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Kolababe:
This photo has gone viral.No one knows who the swaggalicious pastor is. There has been a high rate of pastors healing private parts of church members lately.

Bling bling Pastor feeling as he is attempting to heal.

femi4:
All the same, your daughter was rude. I don't expect you to agree anyway. Like mother, like....

Like I always say never jump into conclusion when you don't know the whole story.

laudate:
Wait first.... there is something I do not understand. Why did your daughter complain that she was being given water like a dog? Sorry, it doesn't make sense to me. How exactly did Mary serve Chisom the water, that made her say that? If she had said "please, why didn't you put the water in a glass cup," or "can you please pour the water in a bigger cup for me?" it might have been clearer. Just my 2 cents.

Thanks for asking a very good question and also thank you for your observations, now the little girl in question is 3 years , the girl staying with me put the water for her in a little bowl they use in feeding little kids and not in a cup which she uses. We have a dog that licks (laps) ( what I learnt today) from a bowl.
what made me pay more attention to them was when she kept on insisting that dogs dont drink water but lick (lap) it.

potbelly:
1.So the lady that "stays with you" is she a close or distant relative? And what is she doing in your house if she's none of the aforementioned... And what's is she to you and your family sir? Help clarify sir...

2. Your daughter was offered water, did she even bother to say thank you? But her response was don't give me water like a dog... What do you define that as sir?

I owe you no responsibility to declare to you my relationship with her, and please note is not all that stays with you is a maid if the person is not your biological child.
To your other question she said thank you, but complained how she was offered and made to drink the water.
so please stop to assume on behalf of someone

[quote author=jaszplus12 post=62278815]in correct English you say "lap"
dogs lap and not lick water or any liquid as long as its in a bowl...
but of course if your feeding a puppy with a bottle the puppy then drinks it.
funny that most people say "I licked an orange "
the correct thing to say is "I ate an orange"
there's a lot more....[/quote
Thanks for the correction.

potbelly:
You should be more bothered about the way your daughter talked to the maid...

Thanks for your observation.
I never called her a maid neither was my daughter rude to her, you just jumped into conclusion that she is a maid and my daughter was rude.
Dont assume what you dont know or sure of.

Conversation between my last daughter and the girl that stays with me.

My daughter : Mary please give me water

Mary : Chisom take water

My Daughter : Dont give me water like a dog, because dog dont drink water

Mary : Who told you?

My daughter: Dogs dont drink water they lick water

Since that time I have been confused ooh.
Abeg does dogs drink water or lick water?

stephenduru:
Below is an application letter written by one of the 'new' teachers Kaduna state is about to employ.Bros this one weak me.What do you think?


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/11/see-photo-of-application-letter-wrote.html?m=1

Look at the date the letter was written (30/11/2017).
This is just a big lie.
Today's date is 10/11/2017, @ OP always confirm and scrutinize before publishing your story, abi the teacher dey apply in advance?

True talk because all you say are honest lies abi?

Innobee99:
Hi Nairalander
I have read alot of relationship issues on this platform and I know many have gotten their solution from here. Am presently in a great confusion about a life time decision.
I met this lady while I was still serving, i.e 2015. I mean during my NYSC days. I love and cherish her so much and she knows. Immediately after my service, I moved to Abuja to find a greener pasture, after being through hell, I finally got a place with an Estate developer. Money wasn't my problem and I do send my babe money as a nice guy. Her birthday came, I did the necessary things a gentleman will do to please his woman.
Fast forward, I lost my job cuz the company was sealed up by EFCC. I started managing my life with the little I saved. My babe started displaying some nasty attitudes like she no longer call unless I call. She now compares me with how other guys are taking good care of their babes. Though I recently got a job with National Open University of Nigeria, and my pay is not too bad. I used my first salary to rent a self contain apartment so I dnt bother my colleague I was initially staying with which my babe knew that was what I used the money for. I haven't gotten salary for last month and I got a text from her telling me how she is tired of my broke as, dryness, poverty, how I have not added any value to her life and many provocative languages beyond my comprehension. Forgetting how I once took good care of her. This lady will only flash me and if I dnt call back due to the fact that I dnt have airtime, all manner of insults will rain on me that day.
Please, my people, is she someone that can really stand by you when things are rough? I love her so much but I dnt want to ever make a life time mistake. She threatens me of going out with other guys if I dnt get her a phone before December.
Should I quit and move on or what do you guys suggest I do as this point.
cc: Lalasticlala

