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Wetin sef!

Nnaa men, this marriage of a thing eh, the way the thing dey make umu asa òrgasm eh, e be like say man pikin go begin propose to them anyhow.

My people how una see am?

[size=15pt]Matthew 24:5[/size]

For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.

JesusmyGod1:
if the dad was a Christian this wouldn't have happened,

anyway she will be found Amen

˙ʎuunɟ ʎɹǝʌ ǝɹɐ noʎ

Davash222:
Stop celebrating mediocrity.

She must be suffering from serious low self-esteem issues or she must be very very ugly and unattractive for her to have come up with these points and even call them benefits.

internetgangste:
i wouldn't vote GEJ even if i will die the next day

Me too.

Which Jonathan are they even talking about?

The same corruption-in-chief that publicly told the whole world that stealing is not corruption, abi?

I wonder why it's so difficult for people to realize that what we are suffering today in terms of economic hardship is nothing but the aftermath of Jonathan's sleazy mismanagement.

ehie:
Shebi dem dey pay you guys that spam threads 1,000 naira a day to post rubbish,

that 1,000 naira a day is the blood of Nigerians committing suicide, dying and are being lyched daily,

You can never enjoy that money instead it will destroy you

Enjoy your curse, you have blood on your hands..God cannot be mocked, even if you ask for his forgiveness, you r.

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Tell me sontin!

One taawzan naira!!!

Now, I'm laffing!!!

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Madam ehie, you are very funny.

From your profile, I can see you are as old as Nairaland which means you are no longer a kid.

So I say, please respect your age.

ehie:
Please keep you diseased thoughts to your self and go and talk to savages like you.

Kindly stay off my mentions, i will not and cannot in this world or beyond it have anything in common to talk to you about

Go and converse with your fellow brutes please.

Look who's talking about diseased thoughts!

No wonder!

Now, I see why you name is ehi.

But I think a better name for you would've been ewu... ewu awusa!

ehie:
No child grows up and decides to be a thief, you do not know how life can just turn in a blink of an eye

My point is not whether a child grows up to be a thief or not.

My point is why on earth will you opine that this dastardly act was caused by Buhari.

To be frank with you, sometimes people like you just abuse freedom of speech with that senseless and thoughtless comment you made.

Please, for your own good, always think well before you speak.

ehie:
May you children meet the same fate in Jesus Name

I would have said Amen but then my children will not be thieves.

Neither will they be such idiὄts throwing out careless and senseless statements here and there just to sound relevant.

SamuelAnyawu:
hahahahaha is this all you have to Say?

Please leave that guy alone.

The monkey cannot even recognize you're messing with his head.

aieromon:
This thread has appeared on the front-page before.

https://www.nairaland.com/3459967/fustrated-career-what-should

The nairaland mods are now experts recyclers...

But who even snap dis picture?

E be like say dat pesin no dey fear o!

In one sentence: leave the vehicle as its creators made it!

rusher14:
He us asking for strategic export.

The nit wits can never understand.

You dey mind them?

So many of them can't even read talk more of comprehending.

I blame the fallen standard of education in this country, seriously!

Na wa o!

Could this be the same reason why I prefer white women ten times over black women?

Hmm...

joyibee:
Like seriously I dey vex, I can't even say who I'm angry with. U, ur girlfriend or ur friends?
LADIES plus lets try to dey update and upgrade urselves .. Jeez.... Life is more than boobs and bum. Life pass pancake and lipstick .... READ!, LISTEN TO INTELLIGENT CONVERSATIONS, ur time online shouldn't just be for chatting and keeping up with the Kardashians! Pls let try to know even if it is little of things going on around.. And be willing to learn.. No one knows everything but having idea of some things won't hurt.
And u OP, if u can take time to teach and arouse her interest in some things u want her to learn, fine. Stop giving ur friends the advantage of insulting her.
And as for ur friends, it takes a mumu to know a mumu!... And there's a saying show me your friends.......

You were making so much sense until you said it takes a mumu to know a mumu.

Seriously?

delishpot:
Bla Bla bla, if a woman meets a man that is termed boring and asks him to change, men would cry foul and say did you not meet him that way?.
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Bikonu onye bukwa onye nkea?

Who is this one?

In this information age, you are defending a dumb girl?

You should be ashamed of yourself, seriously.

I guess you don't know how terrible it can really get being in a relationship with a dumb person.

Who knows, maybe you are very dumb yourself which is why you cannot understand what the OP is trying to say.

There's a saying in Igbo land that the mad man feels no shame but it is his family members who does.

A dumb girl in a relationship probably will think everything is okay but just for one moment think about her man who will have to deal with the public disgrace or embarassment she may cause him at any given time without any warning!

My point is simple. Encourage your fellow girls to become more aware. Read novels. Become conversant with current affairs. Have ambitions. Become a problem solver, and stuff like that.

Don't just limit yourself to the point where a man will look at you and say that you are only good for cooking and fückïng.

Will TeeBee Joshua also be in attendance?

Women and fishbrain ehh...

Sometimes I jus dey vex why baba God no give me the strength and mind to deceive and defraud girls.

If not eh, by now, I'm sure I for don rich pass Donald Trump I swear!

Eyaa... this is nothing but a clear open and shut case of cowslaughter!!!

2SWT:
but what?

... But just wait until you see my own list!

Nice thoughts you have there, Madam 2SWT.

Come to think of it, you are not even asking for much.

I think I can do all that and do it perfectly.

But...

Catastrophe1:
MONEY. Just look at this girl and her grand father.

I dey tell you!

The thing taya me!

It's really a catastrophe!

propzncribz:
There's a bit of truth in what u are saying but this only happens if the girl doesn't love you. Believe me if a girl loves you, she will either advise you to save money for the future or she will spend money on you just as you spend on her.

True.

The only problem with allowing a girl to love you is that breaking up with her when you are completely tired of her may not be easy because of the love she already has for you.

ItsQuinn:
Yes there are responsible girls out there who will give their bf the whole world so what are you saying?

So where are such girls?

That's what I'm saying!!!

Are you one of such girls?

Can you specifically mention one very important thing you've done for your boyfriend to better his life... apart from rendering him your 'other room' services?

misspatsy:
Ladies can offer these if within their means.

And when it's not within their means?

They use sex as a very affordable substitute, right?

ItsQuinn:
Support(money), gifts(money), kindness(money) and food(money)

I don't understand.

Are these some of the things girls offer?

I ask because it even sounds more like things guys give girls.

cruzita:
that poster that said girls have nothing to offer except sex really need Brain surgery .

and he is gonna have daughters in future right?

nonsense

So if I may ask,

What ELSE do girls offer?

emmkeffs:
Please understand that you are moving into another phase of your life.

Earning profits is better than wages. Create a future that you will be proud of. There are lots of investment opportunities you can take advantage of. Think about it.

Better to build a system that generates income than living in someone's monthly cycle system.

Preach it, sister.

1,000,000 Likes for you.