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[quote author=Glodmovick post=107048698][/quote]I haven't captured , he said I'll capture tomorrow or Wednesday

22o62021:
We bonded so well together, she is an NYSC member. She told me that she has a boyfriend but she has called off their relationship because the guy has beaten her twice. The first time , the guy did it in front of his mother to the extent that she lost a tooth. And spent days in the hospital

The second time the guy slapped her because she told him that he comes home late.
She said the guy is a serial cheat, she has caught him on different occasions.

They dated for 6 years. But the guy will not accept the break up. Their families knows each other.

I have her the love she deserved, pampered her so well. I told her that I know she will go back to the guy one day, she said nooo I can’t do that.

One week after I said that to her. The guy was calling and pleading. She stopped picking my calls. I stopped calling her.

I sent her a text to know what is going on. She said it’s not what I think.

I said fine. I deleted her numbers and move on.

This is to say that most girls are confused.
I think they prefer abusive men but on the internet They rebuke them.

Until he gives her Parkinson with correct blows , you just dey watch. Good thing you have broken off with her

richeeyo:
Saying rubbish na talent

mialate:
Explain to your office whats going on. If they are in Nigeria, they should grant you some grace.

I'm just coming from the immigration office and the officer told me it would drop today or tomorrow and has said I'd do express assuring me it would take 3 days to come out. Let's see what happens

Although the agent has assured me I'll do express and pay an extra fee to get it in 3 days only if my NIN drops. Anyways I'll collect back everything I've paid ( over 80k ) from everybody who has collected money from me because I made it clear before paying to anyone that I'll need the passport by month end and that if they can not do it they should tell me. Every one of them assured me it would be done

Oyindamola95:
Hello please help me is very urgent, my daughter Nin has refuse to drop is been 3weeks now and the agent helping me out with the passport ask me to oh her 3k for Nin dropping and still nothing yet. Please help my life am frustrated already my daughter have not been able to do her capturing because of this issue

Having issues with NIN as well , my expired passport has 4 names on it , my surname , first name , middle name and Christian name but while registering for my NIN I used only my surname , first name and middle name. Now the immigration agent says my last name ( Christian name ) should be on it since it was what I used in my initial passport. I had to go back to where I did my NIN and paid the motherfucker 10k there to add my last name and she still couldn't do it. Eventually I went back to the immigration agent and he took me to another guy whom I paid 7k and the NIN hasn't dropped yet for almost 3 weeks now. I've paid 17k just to add my Christian name to my NIN and still no progress. Worst thing is my work place is demanding I forward my passport for a trip to Dubai in December before this month runs out ( I have just a week to do my passport )

Blessing185:
Holy gram
This ain't alligator
This is monitor lizard aka komodo dragon
Wtf man..

Not a Komodo dragon too , in fact Komodo dragons aren't native to Nigeria

code9:
Omo leave Bible and stop forming holier than thou. How many people on this thread can swear they're haven't eating the forbidden fruit in spite of their religious standing. I believe everyone has limits of what the can accept in line with their faith and connection to it.

Myself as a dude can't even stand the sight of uncircumcised phallus so I can imagine where she is coming from, but I didn't think it was going to be a deal breaker for them. I never knew that was the cause of breakup until she finally opened up to me

You still don't get it do you

You're saying we should leave Bible out of it yet she's still the one saying the Bible is against uncircumcised dicks. If uncircumcised dicks don't do it for her fine , she shouldn't use the Bible to back up her dislike for it when she's obviously going against Bible laws by having sex before marriage , there's a word for it and it's called hypocrisy. As long as she uses the Bible as a point of reference then we too will point out her hypocrisy and going against Bible laws

code9:
My female cousin narrated to me how she ended her 3 month relationship with a guy she found very attracted to initially. She met the guy and every thing was progressing smoothly until they tried to have sexual intercourse.
She narrated that she cringed at the sight of an uncircumcised phallus which she had never seen in her life and it was a very huge turn off for her. Secondly, because she is a Christain, she believes that the purity of a male starts with circumcision as instructed in the holy bible.

She has curved the guy so much that the guy has read the handwriting on the wall and kind of moved on.

I really didn't know what to tell her as i haven't given it a thought before. Was she foolish to have ended the relationship with the guy? what wuld you do if you where in here shoes?

Seun, lalasticlala

I don't get it , she wants to fornicate but she's worried about circumcision as commanded in the Bible , double standard if you aske me.

Murazzio:
Can we blame him? We can only blame the woman that impose another man's child on him, paternity fraud should be a criminal offense with sentence such as life imprisonment

Yes we can blame him , nothing should make you take another life unless it's on self defense

BaddieFreak:
Forget about the hypocrisy of Nigerian when it comes to openly expressing their sexuality, a lot is going on in the physical life forget about the cyber lies they tell you. I can bet Nigerians are among the most sexual human being in Africa. But let’s leave that for another day.

