₦airaland Forum

Kraspo:
I think you are the person that has a misconstrued mentality about the "almighty" Lagos. I feel you trying to sidetrack my conviction and underscore my decision. You have failed!! Do you even know what I do for a living? Do you think my desire to serve in Lagos is to be nourished by the meagre #19800? If you think I am among the league of Nigerians who just wake up one morning and decide to go to Lagos, maybe you have to think again.

A rephrase of your reply would've been a better substitute for your earlier comment. Maybe this conversation wouldn't ve ensued to this extent.
I'm not underscoring your decision, I'm just curious as to how anyone will want to come down here with only "hopes" and no plans. But now that you've clarified your purpose.
Wish you goodluck!

Kraspo:
People wey dey there no get 2 heads

Bro don't enter there with this kinda mentality. You don't even know what the people do for a living. Not discouraging you but think twice.

Kraspo:
I pray I am posted to Lagos to serve. With each passing day, I feel the "Lagos blood" flowing steadily through my veins

I hope you're ready to spend money, cos your allawee no fit reach you in lagos o. Not to talk of lagos island (where every fvcking thing is expensive). Good luck

kaeforum:
Abeg the phones are fake whether 4gb or 8gb all na fake.

Stop buying chinko phones

Samsung and iPhone are made in China bro. Stop this hate!

Titugirl:
I bought 35k on the 5th of March 2016

I bought 24k on June 2015
I sold it later to get a bigger phone but I miss the long battery life. No phone battery can ever beat that in Nigeria. Especially with this erratic power supply. I cant remember carrying my charger all about except when I'm travelling and staying for long. Cos no matter how heavy you use it,it will last till night time. And coupled with the fact that it charges to 75% within 45 min. Argh.
I miss the phone die.
I wanted to purchase it again as a 2nd phone only to discover the price have gone seriously high.

I might not know the root cause, but let me just blame GEJ for the incident

googlepikin:
very typical of them , I remember I decided to buy some laptops from a guy call wale in computer village and I specifically asked him not to tell his neighbor bayo my regular customer who on that day decided to be greedy by adding extra 5k on each system. So I secretly decided to buy from wale . just for me to come a week later to buy some more system and bayo told me exactly everything I told wale. It was so awkward and embarrassing. Yorubas and business is like dealing with hyenas and goat. It just don't work.

I guess that's why the first 3 "richest men" in Nigeria are "igbos". we yorubas must really be doing so bad in business that otedola and jimoh Ibrahim fall in that list. Deranged tribalist!

Jabioro:
I have never comment on the on this psquare issue Let tell you guy with picture of I saw that guy red should lay off otherwise he destroy the first phase and his going for the second face in which is going to be fatal..

I'm quite sure your English teacher died prematurely.

Create an hotspot on your Android phone and connect both computers to the hotspot, go to yout command prompt and type ipconfig. Copy the ip and put in your browser. It should show you your localhost

Smh

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I can freelance for you guys from lagos if you want

echodrum:
the worst is that if you criticize this kind of act, they will tag you Gay. The truth is that people's mentality is very very poor in Nigeria. We are still far away from the reality. So You killed a grownup guys for sticking his grownup D in another man's grownup butt but you don't kill yourself for sticking your D in a woman's butt instead of her pssy, for masturbating, fvcking your pillow, and others.

That's the problem with talking against this act, if you condemn jungle justice against gays people will start to question your sexuality and may even lynch. The mentality of some average Nigerians is so warped and saddening.

Ginaz:
jailing her will do nothing for the dead, let by gones be by gones. it was an unfortunate accident, they shouldnt be harsh in jailing her. living with a conscience that she unintentionally killed someone and having the memory every single day is far worse than any jail sentence. let the woman be pardoned.

Let's stop jailing every DUI offenders and see if youll be alive today. You just don't make decisions based on your emotional sentiments.

Honza27:
I will need your service bro/ how do we connect & start ?

Dm your number, and where are you presently?
Or contact the number in my signature

Forget about that, just contact me if you want to design a website really fast

LaurelP:
Girls like her don't change, believe me. That belief has been ingrained in her probably by her mother or a very close friend, so you'd be wasting ur time.

She is the type that would not like to see u help ur
relatives, just focus on only her and the children.

Exactly!

Glowstone:
If you’ve ever had to wait for anything in Nigeria, this one’s for you.







1. When you arrive at the filling station for fuel and the last person on the queue is at the next bus stop.
https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/WHat-the-hell.jpg







2. And when you ask, they say “I’ve been here for 10 hours.”
https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/shock.jpg
Are they sharing money in front?







3. Then after your own 6 hours, fuel finishes.https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Fainted-gif1.gif
Is this some kind of joke or something and now u be like Oga pump attendant even nah 1litre





4. When you are at the ATM queuing for money and someone is taking too long.https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Captain-picard-ATM.jpgAbi u dey text your ancestors








5. And after 5 minutes they withdraw 1000 naira.
https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Nene-neck.gif
I’m judging you please.










6. SO the next person goes there and starts to withdraw all the money in the machine.
https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/koker-haba-600x423.jpg
BaBa where your conscience?








7. You finally get to the front of the long line and it says “Temporarily unable to dispense cash.”
https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Sad-Chiwetel.gif
Are they following me from somewhere?









8. What about when you want to buy buka food, and you see the line like.
https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/long_line.jpg
Is this heaven?








9. But you endure because the woman’s soup is impeccable.
https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/The-revenant1-600x338.jpg
The patient dog gets the best Jollof.









10. But you finally get to the front and they say dodo has finished.
https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Leonardo.gif
What is this life?









11. What about Nigerian banks?
https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Idris-Elba-sigh.gif
Customer care will tell you to join the complaints queue when you want to complain about the long deposit queue..