She wants you to add value to her life without adding any to yours but diminish your value.
For me she should be pass tense now based on her action and utterances you just mentioned
Please concentrate on your job, may God bless yiu more and have other source of income .

healthproblemo:
The summary of it is,
I work as an account officer of an average size company, and part of my job is being responsible for the company's mobiles (vehicles, drivers, and day to day spendings)

Now the problem is one of the drivers has decided to take advantage of my ignorance on motor mechanicals to extort money from the company. This he does by constantly bringing different fault on the company vehicles he drives. The logic is he arrange with the mechanics we work with so they give him a share of every bill they give to the company as the alleged repair. (Meanwhile himself was a mechanic before turning driver)

It is a major issue because it is becoming unbecoming, for a company that find it difficult to spend let say 10k then the driver and mechanic constantly call like 50k for different repairs, then making me to look incapable of minimizing expenses.

Now to make matters worse, he is one of the oldest staff and well trusted that the last time someone try to bring up a dishonesty matter again him, the person was crucified (technically) by the 'owner' of the company.



I had bent quite a number of very stubborn subordinate in time past, but this one is giving me serious concern coupled with the fact that I made a mistake one time which he knows about.

Please what can I do

if i may ask hope the car in question is not too old and the constant repairs had to do with wear and tear?

if not,

First try and take statistics of the parts or complain he makes always, is it mechanical or electrical, then you check the intervals of replacing the parts.

Also check the frequency of repairs of other cars driven by other drivers.

When you have done that you then analyse based on the statistics you have.

Some issues can be raised after your findings
1) The parts being bought are not originals or fake
2) The mechanic is not competent of repairing that car well.
3) The driver is careless in the use of his the car he drives since its only his that has constant repairs.

You can still swap cars among the drivers you have to see if repairs on the car will be also very frequent if used by another s driver.

The company can also come up with a policy of rewarding the driver that has the least amount spent on the repairs of the car he or she drives.

HeWrites:
Weeks ago, a Nigerian lady known as Onyeka Ndukire went viral after she shared pictures of her bare face, and claimed she’s never touched her eyebrow before.

Onyeka wrote on her Instagram page;


Now, Ndukire, in a bid to go viral again, has taken to that same social media, Instagram, that blew her, to share her thoughts about Heaven and Hell, something she tagged as a myth.

Ndukire says, none of them exists, and people should just do good for the sake of it and for being the right thing.

She wrote;


Culled From; http://www.torimill.com/2017/10/or-hell-none-exist-miss-natural-eyebrow.html

Lalasticlala Fynestboi MissyB Dominique

Please don't say what you dont know, Nigeria is an example of hell if you dont know.

Eghostwriter:
I've been seeing this Soldier, a Major, for almost seven months now, we're not that serious because in a week we might just talk once, but he still calls me his girlfriend and I stay with him a lot. Whenever we don't talk for long i just assume we've broken up so i hookup with another guy, then after sometime the soldier would want to make things right and I'd agree. After making love to me he'd say "You been with another man", I'd just lie and say I used a Love Machine. I use to think he was just making a rough guess because we had not been together for sometime. Recently I met someone else and we ended up doing things, it was just once and I'm very sure nothing was expanded, but after meeting the soldier, we just kissed and he asked me "have you been with someone else?", I told him no but he still didn't believe, in the process of making love, he said "I swear you've been with another man". Even after he had asked me to swear on my life which I did, he still didn't believe, he hardly spoke to me throughout last week. He said anytime he touches me or makes love to me, he'll know if i cheated. I'm really scared because I don't know if he's using jazz to know those things or if it's a normal guy thing.

