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This is the woman that wears pampers

You better go back to school and finish up. In life, you will fail several times to succeed. However, you must rise every time you fail and don't stay down

The same Atiku that is married to Jennifer - his 4th wife who was equivalent to a University Undergraduate Student when Alhaji was already showing interest in the content of her pant is even talking

You have no worries as I use Mansard, they pay very well if you had full comprehensive insurance else they will deduct N35K from your final payout

kamtrix:
Good morning guys.

Yesterday morning my toyota corolla was broken into and vandalized. The small window at the back was broken and the car opened. The brain box and the power window rollers were stolen. We have insurance with Axa Mansard And we have reported to the police.

The driver has also taken taken the required pictures.

Please I need guidance and advice on how to go about it with the insurance company and what I should do as this is my first dealing with the insurance company after buying the insurance. Also, should I increase the estimated cost of repair to be higher than the real amount. Please this is an emergency. Thanks. God bless you all.

Please help push to fp

Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ! Just keep running without looking back, he is just your biological father and not your father at all.

Renderhelp:
Hi @Renderhelp,

My Father abandoned my mother about 23 years ago with 3 kids to marry another woman.

Things were rough and my mother struggled to raise us alone. My two siblings died along the way leaving only me behind. My father didn't even care to attend their funeral, he told everyone my mother is a witch and he was lucky to had escape.

My mother did all she could to see that I got the best education. Now I have a great job in Canada. I visit home once in a while to check up on mama, I even built her a lovely bungalow and bought her a car.

I invested in a chain of retail stores in Nigeria and business is booming. I named the stores after my mother.

My father heard the good news and since then he has been pestering me. My mother told me he asked for her forgiveness and that he wants them to live as husband and wife again but she chased him with a knife and threatened to kill him. I told her what she did was harsh but she warned me not to speak to him.

He contacted me and I didn't have the guts to turn him down. I have been sending him and his new family money every month. Everyday he brings up a story to ask for more money .Today, fire burnt down their house...Tomorrow, his legs got broken in an accident.

I know I don't owe him anything, especially with the way he treated us when I was little, but I have this soft spot for him.

Now he's asking to handover the management of some of my stores to him and to take some of my step siblings to Canada. How can I stop this madness?

They simply did a SIM swap

Daughters effortlessly connect to their Dads, are you always available to her? Is your wife a housewife? She maybe be more clingy to her mum because she sees her mum around more than she sees you.

This will be good for Fatoyinbo of COZA

He should not try this or else fraud cases will skyrocket, bringing people from his former criminally inclined workplace - Diamond Bank eChannels. Will create a disaster in the system.

Joee2932:
Mr Premier the new MD in NIBSS sack 31 staff. One commit suicide. He wants to bring in his own people into the system.

Na dem

LOL ! Pele !

molybdenum0012:
Let me share another funny experience. This happened shortly after Sanwo-olu of Lagos won the gubernatorial election.

I was at home relaxing around 4pm on a certain Tuesday. Then a call came in, it was my cousin who is into politics.


He called me and asked me to hurriedly go to Ikeja GRA and meet someone there for a job. Like a fool I did not even bother to ask the kind of job it would be. In my mind, I felt it must be a gevernment job since Sanwo-olu just won the election and my cousin, being One of his campaign members, I felt he must get a slot for me in the ministry. How wrong!

Without delay, I neatly packed my CV and first and second degree certificates into my bag and set for the journey.

I got to the place around 6:30pm. I saw crowd of people celebrating Sanwon-Olu's win. I put a call through to the man I was to see and he directed me to wait for at the reception.
At the reception, I met about 4 guys, neatly dressed. I later knew we were waiting for the same person.

The man addressed us around 7:30, telling us we should come back the follwing morning around 6:30am, that the chairman that would address us was still celebrating. Well, I did not mind to come back the following day I felt it would be a good job.


The following morning I had woken up so early that I left home around 5:30am to beat the traffic. I got to the venue exactly 6:00am. I was the first person to get there. I was so well dressed that some of the security guy there thought I came from the governor's office. They even gave me a chair to sit.


Later the man in charge of the recruitment walked in. Then I started seeing some area boys/thugs, some did not wear clothes, some were smoking weeds. I began to wonder why they were there. I could not come to the term that they came for the same job I was there for.

Later, a man brought out a full scalp sheet for us to write our name and phone no. Before I knew what was happening the whole place was full with area boys. They too was there writing their name. Some of them could not write their name properly 'cos there are not educated. After written mine, I waited patiently for us to be addressed about the job description.


