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PoliticsRe: President Buhari Leaves Mosque Without Convoy Or Sirens by Seventeen(f): 11:15pm On Jun 12, 2015
Immune1:
THAT'S a 2015 Mercedes benz S-CLASS...............Frugal government my A**.......buhari chose to procure this car to replace Jonathan's 2008-2010 s-class.......y not a Peoguet 508?change my foot
na wa ooo, grin if na u nkoor.. being frugal doesnt mean he cant ride in a 2015 Mercedes s-class naaa, even if he use peoguet 508, if eem wan chop money eem go still chop, if eem no wan chop, eem no go chop. no b by drivin cheaper car.
FamilyRe: MouthAction In Marriage by Seventeen(f): 10:37pm On Jun 12, 2015
This hygiene na both wayz ooo.... Guys una think say una no de smell abi? No be only pusssi de smell ooo, John Thomos smells really bad too, so guyz its vice versa oo, the way u guyz do not want to bury ur heads in a smelly vagina, babes too don wanna suck and lick a dirty, smelly penis. No be only una sabi vomit.
FamilyRe: MouthAction In Marriage by Seventeen(f): 10:13pm On Jun 12, 2015
2CatWoman:
You seem to have a lot of experience with pu.ssy, please tell me you are a gynaecologist otherwise.... undecided

Actually main reason men don't like going down on women is cos of selfishness as there is no physical pleasure in it for the man.
not really, men actually derive pleasure from pleasuring women... I think it has more to do with ones sexual orientation. Once a person gets comfortable about it, it shouldn't be a problem. Hygiene is also another factor, dirty and mouth action doesnt mix welk at all... hnmm-hnmm and am talkin about both men and women... because no be only pussy sabi smell oo cool
CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo Stuns In Blue Dress For Honourable Desmond Elliot’s Inaugural Reception by Seventeen(f): 12:13pm On Jun 12, 2015
Flashh:
[color=#27408B]Her dress code is very poor.

Why yellow shoe on navy blue dress? undecided
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navy blue actually goes with yellow, it all depends on how u wear it. wink
RomanceRe: Guy Reveals His Shock Discovering He Had Twins Ex-gf Said She Had Aborted by Seventeen(f): 4:29am On Jun 09, 2015
Brugo:
As harsh it may appear, you have said the frank truth. I suspect he is only concerned about his children now because of the wealth of their Grandfather.

I knew something was wrong when I read that he wept as she told him she had aborted the pregnancy. I'm yet to meet a teenager who would weep cos his girl aborted an UNWANTED pregnancy. He would be relieved instead.
no be small... 'he wept' hahaaha, small boy dat came for holiday wey go sigh heavy sigh of relief... He wept.. See his mouth. Did u notice the second funny statement . Someone saw his 'ex' wit d twins.. His ex huh.... A small girl he frolicked wit briefly durin his holiday as a teenager... His ex? As if dey broke up after one serious one year relationship.. D guy funny shaa...
CrimeRe: 31 Years Old Teacher Defiles Pry 3 Pupil by Seventeen(f): 3:56am On Jun 09, 2015
holicalpha:
I wanted to say it sounds like a lie until the Suspect's mother confirmed that he has done this before.

But seriously, The way the girl said it all sounds like a LIE... The teacher taking her from behind,pouring out whitish thing and threatening her not to tell..I find it hard to believe. The Police shouldn't be lazy, they should conduct a thorough investigation before carrying out any sentence.


