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Food meant for displaced persons.? Some people have no heart!
He even has a car meaning he would most likely be a financially comfortable person. Smh the greed is alarming

Doesn't change the fact that Barca will trash Arsenal tonight...

Not even one innoson vehicle. To think this governor is from the east. Smh
But the Igbos will not say anything now

Like if you didn't read too

ovoSoftware:
for programming I would go for macbook pro.....BUT WHY.....welll because
1. the best software for web development exits on OS X eg TextMate and more....it is believed that the best developers are on macs so they built the best tools on macs

2. windows is considered to be slow, complex and unreliable in comparison to OS X

3.Mac OS X is the only platform that allows you to develop for any platform - web, Microsoft windows (bootcamp), iOS , Mac, Unix and Linux


for hacking....I mean serious hacking ....the only laptop I have seen that is close to that of a desktop is the Sky X9W having
1. 64gb ram (DDR4 2666MHz)
2. 5tb of ssd disk space
3. Intel’s Skylake i7-6700K
4. ultra HD (4K) display
5.  8GB Quadro M5000M GPU.
6  3 fans onboard to keep the workstation from overheating
.......this beast will be able to do a brute force attack (to test possible key combinations) pretty well.... but that is only if you have $11,000 to spend


NOTE : the above writeup is subjective

I disagree with you. How can you say Mac the most limited os in the world allows for development on every platform? What's wrong with all you apple fan boys and over hyping your gadgets? And how can you say windows is slow in development,? You definitely havent used a windows system before.

Just so you know, I'm using imac( 8gb ram and 1tera) to write programs in the office, and this has to be the worst system ever. Only one server works well with Mac os which is mamp(and youve to pay for it). And it's by far the slowest of all. I compiled a php program using my 4gb RAM system with xampp and it was 3 times faster than my imac.

Besides, if Mac os was that flexible, how come developers hardly write serious apps for it? Fifa, pes, hit man and other power games wasn't developed for Mac for the same reason. Please get your facts right

Hmm so what should we do now?

matrixme:
No matter how much you blog this with beautiful choice of words, it's always going to be a miss. Olajumoke represents an identity whose time has come and nothing should ever try to stop her.
We all remember the young boy from Edo state that hitched a ride on a plane, albeit dangerously, but now on full scholarship. These things should tell you that here in Nigeria, people's story can get a dramatic story suddenly.

You still don't understand reality.

I still won't believe until she opens everything

bababode825:
Hello Nairalanders,

I am an individual with lofty ideas but do not know how to code. I am using this platform to offer anyone (a serious minded person) a 30% stake in the project for life if well done and deployed successfully according to my standards (your input is also welcome since we will be partners ). Below are my terms and conditions (please respond if you are interested).

1. You have to be a VERY good web programmer
2. Please submit some past links to projects you have executed
3. You have to be patient and committed to the project.
4. You will sign a very 'strong' non disclosure agreement
5. You will be located in Lagos
6. Very good Knowledge of social media will be a plus. Must also have the ability to implement website advertisement.
7. You will not be paid as we will be partners and income will be shared 70-30 across board
8. This project will not stop you from other jobs but you have to be committed to the project (maximum attention to detail is required)
9. You should be able to imitate (the look and feel) and better the website quickteller.com (please the project is not a payment website and has nothing to do with payments. I just love the look and feel of the site,. Please view the site before responding)
10. You should be able to create a page similar to the below image for pdf (and similar format) downloads. (so someone clicks on any of the books and it is available for download).
11. Can develop and app for the site (NOT an immediate requirement but a plus)


Please Please and Please, it you are serious-minded, confident, interested and would like to make cool cash on the side in the medium to long term, please indicate your interest below.

Thanks

You must be seriously joking if you think you'll find a programmer that meets all these criteria and will only settle for some 30/70 shares bullsh-t. That's if he's not even busy with serious projects already paid for by clients.

The heart and soul of a web project is the programmer , yet you're not willing to pay for his work instead you're offering some shares of a financial returns that aint even feasible or viable.
What now happens if there's no income from the project ? The programmer should go and die? Smh The worst part is you're offering only 30% , shows how GREEDY and SELF CENTERED you really are!!. I doubt if you'll really give the programmer anything at the end of the day if eventually your so called project makes profit .

