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Thank God for the server upgrade.

About how many applications did you get from this post?

It will take a while for others to arrive here. It will take up to 24 hours!

If you can read this, then the upgrade has been successful. Well, the first part. Now, we wait for traffic.

(1) What's your source? (2) Is this related to the Second Thisday Music Festival?

I'm having problems with my Internet connection right now, so I may have to <<snip>> so annoying.

Personally, I think flogging is far better and more humane than imprisonment.
It's a waste of government money and people's lives to imprison people for minor offenses.

Is your body not a talent?

We will have Nairaland, but you may not be able to post for a while. Maybe I should postpone this for a day.

Major update: I'm no longer fully convinced that this process will lead to increased site performance.
We'll just have to proceed with it and cross our fingers. If it works, yay. If not, nay!

I think this might be the best time to go ahead and perform the major step in the maintenance process.
I'll have to disable posting for a while. Be warned: this might last for up to 24 hours. Many apologies.

The cyber-cafe business is a little bit of a dinosaur, really. Home browsing owns the future. You have to offer more than just overpriced web access to convince some of us to even think about your cyber-cafe.

The site was down very recently for about 30 minutes. No, that wasn't it. That was just a freak error. Sorry.

www.google.com/search?q=site:youtube.com+nigeria+OR+nigerian+music+OR+song+OR+concert

What about https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-2941.0.html ?

If you're not conversant with routing tables, you should probably just use one router and switches.

Assuming this story is true:
You should have told your husband before you left Nigeria.
That way, he would have had time to deal with his brother.

However, I don't think it is true. There's a 75% chance that it is not true, in my opinion.

I do not support the execution of any human being who is not guilty of first degree murder. That's all.

It costs less than that to hire her to act in a movie.

Thanks.

Hello,

Those of you who browse this forum from your offices must have noticed that the site is very unstable in the afternoons. Between 2pm and 4pm in particular, it becomes almost impossible to submit a post. This has been going on every afternoon for a month or two, and for a long while I wasn't able to do much about it.

Here's some good news: this week month, I will be working on a permanent solution to the problem. Due to this, the site may be completely down for about an hour at two different times, and you may be unable to post during another 24 hour period. At the end of this process, I expect the site to work perfectly.

I'm not sure about this, but the very popular Unread Replies function is likely to work more reliably after this.

Best Regards,
That Administrator

Your principal should not have flogged you over a gift you did not steal and did not accept. He's a bad person.

You're right, the implementation won't be easy at all.
About 9000 topics that will need to be moved. I will need a lot of assistance!

I know a Nigerian job site that uses the following system:
1. Open Discussion: interview tips, comments, test formats, etc
2. Career Talk: Equivalent to our career section
3. Banking & Finance Vacancies
4. Oil & Gas Vacancies
5. Computer, IT & Telecom Vacancies
6. Other Vacancies

What do you think about this approach? I think it's brilliant!

Our local filmmakers need to imitate them. That's all. A Nigerian soap with the same qualities will be more popular.

Iphone Humor (claims that Nokia E70 is better):
http://duggmirror.com/apple/The_iPhone_is_a_piece_of_shit_and_so_is_your_face/

Besides, the lady in this story was forced into prostitution. Only a dog would use that against her.

When you shoot a gun downwards from a particular height, it will reach the ground faster than when the bullet is dropped in a vacuum. Why is that the case? It is because the bullet is propelled by a force which gives it a high momentum.

Exactly! What others are suggesting is that there was an explosive force that brought down the towers.

Did he conduct a referendum so the Igbo people could decide on whether they wanted to pay the price of secession? When he made that unfortunate decision for them, did he conduct a Biafran presidential election?

Colonial dictators, Hausa dictators, Yoruba dictators, Igbo dictators, they are all basically the same.