See the way you are writing as if cheating is an approved course of study in the university.

Mediablare:
Samsung licenses under-display unique finger print scanner; expected to debut technology on the Galaxy Note 9

Despite the fact that our desires of an under-screen finger print scanner couldn’t be satisfied by the Apple iPhone X, Samsung has registered for patent of a pressure-sensitive under-display fingerprint scanner in South Korea.

Samsung is expected to bring fingerprint reading technology innovation on one of its up and coming lead devices in 2018. As per a report by GalaxyClub.nl , the Touch ID-like reader could be placed in a position “nearby the Samsung Galaxy S8’s virtual home button “. The report likewise says that Samsung may “avoid the new innovation on the Galaxy S9 and go for the Note 9 launch”,saying that more work should be done before it can be idealized for large scale manufacturing.




Read the full features Via https://mediablare.com/wow-new-samsung-galaxy-note-8-features-youll-love-knoww/

must we always be redirected to another site, this is sheer wickedness.

Sakie:
The beautiful actress just shared this cute throwback photo of her self at 10years which she captioned

"A return to innocence"

Source:
https://www.instagram.com/p/Ba57CUKhxKD/

https://jaguda.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/37.jpg

ok, so when did you lose your innocence?

Ayblaize:
An instagram user with the name ronkypearl9544, shared on her page, how a girl was maltreated by her mother for refusing to stay in the house.
What do you guys think?

when ear no dey hear word na body dey suffer am.

presidency:
Nigeria Is Out Of Recession And President Buhari Is Transforming The Economy.

Around the middle of 2014, when the price of crude oil fell dramatically, Nigeria’s finances became challenged. This is not hard to explain: We’ve historically depended on crude oil for as much as 70 per cent of government revenues and 90 per cent of foreign exchange earnings. The outcome—pressure on government finances—was by no means unusual. A similar fate befell most oil-rich countries around the world.

Where Nigeria possibly stood out was in the fact that during the preceding three years—when oil prices were in excess of $100 per barrel—the previous administration did little in terms of saving and investing for the future. Our sovereign wealth fund—which was established in October 2012 with just US$1 billion—did not receive any further inflow during the oil price boom. Instead, billions of dollars were squandered through corrupt oil and defense contracts.

It is a terrible thing for a country to fall on hard times without a savings buffer. But there was nothing unexpected about our downturn. It was the inevitable result of the choices we made or didn’t make during the years of boom.

What is remarkable—yet not talked about as much—is the way we have worked so hard to exit the recession, reset the economy and reposition Nigeria for a brighter future for present and future generations of Nigerians. President Muhammadu Buhari and his administration are laying the foundations for the kind of economic growth that makes a real impact in the lives of citizens.

The downturn has inspired unprecedented levels of fiscal responsibility, in line with President Buhari’s determination to fight Nigeria’s endemic corruption.

Shortly after taking office, he issued a presidential order mandating the immediate implementation of the Treasury Single Account (TSA) system, consolidating thousands of government accounts scattered across banks into a unified system that is transparent and easy to centrally monitor and track. Under the old system, it was common for government accounts to be converted into personal use, but under the TSA this is impossible. Also, the proliferation of accounts encouraged several questionable practices.

Budgetary reform has also taken a lot of our time and attention. We are pioneering the use of software to prepare our annual budgets, which allows greater transparency and the ability to track changes.

We have insisted on using biometric verification in the deployment of our social investment programme, which includes a job scheme for unemployed graduates; a school feeding scheme for primary school pupils; a conditional cash transfer scheme targeting a million of our poorest citizens; and a micro-credit scheme for artisans, farmers, and traders. In the past, social investment payments would have been made as cash handouts.