- Valar Morghulis
its usually hard to believe but most times its true, I had a similar experience with my little 10year old cousin who came to live wit me several years ago and my gate man, When I first found out, it was really hard for me to believe because she was naturally a very notorious girl, and my gateman was rather a very calm and 'good' boy, I tot she just wanted to put the poor boy in trouble, but after much interrogation and threats, he confessed. He was sacked immediately, but I regret not calling the police. I was immediately more concerned about my cousins health, I had to rush her to d hospital for physical examinations , lab tests, and treatments for possible STD. I was just overwhelmed with emotions and told him to leave my house immediately. Coupled with d fact dat I had just had a baby at d time, I just dint have d time to deal wit naija useless police station rigours, trust naija police naa, sometimes its just a waste of time goin there. They are usually more concerned about unnecessary protocols and bail money, but in hind sight, i really wish i had called d police on him, even though i might hav still ended up being the one to bail him, at least he would have bn tortured a little for his crime.
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Gets Recommended For Nobel Peace Award by Seventeen(f):
evanscheck:
Gej actually saved Nigeria from blood shed by willingly conceding to the result of the election, but I choose to see dat action this way - maybe he is tired of goverment and their politics.. dont forget! dat man has been in Goverment for the past 16 years, he nees to rest
i have always thought so too... GEJ just had this air of "abeg i don tire sef" around him for d last months of his tenure. Even durin d campaign he was not as boisterous as he should be, there was no energy and enthusiasm in him. He gave off dis aura of... 'Abeg anyhow jare'. Rather madam Patience and co, seemed like the contestants, uncle GEJs election/conceding defeat story to me is like wen d whole family wants u to marry d prince and u reluctantly agree.. And wen d prince suddenly calls of d weddin, u are indifferent.. But d whole family is devastated. And evrybody in d village is now talkin about how u really took d break off well, wen infact u are actually relieved and cant wait to go on wit ur life. Plz i am not comparing him wit Buhari oo... Its just my own analysis of GEJ... Bfore someppl start askin weda it was Buhari dat had energy...or weda it was Buharis campaign dat had life grin
PoliticsRe: Caption This Photo Of Buhari by Seventeen(f): 5:38pm On Jun 06, 2015
Buhari be like(in his mind) .......... Dint i tell these people that i belong to nobody, dem think say dis dia yeye laugh go change my mind?.... Inaaaa! I maintain, i belong to nobody.
CelebritiesRe: Charly Boy Releases New Photos As Fan Tells Him To Start A Clothing Line by Seventeen(f): 4:28pm On Jun 06, 2015
He needs deliverance not a clothing line
PoliticsRe: Patrick Obahiagbon Responds To The 11 Years Legal Age For Sex In Nigeria by Seventeen(f): 3:03pm On Jun 06, 2015
nairalandist:
I don't know if there's a mix-up somewhere but I think the reports may not be correct.

The initial report came from Leadership.ng and it was reported that a bill was sponsored by an Igbo senator to sentence to life jail, men who rape girls below the age of 11. Note: that might simply mean that those who rape or sexually abuse girls above age 11 will NOT be sentenced to life jail.

Another online website eventually highlighted the "11 years" and interpreted it to mean that the Senate approved 11 years as age of consent. That was what I saw online.

An Igbo senator sponsored it, not even an Hausa man so please let's find out properly before judging.
PoliticsRe: Corper Converts To Islam As Vowed If Buhari Is President (Pictures) by Seventeen(f): 12:13am On Jun 04, 2015
See his ugly face sef... Like say na one kind handsome guy now, I for dey trip, dey shout "na wa ooo". Abeg he can change to islam 100 times sef.. Mpama!
PoliticsRe: Oby & Pastor Chinedu Ezekwesili At Inauguration Thanksgiving (pictured) by Seventeen(f): 3:15pm On Jun 02, 2015
CaptainOjemba:
Shara dia omo oshi, we are Igbo and we speak Igbo language
sorry sir. Thanks for the correction. I had actually tot its ibo wen talkin of d tribe and igbo wen talkin about d language... Hnmmm just did some research now, i guess i have always bn wrong. Shuld have researched before my first quote correctin someone wen i was d ignoramus..... Hahahahah... SMH @ myself.
PoliticsRe: Photos From Osinbajo's Thanksgiving Service With Amaechi,others In Attendance by Seventeen(f): 1:17pm On Jun 02, 2015
IdiAmin1:
Congrats Sir.

If na fit, e no fit you but as God has wished, mortals like us are just meant to be flogged in line.

