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Sports › Re: Lionel Messi And His Pet Hulk Dog Pictured by sharpwriter(m): 6:02pm On May 04, 2019
visijo:
Ever since I grew up, I've never seen a hen agreed to have seex..it's always a rape
Yea, rape is common with them, but if you have bred local chickens yourself and observed enough, you will see that some hens do agree with a cock. Some hens do choose a distinct cock and are loyal to them alone; most of these cocks or roosters are alpha males in charge of their territory, they are strong, sometimes big and attractive and rule the territory. I have also seen many times that hens compete among themselves to get the attention of this alpha male cock, as the weaker hen is been beaten away by the stronger hen.

Loyal hens willingly bow for their favorites to mount them whenever the cock feels like discharging grin We have bred and reared local fowls in my family many times in the past and I have seen all these.

I have seen two brother cocks fight in mortal kombat just to gain territory. ... I have seen cocks deprived of sex running after ducks and mounting them, just that they don't gain coital touch, and I have seen a sex deprived cock trying to mate with the ground (cock masturbation) grin grin ... I knew becos the alpha male who gained the territory was always around whenever it tries to mount other hens around, and after chasing and succeeding in mounting any hen, before it gains sexual contact, the alpha male don catch up with am, and beat am silly comot on top any of him wives grin grin

All these I say are true, i have seen them
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Slams Prince Ifeanyi Dike, Actors Guild Chairman by sharpwriter(m): 5:38pm On May 04, 2019
fimi:
E be like say dis Tonto dey take hard drug.
Lol.. most likely so cheesy
Crime › Re: Nigerian Lady Schooling In Canada, Cries Out Over Alleged Suicidal Level Racism by sharpwriter(m): 2:41pm On May 04, 2019
Lifestone:
I was in Switzerland some years back and I wore my Senegalese gown, bright and confident, I became an instant star with all of them struggling to take pictures with me and thanking me for allowing them.
I am proudly African, I have never seen discrimination, maybe some have passed and I didn't notice them
Lolz ... instant star
Sports › Re: Qatar’s 2022 World Cup ‘Vagina Stadium’ Finally Unveiled (Photos) by sharpwriter(m): 1:50pm On May 03, 2019
MissRaine69:
Hey wink
Comment ca va? smiley
Sports › Re: Qatar’s 2022 World Cup ‘Vagina Stadium’ Finally Unveiled (Photos) by sharpwriter(m): 1:40pm On May 03, 2019
MissRaine69:
What manner of vagina have some of you been encountering?
My Sweet Crush kiss wink
Nairaland General › Re: I Killed This Cat Disturbing My Peace. by sharpwriter(m): 9:26am On May 03, 2019
ennon92:
Very thick rod, despite wedging the rod on the body, it didnt die @once. There's this saying that cat has nine lives.
How did you prevent its spit from touching you? Was it a straight spit aiming for your face or just spitting to scare you away? ... I have heard about cat's spits since childhood days.
Business › Re: Billionaire Reginald Mengi Dies At 75 Leaves Behind $560m For His Young Wife by sharpwriter(m): 7:26pm On May 02, 2019
MissRaine69:
Shhhhhhh lipsrsealed
Wetin be shhhhh?
Business › Re: Billionaire Reginald Mengi Dies At 75 Leaves Behind $560m For His Young Wife by sharpwriter(m): 6:46pm On May 02, 2019
MissRaine69:
Seriously? grin
Yes nau... . Abi you think I never see you before? Hot gal wink
Business › Re: Billionaire Reginald Mengi Dies At 75 Leaves Behind $560m For His Young Wife by sharpwriter(m): 6:33pm On May 02, 2019
franchasng:
True wink



Many ladies think being physically beautiful makes them qualified to get a rich husband, and I laugh supernaturally cheesy cheesy

As a pretty or sexy lady, u will definitely date rich guys and have plenty rich men as boyfriend & sugardaddy if u want but the problem is will they ever consider you for marriage just because you are physically beautifulhuh The answer is NO! Physical beauty is not enough quality to get a rich guy to wife you, I speak cos I know wink

For your info my dear ladies, even at my financial average level, I know the qualities I am seeking for talk more of the bigger goons.

