₦airaland Forum

izzou:
Any Spirit of snake loving on nairaland, I come against you now. DIE!!!

God created the snake, you know. Male and female he created them. And he saw that it was good (Genesis 1)

Safiaaa:
Never heard of that. What's the difference?

Friction.

How I wish it was a true story. But I don't think it's true because I can't imagine how anyone was able to get a transcript of the conversation.

Safiaaa:
Skin to Skin feels better.

Have you tried textured condoms?

jidestroud:
That's the Lagos spinach popularly called soko (sokoyokoto)

Thanks! How long did it take for them to get to that size after planting the tiny seeds?

Tahrah:
It's like u've never encountered a deadly snake.It is either they kill you or you kill them

Not true. Most snakes would try to escape into the bushes when they are discovered, though some few species are extremely aggressive.

We prefer living snakes, but we can't blame people for killing deadly snakes like the green mamba of the other day which can kill in 30 mins.

NwaObinkita:
Ok

Now I am very sure that Seun is the one with the snake obsession and not Lalasticlala.

He even knows their botanical names...gosh!

I wish. I just did a web search and got excited when I could identify the snake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxGrYBNEKPA

[s]The snake's body has been smashed very badly, but based on its color and markings I am certain that this is a Rhombic Night Adder, Causus Rhombeatu[/s]. It has a V shaped mark on its head. The markings on the back are said to be diamond shaped, though they can vary a bit. It is venomous but the venom isn't strong enough to kill people, though some people feel a very large specimen could kill a very young child.

It's more likely to be a West African Night Adder, aka Forest Rhombic Night Adder, Causus Maculatus which is similar and also not deadly.

This is probably a fake story, but it interests me, so:

Lilgenius: things have been slowly fizzling out and I’ve been feeling like we don’t belong together for a few months now.

Can we have more details about this? In what way have things been fizzling out and why? What makes you feel that you don't belong together?

jidestroud, what's that plant with the partly purple leaves called?

What is your objective?

Well you can just learn programming. Start with Python.

They all look the same to me.

Sorry. It must be annoying and troubling.

600 bags, wow.

Who is that your mentor??

In a liberal society, the girl probably wouldn't have gotten pregnant because she would be using contraceptives. If she forgot to use a contraceptive, or it failed, or she was raped, she would have been able to get a morning after pill to prevent pregnancy. If she couldn't get the morning after pill because she didn't know that the contraceptive failed, she would have been able to get a safe early stage abortion.

God is the father, not the mother.
Jesus is the son, not the daughter.
The Holy Spirit is referred to as "He".

Man was created first, in the image of God. Woman was created in the image of man (chai!).
The twelve disciples of Jesus were all men. None of the many 'cherished' women following Jesus was deemed worthy to be an apostle.
No single book in the bible was written by a woman.

Women are to keep quiet in church and 'submit' to their husbands.
The Catholic church hails Mary, the mother of Christ, but she would not be allowed to serve as a priest, bishop, or pope.
Religion gives real power to men here and now. Women get nothing but empty gestures and sweet words, at best.

You won't find any. In most cases, the 'healed' person was not totally blind in the first place, just visually impaired. But the healers will present the case as if the person was totally blind. So when they put up a finger or white handkerchief and the person can see it, it looks like a miracle.

No tail?

You don't want your dog to be a beast, trust me. You want him to be a wary and alert but also obedient and devoted member of the family.

What the Bleep did I just read!?!

Picture of the parents, please? I don't see how a Rottweiler and GSD mating can result in that color.

Abahbee:
Mama's in the house.I need help! My 6months old baby has refused to eat anything. She stopped breastfeeding herself wen she was 4months,I was expressing,until I ran short of milk,I introduce formula until she was 5months plus b4 I introduced pap(maize,G/corn & soya beans),She was taking it well. Suddenly,she is rejecting it. She is losing weight n is quite frustrating. I have given her other foods(Custard,Cerelac,home made food), still the same story.I need help. plsssss help

Please take her to a hospital right away. Weight loss by a baby is a very bad sign. If you can afford it, and she accepts it, go back to formula.

Ofuks:
Meet Chewy. She is 11 months old and we used to be best friends until she killed and ate her litter 5 days ago! I am downgrading her from a pet to a full-time guard dog...

Dont do that, it will only make her worse. You should not have bred her at such a young age. Teenage mothers are not reliable.

Viking007:
Seun lalasticlala, what's wrong with nairaland?

Pls refresh the page until it disappears. Sorry about this.

Looks like a young green mamba. The scale pattern of the head is the same:
https://www.tlcafrica.com/pictures/snake_greenmamba2.jpg

Can you take more close-up photos of the head and body? It has a black mouth, right?

No pictures?

These are poor answers.

donnie:
Every nation must have a head to function right, and as the head leads, everyone follows.

1) A nation consists of millions of people. A marriage consists of only two people. The leadership requirements of the two are very different.
It is impossible to achieve consensus in groups of millions of people, but it's trivial in small groups of reasonable people, such as marriages.

2) There's no reason to assume that the man in every marriage is qualified to be the leader. Some women are better leaders than most men.