A similar insistence on biometric verification for the federal payroll has resulted in the detection of tens of thousands of bogus beneficiaries—or “ghost workers,” as we often refer to them in Nigeria—and savings running into billions of naira every month. The tighter rein on public finances allowed us invest $500 million in our sovereign wealth fund during a recession.

We are pursuing unprecedented cooperation with foreign governments and powers, as part of our transparency and anti-corruption drive. For the simple reason that a disproportionate amount of public funds looted in Nigeria end up in the United Arab Emirates, Nigeria has signed bilateral agreements with the UAE government on extradition, exchange of information, and repatriation of stolen public funds.

One strong demonstration of our political will has been a whistleblowing scheme we launched months ago that empowers citizens to report public corruption. The impact in terms of recoveries has exceeded our expectations: In two high-profile examples, $43 million and $9.8 million in looted cash were recovered from apartments in Lagos in the south and Kaduna in the north respectively.

A lot of the work we have done since President Buhari came to office in May 2015 has been focused on dismantling the old ways of doing things, rebuilding them, and empowering and fortifying our institutions with technology to block loopholes, discourage abuse, and prevent a relapse into the destructive ways of the past.

The new Nigeria we seek will not happen without this kind of foundational reform that imposes on us new ways of thinking and of doing things. The early results are already being seen. A concerted focus on agriculture has seen our rice imports from Thailand dropping by 90 per cent between 2015 and 2016 and being replaced by locally grown variants.

As oil has let us down, we have started to do what we should have done decades ago: Invest in agriculture and mining. Throughout the recession, agriculture recorded healthy growth. As we emerge from the recession, its impact is certain to multiply and position Nigeria for a prosperous future.

The most important elements of any reform effort tend to be the least flamboyant. We are confident that in the months and years ahead, Nigerians and the world will see the full impact of the foundational resetting that the Buhari administration has been focused on since 2015.

There is of course a lot of resistance to reform, by vested interests within and outside the system. But we are not fazed. The work of reform goes on. To borrow a phrase from the Nigerian novelist, Chinua Achebe, it is morning yet on Creation Day. Not very long from now, Nigerians and the world will look back on the recession we have just emerged from, and realize that it was the turning point in Nigeria's journey to true growth and greatness.


By The Hounorable Minister Of Finance,
Kemi Adeosun.

Source: http://www.newsweek.com/nigeria-economy-recession-muhammadu-buhari-693620

Kemi thunder fire u

blacksteel:
So these bobrisky wannabes were spotted @ the just concluded calabar carnival dry run. The end time is here people!

Hmm and dem do naming ceremony for this people.

open

Philosophia:
Thanks Rokia2, wristbangle, freepop, danladi7, fayded and ilekokonit and others that commented before.

You guys have really saved a life tonight. I'm so glad I brought this here. God bless you all. Thank you all for your advices. I feel better but I have to sleep on it.

My head aches and my vision is blurry but my heart is less heavy.
I will still fast and do whatever prayers I can if not for revelation, atleast to put the situation into God's hands. I don't think God is a God of injustice and I will not be guilty of not doing what she has advised me to do. Since she said she did it, I need to as well.

Thank you all. I will update you as things progress.

My brother am not against prayers , but for what is yours you ask for it.

Philosophia:
So many things have crossed my mind. Is she seeing someone? But she assures me that she's not seeing anyone. Is she just looking for a fresh start? What did I do terribly wrong?

I am so confused. I called her, maybe to get direction or to hear something else. I'm not sure. She is advising me to fast and pray about it to get direction on what to do. She said she has prayed and fasted and she was told to prepare her mind for marriage.

I do not want to loose her but I don't know how I am supposed to do that. What is that supposed to achieve for me?

I am so lost.

Reading this makes me believe you are not experienced in the game of love.
My guy know thy self, my father use to tell me this always.
Knowing your self and dont be misled by emotions or feelings you can't control.
In Ti Face voice " I want to be free, free like a bird.
Make money and you will get a better girl or if she is still good and around you become her super hero.

Philosophia:
Thank you so much.