See, being physically beautiful or hot or sexy is not enough to get u a rich husband in this our time.

As a Nigerian lady, to get a rich husband in our present world, you need the following qualities:

1.) You need to be physically beautiful, hot & have sexy body

2.) You need to be young (between 18 - 25yrs)

3.) You need to be successful and very popular in whatever you do as a career or business; preferably you need to become a popular actress, OAP, TV presenter, a popular beauty pageant queen/winner, CEO of popular brand or a very popular surgeon

4.) You need to be light skin; that's the sad truth

5.) Come from a currently very rich family; this can make up for 2 & 3

6.) You need to have a foreign citizenship from a western nation (USA, Canada, UK, Australia, Norway, Japan, Switzerland, France, etc).

If you don't have at least 80% of the above qualities, you better wake up and focus on your current struggling boyfriend and join effort with him & create wealth together before men shift your waist shocked

So before you start singing #TeamRichGuys please take time and check yourself if you qualify to be the choice of that rich guy to avoid hit-and-run. Being physically beautiful is no longer enough to get you a rich husband in today world, but like they say, in every rule, there maybe one or two exception, so miracle can still happen for you wink
For guys to hook up with rich girls like MissRaine69 nkoh? wink wink
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Slams Funny Bone For Telling Her To Move On And End The Matter by sharpwriter(m): 6:17pm On May 02, 2019
OgbanjeProphet:
what kind of sex position is that one? I no understand am.
Lol... It's called letter H position or kill yasef style grin
Crime › Re: Mad Man Beheads 6 Persons In Ahoada, Rivers State, Kills Self (Graphic Photos) by sharpwriter(m): 12:40pm On May 02, 2019
Very violent demons are present there ... even horror movies dey learn where these ones dey. angry angry
Celebrities › Re: Olakunle Churchill Replies Tonto Dikeh by sharpwriter(m): 9:30am On May 02, 2019
Richdad50:
Never marry a woman with a tattoo. Every drawing on her body represents the maps of hurt and self rejection. If she can reject her body, she can disgrace you anywhere.

Richdad
Tot you said you're going away officially, why are you back? wink
Crime › Re: 1,071 Killed, 685 Kidnapped In First Quarter Of 2019 – IG by sharpwriter(m): 10:45am On May 01, 2019
AntiWailer:
They are not

40,000 people died of gun violence in USA last year.

It is the new world we live in.

Just stating so we can jump on the beat with information.
So becos 40k people died of gun violence in an acclaimed God's own land, naija must equal the figure before strict , ruthless and drastic measures can be made? Why can't yu emulate coutries like the scandinavians with very low crime rate, abi na angels dey govern dem? Even if the evils happening in naija isn't more than 50 cases, must we sit down and keep looking becos it isn't much enof? Oga, the work of man on earth is to take care of his surroundings and environments and ensure peace and easy living, chikena!
Celebrities › Re: Rita Daniels: Regina Daniels' Mother Blasted On Instagram Over Daughter Marriage by sharpwriter(m): 9:35am On May 01, 2019
Akathriel:
Orunmila's Warning To Regina Daniels

Iwo oye, emi oye

Oye sese nlaa bo lòke

Won se bi ojumo lòmo

A difa fun Regina Daniels

Oni furo pelebe to n post pictures s'ori instagram - ti nse aya ikarun Ned Nwoko olori gbèskè bii ijoko okada Bajaj.

Orunmila ni ki Regina Deniels rubo awon bloggers ati rumour-mongers

Ki won maa ba fa silè - pada si ese ààro re

Oni bawo lawon bloggers ati rumour-mongers sèlè di ohun lowo?

