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chemicaldom: I Hv walked the streets of abj for d past 2wks distributing my CV, nothing yet. Got an offer at winco foam for 20k upkeep. Dont knw if i shld take it or just keep searchin.

***CORRECT ANSWER FOR MUMU
QUESTIONS***
1. Someone calls you at 2am and asks,"Are you sleeping?
Ans: "No! I'm picking beans."

2. When its raining and someone notice you going out yet they ask,are you going out in this rain?
Ans:"No! In the next one."

3. You are making out with your girlfriend then you start pulling her panties then she asks; what are you trying to do?
Ans: "I want to wash it for u."

4. They see you coming out of the bathroom wet, yet they ask, "Did you just have a bath?"
Ans: "No, i fell into the toilet bowl."

5.You're standing in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask, "Are you going up?"
Ans: "No, i'm waiting for my Office to come down and get me."

6.Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers, and you still ask, "Are those flowers?
Ans: "No baby, they're carrots!"

7.You are in the toilet and lock the door and someone knocks, asking, "Is anyone there?"
Ans: "No! Na poo LOCK DOOR...." Mtsheeeeeeew!!

8.You are in a queue at the cinema to buy ticket, a friend saw you and asked, "What are you doing here?"
Ans: "I'm here to pay my school fees..." ODE!

9.When they see you lying down with your eyes closed and they still ask, are you sleeping??
Ans: "No, i'm trying to DIE..." MUMU!!!!!!

Very funny ish. . .my belle wan burst with laughter for hia

all4naija: Avatar(in 3D). 9/10 rating. Still that epic science fiction movie I would watch any day.

Really? What's so good in Avatar?

Jayboy124: Nope. My CIA friend can't seem to too, looool.

Guy, na wa for you o. Upon all the films wey you dey watch, simple code like this you no fit decipher

Jayboy124: You can. Ozone or Genesis? What day will you be free?

Pacify: I've got more than enough movies on my hard drive and I'd be glad to share with you. Hit me up on 07031040173. I'll only be available on weekends cos of work but if you so desperately need them, you could pay me a visit at my workplace.

jacobcross: here are times when I am in the grace zone when I'm as holy as I can be but those times are so painful because I am Hot, depressed and I beat myself up over any sin I commit. But I sha stay holy but then. . . . . Something happens and in a moment of madness I throw it all away in a indecency and self-service binge( once every 3months on average) . Im so tense and sexually repressed and in need of social interaction with women but im a bit poor at conversation and tense. I want a wife so sex ceases to be an issue in my life. I know i will die of guilt if i ever fornicate but sex is not the only issue here. I love God and hav seen his work in my life time and again but life is so boring and difficult and maintaining purity is so hard. I can't help but look at a woman and think of fukin her. I then feel guilty immediately. What I'm saying is when I'm holy I'm always on edge and scared of sinning. Is there any hope for man cos our hearts are truly wicked. I haven't yet fornicated though , just in my heart. Pls strong people in the Lord tell me how one can be sure of entering heaven. God2man, OLAADEGBU, Olaoye George, Goshen360, frosbel ,maybe buzugee,e.t.c . Pls tell me why u are sure of entering heaven and how I can be too cos I'm born again but it's impossible not to sin from time to time. . .

KM 12 Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, Ibafo, Ogun State is the place. MFM Prayer City is the name

afam4eva: This super eagles are not entertaining at all.they're playing jaga jaga football.

I won't complain if we play jaga jaga football and qualify for AFCON 2013 and Brazil 2014

honeric01: I was wondering who changed the date.. i don't even know what is going on here again.

eduson002: This match will be played on sunday 17/6/2012, not tommorow.see cafonline.com

No P. . .wait till Sunday to watch your own match then

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Rwanda's national team, known as the Amavubi, are in Nigeria to try and do the impossible – beat the Super Eagles in Calabar, where they have never lost or succumbed to a score draw, which is more probable since the Nigerian team has scored an average of a goal in each of their last two competitive matches. The first leg in February ended 0-0, and another goalless encounter over 90 minutes and extra time will take the tie to penalties.

In the first leg in February, the Wasps led by Milutin Sredojevic, showed no fear and tactically got it right against a fledgling team under Stephen Keshi. But since that time, there has been some chopping and changing.

Now the team is getting better coordinated with the players that have been called up, and the team is better rounded. So the challenge that faces Rwanda will be much steeper in Calabar against a team that has threatened to score a basketful of goals, but may finally come good on Saturday.

Two weeks ago, the Amavubi were pummelled 4-0 in Algiers and also in a friendly match earlier in the year lost 5-1 to Tunisia which says a great deal about their away record. So the Eagles must go for an early goal to kill whatever morale is left in their opponents.

There can be no excuses from Keshi and his boys and the strikers must find their scoring touch, especially Ikechukwu Uche, who spurned many gilt-edged chances against Namibia two weeks ago.

Raheem Lawal is expected to replace Nwankwo Obiorah, who played below par against Malawi last week. Keshi might introduce Elderson Echiejile for more forward movement down the left wing. The Rwandans will be relying heavily on their record goal scorer Olivier Karekezi to take any chances that will be offered by the Eagles defenders.

But many seem to believe that this Eagles team are going to beat a team comprehensively very soon and that fate might just have fallen on the Rwandans

Bontee: No be fight na , i just dey think say you get the right already as a mod to fight spam and you only need to send a private email to seun instead of posting here say you want change of duties. I feel seun for done discuss this development with existing moderator already as them get experience already before coming out. I no mean to condemn you as i follow your posts well for local sports section and Nigerian football league thread.

Hmmm. . .no offense taken.

As it is, I've got the power to fight spam in the SPORTS SECTION but it wouldn't be bad if I take it across board and get PAID in the process

Also, the 10-18 hrs online requirement wouldn't be a problem for me as I spend all my office hours online and on weekends even more. . .and not forgetting my hands-on experience?

Finally, I first became a moderator (Phone Section) by openly applying for the post when it was advertised so I see no reason why I should make under-G moves now.

Bontee: I used to think you to be a mod in the sports section?

And so?