My brother, I will be candid with you. My biggest problem is that I love this lady with my beign. She is the only girlfriend I have ever had. 3years. I have often visualized our life together. We talked about family, kids, everything.

I am an introvert, who hardly gets close to people. I am a guy that usually doesn't give a Bleep unless I want to. But this stuff hit me. It hit me where it hurts. As I type this tears are springing from my eyes. I'm trying to stop but it hurts.

My whole life just seems useless. I don't know exactly what to do. I feel lost.

Never let your life fall into shambles, remember this you did no wrong by loving her and you will do no wrong by letting her go since the means to continue is not there.
This might be a stepping Stone for you because it will make you have a different perspective about life and love, you will also change hustling ideas because you will not want to lose out next time.

NwaAmaikpe:



God forbid that this foolish thief be found in this nation's corridors of power.

You can call someone a thief unless you have evidence and he has been convicted of stealing.
Bubu is what if Atiku is a...

optimist25:
Meet Ibrahim Danlad, a 14-year old lad between the sticks for Ghana at the ongoing FIFA u-17 world cup in India.
.
.
Yeah!....hez 14!

The guy is not lying, he has followed football for 14 years.

Dontrythisathom:
2019 Election: Our support for Gov. Ortom is 110 percent — Benue’s leaders
by Andura Mark on October 22, 2017 in BENUE NEWS, LATEST NEWS
GISTSMARK.COM - Consequent upon the up and coming actuation of the open grazing prohibition law, the three major ethnic groups in Benue state – the Tiv, Idoma and Igede also have declared support for Governor Samuel Ortom, urging him to ensure the full implementation of the newly enacted law which comes into effect by November 1, 2017...Readmore...
http://www.gistsmark.com/2017/10/2019-election-our-support-for-gov-ortom.html?m=1

Bunch of hypocrites that's why you never progress.

cruchenutii:
Yea, thats why the best thing to do while you're alive is to

1. Travel all around the world, if you can.
2. Don't envy your neighbor that has more money than you. Both of you will die eventually.

3. Go to resorts in Seychelles, Malta, Mauritius and Hawaii if you have the money every year.
4. Preach the gospel if you can, any where you are.

5. Spend your money while you are alive not gather wealth like Abacha.
6. Play enough video games, Sports & Dance.

Some things African people place importance on like Wealth, Marriage & so on does not even mean anything after we die.

Honestly, if they ask me to choose heaven now OR remain in this earth. I'll rather just go to heaven right now. Nothing in this world abeg !!!

Youe second point got me thinking this pure truth, envy is really one of the issue we have in life, I always ask my self why envy someone when you can learn from him to improve yourself ?
Look at the life of the birds, they neither sow or reap or gather in barns but our heavenly father gives the food IN DUE SEASON.
You will see due season was in capital, God does it at the right time.
Our development should be for the benefit of mankind and glory of the supernatural creator God.

l have been having a lot of thoughts going through my mind for quite some time now and its centered on what's the essence of life?
I keep on asking why are we here on earth and why do people take out so much time to gather wealth, inflict injuries and hardship on people when we know in the long run we never will take anything out of this world.
I remember Erelu Dehinde Fernandez, a Nigerian multi billionaire in all his splendour never took anything out of this world.
Alexander the Great had three wishes before he died, after he has taken a lots of time in his life waring and accumulating wealth and power new that all was vanity.
Why can't we learn from him and others.
In this life there is enough of everything to go round for all on earth there is no reason to withhold any good deed that will put a smile and hope on the face of the persons that need it.
Why would some people be poor and some super rich, and the super rich dont care what happens to the poor(
Why would people want power at all cost just to inflict hardship, sufferings and immense terror on people?
Why is that what people think about is me mine and myself always without thinking about us, we and ourselves.
I watched a videos about Japan and why the country moves ahead in all it does, the part the held me spell bound was when the commentator said was that in Japan people dont think about themselves alone but ourselves because when most a good life you have less issues to worry about, and where there is tolerance peace never eludes such country.
Let's have a change of mindset and know the essence of life.

