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Phorto:
https://lailasnews.com/my-hairstyle-is-worth-40-million-top-model-chika-lann/amp/

Lies personified

farouk0403:
He is trying by all means to make our nation corrupt free, revive our economic and security


But unfortunately some sadist politicians want to sabotage his government

My brother hmm corrupt free, sincerely I don't believe that all his cronies accused of glaring corruption what have dey done to them?
You don't fight corruption with word of mouth but with actions and living above board.
Corruption to me is not our major problem but upholding the rule of law which he Bubu doesn't do.

Amazingprince:
bro i can't bring a child into this world for it to suffer.. I can't believe am sayin this

Don't have a mind set that the child would suffer but a mindset you can give the child a better life.
If I may ask what exactly are I sacred off, is it upkeep or you are scared of being ashamed of people knowing you sleep with women.
Things just don't happen people make them happen.
Pray and tell God
to bless your hustle.

farouk0403:
By God grace they will remain scattered




They are the problem of Nigeria


Some people will not know that we are blessed to have Buhari as our president until they vote in thieves like Atiku.

Please name the blessing we are having now Bubu is our president?

Amazingprince:
please bro, currently not the best idea... Will you be willing to adopt?

Sincerely it's the best idea nothing good comes easy.
Damn the consequences, suffer the shame for some time and be happy for a very long time.
To avoid this next time USD a protection.

Amazingprince:
Hi guys real quick my girlfriend is 18years and she's pregnant still in her early weeks, pls anyone know a way to get rid of this as we don't need it yet. Pls its urgent..
She have been using postinor 2 in less than 48 hrs after intercourse, and am still confused how shes pregnant.

Cc:seun
Cc:lalasticlala frontpage pls

My brother sincere advice from a brother " do not terminate, I repeat do not terminate ,the baby will be someone great.

phone swap

Why is it that it is only Bubu that seeing the progress we make as a country? Any progress that is not translating to a better life is no progress.

Kai, how can you say Bubu does not bath naked?

Holier than this people una don start.
How many of you even Dey thank God say una never die?

mespusinglez:
me and my girl were arguing which later leads to us exchanging facebook password..so last week i decide to check on her chats since she said she has nothing to hide.
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i later found out that she was still in touch with her ex...
i told her i don't like her chating with her ex which she said she will try to stop....the next day she delete the chats
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this week again i saw a chat of her and a guy begging the guy to come and visit her in her school...some minutes later the chat was deleted
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i didn't tell her about this one that i saw...but later this evening i found out that all her chat's have been cleared...
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guys i'm really confused...i think she is hiding something..
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i really need guide on how to go about it.

My brother she is a serial cheat for her to do that, she is not your girl friend but our girlfriend.
I will sincerely advice you to look ahead.

Why are you people complaining, he has to do better than Jonathan in everything.

Offpoint:
Stand a chance to win N1000 Airtime, when you translate this pidgin English to correct English.
"How many years you take senior me sef"?

Drop your answer in the comment box

by how many years are you older than me.

fubbyy:
My 2016 new year resolution was to quit all these dramatic relationship and go into "friends with benefits" in Early 2017 I met a lady and we got close quick but how to tell her what I wanted was the problem, to me I felt it's like asking someone to be a prostitute, Because of that I ran away from her

Now I've met this one in one church at cross over night on 31st December, we started getting close real quick, I've made up my mind to tell her what I wanted, on valentine day she was the one that took me out and started telling me how her previous guy broke her heart and how she wouldn't want that to happen again, I just got weak

Please how can one tell a girl he wants "friends with benefits" or where can I find one, does it even exist?

Just as you wrote it here tell her directly.

Iseoluwani:
Promoting miscreant and yahoo +.

At that age, with such a life. He won't live to pls himself anymore ,rather the outside world. There by it might result in going extra miles doing the wrong thing to pls friends



Instead of them to upgrade his shop, make him a boss ... Must everything be songs.



Useless yoot have been made to believe everything is song and s*x thanks to bbnaija

Are you useful yourself? he has a talent and he has been discovered and you are insulting him. He can still improve on his business and get people to work for him.
Everything no be education, who school don EPP if you no get connections? your talent takes you places

AutoJoshNIG:
19 year old Emomotimi Samuel (YUNGSAM) has been elevated from grass to grace. The Delta born indigene who was raised in Ajegunle landed an international record deal with Oneword Records as he was entertaining his customers in his barber's shop. 

