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Which one be beauty routine again? Make I talk my daily routine sha.

I wake up, do 20 press-ups, tie towel for my waist, enter bathroom and bathe with dudu osun black soap (the best soap in the world ) & brush teeth with close-up/dabur herbal (I dey always alternate am i.e when close up finish, I go buy dabur), rub cream for bodi (venus moisturizing cream), use my roll-on (used to be nivea but it's now aloe ever shield deodorant stick - a forever product wey one "yeye" female co-worker sell to me by force on credit until month end ), use my deodarant spray Clinique happy for men, rub small damatol anti-dandruff cream for hair and I don bam be that.

Africason:
Who in the UK watched SPOOKS yesturday? It was about 9ja and the oil business and how a British expat tried to sabotage the peace process in 9ja. . .  I found it intriguing to say the least. Here is the link:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00v2xpc/Spooks_Series_9_Episode_2/

Try watch the movie Blood and Oil pt 1 & 2. It's on the Oil Business and Niger Delta struggle in Nigeria. You'll find it more intriguing.

Nice!

Sanusi should shut up, face his banking job & let the courts do their work. . .Haba!

He cannot be the accuser and the Judge at the same time.

Nice! Nigerians dey try small small sha. I particularly like this guy. . .im get sense nor be small. Smart idea to open a gas station near his pharmacy to attract customers
[quote author=Ileke-IdI]A mile away on Greenfield Road, Phid Onwuzurike built his Ashton Natural Drugs inside a Marathon gas station and car wash.

"The idea was survivability," said Mr. Onwuzurike, who opened the gas station to drive customer traffic to his pharmacy.[/quote]

Modenine was wrong in replying the way he did.

Simple!

rapjunkie:
wetin concern u? . . na so u dey always yap ya mouth against so called 'mode stans'. . . .i go soon do diss track 4 u . . 

Please do. . .this place don dey dry. Boiz need beef to spice up things around here

Last time I checked, it was iice

mannygee:
Nigerians' spelling and writing skill and articulation have become worrisome since the use of GSM in the country. No thanks to the use of short codes in writing text messages. They are so ignorant of their poor spelling and writing skill that they even forget the existence of Dictionary. A West African Examination Council Officer (WAEC) also relates how some candidates used the text messages short code in answering Waec questions in recent times.That is how bad the habit is among the youths. A friend of mine who I shared this issue with recently also confessed how she was almost issued query for 'mistakenly' used the text message short codes in an official letter in her Office. What a menace. Hmmm, Nigeria - always one step forward, two steps backward.


The solution is just self-moderation; We should know when and when not to use these short codes.

Comment please.

Very true and it's common on Nairaland too. Text posting pisses me off so much. . .I've even had cause in the past to ask one or two people why they like text-posting.

Na GSM cause am. . .you know, the need to squeeze as many words into a single text message since the limit is 160 words (including spaces & punctuations) to save cost

Like you said, self-moderation is the key and one should know when to text-post or not. I send text messages quite often and whether I text-post or not depends on the person I'm sending the SMS.

Yes it does

Hmmm. . .I joined facebook about 3yrs ago cos I got tired of peeps asking me "are you on facebook?" and so I could answer YES to the question truthfully but up till now I haven't posted a single pic on my wall and I probably never will .

My opinion of facebook is that it's just a picture book and nothing more than a gossip site._{It reminds me of those "Janet & John" books I read in Primary school. . .this is Janet, this is John. Janet has a kitten, John has a puppy. . .Janet is skipping, John is running lol . All I see on facebook are people bragging and showing off. . .see me o,I don marry. . .I had a beach birthday party, I don buy new car, I went to London for hols, I go galleria etc. I see all these pics and I'm like wtf! Am I supposed to be impressed or what? AND what a waste of time}

I'm just on facebook for being on facebook sake. I hate am die and I hardly visit it unless I see some really interesting invites in my email.

Speaking about facebook, make I visit the yeye site now sef

God be Praised! Mr Callen has walked down the aisle with his beautiful bride _{at last}

Both have this "babyface" & youthful look. Wish them a happy married life.

aieromon:
I'll like to watch him speak English in person one day to clear my doubts.

I've seen him speak in two interviews on tv and he's quite good. The guy can hold his own anytime anyday.

Eddie is a fukking crack addict and a chronic womaniser.

KSB should never have married him in the first place and she'll be making a big mastake if she accepts him back.

@ mobinga
You even get time to dey follow the yeye guy on twitter?

Is that the Sarah Ofili, Ikechukwu's babe? If it's her, she's hawt and her legs. . .GAWD!!!

Hehehe. . .I attended the same school as Deacon Ayo Ositelu's kids. In fact, one of his kids was my classmate.

I recall we used to yab him in class that his dad didn't know "nada" about footie and he only went to NTA sports studio to drink coke

This his position doesn't come as a surprise to me at all as it confirms what I've always known.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=526577.msg6908575#msg6908575 date=1286637806]You be real ode agbako.

Do I rap?

I say make you diss Genuflect or Ibime, you dey fear cuz you know they'll reaply you back. Ok ok, I'll tone the danger down for you; Diss monbinga or semid4lyf [/quote]Young lady. . .your buccal cavity has become too loose. Stuff a mandingo in it and quit mentioning my name

This girl has been running in the European circuit where they take drug testing very serious and has not returned positive until now.

I'm inclined to believe her.

I am in love with an angel - Dat Nigga Raw

Facebook love - Jaywon & Essence
_{Hmm. . .didn't like the song at first but it has grown on me}

Cecilia is obviously too ill to do the time in a prison. She should be placed under house arrest for the 6 months IMO.

If Mr Gbenga Olowepo employed an incompetent goon like you as his Nairaland campaign manager, then he has failed already

Pray, tell. . .how is this politics?

I'm now convinced the regular posters in this board deliberately post non-politics related threads here.

aieromon:
MSE makes a whole lotta sense

Thought you were an Eset chap. . .No?

Drab match ended 0 - 0.

Na wa o! I had completely forgotten about this match with all the uncertainty surrounding it. Make I go catch the small wey remain of the 2nd half. . .

Today is 10:10:10 and Modenine releases an album titled Pay At 10 Shun? Wetin Modenine dey feel like sef?

Anyway, Modenine or his Spokesm[a/e]n _DBR should come and tell us the significance or symbology in this.

Waiting?. . . .

Hehehe. . .Deji.ariyo don get work o._{Enuff picture home-made youtube videos for him to make}

Can't wait for it to drop tommorrow. . . .

Why are you laughing to ya self, abi o ti ya were ni?

Do peeps still watch GUS?
That show has been WACK since the second edition

Anyway, that Strongface guy is a dullard & a big blockhead. I can't for the life of me fathom how he couldn't solve a puzzle in which the following clues were given:
It starts with the same letter as the 7th musical note AND
it's a seasoning used in cooking

Simple logic:
1. Do Re Mi La So Fa Ti Do
The 7th musical note is Ti so the letter is T
2. How many food seasonings start with T?
Thyme should be the first thing that comes to anyone's mind._{I mean, I had the answer figured immediately Bob mentioned the clue but annoyingly, all of them battled with the answer like se na complex algebra and Strongface was just the last to get it, hence his eviction}

I nor pity the guy at all. If I be im papa, I go flog am when im reach house for disgracing the family

Nonsense!