So, congrats once again. cool
hahaha... Chei cheesy
PoliticsRe: Oby & Pastor Chinedu Ezekwesili At Inauguration Thanksgiving (pictured) by Seventeen(f): 10:24am On Jun 02, 2015
lilcashking:
GEJ administration marginalized AND
SACKED PEOPLE TO SET OUT HIS
TRIBALISTIC AGENDA
Igbo man Ike Nkeremandu, Deputy Senate
President
Igbo man Emeka Ihedioha, Deputy Speaker
(Imagine that in a country with 6 geopolitical
zones, one occupies the two of the 4 major
National Assemby leadership positions!!)
Igbo man Pius Ayim, Secretary to the Federal
Government
igbo man Godwin Emefiele is the governor of
the central bank of Nigeria
Igbo woman, Finance Minister and Co-
ordinating Minister for the Economy
Igbo woman petroluem Minister
Igbo man Nebo, Power Minister
Igbo man Minister of aviation
Printing and Minting - Igbo
HEAD OF DSS -Igbo
MINISTER OF Health - Igbo
Jonathan removed other tribes from head of
parastatals and put Igbos there but that
would be addressed now. Bureau of statistics
was filled up with Igbos.
Even the Hausas/Fulanis in military have
never done this above show of shame and
pure tribalism. And Igbos were quiet all
through that administration cos others were
marginalised.
Sign/peace ambassador
Its 'Ibo man' not 'Igbo man'... Ibo is d tribe, Igbo is d language. smiley pls dont bite my head off... *hiding under the table* i mean no harm, just an honest correction, incase of next time. grin
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari’s Inauguration Wristwatch Can Also Be Gotten For $129 by Seventeen(f):
Na wa ooo, Naija and irrelevant and useless criticism... Am sure its just a good copy of the real thing naaa, equally expensive though but not over d top expensive. I dont believe its the 10mil version she is wearing. But even at that d lady is a successful business woman for goodness sake, she can afford to wear a nice expensive piece if she so desires .... Whats our problem self. Naija leave this nice lady alone. If all those low life, so called naija big babes can wear expensive stuff bought by dia sugar daddies as gifts, why not dis hardworkin buisness woman. Is she immune to liking better thing... Haaaa! Na wa ooo
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari’s Inauguration Wristwatch Can Also Be Gotten For $129 by Seventeen(f): 9:46am On Jun 02, 2015
DEATHMACHINE:
whats all this noise about her wrist watch ?
I wonder oooo
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Pic.. See How Some Nigerian Women Hustles by Seventeen(f): 8:44am On Jun 02, 2015
abduldope:
Mtchwwwww nd so? wt is my concern if de Do such work, since de bliv wt a man cn do a woman cn do better... If afta de gada muscle full bdy dem leta no see who go marry dem, who go leta regret me or them ? NONSENSE
na for u oo, do u think dey are doin it for fun, isnt it better dan being a prostitute or joining a robbery gang. Na real wa for u, gaskia huh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Pic.. See How Some Nigerian Women Hustles by Seventeen(f): 8:41am On Jun 02, 2015
corektchic:
mumu! Im sure its lazy men like u dat mk dem do such stuffs
No mind am.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Pic.. See How Some Nigerian Women Hustles by Seventeen(f): 8:33am On Jun 02, 2015
Beamborla:
Guys sha!

You scream women are lazy gold diggers... You see them hustling... You scream who send them angry


Even me self don do am before.
No biggie
my sister ooo.... If na picture of women wit bra and mini skirt in front of brothel now... Dem go say useless prostitutes, cant dey go and carry cement at building sites?..... Now wey d picture na where women de carry cement, dem still de shout. Na wa oo, i no know wetin women do men for ds naija. undecided
PoliticsRe: Governor Wike Spotted Dozing Off At An Event On His First Day In Office. Photo by Seventeen(f): 8:08am On Jun 02, 2015
onatisi:
Looking at the pic closely it seems there is a prayer going on. Most likely an opening prayer.
i dont think so cos d two other men beside him still have their hats abi na caps on. Hnmmm, everyone dozes off at events once in awhile.. Its no biggie grin
PoliticsRe: See The Silly Mistake A Foreign Newspaper Made About President Buhari. Photo by Seventeen(f): 10:50am On Jun 01, 2015
Who cares really, Nigeria doesnt even care about Nigerians... So why should foreigners give a hoot.
CelebritiesRe: Oge Okoye's N700k Gold Diamond Wristwatch From Her Millionaire Secret Lover by Seventeen(f): 8:06am On May 27, 2015
kay29000:
Hmm! Why can't Nigerian female celebs hustle for their own cash? Why do they always have to depend on one lover or alhaji all the time. They are no different from girls that sell their pussssies for 5k a night...they just sell at a higher price.