Meanwhile, I had earlier called my younger brother to join me there 'cos I thought we would be employed based on our educational qualification. Not long, my brother walked in and became angry seeing the caliber of people around there. Immidialtelt he left, saying it could not be a good job.


I remained there, I just wanted to be sure it was actually not what I thought. I could not believe my own cousin would ask me to come work with such caliber of people.

Later, we were asked to gather to be address about the job description. My brother I could not strand amount those guys. Some of them were smelling, with skin rashes all over their body, I had to stay somewhere far and listen to the man speak. Right there we were told we would be removing campaign posters from the street of Lagos and would work alongside LASA. Meanwhile the pay for the job was not mentioned. The man said it is between Sanwo-olu and God.. lol. I look myself from head to toes, I just pity my life.

Later we were given two white polos and a cap. I felt so disappointed and had to come back home without follwing them to LASA office that very day. The polos and cap they gave me, I just gave it out to someone at home.

It was really a horrible experience for me. I wasted more than 2k for transport and exhausted my energy.

Canada will take you but you cannot practice as an engineer as Nigerian Engineers are not accepted as engineers. Essentially you will need to change career path

Makaveli1166:
Please I Need Your Opinions On Which Country To Migrate To With I N4m


I have decided to escape from this country in search of a saner climate for work or business.To be sincere i have raised 4million naira only in cash but don't want to invest it here due to unfavorable climate .so as a chemical/petrochemical engineer.Kindly list out 1st world countries i can relocate to and the steps to take to achieve it.
Your kind input would forever be appreciated.

Incentivize her stay with you, ask her our goals and aspirations in life. What does she want to do after working with you as househelp - tailor, hairdresser, cook etc. I once had a help for 7 years because she learnt hairdressing, fixing nails and doing make-up, she equally learnt how to bake.
I registered her for voters card, took her to GTbank and opened a SME account for which I paid in some cash monthly despite her people collecting her money on an annual basis.

She had her ATM card and a mobile phone. So she knew she did not need to mess up while with me. When she eventually left, she had personal funds of more than 400K and all she needed to start up a hairdressing salon was bought for her.

The OBItuary of the ATIKUlator

hakku:
I understand his frustration. Upon all d billions he spent he can't believe he was soundly beaten.
Saraki scammed him
Kwankwaso nd his useless ritualistic red caps scammed him
Even ipobs scammed him
Dude needs some closure.
Up Mr integrity.
Next level activated.

Why are you bothering yourself, remove the family planning protection and covertly use another one. Let him keep firing blanks, when he is tired, he will stop

Chiamaka789022:
Gd day everybody i need urgent advice sumting Da has been bothering me 4 sometime now , i dnt ave any1 else 2 talk abt dis , Dis de reason i dcd 2 bring it on here . Please mi brothers and sisters advice me on wat 2 do

I ben married for 16 years now , we are blessed wiv 4 daughters 15,14,11 n 8, b4 marriage we has dcd 2 have 4 children only n we promised each oda incase all the children r same gender we will stick 2 4 children rule , so after i had my last gal i did family plaming 4 10yrs so the issue we are having is 2 years ago mi hubby ask me 2 remove the family planning so i culd get pregnant 4 a son then afta delivery do family again, which i told him i cant cuz there is no guarantie dis bby will be a boy , i asked him wat if its anoda gal what we going 2 do , he told me da we will try again until we have a son , so i rejected his proposal so since then there is no peace in mi huse , he has been keeping malice , coming home very late at nite , reject my foods , been cheating wiv so many diff women, i saw texts and Unclad photo of women on his fone . He dsnt make love 2 me , he has deleted all mi pictures includ our wedding ones on all his social media. He has been ignoring me anytime i will try 2 talk 2 him, what really broke mi heart is this last time he posted our girls pics on his fcbk so some of his fcbk frnds asked him what about their mother ( me) , mi husband reply long story mi bro with a sad emotis , so the guy reply bk am sorry 4 ur loss bro may she rest in peace then hubby reply bk thanks bro, i strted crying as soon i saw de msg , i confroted him afta he told me da im dead 2 him da he dsnt have any luv 4 me , i can packed up and leave . So that is what im gng thru in my huse afta refusing 2 have anoda baby please am i wrong wiv my decisions ? Should i go ahead and pleased him? What if is another gal? Pls what should i do?

As long as FFK and Atiku lead the civil disorder with their wives and children

I hope she's wearing pampers as her son said she does

IT may sound strange but this may actually be a saving grace upon his oga. IF the Oga planned to travel with the car to village things may have turned out worse for him. I have had some events that look at misfortune but they actually saved me from potential death. I have been delayed twice from leaving a location to go home.Instead i discovered that the delay saved me from armed robbers who were robbing the house about the time i was going to arrive.

