₦airaland Forum

Jokkarm2:
first week he will be doing yee men, Bleep that shit men, by the time boys he send erands buy iphone for his head he will be like .nyem egon now

Lol

makydebbie:
Yes I've been around. I don't just post. I like and share instead.

I'm fine.

Good to know.... See you around!

makydebbie:
Been around lol. Hope you're good?

That's what you ladies always say; "been around".... Yea... I'm good and you?

makydebbie:
Damn that's huge.
I've seen enough, I'm leaving earth.

Where have you been?

Jephyard:
From what the OP wrote up there is total thrash. If you want to know a man true character gives him power. So if the op blows tomorrow he will leave his loving uneducated/educated wife to one that meet his taste. No love, no loyalty. Wawu, pure greed, he want a sophisticated wife that will add more to him. He always want to take, take and not give. My advice for the OP is change your circle including your church you are heading to a wrong path. No man will leave a loyal girl because he has upgrade, and if he does they almost end up regretting their actions. I have friends and even one currently still regretting his actions for leaving his loyal girlfriend (just girlfriend o, not wife yet) to a more classy one. He is still begging her till today.

Wetin do that big fish classy one wey your guy follow go? Is she no more good to him?

Elder0001:
Your perceptions on everything posted on this site makes me believe you live in a village and have never travelled out of Nigeria to experience what life really is . You’re quite overly traditional and primitive /archaic in thoughts .

Mr Man shut up! Lefulefu is one of the few people that is sane with a good perception of civility and being realistic on this forum. You on the other hand is the opposite... What you know to do best is to throw tantrums and pride yourself in twisted mindset about some perceptions in life which you got from westernization which may not be applicable here.... Oga we know it's likely you no dey live in Nigeria and it could be seen from some of your write ups, but I can boldly tell you that you have spewed many thrash on this forum which can make many question your morality! Even the abroad life wey you dey pride yourself in, many moral and good people dey there wey no dey live life according to their destructive aspect of civilization.... So shut up and don't criticize one of the few good people here when your own character and intellect is questionable.

PS: you won't be dignified with a reply. Thank you!

Hahaha.... Both of dem really dey mad... Guy made post at April 13, 8:14, Girl replied April 13, 8:15pm...lol... Dey are really monitoring and shading each other...

HajiMT:
All i see in advanced countries like USA and other European countries are teenagers with children. I have seen 15-year old parents (male and female)

You may see them, but it is not only about breeding, it is about the facilities that are on ground in the country to cater for their economic needs which of course are present in developed countries to a considerable measure. But here? We can't even get jobs for full fledged adults which in turn makes some not to get married quickly, na juvenile marriages we go com dey support? Na foul be dat

Debaiz:
Oga not everyone commenting online is a kid or an ajebutter some have participated in things people like you can only imagine and hear in the news.

Beating up a police officer is the least of problems if you’ve being unlucky enough to go through things I or my friends have gone through in their hands.

They will be beaten and even handed over to superior police force after their identity must have being stolen. Goodluck to them proving their innocence without proper police identity.

Goodluck then, it is also a welcome development .. would like to see their ass kicked

Debaiz:
Asin enough beating o my broda.

I just Dey here Dey laugh at d kain beating dem go chop

Abegi... Na so una dey get mouth.... You self fit start police beating? Shey no be dis naija we dey?

ikorodureporta:
#Damascus or Nazareth... So op u Neva still know her name??

Lol... No mind am.. Maybe na Galilee or Capernaum

delugajackson:
Ashawo pastor. You can make your points without trying to look erotic or appear like a porn star. All these theatrics are not necessary. People like these can never be trusted. I'm sure he must have Otobolized his member's wives and choiristers.

Its just that people do not realize their real talents in time, this pastor would have been on the same level with Johnny Sins, Mandigo or KingT-blackhoc.

The pant and undies na "instructional materials" na.. Only faculty of education students will understand me.

3rdavefarms:
If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven, and will heal their land

Meaning?

martineverest:
the thing taya me my sister... nigerians use their money to buy problems..these bleaching creams are agents of blood and skin cancers,liver and kidney failure,sunburns and skin thinning.

the level of ignorance is becoming too much..instead of spending 10k to 50k on damaging bleaching creams monthly,why not spend it on fruits and vegetables,which are far cheaper.. eating any of cucumber,carrot ,spinach,citrus etc daily will enhance the skin and clean the system

Hahaha .... yu are only speaking as a wise man that you are... wisdom is far from youths in this generation. If dem no buy that creams sef with that amount of money, and dem wan chop food, they would rather spend them on junks like ice creams, burgers, pastries and other unhealthy drinks and snacks with weird attractive names, not the fruits and veggies yu mentioned above.

lilwetdick:
made me remember one guy wey win mr macho for camp wey i collect him babe, the guy won die lol

but all the way i wish you good luck... guy, how many protein you don eat to get this body?

