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Too easy.

I guess the scientists failed this time around.

Chibuhealth:
who love help? I can't

You again?

But this time around, i think i'm with you on this one!

Allah, maka Chukwu Eh, me i canto!

I tried to access the site on my android with UC Browser.

It worked!!!

dustmalik:
The power of 4G LTE got me the first FTC in 2017 , and I've no doubt that this year is going to be my year of shine, by God's willing.

Happy New Year, People.

Same old; same old...

Aint you guys tired of repeating this same Old useless prayer?

IamLEGEND1:
AhDonGerrit.
she has so far been unsuccessful in trying to get a man of her own,how does she plan on taking another woman's?

Probably it might work for her now because it is a well known fact that married men are the greatest cheats!!!

What happened?

I'm seeing the same message now.

I cleared my cookies and browsing history on both Firefox and Chrome.

But I'm still seeing the same problem.

What could be the reason for this?

Mrnairalandd:

Marriage is not for men who are aspiring to be great in life except you r marrying Dangote or Donald Trump

This sounds gay

Flexherbal:
Ha!
After how many children!!

Haba mana!

Didn't you see the adjective "very young" there?

Whytelyon:

Like say una come day fall in love with this program, oya see the function algorithm

import stdio.nl
import secondeye.nl

global DisposeCheatingGf()

	begin
	method:
		use kick()
		use forget()
	
	if method: isTrue()
		enable Trigger
	
	begin Trigger:throwAwayProcess
		closeChapter()
             end Trigger:throwAwayProcess
 
	end.

Chisos!

I'm already in love with the kick() method!

Was expecting to see some over young cleavage.

Not this!!!

EYIBLESSN:
People from those area don't give out things easily like that.
It will probably be because of business. Either the Whiteman is a partner in Crime ( You know I mean ) or in progress.
All I know is purely is that a barter trade must be involved.
What is the tittle now? Is it Eze- Gburugburu or the Eze Ndi-King of boyzze.

For one moment, just learn to appreciate something worthy when you see it.

Stop judging and seeing everything in the world from your myopic tribal lens.

What's the penalty for not having any or all of the items listed?

DIKEnaWAR:
My dear, no mind them. If they are not doing it for their husbands there are a thousand willing ones outside ready to do it. They shouldn't just goon social media and start ranting how men are cheats and all that.

By our nature, as men, we want to be made to feel like a king, cos we are constantly trying to carve out a territory for ourselves. Where we are not treated like kings in such territories (whether real or imagined) carved out. We become disloyal and bounce in search of a new ground.

Ogori nuo di abuo omara nke ka nma.

Speak for yourself man.

Treating you as a king whereas you're not is nothing but massaging your useless overbloated ego.

Is that what you really want?

No, not me.

Treat me like a human being by according me my due respect.

The hunter becomes the haunted!

Naija, I hail thee.

Whytelyon:

import stdio.nl
import secondeye.nl
import gfmodule.nl

main() 
  If found:CheatingGF==true
     Then 
          DisposeCheatingGf()
     And
         puts: EndOfSory()
Else found:goodGF ==true
     Then
          Puts:RelationshipTillMarriage()
       And
          puts:EndOfStory()

End.

I wrote this simple code to check for cheating gf'z on Nairaland Op take note.

Nice code.

Can you please write the full code for this function DisposeCheatingGf()?

https://i66.tinypic.com/2ry66q9.jpg

Illuminati symbols everywhere!!!

Echelle:
can he just bleach everywhere?
...cos i feels its justifiable...

Just like Michael Jackson did, right?

pyyxxaro:
If this babe give me free lashing ehn

I go bust cry run

because I know say her Kpekus must get small small teeth



The kin Babe go de stand de piss like man

Nnaaa na wa to you o!

How you go come look this kain pesin and lashing go still dey abi enta your mind?

Tufiakwa!

What type of pictures are these?

I mean, is the guy laughing at the girl or what?

NJPot:
I am not a fan of long acca but i just tried my luck with 39PHRH9. 100 naira to win 47 million naira, Can some experts here use their extrasensory perception to edit it please.

EXTRA SENSORY PERCEPTION!!!

I luv that!!!

Na today?

Oga sorri o.

E be like say police neva show you say stealing is not corruption indeed before?

wydmag:
I wonder what this country is turning into, once a female is the culprit, guys who are sex starved will be shouting about stripping her naked! I am not saying what she did is right or neither does it have a moral justification but stripping a girl just to feed your pangs doesn't make you any better!!!

Comot dia jare!

You think those guys dia are even aroused at such a shameful sight?

Nakeding the biatch and parading her serves only one purpose: to discourage her and any other person who wants to commit such a dastardly act of stealing from doing so.

If you think I don't know what I'm saying, next time you see a mad women who is naked, just take your time to look at her let's see how your smallboy go take rise!

The more reason why so many people should just embrace internet banking...

Internet banking makes your life easier and saves you a lot of time...

Dahlegend, so you mean all these positive things will happen to me if I should quit naira land?

I think seun must hear this good news right away!

I don't fancy slim girls.

freeborn76:
If Buhari had come, nothing would have happened. The guy just didn't want to come, the conference was inconsequential to the nation's socioeconomic and sociopolitical trajectory; it was a convocation of feather flapping noisy vultures. You celebrate the fact that a seating President is avoiding your region like a plague? If he doesn't come, you say he is sectional, he wants to come, you chant nzogbu! nzogbu! I have never seen a more confused people.

This will show you how stupid, senseless and föölish most of these ipodians are.

They are celebrating that the president didn't come. Tomorrow, you will still hear these fööls shouting marginalization and no federal presence in their area.

How will the president know the extent of your damaged roads if you think you will continue to chase him away from your area.

And speaking about that, don't ever fool yourselves that you can chase the president away.

If the man wants to come, he will and there's nothing any of you whiners can do about that.

Highest, you will just be sitting behind your keyboards to 'fight' as usual.

Why not introduce your momsie to MMM?

She'll surely be a super PH, no doubts.

cococandy:
Ode

Like my signature says, truth hurts...