It is called sleep paralysis

Flirtyjane:
Someone needed me to publish it on my blog but I don't have the audience who will respond. Many may think differently based on religion believes but read:

These things started on August, he said he woke up one night as he felt someone was looking at him. With eye sleep, he said he saw a dark animal shadow and kicked it but nothing really was there. He thought it was his mind playing games with him.

Some days later, he was in dream as this same animal like dark shadow was approaching him while he sleep. Unable to get up, he screamed. Each time, he screamed, the shadow will withdraw...But then it keep coming and suddenly his parents entered his room, he woke up. They told him he was screaming.

Another night, it was like someone was pressing his chest and he was shaking like one having epilepsy. He felt the force on top of his chest. He was also screaming. His parent entered his room. They thought it is fever. But he was advise to change sleeping position.


Another night, he said he felt someone turning him over to face up and started feeling shock. His body was intently hot and he was also sweating. His parent came to his room and then he stop screaming.

To cut the story short, he started sleeping face down. Initially he thought it was sleep paralysis. But this time, he was always feeling a force over his back, paralysing him, so he can't move but when he utter God's name repeatedly, the thing stopped.

Then each night, he realized that, he could no longer utter God's name. He only make noise so his parent could come and each time they are entering his room, the thing normally stop.

But one time, he opened his eyes the night he put on his phone torch light. He said he saw a shadow with claws while facing the wall. Another night he saw shadow snake. And the last night, which was terrible, he struggled shouting and no one was coming to rescue him. He almost gave up until his parent manage to hear. He noticed that when his parent were coming, the shadow breeze away.

He has done all tests and the results are okay. So he finally opened up to his parent that a friend has been telling him, her mother and brother are diabolical. That are always attack anyone who is supporting her. She said people she has once lived with, also experience night attack during sleep. And when they make inquiry, they are always told it is her mother.
So they always drive her away.

She even insisted that my friend tell his parents about her mum so they can know what to do. So my friend parent decided to try something. They slept in his room for 3 days with him and nothing happen.

They also allow him to sleep with them in their room and nothing happen. When he sleeps with people, that force doesn't attack him.

His sisters also slept in his room alone some nights, and nothing happened.

But then, the lady in question said he should stay far away from her so he can be safe. She sent an apology message that she is sorry for all what he put him through.

The guy is deeply depressed cos he doesn't know who is really attacking him, if it really the girl's mum or brother, if it is his mind, sleep paralysis or other people.

He got a lucrative job recently in petroleum sector but he didn't take it. Cos he will need to relocate and no one to stay with him. Also his currently business is down cos he has no motivation anymore. All he thinks about is his life and why is this happening to him. He is above 27yrs and he is the most intelligent, generous child of his parent. He always come to the family rescue in difficult times, he also does the same to others. Now he feel so sick, weak and tired to do anything.

Nairalander, what do you guys think? Could the lady be right? Or it just coincidental? Or is it another person attacking him?

The damage is too meagre, it appears the nigerian army has gone soft compared to what the same army did to kalakuta republic

Angelanest:
A journalist who visited the residence of Nnamdi Kanu, the leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra IPOB in Umuahia, Abia state capital earlier today - has shared pictures from the area which has been deserted following the military invasion in the region.

According to Nnamdi Kanu's lawyer, Ifeanyi Ejiofor, who accused the Nigerian Army of declaring war on Mr. Kanu, the soldiers forcefully gained entrance into Nnamdi Kanu's house after shooting for about 40 minutes. His entrance gate was broken and forced open in a bid to arrest the IPOB leader.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/09/nnamdi-kanus-house-after-military-invasion-in-abia.html

So you want her to wear N2000 Chinese Ankara sown by Iya Basira in Mushin?

VastFinder:
https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/59bcf8dd60000.jpg
Wife of the President Aisha Buhari wore this $4490 Oscar De La Renta Magnolia Guipure Caftan dress when she received the First Lady of the Republic of Uganda, Janet Museveni who paid her a courtesy visit at the Presidential Villa on Friday 15th September.