Pierohandsome:
Who is the father of her baby, why didnt the msn marry her? I wil advise men to steer clear of single mothers, they r worst than scorpion

Talking from experience.

Igboblog:
Lol this pre-wedding photo has really caused serious commotion online after they shared it. Friends instead of wishing them well, started saying that they should be his strength while some suggest that this is pure marginalisation.
Source : http://www.ndigbotvnews.com/2017/10/the-lord-is-your-strength-pre-wedding.html?m=1

hope she was not photo shopped into his life?

iliyande:
The President of Nigeria Football Federation, Mr Amaju Pinnick, says Nigeria can lift the 2018 World Cup in Russia in the light of the preparations the association is putting in place.

Pinnick expressed the optimism this during the official opening of the Federation’s Annual General Assembly in Jos on Thursday.

The NFF president said that the country was well positioned now after it had overcome the challenges that bedevilled the nation’s football, particularly the previous year.

“Our highest achievement is the qualification for the World Cup. Secondly, the preparations for world cup have commenced in earnest as compared to the previous years.

“With the kind of preparations we are putting in place, I think we can win the World Cup,” he said.

On the financial aspect, Pinnick said that NFF had been given a clean bill of health, according to the report he received the previous night.

The federation’s president commended the Minister of Youth and Sports Development, Mr Solomon Dalung, for his unflinching support to the football house.

According to him, the minister makes sure that the federation meets all its needs during the Super Eagles’ qualification for the world cup.

He said Dalung’s support also made the nation’s early qualification possible, with the Algeria’s match being a mere formality.

Declaring the Assembly open, Gov. Simon Lalong of Plateau thanked NFF for choosing the state for the event in spite the recent violent incidents caused by unidentified gunmen.

Lalong, who was represented by the state Commissioner of Sports, Mr Danladi Mann, commended the football house’s efforts at improving the administration of the nation’s football.

The governor expressed the hope that Plateau United, the reigning champion of Nigeria Professional Football League, would win the CAF Champions League in its first participation in the tournament.

In his remarks, Mr Shehu Dikko, 2nd Vice-President of NFF said that sponsorship for the nation’s football had improved remarkably.

He said that more sponsors were willing to partner with NFF and traced the development to what he said the body was doing in the football administration.

http://punchng.com/nigeria-can-win-2018-world-cup-pinnick/

pinnick if you don dey mad, tell us.

IneedSugarMumy1:
moral of Tue lesson is??

Know when to know the enemy.

bongolistik:
I just finished reading comments on the topic "woman battered by husband on their way to church" https://www.nairaland.com/4118262/nigerian-woman-battered-husband-way

Like I expected many comments were backing the woman and people even insulting the man for beating the wife.

And yes I personally does not support woman beating or battering, but you know that many women take advantage of that to mishave and overstep their boundaries in the presence of their man.

I have personally witnessed a situation a guy and a woman (not the guys wife) had misunderstanding in the public and the woman even had her child wrapped on her back as the commotion lasted.

Though I don't know what the problem was but I saw the woman publicly holding the guy's shirt on the throat side as if she was even trying to strangle the guy and she was shouting on top and kept squeezing this guy.

It was obvious that the guy doesn't want to beat the woman and he just kept repeating himself that she should leave him that he doesn't want to beat her, but this woman will just stop at nothing but she kept on squeezing to strangle this guy and still the guy insisted that he doesn't wants to beat her.

The woman kept shouting, holding, squeezing this guys shirt on the neck side until this young man lost his temper on top the child the woman was carrying at her back, this guy turned and landed the woman with annoyance beating.

The next thing, some passersby that don't know what happened just descended on the guy and beat the hell out of him and they questioned him on why he should be beating a woman, somebody's wife in that manner.

That one is one case aside, now for those of you shouting and calling that man on the first incident a beast for beating his wife to bloody, what if your woman slapped your mother, what will you do?

Dont bear her ooh just make sure you slap her back.