Your post really pissed me off, but I will just stop here.
My only advice for you is ;
If you're really sure of making any income from your project then get some money and pay the developer before hand, by so doing you can have all your 100% profit to your greedy self! And if you still can't do that, then go outta your way and learn programming so you wouldn't have to pay anyone.

I can assure you, you'll never find any sensible developer that meets this over-bloated criteria of yours that'll be willing to work with you. Atleast not in nigeria.

nonny400:
mine came with case. I don't use screen guard, simply cos its not needed.

okay . Its because I'm a careless/rugged phone user, I can't just gamble with the safety of a N58k+ phone like that lol. You know its gonna be hard to find its parts to assemble if it breaks. Just trying to be on the safer side though

hassanAde:
Reach Eghosa (07059589222), he'll surely be of help, and how r u sure it won't come with any accessories?

Thanks BRo.I'm just full of doubts about that right now .Did you're come with silicon case and tempered glass?

Toks2008:
YES I DO but Over the years i have realized that LOVE is the most wrongly used word in the dictionary.

I have seen many people who professed love to each other just to make a 360 degree turn and then i tend to wonder if they ever understood that word love.

I have even heard of a situation where a man found it so easy to walk away from his wife and children after many years just to conclude that what he felt all through the years was probably pity and not love.

It has become the norm for us to now see a million dollar wedding crashing down even before it began and then these same people who were all smiles and curdled up on the wedding day, exchanging vows will turn against each other with so much hatred.

Husbands kill same woman they made a vow to love and wives do same to their hubbies even when they have borne the same man children.

How many husbands can still tell their wives "i love you" even if she denies him sex? how many husbands will still love their wives if she refuses to do her duties as a wife in the house? and how many women will still love their husbands even if he fails to live up to his status?

Judging from all these happenings i have decided to stop using that word love and any one who uses such word to describe his or her feelings for the partner must really take a chill pill and think deep before uttering such.

If from the real life situation i see, i think it will be reasonable for anyone to wait for at least 20years of being with your partner before you can truly say those words "I LOVE YOU" even if we all know that even after 30years people can still turn against each other but at least 20years is good enough to pass that assertion.

I have come to believe that LOVE can only exist between GOD and man and what humans feel is just a temporary feeling of desire which can be in form of initial gragra(Adrenaline love), infatuation(Unreasoning love),Lust or maybe a superficial love as a result of what you are getting from that person and in the absence of such will diminish.

Yes maybe i am over-flogging it,maybe we still have true love between very rare partners but the truth is that i would rather seek for a true friendship, a true bonding which i have found to be more realistic than that facade called True love.

*Just thinking*

Hmmn

hassanAde:
Good, I just added u guys to the newly created what sap group for our lovely fone where we can share ideas

good morning bro, please any idea of where I can order a tempered glass screen and a silicon case for this phone and get it delivered in 2-3 days ? I discovered my letv 1s phone may likely not come with any . Please, I'm a careles phone handler

Jeffy1206:
no sir. Only on Pre order.

how much if I want to preorder sir?

Jeffy1206:
Available in stock. 21/08/15...


Available in stock...

*Teclast x98 64gig Windows 10 installed - 53k

*Lenovo k3 note (3pcs available) - 40 white and yellow available. 38k (yellow)

*Oukitel u8 - 30k

* meizu m2 note - 40k

* xiaomi Bluetooth speaker - 6k

* meizu mx5 16gig --- 74k.


All available with free accessories...















Available Brands are:

THL
DOOGEE SMARTPHONES
GIONEE
CUBE
Elephone
Xiaomi
Ulephone etc.
Power Banks and many more...

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Pre order referrals system promo!!!


Worried that you cannot meet up with the code for p7000?? Well no need to be, more code is open for grabs... Take this opportunity until 27th May when the first order will be ready...


Also another chance for those who pre ordered already to get more discount... This how it works, 'Referral system'... Get one friend or any person to order through you and get 1000k yes!! 1k cash into your account... 20 friends 20k : :oo !!! The good thing is that, it's unlimited referrals. The choice is yours
Remember always that terms and conditions still apply oo


No dulling in this our 'referrals System'!!!