You might want to confirm the price on eBay...
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SOURCE: http://www.wobegist.com/2017/09/aisha-buhari-wears-4490-oscar-de-la.html?m=1

emmyspark007:
It will never be well with all those wishing igbos pain.
More chaos will occur in their lands. They shall rise against each other and kill themselves, terrorism will reign supreme in their lands. I was against this ipob struggle but henceforth I will see to it that someday I will sacrifice my everything for the actualization of biafra. 2019 is fast approaching and as usual Christians mostly igbos will be targeted if the north doesn't produce the president
Nigeria has no future. Our future has been plundered and raped mercilessly


FROM TODAY ONWARDS, I SEIZE TO BE A NIGERIAN

it's called cease not seize - IPOB illiterate

You are responsible for the fall out - deal with your aunties once and for all just like i did and i tell you, they will never rise against you. I repeat - NEVER

MrsBimbo123:
My father in law is late (RIP), he was a good man and he never stressed me. When things were really rough for my husband, I didn't see any family member, in fact no one came to visit us except my father in law, my mother in law too is late.

My problem is my husband's two Aunties, for 2 years now they have been making my life miserable, always saying bad things about me to people. Someone in my husband's family told me that they are behaving like that because they think I am the one collecting my husband's money but God knows. They are always demanding large sum of money from my husband & I don't mind (it's none of business, even though my husband complain to me most times).

There was a day one of my husband's aunt told my husband to always tell them about anything he is doing. One thing I will never accept from any human being is someone disrespecting my mom, one of his aunt was talking anyhow to my mom few months ago (my mom is very old & she doesn't make trouble). They also talk anyhow to me in public and in the presence of my staff that I will even start crying due to the embarrassment.

I have complained to my husband several times & he told me to do whatever I wish to do to them but It's not in my nature to disrespect elderly people, they are really pushing me, if they continue behaving like this I might disrespect them.

I can remember how my husband's family members tell me that women don't stay long in their family before they go but which woman will stay long with the way they treat them.

I didn't know from the beginning, I have been with my husband for 5years now, he is a very good person, in fact he told me himself that he wish he has no family member, he also told me that he can't talk to them about the way they are behaving.

I will appreciate any good opinion, God bless you all.

This is a Gabonese Horned Viper

haykinzz:
A very special gift for Mr lala..

Sell or Eat??

Over to you nairalanders

and you think self determination without general change in leadership and followership attitude in the present day nigeria will work when you breakup?

jjjjj2017:
real Yoruba are on naialand and I'm one of them, I'm in full support of self determination & have never attacked ipob. as far as am concerned, Nigeria unity will never benefit he common man

what nonsense is this attention seeking stark illiterate talking about?

osinbanjoisaliar:
www.dailypost.ng/2017/06/03/yoruba-people-now-want-oduduwa-nation-gani-adams/

The Ear, Nose and Throat are interconnected, i once suffered from severe migraine for more than 15 years before i accidentally stumble on the solution.

I had visited specialist over the years till one final specialist i met before my cure told me after listening to me and reading all reports from other specialist that the problem maybe dental.

I was told to fill all the holes in my teeth and it was during the visit to the dentist i explained why i came to fill all the holes in my teeth and do a general dental checkup.

Thereafter the dentist also observed that i have a wisdom tooth that was not ruptured, instead the wisdom tooth was growning inwardly and sitting on a nerve going upward into my left brain area - this was seen in a panoramic xray

I had to remove this tooth surgically before i was eventually cured of migraine. Who would have thought that a simple tooth extraction was the cause of my protracted migraine.

I have been free of migraine since the surgery, so you need to look beyond the likely cause and think outside the box.

babyme1:
Please house i need help. My mum is in her early 60s. She isnt diabetic and her BP is normal. There is no medical history as far as i can remember. She suddenly developed this severe headache around the ear region. At first she thought it was ear pains. She went to an ENT doc and a comprehensive check was done but nothing was detected.

She has been to the Ibom Specialist Hospital where d Indians there did a scan on her head but nothing was found. She was given lots of medications but the pains doesnt stop. The pain is so severe she weeps sometimes.

We have done all in our capacity but mum isnt ok. I just spoke with her on phone now and im actually crying bc i can feel the pain over the phone. What could be the cause of this? What should we do? We dont want to loose her pls. Thanks

Can you imagine ! he is even wearing a Rolex

Paddy Paddy Judiciary we get oh ! Egbami oh !

This can"t come from the government, the grammar is too poor

oladimejiX:
I came across this on the internet, the various Lagos traffic law and the penalties.
Please Lalasticlala , Autojoshng Marpol let's move to where people can get informed.
Source: Twitter @Vio_Alert

Warrior who ran to Ivory Coast and abandoned his people to their fate

UrennaNkoli:
Ojukwu the legend. The slayer of the Yoruba race. The dragon who strike fear into the hearts of the hausa's/fulani's. The only man powerful enough to tear Nigeria apart. Nigeria's division was what you wanted but they disagreed. Now they are regretting. Continue to rest in peace the intrepid great warrior.

one ponzi scheme defrauding another