He also got a Range Rover SUV as birthday gift on Friday 23rd of February.

He released his first single "God of Alert" recently.

https://autojosh.com/19-year-old-barber-gets-range-rover-signing-multi-million-naira-contract/

Am really impressed see my class mate pickin don turn super star. The father is second from the right Emomotimi Azigere.

Sapiosexuality:
“By insulting well-meaning Nigerians who happen to disagree with policies of government they are not winning friends for the President. They are in fact helping to grow the rank and file of the angry. Whoever loves this President would want him to succeed. Whoever wants him to succeed must tell him the truth. For if he fails, Nigeria fails"

Yahaya Bello is proof that merely electing a Youth to lead us is not the solution. What we lack are people with sound minds and will to execute commonsensical projects.


http://www.mortalpoet.com/nigerian-youth-make-president/

We need youths with proper home training and good morals not youths that accidentally finds them self in positions like the kogi man.

Tell the guy that he has paid his thithe in advance.

Poverty is sureyl a bastard.

nairavsdollars:
His head is not correct

My brother na him head so make him use am as him like.

Is it because some people misuse a drug then it should be banned, more control is needed not banning.
sincerely codeine is a very effective cough syrup

These governors have intention of still leading and asking for God’s blessings
Sincerely God has a lot of judgement to do.

FvckShiT:
-I Fůcking shave 2wice ina week.

-It itches so fůcking bad the first two days making me feels so bloodyfūcking terrible.How do you fůcking deal with the itching?

We know you don't know how not to be vulgar, but please when you type don't be vulgar.

metronaija:
As seen on social media.

http://www.metronaija.ng/photo-nigerian-man-sleeps-sex-doll/

I UNDERSTAND HIS STATE, HE IS MENTALLY IN-BALANCE.

Faithway10:
A Nigerian man, @Poshfelly on Twitter has taken to the platform to help his 28-year-old friend, Ijeoma search for a husband.

He shared a photo of her and wrote;

"My friend Ijeoma 28, lawyer based in Abuja hardworking,prayerful,can pound fufu looking for a husband for her tribe is no barrier kindly Rt"

http://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/01/this-nigerian-lady-is-looking-for.html

Hard working, prayerful and can pound fufu abi, does she have a :good character which is more essential

Georgematics:
Good day all, Pls this issue had been given me sleepless nights so I decide to bring it here to hear your opinions and idvice.

I had been looking for admission for the past 4 years and luckily I finally got admitted into a federal university here were am reciding. The problem is; I had been the one taking care of my self and also assist my family with the salary I was earning from the company were I work. Due to economic reasons I wasn't able to save money after paying bills for myself and some of my family (I'm single, lives alone but my Mum & siblings live not to far from my residence). The only money I'll be falling back on if I quit my Job is the gratuitee and Pention.

So, I'm seeking your mature advice, Should I quit Work & Focus on Schooling? Pls help a brother. Thanks in advance

Pally my sincere opinion is that you go ahead with your school, things have a natural way of sorting itself out.
Am not saying it will be easy, but i believe that you will come out successful.

donblade85555:
Lol, when will slay queens start slaying in English language?

Cc lalasticlala

source:- http://laughkillme.com/thread-2287.html

Heat so you expect when data is cheap and China phones readily available.

Bigii:
Pictures Of Newly Constructed catholic Church By Sen David Mark

Ex senate President Sen. David Mark constructs multi million naira church to St Augustine Catholic Church, Otukpo diocese.

We don't need churches now, we need institution that will grow our economy, we have enough religious places but we lack people with character .

QuintusLentulus:
Why is it that when ever a pastor or priest messes up, instead of accepting that he goofed and repent, he starts threatening you with the verse that says touch not my annointed.

Are pastors really above chastisement? Have they become too big to talk to if they mess up?

Is this what the bible preaches in that verse?


Share your thoughts

That's verse is used to threaten the week hearted, try am with me I will tell you say everyone is a child God and I will quote the same scripture for you.

love, health and popularity

good health for me and my family and a house of my own.