O pawo lèkèè

O p Èsu lòlè

O worun yànyàn bi eni ti ko lè pada si ese ààro

O ko eti aigboràn si ebo

Nigba ti awon bloggers ati rumour-mongers bere propaganda won

Awon fans lori instagram na beere si ni da petrol sinu fire. grin

Òyun to wa ninu Regina ba di omi

Arin ohun ati Oko ree (Ned Nwoko) ba daru

Ned Nwoko olori gbèskè bii ijoko okada Bajaj ba gba gbògbò òwò ati materials ati properties to fun Regina ati iya re pada lowo won

Regina ba pada si ese aro re.

Ohun ati Iya re baa nsukun ègbèèrè grin


Translation


You are the light

I am the light

When the light appeared in the horizon

The people thought it was already a daybreak

Cast Ifa for Regina Daniels - the flat buttocks damsel, that was always posting her pictures on Instagram - The 5th wife of Ned Nwoko whose head resembles the seat of a Bajaj okada. grin

Orunmila told Regina to make sacrifice - because of bloggers and rumour-mongers.

So that they would not pull her down - and send her back to square one

She said how can bloggers and rumour-mongers hinder her progress?

She took the Ifa priest as a liar

She called Èsu a thief

She gazed arrogantly at the Heavens as if she could never be pulled down.

She turned deaf ears to the warnings of Orunmila

When the bloggers and rumour-mongers began spinning their propaganda

Her fans too on instagram began pouring petrol into the fire grin

The pregnancy in Regina's tummy came down

The sweet romance between she and her husband then turned sour.

Ned Nwoko whose head resembles the seat of a Bajaj okada collected back all the money & everything he once gave her & her mother.

And Regina went back to square one

She & her mother started crying like bush babies.
Hahaha... You don dey mad sir.... You didn't finish it na... Orin awo to ko si won lenu nko?
Celebrities › Re: Meet Wale Ade, Dayo Amusa's Fiance by sharpwriter(m): 6:36pm On Apr 30, 2019
MissRaine69:
Yes
Wow! That's strong..... So na auto dealing as face cover grin
Celebrities › Re: Meet Wale Ade, Dayo Amusa's Fiance by sharpwriter(m): 6:26pm On Apr 30, 2019
MissRaine69:
Auto dealer or auto thief?
Do you know him?
Food › Re: Gtbank Food And Drinks Festival 2019 by sharpwriter(m): 8:44pm On Apr 29, 2019
MissRaine69:
wink
cheesy wetin yu go like chop from all these wey dey here?
Food › Re: Gtbank Food And Drinks Festival 2019 by sharpwriter(m): 8:29pm On Apr 29, 2019
MissRaine69 let's meet here wink kiss
Celebrities › Re: Meet Ned Nwoko's Wives And Children (Photos) by sharpwriter(m): 10:58pm On Apr 28, 2019
Corrosiveman:
SMALL GIRL WITH OLD god
Antichristus:
I'M PRETTY SURE YOU MEAN SMALL GIRL WITH OLD DOG grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Corrosiveman:
SMALL GIRL WITH OLD god
Or just as someone said yesterday, "Small girl with big demon" grin
Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Presidential Ambition May Cost Osinbajo His Position by sharpwriter(m): 12:32pm On Apr 28, 2019
gypsey:
yes, from under his bed, hiding and typing from his cheap phone. grin
Lol... No mind am cheesy
Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Presidential Ambition May Cost Osinbajo His Position by sharpwriter(m): 8:01am On Apr 28, 2019
DonFreshmoney:
Hmmm... this country will boil if Buhari try that poo of muslim muslim ticket by hook or by crook
Be warned fulani herdsman
Will you start the boiling? grin
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels And Ned Nwoko Spotted Together In Public For The 1st Time by sharpwriter(m): 7:29am On Apr 28, 2019
Elliot2:
Look at what she was missing all the while she was in perpetual 16years— my bad, this is why she hurriedly turned 18years from 16. Small girl with big demon(dis one no be god o).
Lol.. Big demon keh? Pity the gal na cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels And Ned Nwoko Spotted Together In Public For The 1st Time by sharpwriter(m): 6:58am On Apr 28, 2019
lanre88:
I just need a sincere answer to this question.