Lolz ... na true or yu dey whine us ... if true, what magic did you use?

kcay:
See as comment section dry. Nairalanders no like book at all. Olodo people

No mind them, but if na to talk of the yansh of Daniel okeke now, or skin of Regina Daniels you will see all forms of lewd words and senseless vituperation on matter wey no concern dem or add value to dem lives

Splazy:
I need to raise 100million within one month.

For what?

Rich4god:
Try Enugu...

Enugu where 2 girls were raped and killed in quick succession.... say anoda one

HigherEd:
Oh my! What is wrong with us Christians....

When it comes to pastors and apostles, there's a thin line between admiration and worship that must never be crossed in God's kingdom. No man no matter how highly placed in this faith can be put on the same pedestal with God...

When you start kneeling at the grave of someone then you have gone too far...

Abi ...that is one of the problems with us ... perhaps maybe that is why God hasn't raised up great prophets like him in our generation, because we go turn am to God and idolize him and they become a snare to us. I dont know if whites do worship at the graves of Smith Wigglesworth or William Branham or the likes... we never read about this with ppl of the early church and thegraves of the apostles

davillian:
Smashed na beta furkiing

Hmmn... it is well

davillian:
I only have one person and still waiting for the perfect time
He came to my house smashed a girl there and took all the money I kept in my drawer he accepted he took it and promised to psy back but till now nothing. I'm just waiting patiently

Smashed a girl? You mean raped?

Officialgarri:
Have you seen a dinosaur before ? Did you die ?

Lol ... Dinosaur is too far serious to ask someone, looks like a legend .... Just ask him if he has seen a DODO before (this is not a legend)

I think he's actualizing the days of:

O o ni fe fi TOOTHPASTE je BREAD

O o ni fe fi PETROL din dodo

O o ni fe kirun ni EXPRESS

O o ni fe fi eja kika SOSUKA

Those in higher institutions btw. 2008 - 2012 will know what I am talking about

frowland:
Omo, helicopter blade will smash both helmet and the head. Seems you are underestimating that rotor.
Secondly, accidents of such happen sadly. In US, a fighter pilot was socked into a jet engine, will you also say no training?
Dont you watch movies where those who highlight from chopper have to bend down?
Even landing spot have to also be higher to make such accidents difficult but not everytime you land on higher grounds.

You're right bro... i have always wondered why those whites bend down after highlighting from an helicopter in movies; becos I believe the helicopter is of course taller than people ... Seems I am just seeing reasons with this news ... one can't be too careful to take precautionary measures

Muscomide:
When UK life tire you, nothing wey you fit do o. Returned to Naija after many years in Jand. Wouldn't return to that UK kuru-kere life for all the money in the world.
No place like Naija joor. If you know, you know!

What do you mean by kurukere life? Is it that discouraging ?

Richdad50:


Anyone living on a man made island in Nigeria is on his own. Believe me. Let them be building artificial island that will sink in 5 decades.

The nature made islands in Lagos are a time bomb less the artificial islands constructed by wacky Lebanese and outcast engineers from Europe.

Richdad

Hahaha hahaha

Teacher1776:
Na pepper eye.
They know that once pre-paid metre is completely introduced, their fraudulent estimated billing system will be a thing of the past.
This is their last desperate move to defraud the innocent Nigerian.
If it means borrowing to procure the pre-paid metre, we shall do so.
In my area, for instance, the average consumer who has pre-paid meter pays less than 3000 per month. Meanwhile, those receiving estimated bills are billed between 15 to 20 k monthly. Do the sum.

The estimated bills is pure insanity..... No readings, nothing and they bring bills every month.... Things like this are worthy of protest... They made no meter available and they are collecting money from people with no justifiable means.... Naija people too gentle abeg.... And to think we have labour's union in the country... Useless organization

jy2kbeyond:
But this girl has a boyfriend na

Wetin be him name again? SOMADINA or so

jy2kbeyond:
But this girl has a boyfriend na

Wetin be him name again? SOMADINA or so

Iamgrey5:
Bro/Sis I don't have any link as most of those threads were deleted. And I don't think I have the strength to dig up some of the more recent ones because she is not worth my stress or anyone's stress for that matter.

However, I will employ you to go to the sexuality sub-section in the romance section and search for Ashewo beerplalor threads. You will catch a glimpse of her travails there

Hmmmm... It's well

festacman:
When you allow emotion to take over your sense of reasoning completely, you reveal the most guarded secret. I hope Helen Paul will from today learn to live with this self-assigned tag.

In any case, congratulations, once again, Helen Paul on this accomplishment.

Abi... If she had only said "some people and family said she wouldn't amount to anything, but now God has done it", I think she has passed across a message and can thank God and enter her house in peace... Small time now she go have fracas with any other celebrity and the rape secret will be the first punch of attack! People just dey talk too much

Iamgrey5:
Her story is well documented here on nairaland.

Hmmm....
You people sha... Oya gimme link