Hello sir, do you have teclast x16?

dhtml18:
I have not seen the php nightrain actually. As for memory leak, well, I have fixed that as best as I can. you can test it and get back to me.
Well, as for keeping the info to myself, I made the package myself just for the fun of it. In reality, I have not yet used it for any real life project, but many of my friends have and they all say it is awesome.
This latest update is based on the feature requests as well as challenges faced by some in the previous versions.

aite bro.

dhtml18:
This is a standalone windows browser that allows you to package your entire web application. It supports HTML5, CSS 3, Javascript, and also provides an internal PHP/MySQL server.
If you do not require MySQL support, you can look at https://sourceforge.net/p/phpbrowserbox/ How it works: It does not need an installation, you just run it directly from a pc, you can even run from your flashdrive. And it does not conflict with regular servers like wamp or other apache server.


How it works:
It does not need an installation, you just run it directly from a pc, you can even run from your flashdrive. And it does not conflict with regular servers like wamp or other apache server.

Learn more about it here - http://www.Nairaland.com/forum/topic/introduction-to-the-phpbrowserbox

Download the application here - http://sourceforge.net/projects/phpbrowserbox/
Once the browser loads, it starts its internal php server and displays the default index.php almost immediately.

Wow this is great
Have you heard about php nightrain too? Tried it one time like that but dropped it latter as a result of memory leak issues.
Hope this one won't give me any ish?
Thanks for sharing, some Programmers will rather keep such info to themselves.

cr80vity:
pls help, I dnt understand wats wrong...ds s d code:

if ($query_num_rows==0) {
echo "invalid username/password";
} else {
echo "ok.";
}

pls s dere any reason why it's nt echoing

Try this instead

if ($query_num_rows < 1)
{
echo 'invalid username/password' ;
}
else
{
echo 'ok.' ;
}

rushman003:
I'm still a leaner when it's comes to programming, I uses php and mysql, and a perpetual face booker *lol*. But I could help myself whenever I remembered the quantity of users that use Facebook everyday. My little knowledge about database is that the more you have users the slower your site becomes. Even I doubt Oracle could manage 100million users and think of the number of users we have on Facebook. So this challenge is up for pro programmers in the house. What database can you use to manage site like Facebook that has up to 400million users or how do you use mysql to manage it. Do you place this database on different server and users request is sent to a server that has not been saturated?

Facebook stores textual data(status updates , notes etc) in mysql,
and blob data (pictures, videos etc) in one of Apache Cassandra, Hadoop or apache hive (I just know this is the aspect where they use NoSQL the most) . You can check their developer page for more info.

sonofananimal:
which company will ever pay a person 2m monthly!

that company will go bankrupt

I doubt if you'll find any.
Save the multinationals though. Like chevron, shell and most oil companies.
Asides that, you'll most likely not find any

kay29000:
Hmm! I thought he had already been buried.

Same thoughts.

Kbs468:
From a Corp member serving in Osun after the usual Thursday CDS briefing

That can't be possible. I've been hearing that since last year. It's all rumors. The legal agreement signed with the Fed govt is 12 months. If we were to pass out by February that means we should be on leave now. Remember the 3 weeks leave before passing out? So you see the whole thing is not feasible, let's not deceive ourselves.

Kbs468:
Haha? why April again? shey dey said you all would be paid off in advance for your POP this February just yesterday?

where did you hear that from?

Watch as they use the money to buy shoes, Brazilian hair and expensive phones.
$40,000 = 12,000,000

Why now that I'm passing out by April?

ademoladeji:
Marriage Marriage Marriage...

For me, I wld like to have a wedding with not more than 100 persons as guests.

With that, the reception hall comes into play. How much to rent a Hall? The decoration?

How much food and drinks? The caterer? The rings? The cake? The groom's attire? The bride's wears? The pride price? etc.

With all these, I think having an average of 600k-950k should be okay.

All I can say conclusively is that I shld at least have in reserve 1.5 of total amount to be spent for the wedding. That is, if I'm to spend #500,000, I shld still have extra #1,500,000 in my wallet because the real hustle starts after the ceremony!

Thank You

God bless you.
My thoughts exactly!

BuddhaPalm:
Mtcheeew
I thought he used your sister for money rituals or something.
Just a girl who's ego can't handle getting dumped.
We guys get dumped everyday and we have not killed anybody.

Hahahhahahahahhahahahahahah The money rituals part got me laughing

Jamean:
the babe don vex. e be like say she be exco member for TLT

Please what is TLT?