I don't even know what Nigeria is turning to. My friend met this girl online a few weeks ago and they became pretty close. So he invited her over and she came with a friend, which my other friend got talking with. My friend makes barbecue, so they had a nice time eating fish and chicken barbecue. They den agreed to meet again on Friday, and the gurls agreed to sleep over. To cut the long story short, they had more barbrcue, drinks, and ofcos they had sexxx with the girls. On leaving the next day, my guys gave them 3k each for transport back home. And when they would later talk to these girls, they were abusing my friends that they could only give them 3k each.


It really shocked me, cos these gurls were really pretty and not like your regular olosho. Men! So every girl has a price now? It is just sad. . Anyway,if you have problemlastinglong in bed, hitme up on BBM- 7C22F6EC.
what of d guyz who slept wit dem... So because they are men, its ok to sleep wit ladies they dont even know..... We sometimes look at the ladies but forget that intergrity is for both sexes. A man who sleeps wit a complete stranger lacks intergrity just as a lady who sleeps wit a complete stranger. But hey! Its a mans world finally.... But on the judgement day, men will not be excused oooo..... *hiding under table* Plz no be fight ooo no bite my head off grin
RomanceRe: 5 Nonsense Most Guys Have Been Deceived To Believe by Seventeen(f): 8:32am On May 26, 2015
ronald4lif:
Yes, I get the point now. Guy, it would shock you to know that there are some women who are too lazy to even wake up in the morning and go to a shop to sell their wares. Some believe that the role of a woman are confines in taking care of the kids, cleaning and cooking.

Don't you know many women who are graduates idling at home without a job everyday around you?. Do you think their hubby don't want to fund a business for them or if they even care of engaging themselves in anything meaningful?. Some don't care.
There are are lazy women no doubt, just as there are lazy men too. But generally women wont just want to idle away doin nothin, sometimes its not what u think., my bros.. Women have to also bear kids, rear kids, clean, cook and do so many other stuff to make sure the home is functioning, as well as own a bizness or work, its not easy as it is sounds, in reality one front must suffer, its either ur home suffers or ur business/work suffers. your attentin must be needed more somewhere. Kudos to those who are able to balance the two but sometimes based on mutual agreement, a couple, (after they might have considered so many factors), may decide that the wife may just have to hold off for sometime, I had to wait a while, my first child was 9 and the last of my 3kids was 4yrs old when i finally started my own business in 2013. I was working as a newly wed, mind u, but like i said SOMETIMES its just hard for some people to balance the two. You get pregnant, high cost of nannies /daycare, (thats if u are able to find a credible one in ur area), kids get sick and need attention, finally ur job starts suffering, ur boss gets fed up... Dont forget the husband, he is the one now dat will start suffering the wives frustration. Its a bitter cycle of fruatratin events, so in my case, we decided i just quit and stay home for a while. It was frustrating doin nothing but it was worth it in d end. Now i have a business, I can take business trips without qualms, i can stay out a bit late to attend to business issues, unlike if i had a small baby. Am not making nice excuses for women am just being real, besides wen career women leave dia kids wit all this abusive nannies, we are still the first to start shouting "culdnt she stay home at least for some yrs to take of the kids". smiley Abeg make una pity us oo, we de try oo. Not everyone can afford expensive nannies and daycare like dem celebrities and high class women, because some guyz will soon start saying, what of this person and that person, How dem de take manage grin
EducationRe: Let's See How Intelligent You Are by Seventeen(f): 5:46am On May 24, 2015
Sorry it's 40
EducationRe: Let's See How Intelligent You Are by Seventeen(f): 5:42am On May 24, 2015
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CelebritiesRe: Oge Okoye: Actress Looks Breathking In New Photos by Seventeen(f): 10:59pm On May 20, 2015
onyi4edu:
She is looking good.... but my breath didn't cease for even half a second grin
cheesy.... Me too
Jokes EtcRe: What Is Your Opinion Of This Picture? by Seventeen(f): 7:32pm On May 18, 2015
Ruq:
Off course it's a joke and nothin more. When you see the harpic, VIM (Scrubbing Powder) and palm oil even listerin mouth wash, you know it is a joke and its a fuckin boring one.
very boring... My facial expression didn't even change.
PoliticsRe: Buhari & Lara Oshiomhole’s Handshake Cause Commotion On Twitter by Seventeen(f): 2:48am On May 18, 2015
wtfCode:
mehn, i dont know where in the jungle u came out from but u're the most stewpeed person i've came across on nairaland.
just making sure u are not dead.... Cos he said he wud kill anyone who quoted him......lol.
PoliticsRe: Buhari & Lara Oshiomhole’s Handshake Cause Commotion On Twitter by Seventeen(f): 2:42am On May 18, 2015
italo:
The same hypocrites who keep quiet when old Muslim men like Muhammad and Yerima marry 6 year-olds and defile them.
my thoughts exactly, so to shake woman na wahala, but to marry and have sex wit a kid.... No problem. God have mercy.
PoliticsRe: Adams Oshiomhole & Lara Fortes Thanksgiving Service Photos by Seventeen(f): 2:32am On May 18, 2015
tonytony208:
Abuse me all you want. But each time I see the two together, I can't help thinking of the Beauty and the Beast