The question is have you ever tried a twosome, three-some or even foursome or are you a virgin?

Lets make it a fun thread abeg

A twosome is sex between 2 people so technically, anything less than a twosome is masturbation

My best phone was my Sony Xperia W300

The phone's battery was out of this world , I'd use it for the whole day from 100% and it won't go below 70% , that was how strong it was. It has great sound too and it came with a superb ear piece ( trust Sony on this )

Eleken:
My late dad's land... my step elder brother wants to carry land survey on the property and he want the documents to carry his name...

The first son... 5 boys from his mother side and 3 boys from my mother side.

The document bearing his name, the right approach?

He's the first son of my dad.
Is there any cause for alarm..?
My mum just called now to inform me about it.

Mod help me please.. Lawyers in the house please.
What are the right approach to go about this.
Thanks...

Step brother or half brother ?

bukatyne:
Sister: Brother seduced me and I can't leave him because he is VERY good in bed

Brother: Sister seduced me and I want a new wife to help me in the farm and bear kids because the ones I have with my twin would die.

What a case!

The elders should separate the sister since she is not willing to let go and find her a better lover

I would also advise they are both taken for therapy especially the sister. This thing with her brother might be one of her coping mechanisms of the terror she has witnessed so far.

Even the brother is not normal.

The village they originated from sef is not normal

Slevinkelevra:
Gather here if you had an erection while reading this

You no well at all

nijaomegacode:
Right.
So how would you know she's interested?

No concrete way to know but if you're at your lowest with nothing to offer her and she still calls you frequently then she may be interested in you

nijaomegacode:
If you're trying to get a girl and you're not sure if she has feelings for you or not, just give her attention for about two weeks; calls, visit, gift, complements etc. Then stop.
If she goes one week and didn't get in touch with you or tried to contact you, MOVE ON AND NEVER LOOK BACK!
She's a waste!!!

It's not a good way to know , if she's only interested in money she'll call you regularly but it doesn't mean she's interested in you

FvckAllMods:
Ororo

Drake , I heard he's very generous

femi4:
You are not ready mentally even at 29....What a shame

No shame in that , there are people who aren't even ready for marriage their whole lives , so what would you say about that

TechSurgeon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6ZWVsuGXrA

They are all less than $10 million so how can't Dangote afford it

robosky02:
https://nairametrics.com/2021/10/15/loan-apps-go-gangster-send-shame-messages-to-close-contacts-of-loan

I don't support people collecting loans and not paying back but the loan companies should verify guarantors before giving out a loan , if a client submits a guarantors number they should notify the said guarantor before giving out the loan. I got a call from one of the loan companies that a friend of mine borrowed money and hasn't paid and that they would send the police after both of us , a loan I know nothing about , the guy didn't even tell me he was collecting a loan and that he would use me as a guarantor.

TMKsouth:
Not surprising the way Nigerians lust over SA women.

Don't be an iidiot , how does she know they are Nigerians

zionzoe:
My guy, we know what we are saying... an aboki man has the VIRUS of Islam in it.

Islam is a IDEOLOGY that allows correctional slap and beatings.

We without the virus can see clearly and we will call it out.

You think Christianity is better than Islam Religion is what is killing humanity

A lot of people bringing in tribalistic comments into this are no better than the man

Domestic violence is a no no
Tribalism is even worse

inderhappy:
Very simple so that it's doesn't seems like the person is really hungry, of which in truth the person is actually hungry.

If I'm hungry I'm hungry and I'll gladly say so , it doesn't reduce my worth as a human being. Even in the house of a stranger I'll say it as it is , the only time I may not finish a meal or may outrightly refuse to eat is if my host isn't buoyant enough to prepare the meal for me and he/she is only doing it out of courtesy but say I go Otedola house come dey form , that one no fit happen. After the meal sef I fit even help myself with a taste of Cuppy

Boniwhite:
Dear nairalanders,i was having a conversation with a family friend last week.
and she said,she doesn like visitors remaining food served to them. then i told her there is nothing wrong in finishing the food served to you by your host! So am seeking your opinion,
is it wrong to finish food serve to you by your host? Like wont they (your host)look at you as a glutton? Lets hear from you guys.

If the food sweet I dey finish am o , I dey ask for second helping sef

drizslim:
38 year old man with 2 wives

What sapa cannot do, does not exist

This one na self induced sapa , why marry 2 wives

Youngpo413:
That's my dream device....compact,steady android update and monthly security patch...no bloatware...above all,it has a snapdragon processor better than mediatek dimensity 1000.

SD460 better than Dimensity 1000

This has got to be the joke of the century

luvlyoracle:
you bought a battery not a phone.

This is wickedness

Godada:



Op. Mr Pussypounder has advised you accordingly. Take your meds and pound a pûssy till it forms.

Till it forms what ?