the girl as from thence on knowing that the baby don fall pata pata, makes the guy to dey feel like say im be Obama as im don get direct license to toy with the poor girl's emotions at will.

Na why I still dey advise girls to master how to dey play hard to get because if dem make am easy for guys, na dem go still hear nwiii.

DancingSkeleton:
See wetin one bhastard send me dis evening .. I be wan call am give am a diss my airtime just finish

Then your phone battery finished soon afterwards too...

omo police van don see enuff blood o!

Nnaa na wa o!

I thank god say dat kind nunu no dey naija o!

abi e dey?

Why can't whatever happens in Twitter stay on Twitter?

I can't find laid Mohammed amongst the masquerades.

devilson:
so it's right for the president to go on leave when there is still recession nd there is lot of mayhem in the country like fulani horsemen,boko haram nd co.

pls stop using ur ass to think u av a brain why not use it just once

Just look at the way you reason.

But I'm not surprised.

Why do you even sleep at night since there's still recession in the country?

devilson:
you gotta be fuckingg kidding me now,despite the recession the old hag called buhari wanna go on leave.

fucck the daura nonentity

Your type is the reason why freedom of speech should not be free.

I hope they can still maintain their first class pedigree in za oza room?

Because that is where they truly belong.

kelvyn7:
"WAS RIGHT", biko

Even nairaland mods can't spot that glaring error.

Skale1990:
How can you terminate ur appointment with npower if u got a starble job?

I hope you're not teaching our kids English Language?

Seriously?

Then that coach must be bat blind!

angelo5uk:
Men will always put their di.ck in anything... As long as it has hole

Abeg count me out joor!

Dont waste your time anymore.

Just get another girl.

Na she go do the proposal sharp sharp.

It works like magic.

In short, it works all the time!!!

rekeson:
Those telling you to quit MMM have no solution to ur financial problems, they can't give u a job, they can't provide you accommodation, and they don't care if u live or die.

U can chose to listen to them and die in penury, or come onboard so that mmm can rob Peter to pay u, and rob u to pay somebody else. In the end money will circulate round we participants...

Exactly!!!

In my place, we call such evil People "Ndi uchu" or even worse still "Ndi o so chi egbu".

I wasnt moved at all.

Lemme try cossy's shop.

enemmo:
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Sekem.Hello. I have a blog and I tried to apply for AdSense but my request was not approved.I just registered on fiverr and created my first gig.who can mentor me please?

Try to add enough content on your blog before applying for AdSense.

It's always advisable to have up to 20 - 30 quality articles on your blog before applying for AdSense to stand a better chance of being approved.

By quality articles, I mean articles that are not plagiarized but were originally written by you or by content writers you hired.

Avoid copy and paste style of providing content on your blog because Google hates it.

Good luck.

Snow5:
Pls put me tru with that Adsense u just talked about.. How do I go about it? I need to start an online business and I don't know where to start from...
Help a brother please.

Use Google.

Google is your friend.

Type "how to start a blog in Nigeria" into Google.

You will learn a lot

Then type "how to apply for Google AdSense" into Google.

Again you will learn a lot.

Finally, type "how to monetize my blog with Google AdSense" into Google.

Finally finally, as a naija boy wey you be, type "how to receive my AdSense payment into my local Nigerian bank account" into Google.

By the time you are thru with all these, you may not even be thinking of earning through AdSense only but you will also be writing an eBook on how to get started on AdSense as a nigerian from start to finish.

Writing and selling your eBook online is another way to earn online.

The OP can bear me witness.

True words.

With my Google AdSense plus my Bet365 earnings, recession in 2017 is nothing but just a word to me.

Online biz rocks.

The CEO of nairaland is my witness.

No physical shop, no direct customers, sometimes no employee and employee salaries to worry about, little or no cost of operation but yet business is going because 'shop' is open for 24/7 and your customers are worldwide!

I wonder why and what so many Nigerians are still waiting for before launching their online biz.

But for those who are willing to take that giant stride, ths recession may actually be a blessing in disguise.

amaben2020:
Idiot like you wey no even get Ordinary school cert, from his picture it shows he's loaded, and I know you don't even meet half of the requirements

You may have a point there.

If not, why is she getting so worked up and defensive over another man's stated preference in a woman?

Number 7

I have always had it in mind to do a similar thing.

But then...

I realized I ain't perfect.

Thus, no need to put another human being through that hoopla.

So, I don't (think I) need much.

Just a pretty, intelligent girl who will really love me for me.

So help me God.

QuietHammer:
Ogbeni kindly fvck off. I said I didn't understand the article as it was not comprehensible to me and others who liked the comment.

You don't have to insult.

The inability to make your point without cussing someone is usually a clear sign of one being a chronic dullard.

QuietHammer:
Genius in tech matters, can you please tell us of your inventions?

Don't be a dullard.

Do you have to invent your phone to know how your phone works?

Rubbish journalism.

MMM does not pay anyone directly.

The participants pay each other.

MMM only provides the platform for the payment.

QuietHammer:
I don't understand what I just read

I'm not surprised.

Neither am I disappointed.

Because so many naijerians are dullards when it comes to tech matters.

Wotof gear oil?

Wotof car temperature?

Wotof airbag sysyem?

MrIcredible:
Nairaland has lost it.

If it is not anti mmm post, it'd be one of this rubbish.

Actually, nairaland lost it a long time ago.

trueking:
1,000 words for #350 quality comes at a price dear.

Exactly!!!

Maybe she wants to hire HUNGRY writers only.

LorDBolton:
Wrong

Kaduna was fighting to 'install' awolowo...not for personal gains

I've forgotten the name of. The book OBJ wrote about him (it contained many personal correspondence + the manuscript by ifeajunna also backs it up)

Sadly his co-conspirators didn't see the plan through

The name of the book is NZEOGWU.