Check the picture below and ask yourself what this girl want from oshobaba if not money and power. See oshomole's head self. It is enough to kill any passion a woman can have for him. The girl is just a gold digger; no more, no less!
It beats me too, honestly... Even me with my pimple face, I no go marry this guy. I guess her true reasons (if its really and truly not money and fame like we are thinking) will remain a mystery. But nobody should tell me, they are head over heels in love, that's baldadash. Whatever her reasons shaa.... E no concern me finally....... grin
Christianity EtcRe: Your Best Nigerian Preacher Of The Gospel? by Seventeen(f): 10:34am On May 17, 2015
donbenedict:
People only say d names of their pastors or general overseers just to sell thr churches.. But true compliment only comes when someone outside the pastor's faith commends him and says yes, this pastor is good..

I am a practicing catholic


But if there is any pastor worthy of commendation, worthy of truth and worthy of intellectuality, there's would be no other pastor to fit that honor than



PASROR DAVID IBIYEOMIE


I have never met the man, nor hav I been to his church, nor do I hav any family members that attends his church but his ministry on tv can make u hav wisdom..


He says, the greatest miracle isn't the miracle of prosperity, nor the miracle of healing, nor breakthrough, nor promotion
But salvation. And yes, that is it.


He let's u grow in faith


He disects d word of God for the common man to understand.. His ministry is not only for the jews, but also for d gentiles. Dats if u knw wat I mean.



I just love that man. I wish to see him someday
pz what's d name of his channel? I would like to listen to him. Mnwhile I love pastor Paul Enenche... I am Catholic too. And u re rite, its not about selling ur church. I just love listening to a sound preacher, anyday
RomanceRe: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by Seventeen(f): 3:14am On May 17, 2015
lonelydora:
Pooing? Me wey dey open toilet door poo as I like while gisting with wifey who stands at the door watching me. She does same too.

Farting? Me and wifey dey use dis one do competition (fart make I fart, we go know who go tire? ) sef. Both at home and in the car. We were travelling one time like that, I was having pity on our son because the competition is always no winding down of windows. We must compete inside a/c.
Lol... Honestly dis is my life wit my hubby as wel , we pooh infront of each oda, d oda person stands by d door, either gistin or listening, we fart in front of each oda and the person who farts laughs and swear its not smelly, while d oda just covers his or her nose screaming...."hnmmmmmmmm hoooonnneeeeeyyyy!!!!!!" We pick nose oo, abeg which kind ajebo forming be say person no go pick nose, but i always hv to remind him to go wash hands incase touch-touch may just take place. In fact I can't think of anytin on dat list we won't be able to do oo, u just get used to stuff after awhile of being together honestly. It doesn't mean our relationship is perfect, we still fight frequently.

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