12. When you spend so long on the bank queues that you figure out the answers to Nigeria’s problems.
https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/frustrated_gif.gif
Will Nigeria become better if the queues move faster?









13. Or when you queue all day for National ID Card and then they tell you it’ll be ready in two years.
https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/ashamed-benzino.gif
Are they bringing it from Heaven?








And finally,the one most of us hate to admit
14: You Are At a party waiting for your party rice(hu no like party jollof rice), then it gets to ur turn but the food finish just before you, then another one is shared from your left but wen its gets to ur turn same story, and d sharer be like "aww,dont worry i wu get something for you". But of course dats d end of the story
Then people ask you,hope you are having a nice time n u r like
https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Kanye-smile-laugh.gif
But deep inside u r like
https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sweating-600x336.gif






:http://partyjollof.com/14-photos-you-can-relate-to-if-youve-ever-had-to-queue-for-anything-in-nigeria/

Really cracked me up

ObiOmaMu:
Oreoluwa says:


http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/02/nigerian-lady-announces-on-twitter-that.html

She's cute though. I'm sure this is a stunt. A girl as pretty as this will have a lot of guys queing up for her. I know uglier girls that still got guys tripping. She must be up to something.

willo4eva:
Most of us are familiar with C, C
++, JAVA and Python etc., but as you go into
this field, you will realize the value and
amount of money that can be earned with
some other languages. Here's a list of the
highest paying computer programming
languages.
T he favorite coding language debate is one of the
hottest topics of discussion among the coders and
programmer has his/her own reasons to defend a
particular language. Last year the average salary
of a computer programmer inched towards an all-
time high of $100,000.
There are some languages which make your skill set
more valuable and Quartz has compiled all this
data and based on a study from the Brookings
Institution, it has created a list of the highest
paying computer programming languages.
These are the highest paying computer
programming languages ranked by salary:
.
1. Ruby On Rails - - $109,460
2. Objective C - - $108,295
3. Python - - $100,717
4. Java - - $94, 908
5. C++ - - $93,502
6. JavaScript -- $91,461
7. C -- $90.134
.
.
If you love to play with codes and you are having
full command over some of these computer
programming languages, you can earn around $
100,000. You should learn more diverse languages
and focus on your strengths if you want one of
the highest paying jobs in tech.

From: http://www.kamalsbase.com/265/top-12-highest-paying-computer-programming-languages-you-should-learn

Serious lies.
Where is php? The popular language on which wordpress (the most used plugin) is built?

It's also better to store image in a local file system and store the image filename in your database table.
You will most likely run into encoding and file corruption issues this way you're doing it.

emmanuelatas:
<form action="test.php" method="POST" enctype="multipart/form-data">
<input name="image" type="file">
<input name="submit" type="submit">
</form>

<?php
$submit = $_POST['submit'];
$image = $_FILES["image"]["tmp_name"];
$imageData = addslashes(file_get_contents($image));

if (isset($submit)) {
$upload = mysql_query("INSERT INTO `images` VALUES ('$imageData')";
}


if ($upload == true) {
echo "Image: $imageName uploaded";
};
?>

Why not encode with base64 then use mysql_real_escape_string to remove sql characters instead of using addslashes alone? And are you sure in the "images" table, the field you're storing the image has a blob data type?

RoyalBlak007:
[color=#FE00DE]Tall chics are so presentable.....like in a dinner or a pool party wif yur niqqies ...you don't wanna see ur short gf in a 6ft pool [/color]

You're wicked!

Lmao they had to bring GEJ stylishly into the matter

stanbuggy:
Truth is there is really nothing like Nigerian host....These so called host still have their backbone servers abroad. So why go through them when u can jusT deal with the foreign host directly.

Exactly

dfelly:
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Femsyn:
OP, I have no problem with you getting married with that income, infact, for a city like Abeokuta, 100k is too much. But you must consider, your would-be wife's preferences, just like everyone has said.

However, I have a problem with the silly justification some peeps are giving to get married with a low income. Yes! You will survive with 50k, even Lagos, but my question is, what quality of life do u wish for yourself and family? Struggle, struggle and die? Or steal, lie and cut corners, due to your low income, so you could meet up??

One thing I've realised with low income earners with huge responsibilities like marriage + kids is that, they often augment with side illegal source of funds. All you hear is, "I was making 20k, 50k, 6k when I got married".

Yes! You finally made it!, but how? I need to know, if you're sincere enough.

The average Nigerian, especially in Lagos, is often constantly looking for ways to rip the other person off. Yet all you hear is, I earn 20k and I have kids and I survive. How??

God bless you with more wisdom and intelligence bro. You nailed it!

vosquare:
Keep my hand to myself you can never shake em
Hand is on my rifle just incase they try to take her ra
I ve seen brothers turned they back against they brothers
N!ggers think I’m toast but know my bread is always buttered



That's where he 1st said it... He had made that line in one of his latest songs before PSquare ish came up. Well I can't blame most of u since u only listen to lame songs

Exactly my point. He mentioned that line in "everything I've seen" his latest track that was released this year .

They're always gonna be in the background. Psquare hardly give external artists that room to shine.

In the public, they seem nice and friendly but backdoor in the management room, it's always odd & awkward.

kaycii1:
yep fear yoloba women..

Grow up!. Before its too late..

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If you are the one. Please send an e-mail to me@francisokaformbah.com with your CV and details about yourself.
We would prefer candidates living within Surulere/Ijesha/Yaba axis of Lagos State for reasons best known to us.


Mod Pls if this is not the appropriate section for this, help me move it.

Can freelancers apply too? Or you only need full time programmers ?