Did she marry or got attached to Ned because of LOVE or MONEY?.
All of the above, the LOVE of MONEY grin
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels And Ned Nwoko Spotted Together In Public For The 1st Time by sharpwriter(m): 6:16am On Apr 28, 2019
ekensi01:
Damn I can't believe that man would kiss that beautiful girl. lipsrsealed undecided
Lol... You'd better believe... Him go lick her yellow body join and suck her tender breasts silly grin

Lefulefu.. I am yet to see you here wink
Politics › Re: Abdullahi Bodejo: Tinubu Won’t Be President Of Nigeria by sharpwriter(m): 6:51pm On Apr 27, 2019
Philgafauto:
2023 will be very interesting. We southerners will finally have the opportunity to fight those dirty Hausas to death for the balkanization of Nigeria.

I am yoruba and I don't really like the igbos, but I hate the Hausas more.

May God guide us all till 2023.
Hmmmn... You've spoken well, I hope the south, especially we yoruba will have the nerves.... Our stupid leaders and representatives are the problem.
Politics › Re: Abdullahi Bodejo: Tinubu Won’t Be President Of Nigeria by sharpwriter(m): 12:48pm On Apr 27, 2019
Hmmmn... Such arrogance... Buhari hasn't even been sworn in and they are making it clear they will retain power... If my Yoruba leaders can't still have sense, I wonder who will give them one. This swinging pendulum of troubles shall surely end somewhere.
Family › Re: Gloria Akuffo: I Had My Children With People's Husbands by sharpwriter(m): 7:16am On Apr 27, 2019
MissRaine69:
What honesty? She is intelligent enough to study law but is naive regarding the aspect of having affairs with prominent married men when it comes to furthering her career? Having their children secures her financially. And she did not “know” this was wrong?
You are also naive.
There is huge controversy regarding her appointment
kiss
MissRaine69:
What honesty? She is intelligent enough to study law but is naive regarding the aspect of having affairs with prominent married men when it comes to furthering her career? Having their children secures her financially. And she did not “know” this was wrong?
You are also naive.
There is huge controversy regarding her appointment
Music/Radio › Re: VIDEO: Korede Bello – Mr Vendor by sharpwriter(m): 7:45pm On Apr 26, 2019
SaintM90:
Who can Epp me With korede twitter handle? I need to honestly advice him to change hustle

What kinda nansense song is this? grin cool
Hahaha cheesy
Education › Re: Lady Makes Canadian University Drop Its IELTS Requirement For Nigerian Applicant by sharpwriter(m): 7:28pm On Apr 26, 2019
famouscargo4u:
The case is still on. The guy is an international lawyer trained in the UK. He petitioned UN too.
Okay! Thanks. I pray he wins.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Insult The President Of Rwanda And Go To Jail - Supreme Court Rules by sharpwriter(m): 6:54pm On Apr 26, 2019
ALLNIGERIANSMAD:
He's a durllad, stupid, clown, clueless, bastard, in fact thunder will fire Rwanda presidency and all his cabinet. All the judiciary that rule are also mad.
Where do you reside, sweetheart? wink
Education › Re: Lady Makes Canadian University Drop Its IELTS Requirement For Nigerian Applicant by sharpwriter(m): 6:15pm On Apr 26, 2019
famouscargo4u:
My friend already sued Canada at the Commonwealth for insisting on English test by Express entry applicants. I think Canada has had barrage of complaints regarding that. How can I be taught 16 years in English and you still expect me to write English test. I am so confident that I would do better in English language test than many Canadians. Arrant Nonsense!!!
What is the result of the lawsuit?
Crime › Re: Prince Orubum Killed As Hausas Clash With Indigenes In Rivers State. Graphic by sharpwriter(m): 1:48pm On Apr 25, 2019
viccgm:
this is not the true story. I stay at school to land very close to yam zoo where the hit is going on.

U people should stop posting false information to defend a certain group.

one thing I know is that our deliverance from Hausa Fulani will soon come.

Amem.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please tell us the true story, and stop saying false info ... we are interested in what really happened.

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